Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>55809Tracy leaves the building while everyone is distracted staring at the cosplaying freak.
>>55810"Ha me knew that pyramid was no good! Me am too smart for you kefka."
>>55811All seem interested in Infernius continuing.
>>55810"So why are so many of your rivals for power in the Court City undead? Is that the whole regime?"
>>55812>move silently =/= hidingTracy very silently, but also rather obviously, exits the scene.
>>55815"Well everyone else DIES! No one is powerful enough! No one knows the order of chaos like the undead," he laughs.
>>55814(((They))) sifen off your gold and send it to their land. And not just the court city but presumably spartania as well.
>>55816See
>>55781She hid under the tables right before he materialized.
>>55817"Do you know who these airship riding pirates are?"
>>55816Tracy decks it for the mountains.
And she brings Sparkle.
>>55821"Pirates? I don't know of pirates being a nuisance. Your game must be weak!" he rofls in midair.
>>55820Oh fine, no one notices Tracy leave
>>55819Very
>>55818"Oh? I'm curious to hear more of this."
>>55823"So you don't even know who these people flying around in expensive luxury airships pillaging your lands are? I though you liked to exact tribute?"
>>55822*runs off at safe distance towards the mountains*
>>55825"Oh please, my empire doesn't cover the
whole planet, that'd be too much to fuss over!"
>>55828"Come again? I was expecting more"
>>55829Kefka is pretty whitepilled.
He might have the power to take over or destroy most things, but he wouldn't take more than he could without having to stress over trying to actually rule, because that'd just be a bother.
>>55830He always seemed more interested in destroying things than actually ruling them.
>>55828"Kefka let me ask you about your relationship with the (((rats)))"
>>55829"Too much to fuss over? Who is fussing with you?"
Tracy returns to the mountain trail.
>>55829"More? You think
I'm the only supremely powerful interest in the world?"
>>55832"I don't care for rats. Bottom-feeders and agents of attrition. I prefer direct and exciting chaos to slow degeneracy."
>>55834And she can do that in a few hours. Because she just fucking left Sparintenar
>>55835"Well I know you aren't, I saw several other powerful interests myself. Who Are they?"
>>55834She goes to where she last saw that herd.
>>55835Trumpaladin sits down in a seat, sighs, and looks at Kefka. "Who are these assholes?"
>>55835"Look me gonna be straight forward kefka, me respect you will to action me feel like we could be friends or at least allies.but why you so evil?
What if me told you they're agents in your court working for they're own goals?
>>55838"Oh yes, I come to one of your parties, and you assume I'm just going to cough up information."
>>55839"And what if ME told you that I don't really care? They do what I tell them cuz otherwise smite! And I do prefer smiting those who put up a fight,...." he says with a sinister grin.
*continues towards the mountains*
"I wonder if Stix got eaten yet..." she ponders to herself.
>>55840Trumpaladin extends the bread basket to Kefka
"But when you leave the room, they scheme against you, don't they?"
>>55842He waves his hand absently. "They scheme, what of it?"
>>55840"You are fool you cosplaying faggot! you know nothing of the sneakiness of these usury of these filthy parasitic kikes!"
>>55841Meanwhile, Stix wonders why this tree is so fascinating...
>>55843"I know the feeling. I know what it's like for your allies to abandon you right at the time you need them the most"
Trumpaladin looks around
"Where the hell is Tracy? Did she seriously just leave us for dead?! Anyways, i know what it is like to be schemed against, and betrayed. They are friendly, even helpful for so long. They wait for a moment when you are weak. Only when you are experiencing your worst do they strike. They kick you when you are down. I know the anxiety"
I wonder what kind of uber-spells Kefka prefers.
He sounds like the type to enjoy big, flashy evocations, like Hellball or Animus Blizzard.
>>55846Tracy's only other in-character response would've been to stab. It's better that she left.
>>55848She was his only getaway option
>>55849Wrong. we still have uatchit.
>>55846Kefka yawns obvious. "Bo-ring, I had ho"I ped there would me more excitement. Perhaps cake. Alas. Too-da-loo!" and with that, his form spins amongst its self inwardly, and then vanishes.
*hoped there
Idk what happened
>>55852Inwardly, only to himself, Trumpaladin says "CRITICAL HIT." He looks over for Baz and for Infernius
>>55856>>55857"Unbelieveable! You see that people he doesnt care about his court or anyone unfortunate enough to be there! He Doesnt want to hear about the courruption that follows these agents of filth and darkness everywhere they go! And me have feeling theyre some in your fine city!"
>>55859Hes yelling this to the room.
>>55862"He's only weak when compared to the foes he faces. That most dangerous foe of all. The one that will more surely bring ruin to you and your nation than any foreigner. The enemy within"
>>55861Kefka's too nihilistic and crazy to be afraid of anything. He's one of those "we all die someday" kind of faggots.
>>55864My character assumes that Kefka is motivated in the way he would be motivated were he in Kefka's position? Is that the right way to look at it? probably not. But it's a reasonable enough explaination for why Kefka was so fascinated by the story of jews and why he didn't kill them or why he left at that point in the conversation. So basically that's my character's interpretation and I'm sticking to it until the facts change
>>55863"Me guess,but me really wanted to gain a ally."
>>55866"For a moment I thought he might ask for help"
>>55864This, though I'm not entirely certain where the discussion is going atm
>>55865I cannot edit out the question mark at the end of that first sentence
reeeeeee >>55868Exactly. He's the purest form of CE. No regard for anything; destroys entire worlds on whim alone.
>>55867"Me was trying to help him."
>>55871"He's concerned. There is no way he gets along with every one he s associated with. And he must have many enemies of he can't even tell us who the air pirates are. I think he let us live because he needs us. he needs us to save him from his enemies,
and his friends"
>>55872Democucks are cowards. They may be using their association for power, but they wouldn't defy him.
Even if they did, it'd just be an excuse to destroy everything.
>>55873A void of emptiness could be considered a monument.
>>55870If any of that were in character, Trumpaladin would respond. "Pfft! then why would he claim the title of emperor if he did not want to rule? Why would he take tribute if he only wanted to destroy?" But Trumpaladin can't respond, because none of that is in character. So stop metagaming and let Infernius and I discuss a character
>>55874The traitor waits for a moment you are weak to strike
>>55875Then you would have to destroy the stuff around it to truly destroy everything as stated, thus making it ever expanding until the monument is all encompassing and thus not a set apart place of memorial, but simply the norm.
>>55872"That sound like reasonable theory, but me think we need to put pressure on him to make him crack so we can see the kikes in the court."
>>55876>emperorBecause he'd biggest and baddest.
>tributeTo pay for his makeup expenses.
Tracy looks for the cows.
>>55879Stop metagaming. If you want tracy to participate, then make her participate
>>55878"How do we put pressure on him? How do we find him? How did we summon him just now even?"
>>55881"He probably has spell on us."
>>55881Not intending for it to be consequential. Just saying that Kefka's a batshit clown who doesn't care about anything but blowing shit up, not even himself.
>>55882THAT is something to be concerned about.
>>55885>metagaming this hardIf you wanted your character to be there you shouldn't have left
>>55886"Infernius... What happened to you while you were in the Court City?"
>>55888
>kills merchant
>those digits
Heil!
>>55889"Well... What do you think he wants?"
>>55893"Why do you think he appeared to us just now? Surely to scare us, but there must be more to it than that"
>>55895"Well to try and scare us maybe."
>>55897"He was very interested in your talk of jews"
>>55900"He just flat out told us he isn't the only strong guy here. But we know now he doesn't rule the planet"
>>55894Yeah, sorry, I've got meatspace as well as gamestuff.
>>55902Will Tracy be able to find those ogres again tonight?
>>55888
>>55892
>>55899
Kills 3 merchants
>>55905Please stop trying to provoke fights. We fight enough
>>55906I can kill merchants whenever I want, kike-enabler.
I refuse to bow to censorship.
>>55907You made that post earlier very specifically to provoke and dare me, and no other reason
>>55908I can kill a merchant
whenever I want, faggot.
If you can't tolerate that, that's
your problem.
*kills 72 merchants*
>>55910You're doing it deliberately to start a fight, and that is a problem
>>55911The problem is you thinking you can delet comments, that don't break any rules, at your own discretion, faggot.
It's a fantasy game: I can do whatever I want, and I won't be restricted by your feelings.
>>55912No, you did it specifically to provoke
>>55914
lol
kills 6 gorillion merchants