Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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>>56518There is no such thing as a happy marriage with many wives anon... it is not possible.
>>56519REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>why Torc will only ever use the airship
>>56527Make a meme of Infernuis dabing.
Is there anyone in the flower shop?
>>56529I can try, but I’m still a newfag to photoshop. Got any good Infernius pictures to use for this?
I should've just gone to Cardishore..
>>56530No, it appears unattended for almost a week now,
Plz note, extensive musical numbers will result in delays
>>56531 [1d20+21 = 30]>>56534>unattendedTracy looks to see if any of the flowers are still edible, and ransacks the shop for clues.
Search check to snoop around
>>56536With her level of sophistication, clues are stale by now (its not like she's doing finger/hoof-prints). The flower shop is dry.
>>56529*encountering Infernius before he leaves*
"Infernius, want to venture to Gatesil?
>>56537*looks at withered flowers*
"What a waste..." Tracy says as she leaves the shop
Tracy moves to Leave Sparkle back at the tower.
>>56539Ask the new lady about Eric, or ask a neighboring show owner about the flower shop>>56537GOES TO GATESIL ON FAE WITH INFERNIUS (infernius is on Uatachit I guess)
>>56540Fix that fucking blue atrocity on his arm.
>>56541I.. I'm tired though... And Tracy has little motivation to find Eric other than to kill him.
She still needs to get her knives back from Cardishore.
>>56545Well duh, because there might be a larger conspiracy, or something else going on
>>56545I'm fading too. I'm gonna try and stay up for a bit, but my track record isn't the greatest Xp
>>56546Tracy wouldn't care, not about something like this.
If I were playing her in character, she would've gone back to Cardishore months ago.
*leaves to cardishore*
>>56547Tracy's faggot for two weekends in a row has gotten more attention that Torcuil, Infernius and I combined
>>56550>muh wage gapYes, but the issue of attention is a highly and intricately nuanced concept. If you recall, at the start of "the weekend" we were still reassembling the group and attempting to establish a relative standard of perception AND expression.
That was 48 hours ago. I will and have and do endeavor to make things fair, and in some cases "fairness" necessitates focus on one character over another(s). I see your point however.
Well, now that Stix has a shiny new bow string, he looks at his map and determines that he try to go to Port Barry. Surely there must be some work to pay the bills and get more of a feel for the land.
Just realized going to Gatesil would necessarily take them through Cardishore
>>56555Digits suggest your on to something.
>>56558Try burning things if you want attention.
>>56555And then Krenshall after that. They are all along in a line like a highway
>>56559*lights Torch*
>>56560Now set the forest on fire.
See what happens.
>>56562That'd be interesting, wouldn't it?
[1d20 = 4]
Rolling to find the rock thing's ticklish spot
>>56566I guess that would be more fun. I just need to figure out how to get passed 320 little monsters that are guarding the way.
Tracy continues trotting to Cardishil, with the little "rock" stuck stubbornly to the bottom of her hoof.
>>56554But something is bugging Stix.
totally not the other faggots, that would be silly He feels he was close to finding something just beyond that tree with those little freaks. Maybe he should go back and see what it could be. Stix begins a trek back into the forest, but tries to take a wide circle around the tree this time, in hopes to avoid any unfortunate encounters.
>>56572Maybe when I feel more confident. I just started the game and I don’t know what will kill me. As far as I know those things will latch onto my head and chew my face off with one wrong roll. Most likely not the case, but I have no idea what they do.
"I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah"
>>56576
What’s this about?
>>56577Shit post thread I made a very long time ago, in a different era, and a greatly different set of circumstances
>>56578Just thinking about the good ole days huh?
>>56579At that time it wasn't. But yeah. pretty much
>>56580What was going on then that you would say it wasn’t good? Newfag remember, just curious.
>>56582
Sorry to hear that. You haven’t had much luck with all of his have you?
Why do I get the feeling I missed something significant?
>>56570This is the medicine ball size, right?
>>56588I saw those too, but I wasn't sure which kind he meant.
The metallic ones are golf-ball sized (fine), while the leather ones are dive-grass ball sized (diminutive).
>>56589I think he was referring to the big ones.
>>56590... That's somewhat less convenient...
>>56593I was going to make it into a wallet, but this is just as good.
>>56596O-okay..
Is that the correct size?
>>56597No. Those are Ben Wa balls. A medicine ball is ~ the size of a basketball.
[1d20+1 = 10]>>56598Rolling to pull this thing off
>>56599I don't think that succeeded...
[1d20+24 = 39]>>56600Intimidate check
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Let go!"
>>56599>>56600It didn't, but the hoof that grabbed it is now stuck to it, as though with glue.
*is rolling around in the dirt trying to get the thing off*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
>>56604Knock yourself out, but be warned; mimics are covered in glue. Anything that contacts it will be stuck fast.
>>56601Intimidate is one of Tracy's most advanced skills.
I have no idea how high its hit dice are though, because looking-up monsters is for faggots.
[1d20 = 13]>>56606Tracy gets on her hind hooves and slams both forehooves down on it with all of her weight (unarmed strike, I think).
[1d20 = 11]>>56608"You let go, you stupid rock!"
>>56601That worked btw, but unfortunately, intimidate has no effect on the glue. Neither does beating it I'm afraid.
>Is halfway to Cardishil with nobody around
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" Tracy cries out to nobody in particular
Tracy attempts to wash-off the glue with Gatorade.
>>56611>gatoradeRly? She thinks that'd work then?
>>56612Tracy doesn't now shit about mimics, so I figured she'd just try to wash it off.
She has alchemist fire and vials of acid too, but I she doesn't want to hurt herself.
>>56613There are mundane substances that will remove the glue, but gatorade isn't it.
>>56614Yeah, but Tracy doesn't know that.
Can I roll a knowledge check to guess what might work?
>>56616Brad would've "guessed" what to do because bullshit.
>>56619Nope...
"Well then, you tenacious little faggot. Looks like we're going to stay together for quite some time.."
Tracy hops down the path on "three" legs.
>>56620A sensible pony would turn around and ask someone.. But Tracy really doesn't want to turn around when she's already come so far...
>9 Wis*hops through Pip*
>>56622Hey, that's where Stix is at the moment
Hobbles past shop
*enters shop*
*huff* "Hey.. Do you guys have any solvent in stock?"
>>56625Upon entering the shop, Tracy notices several things. For one, Stix is present, and making conversation with the shopkeep. The second is that this is
so not the shopkeeper who was here last time she was here. The last guy was a tall overweight, bald, white guy. THIS is a short, skinny brown-guy.
Both turn to look at Tracy, and the shopkeeper looks back at Stix. "Uhm,... are you associated?" he says while questioning his sanity.
>>56626>associated"Not really, but we've met."
>>56624*turns to Stix*
"Hey, you're still alive."
>>56626Tracy puts both front hooves and the *rock* on the counter
"I need something to fix this."
>>56627The shopkeeper looks at the "this" in question and chuckles. "That's probably the smallest mimic I've ever seen. It doesn't even realize that it can't feasibly eat you!" he laughs. "Hold on, I think we have some alcohol to put on the slime." he says, retreating to another room.
>>56628"A mimic huh.." Tracy says, peering at the creature