/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>56518
There is no such thing as a happy marriage with many wives anon... it is not possible.

>>56519
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56527
Make a meme of Infernuis dabing.

Is there anyone in the flower shop?

>>56529
I can try, but I’m still a newfag to photoshop. Got any good Infernius pictures to use for this?

I should've just gone to Cardishore..

>>56531
You can wait

>>56530
No, it appears unattended for almost a week now,

Plz note, extensive musical numbers will result in delays

>>56531

[1d20+21 = 30]
>>56534
>unattended
Tracy looks to see if any of the flowers are still edible, and ransacks the shop for clues.
Search check to snoop around

>>56536
With her level of sophistication, clues are stale by now (its not like she's doing finger/hoof-prints). The flower shop is dry.

>>56529
*encountering Infernius before he leaves*
"Infernius, want to venture to Gatesil?

>>56537
*looks at withered flowers*
"What a waste..." Tracy says as she leaves the shop
Tracy moves to Leave Sparkle back at the tower.

>>56538
"Sure."
>>56531
Pic related

>>56539
Ask the new lady about Eric, or ask a neighboring show owner about the flower shop

>>56537
GOES TO GATESIL ON FAE WITH INFERNIUS (infernius is on Uatachit I guess)

>>56540
Fix that fucking blue atrocity on his arm.

>>56542
This

>>56542
Can do

>>56541
I.. I'm tired though... And Tracy has little motivation to find Eric other than to kill him.
She still needs to get her knives back from Cardishore.

>>56545
Well duh, because there might be a larger conspiracy, or something else going on

>>56545
I'm fading too. I'm gonna try and stay up for a bit, but my track record isn't the greatest Xp

>>56546
Tracy wouldn't care, not about something like this.
If I were playing her in character, she would've gone back to Cardishore months ago.

*leaves to cardishore*

>>56547
Tracy's faggot for two weekends in a row has gotten more attention that Torcuil, Infernius and I combined

>>56550
>muh wage gap
Yes, but the issue of attention is a highly and intricately nuanced concept. If you recall, at the start of "the weekend" we were still reassembling the group and attempting to establish a relative standard of perception AND expression.

That was 48 hours ago. I will and have and do endeavor to make things fair, and in some cases "fairness" necessitates focus on one character over another(s). I see your point however.

Well, now that Stix has a shiny new bow string, he looks at his map and determines that he try to go to Port Barry. Surely there must be some work to pay the bills and get more of a feel for the land.

Just realized going to Gatesil would necessarily take them through Cardishore

>>56555
Digits suggest your on to something.

>>56555
Trips confirm.

>>56553
>Comparing the fact that only one charater besides Stix (who recieved the majority of the attention for very obvious reasons) to as myth
I'm keeping track

I always keep track

>>56558
Try burning things if you want attention.

>>56555
And then Krenshall after that. They are all along in a line like a highway

>>56559
*lights Torch*

>>56560
Now set the forest on fire.
See what happens.

>>56561
We know what happens when you do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZasWcbWNA

>>56562
That'd be interesting, wouldn't it?

[1d20 = 4]
Rolling to find the rock thing's ticklish spot

>>56564
Nope.

>>56566
I guess that would be more fun. I just need to figure out how to get passed 320 little monsters that are guarding the way.

>>56566
Also this.

[1d20+1 = 9]
>>56564
Rolling to pull it off

Tracy continues trotting to Cardishil, with the little "rock" stuck stubbornly to the bottom of her hoof.

>>56554
But something is bugging Stix. totally not the other faggots, that would be silly He feels he was close to finding something just beyond that tree with those little freaks. Maybe he should go back and see what it could be. Stix begins a trek back into the forest, but tries to take a wide circle around the tree this time, in hopes to avoid any unfortunate encounters.

>>56572
Maybe when I feel more confident. I just started the game and I don’t know what will kill me. As far as I know those things will latch onto my head and chew my face off with one wrong roll. Most likely not the case, but I have no idea what they do.

"I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah"

>>56574
That’s a nice poem

>>56576
What’s this about?

>>56577
Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances

>>56578
Just thinking about the good ole days huh?

>>56579
At that time it wasn't. But yeah. pretty much

>>56580
What was going on then that you would say it wasn’t good? Newfag remember, just curious.

>>56582
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?

Why do I get the feeling I missed something significant?

>>56585
Nah, your fine.

>>56570
This is the medicine ball size, right?

>>56587
No.

>>56588
I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).

>>56589
I think he was referring to the big ones.

>>56590
... That's somewhat less convenient...

>>56591
It shouldnt be to bad.

>>56593
I was going to make it into a wallet, but this is just as good.

>>56594
Good idea.

>>56587
Lewd

>>56596
O-okay..
Is that the correct size?

>>56597
No. Those are Ben Wa balls. A medicine ball is ~ the size of a basketball.

[1d20+1 = 10]
>>56598
Rolling to pull this thing off

>>56599
I don't think that succeeded...

[1d20+24 = 39]
>>56600
Intimidate check
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Let go!"

>>56599
>>56600
It didn't, but the hoof that grabbed it is now stuck to it, as though with glue.

>>56602
[reeeeeing intensifies]

*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

>>56603
*keks for some reason*

>>56604
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.

>>56601
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.

[1d20 = 13]
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).

[1d20 = 11]
>>56608
"You let go, you stupid rock!"

>>56601
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.

>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular

Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.

>>56611
>gatorade
Rly? She thinks that'd work then?

>>56612
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.

>>56613
There are mundane substances that will remove the glue, but gatorade isn't it.

>>56614
Yeah, but Tracy doesn't know that.
Can I roll a knowledge check to guess what might work?

>>56616
Brad would've "guessed" what to do because bullshit.

>>56615
Sure

[1d20+4 = 11]
>>56618
Rolling
Mod is for headband.

>>56619
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.

>>56620
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*

>>56622
Hey, that's where Stix is at the moment

>>56623
Neat

Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"

>>56625
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.

>>56626
>associated
"Not really, but we've met."
>>56624
*turns to Stix*
"Hey, you're still alive."
>>56626
Tracy puts both front hooves and the *rock* on the counter
"I need something to fix this."

>>56627
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.

>>56628
"A mimic huh.." Tracy says, peering at the creature

>>56629
He emerges a moment later with a clear bottle and a glass rod. "Allow me," he says, dabbing the rod in the bottle to wet it with solution.

>>56630
*allows*

[1d20 = 16]
>>56631
After just a moment of dabbing around the rock, it shuffles loose from Tracy's hoof. It clatters on the counter, before reorienting its self and lunging back at Tracy for another bite.
The intimidation effect has worn off

>>56632
Did that hit?

[1d20 = 11]
>+9 melee = 25
Yeah, I think it did.

>>56634
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

>>56632
>dabbing
*Dabs*

>>56635
"He's got some fight in him.." Tracy says frustrated

>>56636
lol

Tracy pours some moar alcohol on the mimic and then immediately steps back, observing.

>>56639
Its not stuck to her, its just biting.
"Its kind of cute. Its not even mature enough to have fully formed its pseudopod." the shopkeep comments.

>>56640
“Know of ways to keep it from chomping on your friends?”

>>56640
"I know..." Tracy says, eyeing the hungry little rock
>>56641
"Something tastier than ponies?"

>>56641
"Squish?" he asks with a shrug.

>>56643
I dont suppose brad and Infernuis are in the area?

>>56643
"Like hell. This is my only earning from last session...
Disregard that last part..." Tracy says a bit nervously

>>56642
peach rings

>>56644
We're heading essentially towards the same location, but along a different road

>>56645
“Alright... could we use any of this climbing gear to maybe pry it off. It looks like it is made of rock.”

>>56644
No, certainly not. Infernius is still having a conversation with Baz (I imagine they arrived at a suitable bar, probably one at the banquet venue). Trump comparably, continues to wow the Spartan gathering with increased and extensive information of that most magnificent collective that has come to be known (for simplicity's sake) as the Denver Broncos

>>56647
"I know how to get it off. How to carry it is a different question."

>>56649
giggity

"On the road again-"
Snek finally gets tired of Torc's singing and decides to lunge at him

>>56651
Snek doesn’t have good taste in music

>>56652
Torc has zero ranks in Perform.

>>56649
“Hmm... think it can bust out of metal?”

>>56648
Baz wouldn't talk he was paralyzed or something.

Tracy gives the mimic a stern look to make him let go.
>>56654
Just use Bluff as a Drama/Acting/Comedy check, like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory skill.

[1d20+24 = 28]
>>56657
Forgot to roll

>>56657
Eh, decent idea.
I'm still getting that level in Bard though

>>56657
>Like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory Skill
What the hell else is a diplomacy check but talking to people?

>>56524
You're right, my bad. Infernius ventured with Trump.
>>56657
>>56658
The angry-faced rock, which continues to bite Tracy, lessens up on its mandible tension. Its not letting go, but its not biting as hard. It looks at Tracy and it's eyes get big and wide. It stops biting Tracy and lets go.

[1d20 = 12]
It lunges to bite her snoot

>>56662
RIP Tracy's snoot

>>56662
>>56663
*boops brad*

>>56662
[REEEEEEing so loud it shakes the resonates throughout the outer planes and gives everyone in the multiverse a brief but painful headache]

GET FOR DEATH

>>56666
*claps*

>>56666
Most ebil and right

>>56666
Good job

>>56668
It seemed appropriate

>>56666
Kek

>>56665
Holds head in hoof from the headache.
“You still got this under control?”

[2d20 = 28]
*draws Merciful dagger*
*stabs the 'rock' unconscious*

>>56674
Now that is amazing.

>>56674
Is he unconscious?

>>56674
Nice

>>56674
A cute!
>>56671
"Oww brad my head. What was noise?"

>>56676
Yes. And don't let Thez see it, lest it be turned into a chain-chomp

>>56678
*spooked human expression*

>>56678
"Wait a minute.... Have you been experiencing migraines?"

>>56681
"Yea me have one ringing in head now."

>>56674
Mimics are aesthetically one of my favorite creatures.
>>56679
>Implying I didn't already think of that

"He'd make an excellent rogue..." Tracy says a bit angrily, nursing her injured snoot, and picking up the unconscious creature with the magick hand

>>56682
"Goddamn it....

I don't know what to do"

>>56684
"Why? What wrong?"

>>56683
Its now stuck to the magick hand

Also, Tracy suddenly realizes that this whole exchange with the rock has been comically witnessed by both Stix and the shopkeeper.

>>56686
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."

>>56685
"The worm, remember?"

"If I promise not to sing, will you stop dangling me off the ship?"
>"Yes"

>>56687
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed

>>56690
Kek

>>56689
"No me not know about worm."

>>56690
I want to hear more of this tbh

>>56691
Send it to the ranch

>>56693
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure

"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"

>>56695
>>56695
You mean the Rock Farm?

>>56688
"Uhm, I think I have a jar that might work?" he offers.

>>56695
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.

Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.

>>56698
"That'll do." Tracy says

>>56698
“Sounds a tad too breakable to me. But if it will work.”

>>56696
"Yeah."

Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."

"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"

>>56694
"You sure I can't sing?"
>"I won't hold onto you when you go over the edge."
"Never mind then"

>>56702
"Yes, that is what I meant"

>>56703
I like Snek

>>56703
Torc needs to sing for the party sometime on a quest. That would be good.

>>56706
Tracy can Dance.

[1d20+5 = 19]
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."

Performance check

>>56704
"Were going back to port barry."

Tracy puts the rock in the jar, and leaves to put that barbed-wire fence around the meadow.

>>56709
"Why? What is there for us? My men are in Sparintenar anyways"

>>56710
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go

[1d20+7 = 18]
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...

But he does slap him

>>56708
It was beautiful. Screw what the dice says.

>>56711
You left your men behind?

>>56716
They are in Sparintenar briefly. There was no way to take them

>>56716
"Uatchit."

>>56715
The dice did say 19 with that bonus
>>56713
Let's see...
26 with base attack...
Torc goes sprawling across the deck

[1d6+10 = 12]
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.

>>56720
Really?
You're gonna do this?

>>56718
"What are you doing?"

>>56721
I just felt like it. I'm bored tonight.

>>56722
"Me abduct you."
I grappled you

>>56723
You're alway bored all the time. Go post political threads on the main board. Vril retired

>>56724
"Reeeeeee! Why?"

[1d20 = 19]
>>56720
>rule-whoring in a bantz fight
<whooooof> "-KEN!"
Thez hits Tracy
>>56714
You DON'T get a +48 to grapple!

>>56723
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q

>>56726
... Ouch...
*skits across the field*

>>56728
Yeah, it was the punting-fist, the one that sends the person flying rather than doing damage