Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55496Why though?
>>55497Because you are far below the minimum wisdom level to cast those spells
>>55498He's been casting higher level spells all this time. Torc too.
>>55500Yeah, because it hasn't been policed, and he hasn't been claiming +4 strength on top of everything else, and so forth
>>55500Torcuil actually had enough int and charisma
>>55497Defenders of Faith had some settings archytypes for convert clerics, although they generally applied to ex-clerics.
In either case, you'd have to complete some kind of quest to prove your faith.
>>55505He had enough unallocated points to do it to begin with, and definitely with Int as the base stat and not charisma
>>55503INT doesn't matter, just CHA
Also, I've made a spell list to make sure I don't abuse spells now.
>>55505Oh, here we go.
Fuck off, all of you. Stop fighting >>55508Int does matter for a Wizard
>>55502>policedWe all knew, just nobody complained about it.
>>55506>>55509>Int as the base stat and not charisma???
He's a sorcerer, His spellcasting is Charisma based
>>55510Yeah, because 1. he wasn't claiming another +3 ability points when he already has a stat set +9 better than the next highest and 2. He wasn't trying to fuck up everything by using it to attack an essential (and not lower level) NPC who was friendly
>>55511True, but we treated you as a wizard for a very long period of time
>>55504Id have to genocide, to talk to him.
>>55512Implosion is also a 9th lvl spell. We just didn't care because it was funny.
>>55515Yes, but 1. that was a meme and Torcuil has meme power and 2. It was directed at a villain who could have killed us all
>>55515I just came up with the memes, GM did the spells.
But I have decided on a spell list because fuck trying to think of different memes everytime
>>55516Intent does not make a difference.
>>55517I like the memes. Keep them coming.
>>55518Yeah it does when we're handing out powers
>>55521Okay, "when powers are being handed out." Is that better?
I say let him put everything into Str.
Actually. He's forbidden to put points into anything but Str.
Also, let him use his Str modifier for his spells.
>>55528No you faggot. Do I get an addition free +12 charisma points just cuz and damage based on charisma?
>>55532You shut your whore mouth!
>>55533>>55532>>55531Ladys, ladys.
I'm sure we can all reach a peaceful agreement
>>55534You forgot to roll for a bluff.
>>55536Your totally bluffing that we can reach a peaceful agreement.
>>55537You’re*
One day... one day I will spell correctly!
[1d20+27 = 38]
Rolling Sense Motive on Torcuil's faggot
>>55540Reeeee!
We need to fix this somehow
>>55542Can't fix what's not broken
>>55543Yes it is. Trumpaladin only has two skills he's good at and it just won't stand if a damned mage is going to beat him on this
>>55544>two skillsDo paladins not get many skill points?
>>55543Use Spellcrat to develop a spell that works just like Glibness.
>>55548I agree you deserve a better class.
>>55548The get the same fucking amount as a sorcerer plus more skills to choose from.
Not to mention humans get a bonus.
>>55547I like this idea
>>55550Sorcerers only get like 5 skills, right?
Bluff is their only fallback when spells don't work.
>>55550True, but because you started as a Wizard, you have wizard level Int, which means you have a lot more skill points - at least 50% more. And of course Tracy's class is in large part based based around non-combat skills
>>55551>Bluff is their only fallback when spells don't workKek
>>55551Uh: bluff, craft, concentration, knowledge (arcana), profession, spellcraft.
But they do get simple weapon proficiency
>>55553Sorcerors generally rely on their spells before their skills.
>>55554No fucking shit? I hadn't noticed
Also, what skills
doesn't a rogue get?
>>55555Check'd
>>55557Rogues don't get spellcraft, concentration, autohypnosis, handle animal, psicraft, ride, any knowledge except local... etc.
>>55559The fact that you have to dip into "psycraft" and "autohypnosis" tells us how few skills rogues do not get
And yes they do get handle animal. I think. At least you've been consistently claiming that
>>55555
>tampering with quints
That's beneath you.
>>55559Yeah, but the list of what they don't have is shorter than what they do
>>55561>>55563Mate, it's been many, many months. Surely you can come up with something more original than "praise epona" for every single trip, quad, or quint that appears on the board. There is no need for more "praise epona" posts
>>55564Better than claiming waifus and pissing everyone off like we used to do
>>55564It’s just a bit of fun... lighten up
Epona deserve all the GETs, you selfish heaven.
If you don't like it, get them yourself and do something better with them.
Tampering with natural digits is bottom-of-the-barrel degeneracy.
>>55569Would you rather go back to the days where the quads where
>Caliming TrollestiaThen I got banned cause Trump didn't like that?
>>55570>Claiming TrollestiaThat was fun
>I got bannedI got banned too you know
>>55571>I got b& tooThen maybe you shouldn't be abusing the privileges of your position to get your way in imagination land.
>>55572Nigger, you've been hogging GETs site-wide since at least May, and you waste all of them on stupid shit like "Praise Kek" and "Praise Epona." And people have complained about you
>>55573*the triggering intensifies*
I'm retiring for the night
Make sure you see
>>55457 GM
>>55573That doesn't excuse tampering with digits.
If digits are changed, they lose all meaning.
And that
definitely doesn't excuse banning users just because you disagree with them.
>>55577You should probably be banned for GET hording, desu
>lose all meaningThat's exactly the idea. Stop wasting all GETs on your incredibly unoriginal posts
>>55579Bitch, I'll do whatever I want.
And "GET-hoarding" isn't against the rules.
>>55580>I'll do whatever I wantAnd so will I *edits your posts*
>GET Hording isn't against the rulesI can make it against the rules on VX, if you want to play that way
>>55581And I will just show a picture proving Tracy’s faggot did get the GET...
>>55583I can't edit who gets the GET. Why would you need that?
\r
>>55581>I can make it against the rules on VXSince when are rules made up by mods on the spot?
>>55584From my understanding of this:
>>55581>and so I will *edit your posts*Sorry if that doesn’t come across clear to me...
>>55585Well, definitely since Atlas declared VX soveriegn a week ago. But really, the /vx/ board has not been subject to the general mlpol rules. If it were, these threads would have to be deleted as generals
>>55586That changes content, not authorship. Also, how long have you been around? He's been doing this for the better part of a year site-wide and definitely the past several months here
>>55587Never got into the chans before this one. Guess I felt I had nothing to add to the conversations. I found this place a few months ago and liked the smaller community. It feels like I can actually speak my mind here.
>>55590Oh nice! How long have you been monitoring these threads?
>>55589That's bullshit.
I'm not going to post on a board where rules are made up on the spot by a single tyrannical asshole.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this.
>>55592Don't worry, all new rules will have proper notice and promulgation. We can even vote on them if you like
>>55592Of course, if you want to just quit posting, I am okay with that as well
>>55594What did Atlas say in his message?
I want to discuss this site-wide on /qa/.
>>55591Just occasionally lurking and enjoying your role plays on this board back then. I usually participate more on the main one. But I have been enjoying this game a whole lot.
>>55597Lol, that's good. I'd like to say we fight less, but no, it's like this all the time
>>55596You know he did that because GM, Torcuil, and Infernius told him to right?
>>55598They TOLD him to let you decide all of the rules on your own?
No. I disagree, I was never told of anything like that; and I'm appalled that Atlas would make such a change without announcing it site-wide.
When did this shit happen?
>>55600Look, if you don't want me to change any rules, then fine, no rule changes. But yes, pretty much. They wanted me reinstated and Atlas gave me /vx/ since it was my idea in the first place, and since it was the board these users were most familair with
But yes, it was announced. Did you read the /vx/ announcement sticky I made 8 months ago? It says clearly the rules are different here
>>112 →>>55601Why didn't you just stay in the discord? You could have talked with all of us in that time
>>55602I said I couldn't use the discord on my computer, and I vehemently oppose giving any single staff member total impunity over any board. That's half the reason I left 4cuck in the first place.
>>55603Eh, maybe we can reshuffle it where I'm back in my old position and it's as it used to be. I'll talk to Atlas
>>55604Is there a link to the staff discord in the nuts discord?
I want a word in this. I'd like to give him a piece of my mind for deciding this kind of stuff in private. These kinds of decisions should be open-board discussions.
>>55605Atlas does not want
any of this stuff public, because it's internal staff disputes that are best left off the board. In the mean time, calm down, take your meds, go to sleep, and Ninjas will pm you or something in Rabbit tomorrow
>>55606Well I think they
should be on-board. All site-issues should be on board: the ideal should be that all decisions are community-driven.
>>55607It's an astonishingly difficult ideal to achieve for a variety of reasons, the biggest of which being the lack of information most users have about issues. If you want to discuss more in Rabbit or something then sure, I can talk, but I am limited in all the things I can say
>>55608Well, it definitely deserves it's own thread.
This feeling is ominously reminiscent of when moot left /mlp/ at the mercy of Scruffy. I am grossly taken aback.
I'll get back to this first thing in the morning.
>>55608To be fair, when you say stuff like that it kind of brings to mind some rather unpleasant thoughts of other organizations that do things behind closed doors. I know not everything can be brought forth to public knowledge, but it doesn’t help ease feelings that we are not getting told the truth.
Now.. if only I could get the damn Rabbit or something to run correctly for once...
>>55609No, moot told scruffy that /mlp/ was a safe for work board. The board was not abandoned, the whole site was in on it
>>55610It's something that enables corruption at our highest levels of government. All administrative decisions should be public, if not open-forum.
Only kikes fear transparency.
>>55611I'm referring to every time since then, on all boards, where mods have had the liberty to interpret and enforce rules however they see fit without higher accountability, and used that privilege to bully the userbase into conformity. The Anon Filly shoah is a recent example.
>>55612>>55610It's a lot like divorce cases... There is a reason. Go someplace private and I can explain, and GM, Torcuil and Infernius do know, but this should not be on the board and shall remain off the board
>>55614You seem to always know when is simultaneously the best and worst time to dab, don’t you?
>>55616I'll make a thread about it tomorrow morning, after I get the chance to gather the facts.
>>55620It's not going to make things better for anyone, including you
>>55621If there's an issue, people should know about it, so that we can all come to a conclusion together.
The truth is like a lion: set it free and it will take care of itself.
Goodnight.
>>55624There are many things tying into this. Get on rabbit, and I or someone could explain
>>55616Like I said, right now the systems that are “private” are not working properly on my computer, so I will have to rain-check that. But secondly, whatever this is, it seems to be draining you. You told me you were stressed to the point where you couldn’t eat. This is not healthy. I want nothing more than to help you guys, but this must be something way over my head to be getting you to lock up all discussion. I don’t like it one bit.
>>55624>>55618Chill faggot theres no issue. Join him on rabbit so he can Elaborate.
>>55627I can't get to my laptop until tomorrow morning, but I intend to get to the bottom of this, even if it open a whole new can of drama. I'm absolutely furious that something like this could've happened without my knowing.
>>55628You should have stayed in the discord.
Ill say again chill the fuck out and let brad explain.
>>55629The discord didn’t work right he said.
>>55630The drama he intends to start bleeds into things he isn't aware of. He needs to chill or it will be
bad>>55628Rabbit works
>>55632Then it isn’t an excuse for me not being able to join the Rabbt because the fucking mobile app doesn’t let me do anything right, and to top it off, it has my email, which I don’t know if it displays to all anons that would join... I can get to my computer in the morning to see if the site is any better, but like I said, I have a bad feeling about this.
>>55634Everything is clean i assure you.
>>55634You're right to have bad feelings about this, but there is more going on and it needs to remain secret for a reason. Think of a sting opperation
>>55636Then can you explain how to get to this properly? I can’t seem to search anything in a way that makes sense to me.
>>55377Okay, I have to explain. This is the last post I made, as I was on the verge of falling asleep and I ebin failed my will save. Plz nobully
>>55642Had a rough day and couldn’t keep from sleep huh?
>>55643Keeping the going ratio, it was another .8-1.4k swings of the sledge-hammer. Been that way all week.
>>55644Isn’t about time you invested in a jackhammer?
>>55645I appreciate the thought, but the strike point is about 6' above ground level, and is at an angle.
If you're familiar with Kendo, it's essentially the "Men" strike
>>55647So, any hints on Gibberniggers, or is that too much of a spoiler?
>>55648Right! Okay, discordant narrative I know but,....
The trail of the gibbers leads and winds this way and that, all through the woods. They seem to wind almost haphazardly, and with no apparent progress, just a general wandering. After a while, the trail Stix is following seems to converge with other similar trails at the base of a very large, old tree.
TOTALLY ASIDE
TF, please permit me the chance to speak with you in advance of whatever you are planning.
>>55649Can’t wait to find out what’s up with these things...
>>55651It won't go how you think it will
>>55650As far as I can tell
>Tracy: pissed that she didn't attack first>Infernius: Try to eat the squirrel>Trump: having a mid-life crisis over this>Torc: Using his sweet bluff bonus to make Baz think Infernius is mentally retarded because of a parasiteAs for why?
Who fucking knows anymore
>>55399Fail, unable to perform action, don't be an idiot
>>55400Ikr
>>55401See this right here, this worked. Why did it work? Because Snek would be relatively adjacent to Infernius.
>>55412SO this
>>55417No
>>55420This is kind of where I'm at desu, and I'll explain why in a bit.
>>55457o_o
>>55467essentially
>>55481IIRC, he started with 19 and put 2 points into strength, and the other point into dex. He would have one point to allocate for 16th level though.
>>55508if only,...
Then everything goes off the rails in some non-game meta shit.
As to the initial charge of biting Baz, let's say I allow it. I'm telling you now, Infernius will wake up in the entertron. Remember, you only wake up there if your remains are otherwise destroyed or obliterated (gibs or less). This is not conjecture, this is inevitable. I can describe the process in great detail with or without the dice, but Infernius loses.
>>55654I have a funny feeling Infernius won’t accept the results without a dice roll.
>>55656Most likely because he kept wanting to go through with it instead of backing off.
>>55657Would anyone like to say a few words until he appears in the entertron?
>>55658Alas, poor Infernius... Stix didn’t know him beyond him mentioning the Jews and Hitler... he will be missed for however long the entertron thing takes
>>55659A lot more heartfelt than I would have been
>>55660Well, Stix also hasn’t dealt with any shenanigans that this group has, so I think it makes sense.
>>55661I personally would have said "He desrved it"
>>55662Short, descriptive, precise. I like it.
>>55663Could be substituted wuth "He was an ass"
>>55665You're the idiot that tried to ett the squirrel
Where's the link to the staff discord?
>>55669Not sure about staff one, but I think Trumpalidin’s faggot wants to explain some things. I was up all night questioning him and I learned some stuff.
Zald remembered mlpol.net exists. Joy.
>>55655I don't know if you are familiar with this aspect of our long running game, but the dice gods hate Infernius. He has the worst luck of any of the players.
>>55667This.
>>55669That server is private, and in any case, I don't have the ability to extend links anymore
>>55673How does the staff communicate with the userbase then?
>>55674There are some things I can explain in Rabbit that you should probably know about. If you don't trust me, GM, Infernius, or Stix may be able to fill you in
>>55674I think he has personal access.
But besides that, I don’t want to sound like a broken record, but come on the discord.
>>55638Apparently, we are not as free to speak on this as we would like to think.
>>55676Or that. He has some explaining that seems to make things a whole lot clearer.
>>55674There is
no way for users to access the staff discord at all? Is it
that opaque?
>>55677I see that in my blissful comfiness, I have allowed things to festure in the darkness that I otherwise would've sprung on immediately...
>not free to speakI will be the judge of that.
*cracks knuckles*
>>55678Come into a discord or Rabbit so we can explain things
>>55679I can't use discord on this computer atm, and I firmly believe these kinds of things to be released to open forum.
Give me a few hours to gather info.
>>55681You need to come into a rabbit or discord to gather info
>>55681You can gather the info by visting the rabbit or discord.
>>55678You will start to see why we are not so free to talk about this if you just be willing to talk with us. I hate this idea too, the info should be free to every anon. But we can’t right now, our hands are tied.
>>55681Fully agreed, but you have to be willing to hear this out first.
>>55685Well I can't access the discord until I get my other computer back.
Please PM me the rundown, if it's that important to keep sekrit.
>>55686Alright, guide me on how to do that. I’m not the most tech savvy sometimes...
>>55688My username is StixFggt97 on there, you just search that and message me from there correct?
I've got my room open if u want
>>55689Oh, wait, sorry. I thought you were GM for a moment.
>>55693Every time I click that damn link... it won’t take me there...
Reeee!
I will try searching for you in the friends menu I guess.
*takes all of the free bread*
Alright, so Baz is here, said what he needed to say; infernius didn't get the chance to bite him.
Now what?
>>55698Now you attempt to convince Baz to give you a rocket launcher? Hehe...
>>55699I wonder what his Spot rank is...
*tries to see if pony is amenable to being pet*
>>55708Roll a Sleight of Hand check, for legerdemain.