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Salty Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.4910
This thread continues the ongoing saga.
For those new/unfamiliar, this particular Game is based on Dungeons and Dragons 3.5ed core rules with more references and add-ons than you can shake the random stick at, and further additions are available upon request.
New players are ALWAYS welcome, but please don't be a faggot (lit or fig).
Previous threads:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1305.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/3460.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4199.html

714 replies and 71 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5326
>didn't even meet the Queen....
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5327
5330
>>5323
Me just wanted to play fooseball!
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5328
5332
>>5325
Casts Righteous Might, an area of effect spell that effects the party.
>>5320
Well played, this bard/mage thing may work out well
mjNtt
?
No.5329
[11d20 = 129]

Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5330
>>5327
>knows the conditions for playing
>plays anyway
Pussy. You don't play murder ball, unless you're prepared to face the consequences.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5331
Infernius takes a hit to his shoulder, while Thez (?) takes one in the leg. IDK about Infernius, but she's mad.
"YA DONE FUCKED UP THIS TIME!"
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5332
5333
>>5328
Yay
I'll get a playlist put together for this by tomorrows play time
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5333
5336
>>5332
Oh please do, that was great
Its Trump's move, but again anyone can declare
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5334
5337 5338
Trumpaladin casts TRAVEL BAN, which pauses the ants long enough for him to figure out what the hell is going on
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5335
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>tfw no new friends to celebrate cult of ritualistic, sacrificial divegrass in underground lair
IosaW
?
No.5336
5339 5349
[1d20 = 6]
>>5333
Noice trips
I roll to levitate, 1 is nothing 20 is roof level
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5337
5340
>>5334
>ants freeze for an indestinguishable amount of time (not long mind you)
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5338
>>5334
what do?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5339
5344
>>5336
Success, you're about 7' off the ground.
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5340
5341 5349
>>5337
Trump shouts out to all parties, "why the hell is a game of football turning violent. This is real, American football. Not soccer. Wars are not supposed to be fought over this"

Glares at Tracy, because he doesn't know why the hell there is fighting, but she seems to have started it
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5341
5343 5346
>>5340
Essentially Trump is directing this at the ants, trying to engage them diplomatically
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5342
5351
Its Infernius' move
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5343
>>5341
this is better then my plan
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Gravehorde_(3.5e_Spell)
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5344
5345
>>5339
And how tall are the ants again?
I decide to wait for Trump to finish

Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5345
5350
>>5344
The drones are about 4', the warriors are about 6'.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5346
5348
>>5341
The ants who hear stare incomprehensibly. What is foosball without the loser losing their head? Otherwise is blasphemy.
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5348
>>5346
"So you want to play football then?" He raises his ball. "When and where?"
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5349
5351
Bloody-Soccer-Ball-ROH.jpg
>>5336
"He-hay! Look at this!"
*produces soccer ball made out of the skin on copper's ass from bag*
"I thought I'd bring your queen a gift. It's like a foosball, but life-sized! Whjy don't we all go and give it to her?"
>>5340
>football
Foosball is table-soccer. It's a demonic practice.
>>5347
Stop doing shit, you fucking bull!
Delet this. Learn to diplomacy!
IosaW
?
No.5350
[1d20 = 18]
>>5345
Great, barely above the heads.
Roll for detection
I want to scan the room
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5351
5354
>>5349
>>5342
fine i hold my move untill shit goes sideways.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5352
5353 5357
The Potato shouts, amidst the crisis "HEWOES! THEWE APPEAWS A GWAVE MISUNDERSTAINDING! We apologize for not infowming eawliew, but the losew of the game is fowfeit. Why would anyone want to keep awound a faulty specimen?"
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5353
5356
>>5352
So we can't leave until someone dies?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5354
>>5351
Noted, you now have veto-move (meaning you can interject at any time)
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5355
5357 5358
Trumpaladin delivers a death glare at the soccer ball, and unsheathes Vanderiem, now paying no attention to the ants
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5356
5359
>>5353
ALMOST in response to your inquiry, Thez rips through a few more ants.
"Oi, this isn't a game anymore!" she says, decapitating another and gutting (in a manner, they have exoskeletons so its more like a caving in) another's abdomen.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5357
5358
>>5352
"It's rigged. It's always rigged.." she says under her breath
How did they appreciate my soccer ball? I was saving it for ritualistic purposes, but I hope it'll stop the blood orgy.
>>5355
Come and get it!
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5358
5360
>>5355
"Ahh, naw ye're talkin lad! Let's gets to separating the wheat from the chaff!"
>>5357
Psst, it won't
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5359
5361
>>5356
*sighs*
How many are in the room before I waste a spell
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5360
5363
>>5358
>I unveiled my secret weapon for no reason
Awww... I was hoping to at least give it to the queen...
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5361
5362
>>5359
Minus the existing casualties, II'd say about 40, though they're mostly drones.
IosaW
?
No.5362
[1d20 = 12]
>>5361
Fine
Roll for a cone of cold to freeze these fuckers
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5363
>>5360
there'll be plenty more
Tracy has first move, I'm assuming murder?
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5364
5365 5366 5367
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Trumpaladin serves upon Tracy a form I-862 - a Notice to Appear before an immigration court. Because such blasphemy must be physically removed
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5365
>>5364
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5366
>>5364
Wew, you threw me off with that one,... I'm almost willing to allow it to be a spell like effect for the degree of confusion I currently experience
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5367
5376
>>5364
>Appears visibly hurt
"B-b-b-but I'm so good at it...! And I was born in Texas..."
mjNtt
?
No.5368
5373
[18d20 = 175]
Okay, Tracy loses her move aaaaand the ants are attacking.
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5369
5372
gawd these ants suck
Torcuil takes a grazing swipe while Tracy takes a slash across the face (oh yes, deal w/ it Xp).

Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5370
5371
Tracy's up
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5371
5375
>>5370
*hold up soccer ball in front of face to blok slash*
Anonymous
IosaW
?
No.5372
5375
>>5369
>grazing swipe
b-but WHY
Anonymous
6NX1a
?
No.5373
5375
>>5368
infernuis whisper Kek. towards the ants.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
?
No.5374
"Sorry guys... We could've been friends..."
*Takes out spray can and shakes it*

How far are we from the exit?
Anonymous
mjNtt
?
No.5375
5377 5379 5380
>>5371
too late, atk has already landed
You can revise your move if you like.
>>5372
You're asking "why?" in the middle of a fight? Forfeit!
>>5373
And with a resounding "Kek" (though whispered,... which kinda fits when you think about it) waves of ants are not only bowled over, but obliterated. Even the Potato (who I had planned as being a recurring character) is obliterated by the utterance of Kek. The room is now clear except for heaps of ant-goo, a foosball table, and the door leading toward the entrance and "further".
Anonymous
KVaXS
?
No.5376
5378
>>5367
Trumpaladin removes still more legal forms from his pack, and addresses the ants. "I charge you all as EXCLUDABLE, and accordingly, REMOVABLE, for having entered the Pyramid and this land without inspection by an immigration officer at an approved point of entry, pursuant to INA 212a"