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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1364 replies and 101 files omitted.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56630
56631
>>56629
He emerges a moment later with a clear bottle and a glass rod. "Allow me," he says, dabbing the rod in the bottle to wet it with solution.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56631
56632
>>56630
*allows*

9kn3c
?
No.56632
56633 56636
[1d20 = 16]
>>56631
After just a moment of dabbing around the rock, it shuffles loose from Tracy's hoof. It clatters on the counter, before reorienting its self and lunging back at Tracy for another bite.
The intimidation effect has worn off
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56633
>>56632
Did that hit?
9kn3c
?
No.56634
56635
[1d20 = 11]
>+9 melee = 25
Yeah, I think it did.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56635
56637
>>56634
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56636
56638
image-3.jpg
>>56632
>dabbing
*Dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56637
>>56635
"He's got some fight in him.." Tracy says frustrated
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56638
>>56636
lol
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56639
56640
Tracy pours some moar alcohol on the mimic and then immediately steps back, observing.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56640
56641 56642
>>56639
Its not stuck to her, its just biting.
"Its kind of cute. Its not even mature enough to have fully formed its pseudopod." the shopkeep comments.
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56641
56642 56643
>>56640
“Know of ways to keep it from chomping on your friends?”
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56642
56646
>>56640
"I know..." Tracy says, eyeing the hungry little rock
>>56641
"Something tastier than ponies?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56643
56644 56645
>>56641
"Squish?" he asks with a shrug.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56644
56646 56648
>>56643
I dont suppose brad and Infernuis are in the area?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56645
56647
D_aa27ec_6283774.jpg
>>56643
"Like hell. This is my only earning from last session...
Disregard that last part..." Tracy says a bit nervously
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56646
>>56642
peach rings

>>56644
We're heading essentially towards the same location, but along a different road
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56647
56649
>>56645
“Alright... could we use any of this climbing gear to maybe pry it off. It looks like it is made of rock.”
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56648
56656
>>56644
No, certainly not. Infernius is still having a conversation with Baz (I imagine they arrived at a suitable bar, probably one at the banquet venue). Trump comparably, continues to wow the Spartan gathering with increased and extensive information of that most magnificent collective that has come to be known (for simplicity's sake) as the Denver Broncos
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56649
56650 56655
>>56647
"I know how to get it off. How to carry it is a different question."
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56650
>>56649
giggity
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56651
56652
"On the road again-"
Snek finally gets tired of Torc's singing and decides to lunge at him
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56652
56653
>>56651
Snek doesn’t have good taste in music
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56653
56654
>>56652
Torc has zero ranks in Perform.
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56654
56657
>>56653
>yet
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56655
>>56649
“Hmm... think it can bust out of metal?”
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56656
>>56648
Baz wouldn't talk he was paralyzed or something.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56657
56658 56659 56660 56661
Tracy gives the mimic a stern look to make him let go.
>>56654
Just use Bluff as a Drama/Acting/Comedy check, like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory skill.
hHaB2
?
No.56658
56661
1490010195362.jpg
[1d20+24 = 28]
>>56657
Forgot to roll
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56659
>>56657
Eh, decent idea.
I'm still getting that level in Bard though
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56660
>>56657
>Like how Brad uses Diplomacy as an Oratory Skill
What the hell else is a diplomacy check but talking to people?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56661
>>56524
You're right, my bad. Infernius ventured with Trump.
>>56657
>>56658
The angry-faced rock, which continues to bite Tracy, lessens up on its mandible tension. Its not letting go, but its not biting as hard. It looks at Tracy and it's eyes get big and wide. It stops biting Tracy and lets go.
9kn3c
?
No.56662
56663 56664 56665
[1d20 = 12]
It lunges to bite her snoot
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56663
56664
>>56662
RIP Tracy's snoot
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56664
>>56662
>>56663
*boops brad*
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56665
56672
0304_-_h3nTfec.png
>>56662
[REEEEEEing so loud it shakes the resonates throughout the outer planes and gives everyone in the multiverse a brief but painful headache]
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56666
56667 56668 56669 56671
GET FOR DEATH
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56667
>>56666
*claps*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56668
56670
>>56666
Most ebil and right
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56669
>>56666
Good job
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56670
>>56668
It seemed appropriate
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56671
56678
>>56666
Kek
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56672
>>56665
Holds head in hoof from the headache.
“You still got this under control?”
hHaB2
?
No.56673
56674
[2d20 = 28]
*draws Merciful dagger*
*stabs the 'rock' unconscious*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56674
56675 56676 56677 56678 56683
bite.png
>>56673

Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56675
>>56674
Now that is amazing.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56676
56679
>>56674
Is he unconscious?
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56677
>>56674
Nice
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56678
56680 56681
>>56674
A cute!
>>56671
"Oww brad my head. What was noise?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56679
56683
>>56676
Yes. And don't let Thez see it, lest it be turned into a chain-chomp
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56680
>>56678
*spooked human expression*
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56681
56682
>>56678
"Wait a minute.... Have you been experiencing migraines?"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56682
56684
>>56681
"Yea me have one ringing in head now."
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56683
56686
>>56674
Mimics are aesthetically one of my favorite creatures.
>>56679
>Implying I didn't already think of that

"He'd make an excellent rogue..." Tracy says a bit angrily, nursing her injured snoot, and picking up the unconscious creature with the magick hand
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56684
56685
>>56682
"Goddamn it....

I don't know what to do"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56685
56689
>>56684
"Why? What wrong?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56686
56688
>>56683
Its now stuck to the magick hand
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56687
56691
Also, Tracy suddenly realizes that this whole exchange with the rock has been comically witnessed by both Stix and the shopkeeper.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56688
56698
>>56686
Wait, is that how the item works?
*pour booze anyway*
"Got any monster-proof satchels back there? I'm keeping this thing if it's the last thing I do, but I don't Trust it with my bag yet."
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56689
56693
>>56685
"The worm, remember?"
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56690
56692 56694
"If I promise not to sing, will you stop dangling me off the ship?"
>"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56691
56695
shrug.png
>>56687
*shrugs*
"If it's small enough to carry home, I'll take it." The thief says, determined to never come out of a session empty-handed
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56692
>>56690
Kek
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56693
56696
>>56689
"No me not know about worm."
Anonymous
A9MdW
?
No.56694
56703
>>56690
I want to hear more of this tbh
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56695
56697 56699
>>56691
Send it to the ranch
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56696
56702
>>56693
Trumpaladin ponders whether he should tell Infernius that the Jews took over his mind and may yet again, but figures that there is no point in creating panic when there is is no cure

"Tell me if you have more migraines or hear strange things. But let us continue onwards"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56697
56699
Pinkie_and_Maud_reach_the_rock_farm_S4E18.png
>>56695
>>56695
You mean the Rock Farm?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56698
56700 56701
>>56688
"Uhm, I think I have a jar that might work?" he offers.

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56699
>>56695
I need to build an enclosure for it then.
May as well go build a fence around the grove at least, since thaty can be done out of session.

Tracy guys some barbed wire and decides to head over to the meadow.
>>56697
>ominous appearance
>craggy rocks
>spooky trees
Perfect for a monster-ranch.
Now all I need is some Dire goats.

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56700
>>56698
"That'll do." Tracy says
Anonymous
A9MdW
?
No.56701
>>56698
“Sounds a tad too breakable to me. But if it will work.”
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56702
56704
>>56696
"Yeah."

Infernuis thinks he sure is glad that worm got out of his head."

"Brad...... uh do you mean brain worm?"
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56703
56705 56706
>>56694
"You sure I can't sing?"
>"I won't hold onto you when you go over the edge."
"Never mind then"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56704
56709
>>56702
"Yes, that is what I meant"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56705
>>56703
I like Snek
Anonymous
A9MdW
?
No.56706
56707 56708
>>56703
Torc needs to sing for the party sometime on a quest. That would be good.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56707
>>56706
Tracy can Dance.
hSpxi
?
No.56708
56713 56715
[1d20+5 = 19]
>>56706
This is why I want bard
Torc suddenly remembers he can fly, so fuck Snek
"Assoluto cosmico, regolare realtà
Respiro di un immagine, sintonia di civiltà
Confusa progenia di cellule ribelli
Volo verso l'universo, l'attraverserò
Se sei stella, fatti vedere, io mi fermerò
Oooh, oooh

[Ritornello]
Shadilay, shadilay, la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò...
Shadilay, shadilay la mia libertà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Shadilay, shadilay, oh sogno o realtà
Shadilay, shadilay, oh no...
Vola nella mia vita, no non è finita
Io mi fermerò
Sciogli le mie vele, nel cielo e in fondo al mare
Io ti crederò..."

Performance check
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56709
56711
>>56704
"Were going back to port barry."
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56710
56712
Tracy puts the rock in the jar, and leaves to put that barbed-wire fence around the meadow.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56711
56714 56716
>>56709
"Why? What is there for us? My men are in Sparintenar anyways"
Anonymous
A9MdW
?
No.56712
>>56710
Waves bye.
“Well, that was certainly something...”
Studies the map a bit more to plan where to go
hSpxi
?
No.56713
56719
[1d20+7 = 18]
>>56708
Eh, good enough.
Snek decides it was good enough that he won't throw Torc overboard...

But he does slap him
dJc2Y
?
No.56714
56726
[1d20+48 = 61]
>>56711

Anonymous
A9MdW
?
No.56715
56719
>>56708
It was beautiful. Screw what the dice says.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56716
56717 56718
>>56711
You left your men behind?

Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56717
>>56716
They are in Sparintenar briefly. There was no way to take them
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56718
56722
>>56716
"Uatchit."
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56719
56720
>>56715
The dice did say 19 with that bonus
>>56713
Let's see...
26 with base attack...
Torc goes sprawling across the deck
hHaB2
?
No.56720
56721 56726
[1d6+10 = 12]
>>56719
1d6+10 damage, I think, if you call that an unarmed strike from a yuge creature.
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56721
56723
>>56720
Really?
You're gonna do this?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56722
56724
>>56718
"What are you doing?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56723
56725 56727
>>56721
I just felt like it. I'm bored tonight.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56724
56725
>>56722
"Me abduct you."
I grappled you
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56725
56732
>>56723
You're alway bored all the time. Go post political threads on the main board. Vril retired

>>56724
"Reeeeeee! Why?"
9kn3c
?
No.56726
56728
[1d20 = 19]
>>56720
>rule-whoring in a bantz fight
<whooooof> "-KEN!"
Thez hits Tracy
>>56714
You DON'T get a +48 to grapple!
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56727
>>56723
I'm gonna kick myself for this, but it would actually be 1d6+15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWcIaJtS6Q
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56728
56729 56730
>>56726
... Ouch...
*skits across the field*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56729
56731
>>56728
Yeah, it was the punting-fist, the one that sends the person flying rather than doing damage