/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>5375
thez bring back potato.

>>5376
(the ants in the room are in pieces, revise your statement)

>>5375
No no no, why did I swipe when I casted
Also I guess cancel last spell

>>5375
*light soccer ball on fire and kick it into the advancing crowd of ants*

>>5378
Trump addresses Tracy, "all detainees alleging a defense on the grounds of birthright citizenship have the obligation to produce documents to verify their claim"

>>5377
>>5380
The ants (in the room) r dead. There's no (immediate) threat. I'll assume you didn't do that, cuz you wouldn't needlessly. (or would you?)

>>5381
"I, I, I... I've got a recently-made piece published by my creator, who is a confirmed Texas resident and citizen."

[1d20 = 10]
>>5383
Are there more ants coming?
roll for detection

[1d20 = 11]
>>5384
meant for >>5382

>>5383
"Sorry Tracy, but for children born out of wedlock after 1986, you must have, in addition to the father's acknowledgement of the child as his own, an agreement in writing to for the father support the child until she is 18"

>>5377
"Why should I? Its not like,... oh fine."
She says as she wraps her body in gauze.
"I'm keeping track though," she says as she produces a random-looking stick from her 'back pocket' (non-lewd, its the quiver).
She pokes the potato, and as his body reconstitutes her body splays signs of damage equal to the Potato's (which are extensive, given the spell).
She slumps down, unable to stand effectively, while the Potato awakes with a start.

>>5384
Not immediately, but give it a second

>>5386
>18
We're talking pony years, right?

>>5389
"Somehow I doubt there is court precedent on the subject"

>>5387
Wha

>>5390
"It held up at the marriage licensing office..."

"GASP" says(?) the Potato, while Thez starts gurgling, unable to speak.
"Whatevew happened? I don't know whewe I am! Who awe you people? This isn't my home? I DON'T KNOW WHEWE I AM!" the Potato starts screaming.
"Yghhhhwlelegiiggll," Thez attempts to say.

"I.. I think we should go..!"
*pony ears detect more ants coming*
"Unless any of you idiots have a plan?"

>>5394
Success, there ARE more ants coming, from both sides.
"Ehrweggemend chshsirrlin deill fmruurrdesd," Thez states

>>5393
Uhhh
>kicks potato across the room
>>5394
WHAT ABOUT THEZ

>>5396
no hurt potato

[1d20 = 11]
>>5393
calm down me friend

>>5393
thez you ok?

[1d20 = 8]
Trumpaladin gauges to see whether the new ants coming in are trying to attack or not

>>5396
Thez is more of a lump of flesh then a bipedal organism at this point. I suppose you could describe her as a overly slumped over pile of flesh, but I digress.
"Bdddhch chmurbbbbel kat usssa bieishdee plumr," she almost seems to shrug, except at the moment she lacks motor control.

>>5395
*herbivore ears detect predators on both sides, causing uncontrollable agitation*
"..Ah fuck..!"
>>5402
>Notices perfect opportunity to cut-off tail

She's still quite alive, but don't expect anything particularly dexterous from her at the moment. She's getting better though, she just started moving her leg.

>>5404
Please confirm, you're doing this? You can, unobstructed.

>>5406
*stealth*
*quickly takes tail, and stuffs it in bag, without Thez noticing*

[2d20 = 8]
>>5402
I levitate thez to keep her safe while casting a magic missile to kill ants

>>5407
There is no "without Thez noticing". Its her tail ffs. But, since you done did it,...
Thez's (or rather, the pile of flesh that is weirdly still animate and yet is still Thez) eyes glaze over. The pile becomes still.
At the same time, scores of larger ants pour into both sides of the room, armed with pikes and spears levelled at the party.
The potato screams to the ants "I had nothing to do with it!! This is entwely outside my intentions inand around the hive! PWEASE!" he screams at the incoming ants.

>>5408
You can do one or the other. Me, I'd go with the magic missile.
An advancing ant falls dead

>>5409
me protect you potato!
>ready an attack.

>>5409
>that's going to come back to haunt me
Use "flamethrower" on advancing ants to 'kill it with fire'.

Trump? Tracy? Infernius? Torcuil? Waiting on you (unless you want the ants to have their way with you)

>>5410
I'll do that
What would I have to roll to kill an ant with the potato

>>5413
Trump smites the ants with Vanderiem

[1d20 = 17]
>>5413
I was still using my makeshift flame thrower.

[1d20 = 5]
>>5411
Infernius adopts a stance to protect the Potato (gallant, you may get extra exp in paladin).
>>5412
You have no idea, but the flame-thrower works fine. The ants are not stupid and quickly scramble out of range, but you do buy yourself some time.
>>5415
^_^

[1d20 = 9]
With an exquisite swing,... Trump misses,...

[1d20 = 16]
And then cleaves an ant in twain.

[1d20 = 16]
And then another.

[1d20 = 17]
And then ANOTHER
(Its not a flood, I swear)

[1d20 = 12]
>>5416
I didn't ask you
I roll to throw the potato ass shit bag at an ant

[2d20 = 11]
*focus ears for detection*
How many more ants?
*stabs at nearest ant*

[1d20 = 14]
Still more ants fall to Vandereim under Trump's mighty swings (mighty cleaving is a most effective skill)

[2d20 = 23]
>>5424
Dammit!