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Hella Nuts
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55271
55275 55281
Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.

We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;

Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot

Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
1364 replies and 95 files omitted.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55916
1499830319641.png
>>55915

Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55917
55918
Uhm, there's no merchants to kill, for starters.
Sorry, OS was updating
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55918
>>55917
>no merchants to kill
Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55920
55921
Who's still here?
Anonymous
FwZax
?
No.55921
>>55920
I am
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55922
55926
Lenos is here and gm said to say he is here but he is talking to much so his laptop keeps going to sleep
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55923
55972
>here
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55924
55925 55926
So I left it open for a bit to see if anyone wanted to volunteer anything for consideration to or with Baz.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55925
>>55924
Ooh ooh!

Trumpaladin looks at Baz
"Do you have any idea what that was about?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55926
55929
>>55922
Hi Lenos.
>>55924
Tracy left when she realized that there was no cake, and because she's not into clowns.
She's currently back on the trail.
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55927
55928
Flash Sentry did nothing wrong!
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55928
>>55927
Don't mind, systems test
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55929
55931
>>55926
Hey tracy

Lenos snores lowd enough to wake himself up in the bar at the tower
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55930
55932 55934
But anyhow, I left the continuation of the banquet pretty much open for discussion. Tracy could then have conversed with the Entertainment minister, and I apologize that I was not more insistent. Additionally, Trump, Infernius, and even Torcuil (soon?) could interject. Additionally, Baz himself may have answers to questions.
Mr. Bones
hHaB2
?
No.55931
55933
86708e821c54d95b1431223c5fb1ec1e--top-hats-character-design.jpg
>>55929
*polishes counter-top*
<DOOT>
Mr. Bones
hHaB2
?
No.55932
55935
>>55930
Oh, I was actually expecting everything to blow up, so I took Sparkle and left, since he probably couldn't be revived, and neither could her equipment.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55933
bones.jpg
>>55931
>not posting correct pic
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55934
>>55930
Excellent. To Baz

"Has he... done that before? What did he want?"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55935
55936
>>55932
How nice of you to be so considerate your own equipment
Mr. Bones
hHaB2
?
No.55936
55937
>>55935
Well, when you say it like that I sound like a cowardly rogue; but yeah, that's what I did.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55937
55938 55940
>>55936
Ur name
So am I assuming no one wants to offer any information to Baz? Anything at all?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55938
55939 55941
1000.jpg
>>55937
I was going to inquire the Minister of Entertainment about horse shows, but I guess it's a little late for that...
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55939
55942
>>55938
Not at all. This is precisely the time or it. I forget the Entertainment Minister's name tho.
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55940
55945
>>55937
>offer information to Baz
Uh, oh yeah
"We were attacked recently by air pirates, who flew an airship with a magic stone to keep it aloft, and with advanced cannon armament. Do you know anything of this?"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55941
55944
>>55938
Maybe she is curious if her husband and best friend survived, per chance?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55942
55943
>>55939
Since it looks like I won't be able to hunt ogres, Tracy back discreetly, after not having heard any explosions.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55943
>>55942
Goes back
She's outside the building.
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55944
55948
>>55941
She would've known if he were dead or injured.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55945
55946 55947
>>55940
"I don't. Sparintenar had disavowed and distanced its self from all pirates before I became a part." he replies.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55946
55949
>>55945
"I see. Do you know what he meant by 'causing a fuss'? I can see Sparintenar has not been quiet under the Court City, but who else is opposing them, good or evil?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55947
55966
936636__safe_artist-colon-drpancakees_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_close-dash-up_cute_face_hi anon_meme_solo.png
>>55945
Tracy suddenly pops her head up from underneath the Minister of entertainments table.
"So, how'd the show you planned with TayTay at the capital go?"
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55948
55950
>>55944
Speaking of dead or injured lenos appears with a resounding crack and lobs a blob of fine material that hums earily towards trump and hollers "catch its unstable and i cant fix it"
Anonymous
9kn3c
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No.55949
55951
>>55946
"I don't know what that could mean, but as far as opposition to him and his rule, that begins at the Silwall"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55950
>>55948
Trump, reflex save
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55951
>>55949
"The Silwall? What is that?"
So5+V
?
No.55952
55953
[1d20+15 = 23]
ROLLING!!!!
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55953
55954
>>55952
+15? wtf?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55954
55955
>>55953
+5 base +5 divine grace +4 resistance +1 luck
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55955
55956
>>55954
I don't think resistance applies to a reflex save,... that sounds more like a will save modifier,... I'm seeing a 19 roll.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55956
55957
>>55955
But it does add a bonus to saving throws
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Resistance
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55957
55959
>>55956
You got a +4 cloak?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55958
55960
The strange object distorts in midair as it sails toward Trump, and upon reacong a range of about a foot, ruptures ourwards as a viscous green goo, which thoroughly covers his front-side and most of his sides.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55959
>>55957
Yes, I believe so
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55960
>>55958
"Well that test is a failure"lenos teleports back to the forge in the tower
Anonymous
So5+V
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No.55961
55963
74vFxnJ.png
"What just happened" says the goo covered Paladin
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55962
I wonder how much time it'd take to make Tracy's chain Dance again...
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55963
55965
>>55961
Its stinky. Like 2 day-old, dead and rotten skunk.
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55964
55965 55966
And the whole procession of military erupts in at first nervous, and then group and joined laugher with even a few whistles and hoots to accentuate the comedy and comaraderie.
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55965
55970
>>55963
Trumpaladin uses create water to create a shower to wash the gunk off

>>55964
"Gentleman, now that you've had your fun, can you tell me what this "Silwall" is?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55966
55967 55968 55970
>>55964
>>55947

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55967
>>55966
If he's not going to say anything, can I go find those ogres?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55968
55969
images (1).jpg
>>55966
>she used to do that to him...
Anonymous
UOr/6
?
No.55969
>>55968
Is duing
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55970
55971 55975
NUERmap.png
>>55965
kek, almost liek Trump is addressing GM and LF
Note the perimeter of locales designated Sil along the map
>>55966
Ooooh, ur right, and u have dubs. "A frightful mess I'm afraid!" he sys worriedly.

Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55971
55973
>>55970
Tracy is visibly bored
"How messy?" she asks?
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55972
55974 55976
>>55923
Am i covered in goo?
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55973
55983
>>55971
"Well Taylor hasn't been heard from in weeks, and we already have a delinquent contract!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55974
>>55972
No, just Trump
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55975
55977
>>55970
"Five cities. Indeed. Who are they, and why do they oppose him?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55976
56006
>>55972
"What kind of contact?" she asks, nonchalantly
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55977
55980
>>55975
Try 7, if u count Silwood and Wulfsil
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.55978
55981 55983 55985
Torc looks around and rubs his eyes
"huh? where am I again?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55979
55980 55985
"And why is there no cake?" Tracy says to nobody in particular, cursing her unpredictable cravings.

Just for the record, bloating up won't impede her dexterity, will it?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55980
55985
>>55977
"Incredible. Are they united as one?"

>>55979
Well, she's pregnant....
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55981
55982 55984
>>55978
"At a 'party' with no cake. You missed the clown."
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.55982
>>55981
"Clown and no cake? This is a shitty fookin party"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55983
55984
>>55973
"Squirrel how you have intelligence?"
>>55978
"Sprtania"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55984
55986 55987 55990
>>55981
Is she near?

"I can get you some cake, pony"

>>55983
Trumpaladin gives a nasty look at Infernius, like he just said something racial insensitive in public
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.55985
55988 55994 55995 56002
>>55979
Not immediately
>>55978
Its a banquet, still, though the part are acting more somber than the surrounding military.
>>55980
"I don't know. They have always repelled our involvement, as we are within the Emperor's land. Perhaps they might reconsider if you presented yourselves,... or perhaps they might be incentivized?" Baz says with a slightly clever expression.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55986
>>55984
*doesn't acknowledge look*
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55987
55988
>>55984
*whirls around*
"Oh, that'd be so sweet of you, ~Flashy."
So5+V
?
No.55988
55989 55991 56012
[1d20+19 = 20]
>>55985
"I see. What kind of 'incentive' do you have in mind? I'm guessing they have been able to repel the emperor"

>>55987
HUGS!
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55989
>>55988
....
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55990
55992 55993
1225761__safe_artist-colon-an-dash-m_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_face_female_frown_looking up_pony_reaction image_simple background_solo_tra.png
>>55984
>racial insensitive
>literal nazi
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55991
55992
>>55988
Where'd that +19 come from?
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.55992
55996 55997 55998 56001
058366b0_d5fa_de85_4b98_d52b144ee63f.jpg
>>55990
"The Democrats are the real racists"

>>55991
+17 base attack, +2 strength. Same as a grapple, but it's a hug
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55993
1519466300430.jpg
>>55990

Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.55994
56004
>>55985
Oh, still the banquet.
Would some magic tricks impress the crowd?
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55995
56006 56009
>>55985
Tracy continues to ask the minister for details.
"... So.. just what do you guys do for entertainment around here?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55996
56002
867128__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_bust_face_gritted teeth_mad_portrait_reaction image_show accurate_simple background_so.png
>>55992
>"The Democrats are the real racists"
No, we are, goddammit!
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.55997
56002
>>55992
Can str make an attack more likely to land?
I thought you still have to land the touch attack before you begin the grapple.

Just wanna know for future reference.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.55998
56007
>>55992
"Fuck you, me real racist!"
Anonymous
hHaB2
?
No.55999
Football
Anonymous
hHaB2
?
No.56000
Praise Epona
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56001
56003 56007
>>55992
"I can say something racist. FUCK NIGGERS"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56002
56009 56012
>>55996
Kek

>>55997
Uh, yes

Yeah, but the 3.5 system is freaking complex and it's a hug, not a real attack, so one dice roll

>>55985
"I must say , I am very fond of walls, so tell me all you can about the sil-wall"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56003
56005
>>56001
"I despise yaks!"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56004
56006
>>55994
No
Anonymous
hSpxi
?
No.56005
56008
>>56003
"Zebras should be burned"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56006
>>56004
>>55995
>>55976

Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56007
56008
>>56001
>>55998
"Am I going to have to disavow you on television or something?"
*sighs*
"I'm sure I'll hear about this on the New York Times..."
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56008
56010 56012
>>56005
>>56007
"Burn zebras, what what newyork times?"
Anonymous
9kn3c
?
No.56009
56011 56012
>>56002
Grapple is actually precisely the rule 4 hugs
>>55995
"Well ordinarily we leave that to our contracted talent, but Ms. Swift hasn't shown hide nor hair. Additionally no one can remember the strange purple woman who adorns some posters that have been removed, but there is a lingering yet subtle feeling anticipation upon recollection. Basically, we do not contract the talent, so much as the talent contracts us," he says, throwing up his hands apologetically.
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56010
>>56008
*wait
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56011
56017
>>56009
>Purple woman
"... Sounds familiar for some reason..
.. How do you organize these 'contracts'?"
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56012
56013
>>56009
>>55988
>>56002

>>56008
"Pfft! Nothing more than a purveyor of Fake News from the legacy media. But very powerful"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56013
56014 56015
>>56012
"Who own it?"
Mrs. Sentry
hHaB2
?
No.56014
press merchant.jpg
>>56013
>(((Who)))
Anonymous
So5+V
?
No.56015
56016
>>56013
"I was never a stock holder, so I never paid attention to such things. But it was a leftist propaganda outlet in what it produced"
Anonymous
dJc2Y
?
No.56016
56018 56019
>>56015
"Hmm most jews are left leaning."