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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1364 replies and 98 files omitted.
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56525
>>56518
There is no such thing as a happy marriage with many wives anon... it is not possible.
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56526
>>56519
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56527
56529
B73EC0BE-1672-4258-8E41-90201F342750.gif
>>56524

Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56528
roads-where-were-going-we-dont-need-roads-13836091.png
>why Torc will only ever use the airship
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56529
56531 56535 56538
>>56527
Make a meme of Infernuis dabing.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56530
56534
Is there anyone in the flower shop?
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56531
56533 56534 56540
>>56529
I can try, but I’m still a newfag to photoshop. Got any good Infernius pictures to use for this?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56532
I should've just gone to Cardishore..
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56533
>>56531
You can wait
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56534
56536
pickle.jpg
>>56530
No, it appears unattended for almost a week now,

Plz note, extensive musical numbers will result in delays

>>56531

Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56535
>>56529
wanna come along?
hHaB2
?
No.56536
56537
[1d20+21 = 30]
>>56534
>unattended
Tracy looks to see if any of the flowers are still edible, and ransacks the shop for clues.
Search check to snoop around
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56537
56539 56541
>>56536
With her level of sophistication, clues are stale by now (its not like she's doing finger/hoof-prints). The flower shop is dry.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56538
56540
>>56529
*encountering Infernius before he leaves*
"Infernius, want to venture to Gatesil?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56539
56541
>>56537
*looks at withered flowers*
"What a waste..." Tracy says as she leaves the shop
Tracy moves to Leave Sparkle back at the tower.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56540
56542
1512347241304.png
1512264872175.png
>>56538
"Sure."
>>56531
Pic related
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56541
56545
>>56539
Ask the new lady about Eric, or ask a neighboring show owner about the flower shop

>>56537
GOES TO GATESIL ON FAE WITH INFERNIUS (infernius is on Uatachit I guess)
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56542
56543 56544
>>56540
Fix that fucking blue atrocity on his arm.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56543
>>56542
This
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56544
>>56542
Can do
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56545
56546 56547
>>56541
I.. I'm tired though... And Tracy has little motivation to find Eric other than to kill him.
She still needs to get her knives back from Cardishore.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56546
56548
>>56545
Well duh, because there might be a larger conspiracy, or something else going on
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56547
56550
>>56545
I'm fading too. I'm gonna try and stay up for a bit, but my track record isn't the greatest Xp
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56548
56549
>>56546
Tracy wouldn't care, not about something like this.
If I were playing her in character, she would've gone back to Cardishore months ago.

*leaves to cardishore*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56549
56551
>>56548
>reminder/note - Cardashil 4 Tracy
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56550
56551 56553
>>56547
Tracy's faggot for two weekends in a row has gotten more attention that Torcuil, Infernius and I combined
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56551
>>56550
>>56549

Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56553
56558
>>56550
>muh wage gap
Yes, but the issue of attention is a highly and intricately nuanced concept. If you recall, at the start of "the weekend" we were still reassembling the group and attempting to establish a relative standard of perception AND expression.

That was 48 hours ago. I will and have and do endeavor to make things fair, and in some cases "fairness" necessitates focus on one character over another(s). I see your point however.
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56554
56566 56571
Well, now that Stix has a shiny new bow string, he looks at his map and determines that he try to go to Port Barry. Surely there must be some work to pay the bills and get more of a feel for the land.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56555
56556 56557 56560
Just realized going to Gatesil would necessarily take them through Cardishore
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56556
>>56555
Digits suggest your on to something.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56557
>>56555
Trips confirm.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56558
56559
1514363002478.png
>>56553
>Comparing the fact that only one charater besides Stix (who recieved the majority of the attention for very obvious reasons) to as myth
I'm keeping track

I always keep track
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56559
56560
>>56558
Try burning things if you want attention.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56560
56561
>>56555
And then Krenshall after that. They are all along in a line like a highway

>>56559
*lights Torch*
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56561
56562
>>56560
Now set the forest on fire.
See what happens.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56562
56563
>>56561
We know what happens when you do that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ZasWcbWNA
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56563
>>56562
That'd be interesting, wouldn't it?
hHaB2
?
No.56564
56565 56569
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling to find the rock thing's ticklish spot
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56565
>>56564
Nope.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56566
56567 56568
>>56554
Find Trollestia. That will be fun
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56567
>>56566
I guess that would be more fun. I just need to figure out how to get passed 320 little monsters that are guarding the way.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56568
>>56566
Also this.
hHaB2
?
No.56569
[1d20+1 = 9]
>>56564
Rolling to pull it off
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56570
56587
Tracy continues trotting to Cardishil, with the little "rock" stuck stubbornly to the bottom of her hoof.
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56571
56572
>>56554
But something is bugging Stix. totally not the other faggots, that would be silly He feels he was close to finding something just beyond that tree with those little freaks. Maybe he should go back and see what it could be. Stix begins a trek back into the forest, but tries to take a wide circle around the tree this time, in hopes to avoid any unfortunate encounters.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56572
56573
>>56571
You could also kill them all, taking advantage of your ranged weapon and speed
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56573
>>56572
Maybe when I feel more confident. I just started the game and I don’t know what will kill me. As far as I know those things will latch onto my head and chew my face off with one wrong roll. Most likely not the case, but I have no idea what they do.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56574
56575
Luna_Sad_2_S2E4.png
"I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah"
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56575
>>56574
That’s a nice poem
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56577
56578
>>56576
What’s this about?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56578
56579
>>56577
Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56579
56580
>>56578
Just thinking about the good ole days huh?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56580
56581
>>56579
At that time it wasn't. But yeah. pretty much
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56581
>>56580
What was going on then that you would say it wasn’t good? Newfag remember, just curious.
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56583
>>56582
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56585
56586
Why do I get the feeling I missed something significant?
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56586
>>56585
Nah, your fine.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56587
56588 56596
87602931.jpg
>>56570
This is the medicine ball size, right?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56588
56589
all3.jpg.cf.jpg
>>56587
No.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56589
56590
>>56588
I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56590
56591
>>56589
I think he was referring to the big ones.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56591
56593
>>56590
... That's somewhat less convenient...
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56593
56594
>>56591
It shouldnt be to bad.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56594
56595
>>56593
I was going to make it into a wallet, but this is just as good.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56595
>>56594
Good idea.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56596
56597
>>56587
Lewd

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56597
56598
>>56596
O-okay..
Is that the correct size?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56598
56599
>>56597
No. Those are Ben Wa balls. A medicine ball is ~ the size of a basketball.
hHaB2
?
No.56599
56600 56602
[1d20+1 = 10]
>>56598
Rolling to pull this thing off
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56600
56601 56602
>>56599
I don't think that succeeded...
hHaB2
?
No.56601
56607 56610
[1d20+24 = 39]
>>56600
Intimidate check
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Let go!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56602
56603
>>56599
>>56600
It didn't, but the hoof that grabbed it is now stuck to it, as though with glue.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56603
56605
>>56602
[reeeeeing intensifies]
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56604
56606
*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56605
>>56603
*keks for some reason*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56606
56608
>>56604
Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56607
>>56601
Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
hHaB2
?
No.56608
56609
[1d20 = 13]
>>56606
Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).

hHaB2
?
No.56609
[1d20 = 11]
>>56608
"You let go, you stupid rock!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56610
>>56601
That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56611
56612
>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular

Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56612
56613
>>56611
>gatorade
Rly? She thinks that'd work then?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56613
56614 56616
>>56612
Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56614
56615 56616
>>56613
There are mundane substances that will remove the glue, but gatorade isn't it.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56615
56618
>>56614
Yeah, but Tracy doesn't know that.
Can I roll a knowledge check to guess what might work?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56616
56617
1519324243840.png
>>56614
>>56613
>tfw im with trump and tracy isnt.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56617
>>56616
Brad would've "guessed" what to do because bullshit.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56618
56619
>>56615
Sure
hHaB2
?
No.56619
56620
[1d20+4 = 11]
>>56618
Rolling
Mod is for headband.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56620
56621 56622
>>56619
Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56621
>>56620
>bitey mimic noises
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56622
56623
>>56620
A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis
*hops through Pip*
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56623
56624
>>56622
Hey, that's where Stix is at the moment
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.56624
56627
>>56623
Neat
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56625
56626
Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56626
56627
>>56625
Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56627
56628
>>56626
>associated
"Not really, but we've met."
>>56624
*turns to Stix*
"Hey, you're still alive."
>>56626
Tracy puts both front hooves and the *rock* on the counter
"I need something to fix this."
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56628
56629
>>56627
The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56629
56630
>>56628
"A mimic huh.." Tracy says, peering at the creature