Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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Uhm, there's no merchants to kill, for starters.
Sorry, OS was updating
Lenos is here and gm said to say he is here but he is talking to much so his laptop keeps going to sleep
So I left it open for a bit to see if anyone wanted to volunteer anything for consideration to or with Baz.
>>55924Ooh ooh!
Trumpaladin looks at Baz
"Do you have any idea what that was about?"
>>55922Hi Lenos.
>>55924Tracy left when she realized that there was no cake, and because she's not into clowns.
She's currently back on the trail.
Flash Sentry did nothing wrong!
>>55926Hey tracy
Lenos snores lowd enough to wake himself up in the bar at the tower
But anyhow, I left the continuation of the banquet pretty much open for discussion. Tracy could then have conversed with the Entertainment minister, and I apologize that I was not more insistent. Additionally, Trump, Infernius, and even Torcuil (soon?) could interject. Additionally, Baz himself may have answers to questions.
>>55930Oh, I was actually expecting everything to blow up, so I took Sparkle and left, since he probably couldn't be revived, and neither could her equipment.
>>55930Excellent. To Baz
"Has he... done that before? What did he want?"
>>55932How nice of you to be so considerate your own equipment
>>55935Well, when you say it like that I sound like a cowardly rogue; but yeah, that's what I did.
>>55936Ur name
So am I assuming no one wants to offer any information to Baz? Anything at all?
>>55937I was going to inquire the Minister of Entertainment about horse shows, but I guess it's a little late for that...
>>55938Not at all. This is precisely the time or it. I forget the Entertainment Minister's name tho.
>>55937>offer information to BazUh, oh yeah
"We were attacked recently by air pirates, who flew an airship with a magic stone to keep it aloft, and with advanced cannon armament. Do you know anything of this?"
>>55938Maybe she is curious if her husband and best friend survived, per chance?
>>55939Since it looks like I won't be able to hunt ogres, Tracy back discreetly, after not having heard any explosions.
>>55942Goes back
She's outside the building.
>>55941She would've known if he were dead or injured.
>>55940"I don't. Sparintenar had disavowed and distanced its self from all pirates before I became a part." he replies.
>>55945"I see. Do you know what he meant by 'causing a fuss'? I can see Sparintenar has not been quiet under the Court City, but who else is opposing them, good or evil?"
>>55945Tracy suddenly pops her head up from underneath the Minister of entertainments table.
"So, how'd the show you planned with TayTay at the capital go?"
>>55944Speaking of dead or injured lenos appears with a resounding crack and lobs a blob of fine material that hums earily towards trump and hollers "catch its unstable and i cant fix it"
>>55946"I don't know what that could mean, but as far as opposition to him and his rule, that begins at the Silwall"
>>55949"The Silwall? What is that?"
[1d20+15 = 23]
ROLLING!!!!
>>55953+5 base +5 divine grace +4 resistance +1 luck
>>55954I don't think resistance applies to a reflex save,... that sounds more like a will save modifier,... I'm seeing a 19 roll.
The strange object distorts in midair as it sails toward Trump, and upon reacong a range of about a foot, ruptures ourwards as a viscous green goo, which thoroughly covers his front-side and most of his sides.
>>55958"Well that test is a failure"lenos teleports back to the forge in the tower
"What just happened" says the goo covered Paladin
I wonder how much time it'd take to make Tracy's chain Dance again...
>>55961Its stinky. Like 2 day-old, dead and rotten skunk.
And the whole procession of military erupts in at first nervous, and then group and joined laugher with even a few whistles and hoots to accentuate the comedy and comaraderie.
>>55963Trumpaladin uses create water to create a shower to wash the gunk off
>>55964"Gentleman, now that you've had your fun, can you tell me what this "Silwall" is?"
>>55966If he's not going to say anything, can I go find those ogres?
>>55965kek, almost liek Trump is addressing GM and LF
Note the perimeter of locales designated Sil along the map
>>55966Ooooh, ur right, and u have dubs. "A frightful mess I'm afraid!" he sys worriedly.
>>55971"Well Taylor hasn't been heard from in weeks, and we already have a delinquent contract!"
>>55970"Five cities. Indeed. Who are they, and why do they oppose him?"
>>55972"What kind of contact?" she asks, nonchalantly
>>55975Try 7, if u count Silwood and Wulfsil
Torc looks around and rubs his eyes
"huh? where am I again?"
"And why is there no cake?" Tracy says to nobody in particular, cursing her unpredictable cravings.
Just for the record, bloating up won't impede her dexterity, will it?
>>55977"Incredible. Are they united as one?"
>>55979Well, she's pregnant....
>>55978"At a 'party' with no cake. You missed the clown."
>>55981"Clown and no cake? This is a shitty fookin party"
>>55973"Squirrel how you have intelligence?"
>>55978"Sprtania"
>>55981Is she near?
"I can get you some cake, pony"
>>55983Trumpaladin gives a nasty look at Infernius, like he just said something racial insensitive in public
>>55979Not immediately
>>55978Its a banquet, still, though the part are acting more somber than the surrounding military.
>>55980"I don't know. They have always repelled our involvement, as we are within the Emperor's land. Perhaps they might reconsider if you presented yourselves,... or perhaps they might be incentivized?" Baz says with a slightly clever expression.
>>55984*doesn't acknowledge look*
>>55984*whirls around*
"Oh, that'd be so sweet of you, ~Flashy."
[1d20+19 = 20]>>55985"I see. What kind of 'incentive' do you have in mind? I'm guessing they have been able to repel the emperor"
>>55987HUGS!
>>55988Where'd that +19 come from?
>>55990"The Democrats are the
real racists"
>>55991+17 base attack, +2 strength. Same as a grapple, but it's a hug
>>55985Oh, still the banquet.
Would some magic tricks impress the crowd?
>>55985Tracy continues to ask the minister for details.
"... So.. just what do you guys do for entertainment around here?"
>>55992Can str make an attack more likely to land?
I thought you still have to land the touch attack before you begin the grapple.
Just wanna know for future reference.
>>55992"Fuck you, me real racist!"
>>55992"I can say something racist.
FUCK NIGGERS"
>>55996Kek
>>55997Uh, yes
Yeah, but the 3.5 system is freaking complex and it's a hug, not a real attack, so one dice roll
>>55985"I must say , I am very fond of walls, so tell me all you can about the sil-wall"
>>56003"Zebras should be burned"
>>56001>>55998"Am I going to have to disavow you on television or something?"
*sighs*
"I'm sure I'll hear about this on the New York Times..."
>>56005>>56007"Burn zebras, what what newyork times?"
>>56002Grapple is actually precisely the rule 4 hugs
>>55995"Well ordinarily we leave that to our contracted talent, but Ms. Swift hasn't shown hide nor hair. Additionally no one can remember the strange purple woman who adorns some posters that have been removed, but there is a lingering yet subtle feeling anticipation upon recollection. Basically, we do not contract the talent, so much as the talent contracts
us," he says, throwing up his hands apologetically.
>>56009>Purple woman"... Sounds familiar for some reason..
.. How do you organize these 'contracts'?"
>>56009>>55988>>56002>>56008"Pfft! Nothing more than a purveyor of Fake News from the legacy media. But very powerful"
>>56013"I was never a stock holder, so I never paid attention to such things. But it was a leftist propaganda outlet in what it produced"
>>56015"Hmm most jews are left leaning."