ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
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>>54853Okay, when Fae or Stix gets around to it, they can track. Since they are the only ones with the ability to track
Tracy summons a crow to deliver a message to Infernius that she's borrowing Sparkle.
>>54856Great. Now she can spend several hours going back because I am pretty sure she's already to Sparintenar by now
>>54857Worth it.
Sparta wouldn't be that far away anyway. Remember that time Tracy flew there in two rounds after Brad called her?
Mixed Nuts: a breakdown
>80% Tracy and Trump's faggots bickering
>10% sex scenes
>5% shitposting
>4% metafagging
>1% actually playing
>>54859And we wouldn’t have it any other way
>>54858And she wasn't called this time, so she can take a while
Why is a few cows so much better than performing before an eager audience though? Whatever
Trumpaladin should have taken Felicia. I was going to have him take Slovenia but then she was an essential NPC for the other thing>>54859You forgot Shopping
>>54861Mostly, because I don't want the trail to go cold.
Tracy's isn't exactly a performer anyway. Sure, she plays (*shudders*) dubstep, but her perform is just an improvsed tumble. She just noticed that people gather when she's doing backflips in the streets while juggling katanas.
>>54863Where did that take place? Was that at Port Barry or Sparintenar?
Also, don't forget:
https://youtu.be/7bzG8JQn-pI >>54865*sigh*
Here we go again...
*begins watching for another ten hours*
>>54861A breakdown by each player>Trump69% Complaining about Tracy and her faggot
30% Fucking mares and shit
1%
"baptisms">Tracy33% Meta-fagging
33% Playing
33% fucking Trump
1% doing hell knows what
>Infernius50% fucking Thez
50% getting ignored by Hitler
>Torc90% wondering what the hell is going on and what he's doing
10% shitposting
>>54865Well, he hasn't left Sparintenar since he arrived there, so definitely Sparentinar
>>54866Get that weeaboo shit out of your head. This is a pony neighborhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY&t >>54867>Stix isn’t on the listThis must mean I ain’t done shit huh? I hope to change that this weekend.
>>54868This artist has some great talent, just too bad I don’t care for his style of metal rock. It’s not bad, just my taste in music.
>>54867>pic related>>54868R u serious? MLP-inspired symphonic metal opera julienne fries?
>>54870I will admit that it is a bit of an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some tastes
Try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfMYKSdZdAY>>54871>>54869Sure why not?
>>54870I just haven't really gotten to see much, but yes lets make that change this weekend.
>>54872>Classical metalI meant I love this stuff
>>54872>acquire some tasteUmm... sure... I guess
not sure why I can’t just like what music I want to like, but I can try I do like that song a bit better.
>>54867You didn't do one for Thez.
>>54875>Thez40% fucking infernius
40% being damn cryptic
20% casting dancing lights and singing
>tfw raping the overboardHey look, Mlpol just topped 2500 UIDs. Time for another "the site is dying" thread!
Seriously, have a good night
>pic unrelated, just something I came across while searching MLP Ranger>>54876That's,... about right. Id throw in 5% putting gems on things, but yeah.
>>54878Nah, Tracy's
at least 50% meta fagging and especially shopping
>>54880Oh I'm playing the waiting game right now. I'll let you guess what for
>>54881Obviously for my birthday, thanks for remembering Xp
I kind of want to make another U-turn, but I don't want to lose that trail...
*runs in circles*
Decisions, descisions...
>>54883Happy birthday, Anon.
>>54885Yeah, I'd just considered that.
*zips around*
>>54884It's not actually my birthday
>>54887Why lie to us? What have we done to deserve such scandalous deception?
I can't get over that not liking onions or parfait thing though. I'm going to see what's up with those ogres after she delivers that letter and does other crap in Sparta.
>>54891Maybe they are upset because they are being displaced by refugees arriving into their swamp?
>>54892I think shabby was just retarded for his species, or something.
I might have her speak with the other ogres. Hopefully shabby hasn't been badmouthing her.
>>54892They should have built a wall and enforced the boarders. It’s their own fault for having an open boarder policy.
>>54894This.
Port Barry had a wall when they found it, and even so Trumpaladin built a new wall to the east to help inclose more land in the town. And the Tower had a wall around it. So why don't they just build a wall
>>54893She really should talk to her boyfriend first
Ponies are magical beasts, right?
>>54896I can't tell what creature subtype to categorize them as. I've been treating her as humanoid, but humanoid doesn't really make sense for them as a race...
>>54897Let's just go with Humanoid for relevant purposes
>>54896I would guess so because their magic can be taken way by Tirek, rendering them weak and useless. But I have no say as to how the rules would count them.
If they were magical beasts, they'd certainly have a higher lvl adjustment, so it might be better to treat them as humanoid.
>>54901Oh, I am. I’m just good at multitasking these two.
>>54898Nah, unicorns in this universe have had the ability to teleport and at-will Mage Hand: it wouldn't be proper to classify them as Humanoids. Pegasi can fly too.
I wanna say monstrous humanoid to compromise, but they really don't LOOK humanoid at all.
>>54903Unicorns in Friendship is Magic cannot teleport except where they are high level mages (remember Twilight Sparkle just learning how to teleport in season 1?) and the telekenesis is only able to just barely replace having hands, except for high level magic users.
>>54904It's not a question of power: it's merely a trait that distinguishes them from animals.
>>54906Generally, creatures similar to animals with more than 2 Int are considered to be magical beasts.
>>54906I think player races should generally strive to be similar to one another in terms of balance, so I'd place ponies as humanoids. And that's what I'm going to insist on.
But I know you don't give a shit, so whatever
>>54911I can’t sleep tonight, so I can keep you a little company. Hope you feel better soon.
though I will probably suddenly fall asleep >>54912I just learned something interesting about what all the "white" mass shoters have in common.
>>54915They all had a jewish parent.
>>54916Ah... now the puzzle pieces start to fall into place. How interesting.
>>54918What gets me about all of these shootings are the people being interviewed. They have no real emotion and are heavily scripted. And the normies soak it all up. They never question if it is as it is presented.
>>54919Have you heard about crisis actors?
>>54920Indeed. The same people being hired to give a performance at each disaster.
>>54921Yeah ive seen some pretty convincing evidence for it. I wouldn't be surprised if it were real.
>>54922Do you like studying conspiracies and things of that nature?
>>54923Ill entertain some conspiracy theories. But usually when you look into it the same (((people))) come up.
>>54924Yep. What would you say is your favorite conspiracy that you think has merit?
>>54925That depends,do you consider the mossad demolishing the twin towers a conspiracy theory?
>>54926Most would, so I think so. What is your take on it? How was it done?
>>54927Well jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams, so we can rule that out. I suspect they planted various explosives,possibly thermite, maybe plastic explosives. And i think the "plane" we see is a missle.
>>54928Exactly. I have been trying to convince my family for years about this. Of course they say it is terrible to think our government could ever do such a thing.
>>54929Im pretty lucky, my family is pretty redpilled.
>>54930I’m slowly getting some results, but my family has that huge “greatest ally” hurdle to cross if they want to get much deeper into what’s really going on in the world.
>>54931If i asked my grandparents who Americas greatest ally is they'd probably say the uk or Australia.
>>54932I think my grandparents may as well, but my parents definitely would say Israel, unfortunately.
>>54933Thats regrettable m8. Keep up the red pills.
>>54934I give them at every opportunity. My brother is starting to show promise though. He sees right through most of the (((lies))). And just out of curiosity, do you have any religious beliefs? It ties into my favorite conspiracy.
>>54936Then it isn’t as much a conspiracy to us then. The Antichrist is my favorite topic of study, which I believe is the end goal of all conspiracy, to set up his kindom.
>>54937Of course, thats one of the reasons they pushed for the Iraq war.
>>54931>>54933I still have no fucking idea why anyone in their right mind would call Israel our "greatest ally", Jewish propaganda or not. They've done jack shit for us except eat up most of the foreign military aid money we send out across the world, building missile defense systems that still don't work because the missiles their enemies use are low-tech enough to slip right through them.
>>54938It also explains why the jew is behind it all. They are trying to set up the ruler of the new world order, so they can be like gods. It is just fascinating to see play out in front of our eyes now. They are really ramping up their game it seems.
>>54941The (((nwo))) will be ruled from Israel the borders will contain Europe and North America. If we Dont get the ovens started.
>>54942God promised it will happen, but He didn’t say it will be in our lifetime. The next generation could be saved from destruction as it seems they are much more open to nationalism. God promises to heal the lands of those that turn from their wicked ways. If we purge the evils that plague us, we may spare our children before it is too late.
The only down side is that it will happen. The jew has proven to be tough to get rid of. The Romans made a bit of a mess of things as they forced Jews around the world. Now they lurk to rise up after each generation that refuses their evil, just to corrupt the next.
>>54943Exactly, thats why i adopted the natsoc political beliefs, i want a better future for my future children and their children.
>>54945I will most definitely be having that conversation with my kids.
>>54909That sucks, get better soon
>>54928Please don't tell me you bought into the "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" shit. I'm not saying the government had no part in it, I'm just saying; the jet feul could sufficiently weaken the steel beams in that situation
>>54947Look into it a bit, who owned what, the disturbing lack of evidence, the place phasing through the building, and also research thermite. The destruction does seem to fit a termite type of controlled demolition. Ever notice the smoke pouring out of the ground level? Unless the A/C was super effective, I think there was some burning going on down below.
But that’s how conspiracy works unfortunately. There isn’t enough evidence to convince everyone.
>>54948Plane*
Not place... ugh, I need to stop staying up so late
>>54948Phasing?
The fuck are you on m8
Like I posted earlier, I never said it wasn't an inside job, I just think it actually was the planes that brought the towers down.
>>54951Those "planes" are missles.