Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>56116
Don't hate, you rolled on a combined skill check. Trump rolled on a singular skill. Additionally, Trump knows how to work a crowd better. Maybe get him to promote Hilter? XD
Don't hate, you rolled on a combined skill check. Trump rolled on a singular skill. Additionally, Trump knows how to work a crowd better. Maybe get him to promote Hilter? XD
>>56121
You took a hombrew feat to get 4 extra spells, and you can cast a 7th level clerical evocation, and your mount/cohort has a higher ECL than you do.
At least Might Makes Right is published material.
You took a hombrew feat to get 4 extra spells, and you can cast a 7th level clerical evocation, and your mount/cohort has a higher ECL than you do.
At least Might Makes Right is published material.
>>56123
He already has 4 homebrew feats
>feat
That gives two mildly useful non-combat spells that have been used twice
Fuck off
He already has 4 homebrew feats
>feat
That gives two mildly useful non-combat spells that have been used twice
Fuck off
>>56128
I want to take the same one on the next level though. I want to use Tracy's insanity level for her spells.
I want to take the same one on the next level though. I want to use Tracy's insanity level for her spells.
>>56131
It's clothing and armor separately. The previous owner had used the light armor as not-even-armor for his duelist class
It's clothing and armor separately. The previous owner had used the light armor as not-even-armor for his duelist class
BTW, gonna stream the movie here in about 20 minutes in the usual place cuz the usual reasons
>>56156
"I thought the disappearing into himself was neat enough.... But if you want to do something else together, I would like that"
"I thought the disappearing into himself was neat enough.... But if you want to do something else together, I would like that"
Yeah, sorry, I'm running out of gas. I didn't botch the banquet (many ppl could have died, it could have been difficult) but I need to pause for now
>>56161
Tracy's faggot has access to someone else computer for the moment and is on the discord for maybe another 15 mins.
Tracy's faggot has access to someone else computer for the moment and is on the discord for maybe another 15 mins.
>>56167
Thez wakes up, having fallen asleep at the bar of the WIckett. She <whooof> returns to the tower and idly starts making food, a slightly dazed look on her face.
>pic unrelated
Thez wakes up, having fallen asleep at the bar of the WIckett. She <whooof> returns to the tower and idly starts making food, a slightly dazed look on her face.
>pic unrelated
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Stix is wondering how many sticks could be harvested from the tree he has been staring at for who knows how long now. He begins to think: “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
>>56169
As Stix stands there wondering the significance of the tree, a weird sound slowly starts to resonate. Its night time by the way.
Its almost like a buzzing, but at the same time it sounds like a disorganized jumble of sounds. It seems to emanate from the tree, and is growing louder.
As Stix stands there wondering the significance of the tree, a weird sound slowly starts to resonate. Its night time by the way.
Its almost like a buzzing, but at the same time it sounds like a disorganized jumble of sounds. It seems to emanate from the tree, and is growing louder.
[1d20 = 8]
>>56171
“Well... that can’t be good.”
Stix then tries to find cover, hoping that whatever is making the noise didn’t hear him.
>>56171
“Well... that can’t be good.”
Stix then tries to find cover, hoping that whatever is making the noise didn’t hear him.
>>56172
Hastily attempting to conceal himself amongst the fallen leaves and debris, Stix watches as a series of tiny humanoids, no more than approximately 3-4" tall, start streaming from the tree in swarms. They collect together into large groups, that are constanly streaming, climbing, and jumbled together into masses that seem vaguely humanoid sized, each a swirling mass of constant tiny moving. Oh, and they're all gibbering at eachother unintelligibly.
Hastily attempting to conceal himself amongst the fallen leaves and debris, Stix watches as a series of tiny humanoids, no more than approximately 3-4" tall, start streaming from the tree in swarms. They collect together into large groups, that are constanly streaming, climbing, and jumbled together into masses that seem vaguely humanoid sized, each a swirling mass of constant tiny moving. Oh, and they're all gibbering at eachother unintelligibly.
[1d20 = 15]
>>56173
He figures that swarms of creatures are not to be trifled with, so he attempts to sneak away in order to plan how he will handle the situation.
>>56173
He figures that swarms of creatures are not to be trifled with, so he attempts to sneak away in order to plan how he will handle the situation.
>>56174
While he gets an excellent dice roll to start to withdraw, he IS surrounded by dead leaves and debris,... he'll have to be VERY careful to avoid alerting these,... things.
While he gets an excellent dice roll to start to withdraw, he IS surrounded by dead leaves and debris,... he'll have to be VERY careful to avoid alerting these,... things.
Tracy, having accomplished anything she would've wanted to try at the 'party', returns to the mountains.
She brings Sparkle, because Infernius would've forgotten to bring her (is it a he or a she?).
She brings Sparkle, because Infernius would've forgotten to bring her (is it a he or a she?).
>>56176
does that mean to roll more to continue my retreat?
He mutters to himself “Sticks, my one strength... turned to my one weakness!”
does that mean to roll more to continue my retreat?
He mutters to himself “Sticks, my one strength... turned to my one weakness!”
>>56178
That means that as long as he's maintaining his stealth, he has a reduced movement rate without taking a penalty on his moving silently roll.
That means that as long as he's maintaining his stealth, he has a reduced movement rate without taking a penalty on his moving silently roll.
[1d20 = 6]
>>56179
Stix continues to move back until he feels out of range of being heard by these things.
>>56179
Stix continues to move back until he feels out of range of being heard by these things.
>>56177
Tracy treks through the mountain trail, looking for the spot she last saw the ogre herdsmen.
.. That'd take a while though, although she does cut through the forest towards the mountains, because fuck roads.
Tracy treks through the mountain trail, looking for the spot she last saw the ogre herdsmen.
.. That'd take a while though, although she does cut through the forest towards the mountains, because fuck roads.
[1d20 = 13]
>>56182
Perception roll to see just how many things are out there. Stix likes to know the odds before battle.
>>56182
Perception roll to see just how many things are out there. Stix likes to know the odds before battle.
>>56186
"They're at a 'party' meeting with some important guys at Spartintar. The ceremony was pretty dry in my opinion. There was a clown though, although he wasn't exactly a pleasure to be around." Tracy says huffing and puffing after having run all the way from Sparta.
"Flashy is still talking with the ministers and whatnot, and the frogsummoner went to Krenshal. Pretty sure the bull's still there too."
*pours self glass of juice*
"They're at a 'party' meeting with some important guys at Spartintar. The ceremony was pretty dry in my opinion. There was a clown though, although he wasn't exactly a pleasure to be around." Tracy says huffing and puffing after having run all the way from Sparta.
"Flashy is still talking with the ministers and whatnot, and the frogsummoner went to Krenshal. Pretty sure the bull's still there too."
*pours self glass of juice*
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[1d20 = 17]
>>56186
He sets up his bow by digging one end in the dirt a bit. As you could imagine, bows are not a pony’s first choice in long range combat.
and could I set up a trap for them? Would that take a roll to set up, or only one when they activate it to see if it works?
>>56186
He sets up his bow by digging one end in the dirt a bit. As you could imagine, bows are not a pony’s first choice in long range combat.
and could I set up a trap for them? Would that take a roll to set up, or only one when they activate it to see if it works?
>>56188
"That clown.." Tracy says grimly
"White makeup; blonde hair; floats in mid-air; likes to say blackpilling things.." she goes on
"Kefka." she says flatly
"That clown.." Tracy says grimly
"White makeup; blonde hair; floats in mid-air; likes to say blackpilling things.." she goes on
"Kefka." she says flatly
>>56191
Suddenly, the bow’s string snaps. “Damn, I didn’t bring spares with me either.”
He readies his dagger and watches their movement.
Suddenly, the bow’s string snaps. “Damn, I didn’t bring spares with me either.”
He readies his dagger and watches their movement.
>>56194
Right, but I figure that would be my second choice as I haven’t got the skill in double edge... at least I don’t think I do. I really need to study up on D&D...
Right, but I figure that would be my second choice as I haven’t got the skill in double edge... at least I don’t think I do. I really need to study up on D&D...
Trumpaladin's faggot awakens to a nightmare
>>56196
Actually spot on. I imagine a pony would have an easier time with a staff-weapon than other types.
Actually spot on. I imagine a pony would have an easier time with a staff-weapon than other types.
>>56195
A Ranger, unless he chose archery instead, would automatically be skilled at fighting with two weapons. That's why I had Tracy give him the double-bane sword, since he could use it with his mouth while keeping all four hooves on the ground.
A Ranger, unless he chose archery instead, would automatically be skilled at fighting with two weapons. That's why I had Tracy give him the double-bane sword, since he could use it with his mouth while keeping all four hooves on the ground.
>>56203
Thez' hand holding the pan of eggs trembles a bit, before calming visibly. She places the pan on the backburner (which isn't running cuz the eggs are done anyway. She turns and smiles at Tracy. "Thank you, I appreciate hearing this." <whoooof>
Thez' hand holding the pan of eggs trembles a bit, before calming visibly. She places the pan on the backburner (which isn't running cuz the eggs are done anyway. She turns and smiles at Tracy. "Thank you, I appreciate hearing this." <whoooof>
>>56204
I think for the purpose of holding a single weapon, an earth pony's mouth should count as two hands.
I think for the purpose of holding a single weapon, an earth pony's mouth should count as two hands.
>>56205
Tracy, still uneasy, busies herself with with preparing a meal for her chicks.
It composed mainly of pan-grilled ground elephant meat, and crusts of multigrain bread. It's a fucking massive portion, and it fills-up her whole bag.
"Hello, my angels." Tracy says, as she moves the curtain to allow light to shine in and rouse the sleeping giants.
Tracy, still uneasy, busies herself with with preparing a meal for her chicks.
It composed mainly of pan-grilled ground elephant meat, and crusts of multigrain bread. It's a fucking massive portion, and it fills-up her whole bag.
"Hello, my angels." Tracy says, as she moves the curtain to allow light to shine in and rouse the sleeping giants.
>>56212
I had originally described Sammy to have a few silvery slate feather sticking out through gray fluff, and bunny to have a couple golden brown feathers peppering her yellowish fluff; but I thought I heard you say something about colors. I may have dreamed it, so idk anymore.
However they look, they're adorable beyond measure. Tracy put matching bows on them.
I had originally described Sammy to have a few silvery slate feather sticking out through gray fluff, and bunny to have a couple golden brown feathers peppering her yellowish fluff; but I thought I heard you say something about colors. I may have dreamed it, so idk anymore.
However they look, they're adorable beyond measure. Tracy put matching bows on them.
>>56212
Spooped... that’s never good.
Stix try’s to throw a rock away from where he is hiding to see if they react to it.
Spooped... that’s never good.
Stix try’s to throw a rock away from where he is hiding to see if they react to it.
Trumpaladin continues to ask about the Sils
>>56214
Tracy takes a few minutes to watch her birds eat, and clean their fluff and checks their talons for any growth abnormalities.
She opens the windows and blinds for a half hour to let them have some fresh air and light while she grooms them.
After letting them play around for a bit, she refills their pool-sized water dish, and hushes them back to sleep, which they do so immediately because the >2 Int chicks fall asleep as soon as it gets dark.
Tracy takes a few minutes to watch her birds eat, and clean their fluff and checks their talons for any growth abnormalities.
She opens the windows and blinds for a half hour to let them have some fresh air and light while she grooms them.
After letting them play around for a bit, she refills their pool-sized water dish, and hushes them back to sleep, which they do so immediately because the >2 Int chicks fall asleep as soon as it gets dark.
>>56226
After taking an extensive amount of time taking care of her birdies, Tracy goes into town restock at the stores to fill her bag with mundane equipment (a few tanglefoot bags, some vials of alchemist fire, a few thunderstones, crossbow bolts etc.)
After that, she returns to the trail she left off in the mountains.
After taking an extensive amount of time taking care of her birdies, Tracy goes into town restock at the stores to fill her bag with mundane equipment (a few tanglefoot bags, some vials of alchemist fire, a few thunderstones, crossbow bolts etc.)
After that, she returns to the trail she left off in the mountains.
Okay, so Stix is making his way from the tree, but the Gibbers have also realized that there may be something in the area, which they're looking into. They're not particularly coordinated, but they are beginning to sweep the area.
[1d20 = 15]
>>56230
There is not much choice here for stealth. Stix attempts to sneak pass any gaps in the unorganized search
>>56230
There is not much choice here for stealth. Stix attempts to sneak pass any gaps in the unorganized search
>>56232
That'll work. In spite of scrutiny, he's able to increase distance and give himself some breathing room. If he's detected now, he can't be immediately attacked, and he has opportunities (to attack, specifically, if they close distance).
And its /mlp/'s turn in divegrass.
That'll work. In spite of scrutiny, he's able to increase distance and give himself some breathing room. If he's detected now, he can't be immediately attacked, and he has opportunities (to attack, specifically, if they close distance).
And its /mlp/'s turn in divegrass.
[1d20+6 = 15]
>>56231
Tracy moves into the clearing where she last saw the cattle and looks around to determine the general direction the herd moved in.
She also lets Sparkle sniff around the place.
Rolling Sparkle's Survival check, because I can't remember how many ranks Tracy had.
>>56231
Tracy moves into the clearing where she last saw the cattle and looks around to determine the general direction the herd moved in.
She also lets Sparkle sniff around the place.
Rolling Sparkle's Survival check, because I can't remember how many ranks Tracy had.
>>56238
There are many directions. They've been up and down the valley a number of times, in a variety of directions.
MLP game is on btw
There are many directions. They've been up and down the valley a number of times, in a variety of directions.
MLP game is on btw
>>56240
Tracy's ears tick back and fourth like a metronome, as she takes a moment to focus her energy on the game in the next plane.
Tracy's ears tick back and fourth like a metronome, as she takes a moment to focus her energy on the game in the next plane.
>>56243
*grinning intensifies*
A dark aura rises off of the meditating pony.
"All is right in the world."
*grinning intensifies*
A dark aura rises off of the meditating pony.
"All is right in the world."
Tracy continues to search around the valley. She climbs the mountain to try to get a better view.
It really shouldn't be this satisfying to watch virtual divegrass players combat one another.
It is tho.
RAAAWR MLP
yes, I'm done for now
It is tho.
RAAAWR MLP
yes, I'm done for now
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[1d20+35 = 43]
Enough of this Soccer Heresy!
FOOTBALL MATCH - GENERALS VERSUS SPARTANS!
Rolling for hype
Enough of this Soccer Heresy!
FOOTBALL MATCH - GENERALS VERSUS SPARTANS!
Rolling for hype
I could swear, Diplomacy checks to change the attitudes of NPCs only apply to one subject at a time.
>>56252
You can give a speech to more than one individual at once. And if you can do that dance and tumble bullshit for large numbers of NPCs at once, then hell yes I can give a speech to more than one
You can give a speech to more than one individual at once. And if you can do that dance and tumble bullshit for large numbers of NPCs at once, then hell yes I can give a speech to more than one
[1d100 = 97]
Also, rolling 1d100 to see wherever Tracy's blind searching leads her as she wanders around the landscape in search of the ogres.
Also, rolling 1d100 to see wherever Tracy's blind searching leads her as she wanders around the landscape in search of the ogres.
>>56254
Can I use my Tumble/Dance check to sway the attitudes of an audience too, like with a normal Perform check?
Can I use my Tumble/Dance check to sway the attitudes of an audience too, like with a normal Perform check?
>>56257
Why the fuck are you allowed to just add the two together as well as both the Charisma bonus and the Dexterity bonus, and why does the modifier get high every time you do it?
Why the fuck are you allowed to just add the two together as well as both the Charisma bonus and the Dexterity bonus, and why does the modifier get high every time you do it?
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>>56258
Because I kept forgetting to apply bonuses the first couple times I did it.
Upon consideration, it would not be correct to apply both ability modifiers.
Because I kept forgetting to apply bonuses the first couple times I did it.
Upon consideration, it would not be correct to apply both ability modifiers.
>>56254
*gets out of Spartan bed*
*looks for thez*
*realizes shes not here*
*sighs*
*walks out the door of the room*
*gets out of Spartan bed*
*looks for thez*
*realizes shes not here*
*sighs*
*walks out the door of the room*
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I was half-hoping to come back to some kind of massive catastrophe in the Port.
>>56272
The Sils consist of a wall alliance, against the Imperium of Kefka. They serve as a hostile perimeter to Kefka and his rule, as an outside faction.
The Sils consist of a wall alliance, against the Imperium of Kefka. They serve as a hostile perimeter to Kefka and his rule, as an outside faction.
>>56273
fascinating
Trump to renquist I guess, however this is done in character:
"What are these sils like? What is their culture, and why do they oppose him?"
fascinating
Trump to renquist I guess, however this is done in character:
"What are these sils like? What is their culture, and why do they oppose him?"
>>56274
The traces of the dire cows are hard to determine, outside of a spot check. They could be totally disambiguous, or they could be readily interpreted. Hard to say atm.
The traces of the dire cows are hard to determine, outside of a spot check. They could be totally disambiguous, or they could be readily interpreted. Hard to say atm.
>>56279
Baz has a stern look on his face, observing the procession of military forces and such. He's a bit distracted when Infernius makes his offer.
"What? Hmmm. I don't normally, but I suppose a slight decrease in decorum won't have a lasting consequence. I accept."
Baz has a stern look on his face, observing the procession of military forces and such. He's a bit distracted when Infernius makes his offer.
"What? Hmmm. I don't normally, but I suppose a slight decrease in decorum won't have a lasting consequence. I accept."
Braise Birb
And the last match is over, which would have been totally unexciting, except for Birb
>>56289
"Nah its okay. Me dont know alot about Sparta, would you mind telling me about military victories that you have won?"
"Nah its okay. Me dont know alot about Sparta, would you mind telling me about military victories that you have won?"
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>>56293
Hella. WTG birb. Will vote Tracy's Birbs for next Mlpol Generals Cup
Okay, NOW I'm done with divegrass nonsense, which was totally worth it, but has rapidly expired.
Hella. WTG birb. Will vote Tracy's Birbs for next Mlpol Generals Cup
Okay, NOW I'm done with divegrass nonsense, which was totally worth it, but has rapidly expired.
Tracy crosses the mountain range.
>>56298
"Wow thats amazing, Commander squirrel. Me liked the part when you were surrounded by ogres."
"Wow thats amazing, Commander squirrel. Me liked the part when you were surrounded by ogres."
... part of the trouble is that all his stories end with "And then I blew him up"
So yes, I have been delinquent. Sue me.
Stix is currently attempting to extricate himself from an encounter with Gibbers (4 of 'em!). Elsewhere Trump is something of a celebrity amongst Sparintenar, since he's the only player (since Thez >_<) who has gotten a 20 on their w/e check. They love him, and can't get enough.
Tracy, managed to make her way back to the tower in spite of all the to do, while Thez is thoroughly pissed to hear that Kefka is still alive. Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Infernius is currently bantzing with Baz, and are discussing /pol/-related.
Stix is currently attempting to extricate himself from an encounter with Gibbers (4 of 'em!). Elsewhere Trump is something of a celebrity amongst Sparintenar, since he's the only player (since Thez >_<) who has gotten a 20 on their w/e check. They love him, and can't get enough.
Tracy, managed to make her way back to the tower in spite of all the to do, while Thez is thoroughly pissed to hear that Kefka is still alive. Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Infernius is currently bantzing with Baz, and are discussing /pol/-related.
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>>56305
I both want to attack them, and want to get out in one piece... so I may have to flee if this starts to go south...
I both want to attack them, and want to get out in one piece... so I may have to flee if this starts to go south...
>>56308
>if
Stix currently has the upper hand. He's a short way outside their current positions, he has not been directly detected, and otherwise has initiative.
Of course, while there's only 4 of them, each 4 represents like 80 little tiny fuckers. Tough call.
>if
Stix currently has the upper hand. He's a short way outside their current positions, he has not been directly detected, and otherwise has initiative.
Of course, while there's only 4 of them, each 4 represents like 80 little tiny fuckers. Tough call.
>>56305
>Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Which wil have to wait, see you later tonight
>Torcuil prepares to venture to Krenshall, which could be an entirely useful OR useless venture, depending on how he plays it.
Which wil have to wait, see you later tonight
[1d20 = 3]
>>56309
See... that would have been useful information. Time to book it till next time!
Stealth on out of here and get back on track to elf sounding place.
>>56309
See... that would have been useful information. Time to book it till next time!
Stealth on out of here and get back on track to elf sounding place.
>>56311
K, stay sexy. I'm gonna keep using that btw, so do it.
>>56312
kek
>>56316
So this
Suffice it to say, that upon determining to vacate the premises Stix inadverdently broke a stick (on the ground, and with his foot). While he has the lead, his current adversaries are suddenly directly aware of him.
K, stay sexy. I'm gonna keep using that btw, so do it.
>>56312
kek
>>56316
So this
Suffice it to say, that upon determining to vacate the premises Stix inadverdently broke a stick (on the ground, and with his foot). While he has the lead, his current adversaries are suddenly directly aware of him.
Tracy gets bored and looks for something to kill.
"Ugh, this is why I prefer the city.." she grumbles
"Ugh, this is why I prefer the city.." she grumbles
>>56309
"Commander squirrel, can you tell me are there any (((suspicious)))(((people))) that live in town?"
"Commander squirrel, can you tell me are there any (((suspicious)))(((people))) that live in town?"
[1d20 = 19]
>>56319
>foot and not hoof
Time to see who is faster! Roll to see if I can’t outrun these freaks.
>>56319
>foot and not hoof
Time to see who is faster! Roll to see if I can’t outrun these freaks.
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