Its that RP thread again! Spectators can shitpost, new players can try it out with little/no investment, and established players need no explanation.
We return as most of the party is either in Sparintenar preparing for a swank banquet - a custom among the Spartans - or speeding towards; except Thez. ;_;
Our newest player Stix is exploring the surrounding forest area, as is his proclivity as a ranger.
Tracy, speeds toward Sparintenar at full speed for some reason unknown to GM at time of OP.
Thez is at the Sticky Wickett, having brought Bones along to have a mostly one-sided conversation, accented occasionally by >doot
Game is temporally not set to fire off at a particular point, but last thread passed 2nd bump so,....
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*stuffs face with free bread*
>>55374>>55373"Well because me dont know how she invented it."
Eventually and at length, Baz makes his entrance which is joined by a militaristic chorus of applause. Blah blah, banquet. Did anyone want to interject an element into the banquet?
>>55376"Heard of her back at the asylum. Apparently she was given a special parole for her ingenuity."
>>55377Tracy growls threateningly at Baz, like you'd expect her to, but doesn't cause much of a ruckus.
>>55376"You're dodging the question, how did you Know
I wanted to make one?"
>>55377Torc would ask him "Who the fuck are you?" but that may be a bit unprofessional.
*removes former inmate from lap, and stands to smile, clap, and greet Baz*
>>55380*
absolutely removes former inmate from lap*
>>55381*whispers*
"That's their leader. Please be polite and don't get us kicked out"
>>55380*unless he gets within biting range
>>55384I would say something polite, but if he's a squirrel it'd probably require a bluff check
>>55385"Sorry about our friend, he is slightly...
slow"
>>55381"Me didn't, me was asking you if you want to make one with me."
>>55385"Shh! That's Baz"
>>55386*places arm in front of blue one*
>>55390Kek. Did you just make that?
>>55396I meant "Dancing Lights," or "Prestidigitation," not "Summon a celestial triceratops or a smol army of Fiendish giant constrictors"
[1d20+23 = 41]>>55399Damn it, Snek trys grappling Infernius to stop him
>>55401That only works after the attack.
>>55399ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeI was waiting for the right chance!
>>55401You needs feat for that: Standstill.
>>55407I call bullshit
Fae casts "Sanctuary" on Baz
>>55409She could only act after Infernius.
"Such a lovely meal"
Torc starts counting, wondering how long it will take for them to get arrested
>>55410Infernius is too far from Baz, his dexterity too low, and his dice roll too poor for that to land anyways, so it doesn't really matter anyways except that Trumpaladin is now pissed off at Infernius
>>55413Baz is 50+ feet away and you'd need to be within five feet to attempt that bullshit, so (you) can wait (you)r turn
>>55414How do we know he was 50 ft away?
>>55415Because what about
>>55377 implies "he came within 5 feet and was not seperated by a table or an honor guard or any other object"?
>>55416Meh. Infernius would've had time to get close during the blah, blah period.
>>55417That's not how important people introduce themselves. They are separated from the crowd and have guards around them. For precisely this reason
>>55418This scenario interesting.
Besides, that's not how he acted was when Tracy had a snap at him.
>>55419Because he came up close and personal to Trumpaladin trying to intimidate him. That is not what is going on here.
Also, it's not interesting, it's fucking mind numblingly stupid. I have been waiting literal months to get some basic fucking story advancements and you shit for brains keep fucking it up with your fuckery. So I'm having Trumpaladin sell out Infernius and Tracy if necessary, then proceeding with the plan after you two dumbasses realize an epic level dexterity fighter is a hell of a lot harder to defeat than you though
>>55421Mobile posters are cancer
>>55424If you're going to attack an ally, then yes. Don't fuck things up deliberately for no other reason than "lol let me see if I can get
all of us killed lawl"
>>55424If you weren't actually close enough to bite him, cast Divine Power on yourself first.
>>55427Aim at the king and you'd better not miss.
>>55429And he'll miss... Baz won't, nor will his guards
>>55455And the dice are so very in your favor
Why do something this pointless anyways? Just to piss us all off and fuck up the evening?
[1d20+25 = 44]
Bluff time
"I'm sorry my liege. My friend was recently infected with a parasite. Ever since he's been kinda strange sometimes. I'm sure one of our friends would be more than happy to punish him. Please accept our apologies. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
>>55456Infernuis thinks hes part of the banquet.
>>55458Which is why he is walking on his own and is carrying an anti-tank rocket launcher, with trumpets playing as he enters the room, as people stand and applaud
Not even Infernius is that stupid
>>55457Where are you getting +25 from?
>>55460You underestimate Infernuis.
>>55459Thanks.
Technically, Infernius is basically gonna jump up and sail towards the squirrel, and then crash onto the table just a bit short.
>>55461>20 cha>20 in bluff skill >>55461Bluff is one of his few class skills, plus the Char bonus, plus the benefit of a Snek familiar.
in memory of squirrel general... thing
>>55465>>55457>end result: 47>>55466Top fucking kek
Is GM asleep at his desk again?
>>55466Baz is still alive, don't worry about it. He's just pissed off
>>55468Ah, good. I want to see squirrel with rocket launcher go against minotaur.
>>55469A Minotuar with 42 strength.
>>55471Wrong. You have 36 strength
>>55470*gives Baz xp
ftfy
>>55471If you didn't actually get to make the attack, take 3 rounds to cast bulls strength, divine power, and righteous might.
>>55473That's three rounds for people to notice what the fuck is going on, and for Baz to assume combat stance
Okay, I kind of want to see that>>5547421+5+12=38
>>55475They'd have to make spellcraft checks to even realize a spell was being cast. Otherwise, Infernius would just look like he's "praying".
>>55477You can hear a spell being cast, and I'm pretty sure you'd see some sort of physical effect on a minotaur about to go beserk
>>55478You get a stat advancment every 4 levels.
>>55480Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you started with 18 and put 3 into strength to get that 21
>>55479Righteous might would be the only one with a significant physical appearance (when Infernius grows yuge). Otherwise, it'd just look like praying.
>>55480>he actually put it all into StrThis mofo..!
>>55481Infernius never allocated his points.
He just had a ridiculous amount of Str.
>>55482Do you think they know nothing of magic? Do you think they wouldn't red flag a "prayer"? And do you really think infernius would look clam at the moment he's sperging out?
>>55484Then you don't get to cast any spells past level 3
>>55484You should convert to Strength domain, so you can tear Soros in half like a phonebook.
>>55485That'd require a knowledge arcana check.
>>55487They're going to know he has hostile intent one way or another
>>55490These people are paranoid as fuck, yes they are
>>55491They'd still need to roll.
>>55492Okay. let them roll then. Or more likely, they just assume that spell casting is a thing (because they are not new to this) and so assume weird mumbling must be some sort of spell, and that anyone casting a spell has bad intent, even if they have no idea what that spell is or even if it's divine or arcane
>>55493Meh. That not how I'd see it.
We'll figure out tomorrow.
>>55494That's basically how they behaved the last time we were there. They don't put up with shit
>>55495I still wanna see shit go down.