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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1402 replies and 163 files omitted.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55059
55061
>>55058
Its like drink bleach
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55060
55064
I wonder if Killy likes jibberniggers...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55061
55062
>>55059
I know, but I was wondering why plp kept "ironically" eating them for a whole month.
Fucking internet...
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55062
55063
8B0AD4E3-89EE-41FC-ADB2-532067A3E0D3.gif
>>55061
Never underestimate the stupidity of the normies.

though I still get a good laugh out of these kind of memes
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55063
>>55062
The stupidest memes do come out at the beginning of the year..
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55064
55065
27540213_169774053646596_927976281020731483_n.jpg
>>55060
Kiynen: the one girl Trumpaladin wants to stick his sword in only in the literal sense
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55065
55066
>>55064
I find her cute.
I'll have Tracy bring her a few heads next time she goes there.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55066
55067 55068
1629167__safe_artist-colon-sugar morning_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blushing_bubble_cute_dialog.png
>>55065
Trump needs to go there as well
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55067
55069
>>55066
Why?
Anonymous
aWIDn
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No.55068
Spoilered
>>55066
Why are we posting Tide Ponies, again?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55069
Spoilered
>>55067
He too wants to give Kiynen a head
FULL OF TIDE PODS!!!
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55071
55072
>>55051
I'd eat that right now
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55072
55073
>>55071
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55073
>>55072
Good point, I'd rather drink bleach
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55074
55075
clorox_chan_by_kumaartsuu-dbyoykj.png.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55075
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1463346__grimdark_artist-colon-rsa-dot-fim_edit_edited screencap_screencap_apple bloom_on your marks_bleach_bow_clorox_female_gradient background_pony_.png
>>55074
Mmmmmmm.. Clorox..

On that note, if someone succeeded their fortitude save on poisoned food (i.e. arsenic) would they just keep eating it until they failed the save?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55076
55077
>>55075
Depends. Is that person Infernius?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55077
55078 55085
>>55076
>Implying he could pass the first save
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55078
55079 55085
1516403298616.png
>>55077
He isn't a bitch though. And he'd keep drinking just to show how much of a bitch he isn't
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55079
55080 55081
>>55078
What I'm saying is, you can't smell or taste arsenic, so wouldn't you just keep eating unaware?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55080
>>55079
Well, arsenic poisoning takes at minimum a few hours, but easily can last days. So my guess is that yes, they would finish the meal, and very possibly may also be able to start and finish another meal before they are too sick to eat
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55081
55082
>>55079
I mean, I guess
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55082
55083
>>55081
Yeah..
Then again, it'd be bullshit irl if a creature could just eat something covered in heavy metals and still be unhurt, so I guess it's better to just watch what you eat.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55083
55091
>>55082
Napoleon Bonaparte was found to have levels of Arsenic in his hair follicles 13 times the norm at the time of his death. Yeah it's possible to consume and accumulate heavy metals over the course of your life, although it can have all sorts of negative consequences
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55084
>passes out
Night fa,....
Oq8HH
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No.55085
55086 55088
[1d20 = 4]
>>55078
>>55077
>>55075
Drinks bleach
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55086
55087
>>55085
https://youtu.be/rcoDco8VkD4

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55087
55092
>>55086
How high is the Heal DC to perform that surgery?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55088
>>55085
Rest in bleach
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55091
>>55083
I doubt even he would've survived a direct dose though. It's like a chemical equivalent to being burnt at a stake.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55092
55093
>>55087
Probably a 35
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55093
>>55092
Heh, lower than I thought.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55095
55096 55109
>>55094
Tell us more
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55096
55097 55109
>>55095
I'd rather not, desu. It's nothing interesting anyway.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55097
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>>55096
It's okay anon. You can tell us.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55098
55100 55109
>>55097
Nah
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55099
55100
And why is this thread at the top of the overboard?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55100
55101 55109
>>55099
I don't know. I guess there is some sort of bug that causes threads to bump again after they've hit 1000 or whatever number

>>55098
DO IT
sage
aWIDn
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No.55101
55102 55103
>>55100
Have we found this site's overflow error?
Anonymous
aWIDn
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No.55102
>>55101
Forgot I saged someone.

Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55103
55104
>>55101
Do you mean why it is that a thread past bump limit will still bump on the overboard?
Anonymous
aWIDn
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No.55104
55105 55106
>>55103
Some sites' coding can only count so high before the count is reset back to zero. This is called an overflow error. Bascially, the thread's bump count got so high, it reset to zero, so the site now thinks that there's room for it to bump.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55105
>>55104
Eh, I don't have permission to access the configuration any more, even locally, so I can't check the settings there, and I have no idea how to code
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55106
55107
>>55104
So, any time the post count's last three digits are between 001-449 the thread will bump? Neat!
Anonymous
aWIDn
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No.55107
>>55106
That's the basic idea behind it.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55108
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Will y'all be able to play this weekend?
I don't have any plans..
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55109
>>55100
>>55097
>>55098
>>55096
>>55095
Now what the hell did I miss?
>>55108
I have some stuff Saturday evening, but other than that I'm free
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55110
55127
>>55108
I think I’m good to play this weekend. I should be free Friday evening as well if we can start the game early.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55111
>>55108
I'll be here

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55112
55113
Does Tracy's cane-sword have any name or other distinguishing mark on it? I'm kind of tired of referring to it as "her cane"; figured it has quite some history to it.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55113
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>>55112
If it doesn’t, have Tracy claim it does have a history and change it to fit the scene each time. Like when taking to a warlord, claim it is from a grand general that won a battle outnumbered five to one. Or in a place of nobility, claim a king once owned it and gave it to you as reward for saving a kingdom. I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55114
55115
>>55113
It's from a dead guy though.
Another player used it in a previous campaign.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55115
55117
>>55114
Its not distinguishable as being "Korak's cane", it's just a fine gentleman's cane that turns into a sword at will.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55116
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6c7.jpg
>>55113
>I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
Shit, now I gotta kill a king to steal his swag.
Remind me to find the location of the nearest monarchy.
*wanting of things intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55117
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>>55115
It's a swift action to turn it into a sword, right?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55118
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>>55117
Sounds useful for Sneak Attacks.
Korak's faggot had some nice taste.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55119
>>55117
Yes
Anonymous
NQ6HG
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No.55120
image.png
>>55116

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55121
>>55118
You're welcome
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55122
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VGIKefka.jpg
>>55116
On that note, it'd be best to try to do something about Kefka, before he wises up enough to try to scry on his sleeping dog, which may or may not have mutated after consuming Soros's leg in Tracy's meat locker...
Anonymous
NQ6HG
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No.55123
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>>55122
Stahp giving GM ideas goddamn it
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55124
>>55123
Agreed
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55125
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Dissidia_Kefka_Speech.jpg
>>55123
That is something I must adamantly refuse.
It's my favorite thing to do in this game, followed by imagining things that I want.
Anonymous
NQ6HG
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No.55126
image.png
>>55125

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55127
>>55110
I'll be here through tomorrow and the weekend, although I'll probably be out until later tomorrow afternoon.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55128
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Spoilered
>>55116
forgive my terrible editing skills... this is why I stick to stealing other people’s memes...
I would like to see queen Tracy and how that would play out.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55129
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>>55128
Kek. I think Tracy could go for being queen again some day.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55130
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>>55129
Don't forget who shall be King
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55131
>>55130
>>55129
I don't think Tracy would have any complaints
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55132
Smile.jpg
*Urge to blogpost intensifies*
Anonymous
DoNAB
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No.55133
55134
>>55130
Me.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55134
55155
>>55133
Dubs confirm
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55135
55136
Can I get the pattern for Torc's kilt again? I forgot to save it.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55136
group.png
>>55135

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55138
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
Eh, a pic is better than my blogpost
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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torcs hat.png
Torc needs a magical wizard hat, btw.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55140
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>>55139
That's a witch's hat
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55141
55142
>>55139
>choking back tears
It's..
It's beautiful.
>>55140
Gandalf wore a hat kinda like that
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55142
55145
>>55141
I don't think he wore anything that feminine

My inner Puritan tells me we need to light a fire...
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55143
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Spoilered
>>55130
I think a king needs something a little cooler going for him than snacks.

slowly learning the editing process... maybe one day I will actually be good
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55144
55149
>>55143
*left spoiler image on*
And maybe one day I will master THIS site...
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55145
>>55142
Well he did wear a hat
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55146
>>55143
HOLY SHIT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55147
55148
>>55143
Kek. One of my pics was in there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55148
55149
>>55147
Like I said, I steal memes. I’m not that creative to make my own, at least not yet. Most I seem to do is alter them slightly.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55149
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>>55144
>And maybe one day I will master this site
I hope for the same

>>55148
Best meme maker already. But Peach Rings are essential
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55150
55151
>>55139
I tried...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55151
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I tried.png
>>55150

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55152
55241
>>55151
10/10
Now for Torc to shoot fireballs out his eyes and lightning bolts out his arse
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55153
55154
>>55151
>Has a manly face
>But wears women's apparel, including both a dress and a woman's hat
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55154
>>55153
IT'S
A
ROBE
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55155
55156 55157 55158
>>55143
>>55134
Hes not king damn it!
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55156
>>55155
Pali confirms
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55157
55162
>>55155
God Emperor
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55158
55162
>>55155
Infernius is the Pope: Pope is better than king.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55159
55160
I want to kill something soon...
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55160
55161
>>55159
You had your chance last week, which was better than any of us. Shut up
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55161
55163
>>55160
I'll find something to kill.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55162
55164
>>55158
>>55157
Infernuis is Fhürer/pope.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55163
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>>55161