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Salty Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.4910
This thread continues the ongoing saga.
For those new/unfamiliar, this particular Game is based on Dungeons and Dragons 3.5ed core rules with more references and add-ons than you can shake the random stick at, and further additions are available upon request.
New players are ALWAYS welcome, but please don't be a faggot (lit or fig).
Previous threads:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1305.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/3460.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4199.html

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Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5579
5580 5582
>>5573
This was an unironic question
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5580
5581 5583
Tweaking some present circuitry, the whole place begins to shudder.
>>5579
I won't say no, but its REAAAAAAALLLLLY not a good idea.
The building continues to quake, slowly lifting its self out of the ground.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5581
5585
>>5580
im protecting thez currently
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5582
5587
>>5579
If this utterance is anything at all like the last time I heard those words spoken - from a distance - an entire pantheon of good and evil is about to converge on this location to do battle. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN"

Trump runs like hell out of the area
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5583
5585
>>5580
>I won't say no, but its REAAAAAAALLLLLY not a good idea.
I what way?
*pocketing of shekels ceases*
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5584
After several minutes of quaking and shaking, with dirt and debris filtering out of the building, the entirety of the pyramid - its self but the pinnacle of a larger crystalline structure - slowly rises out of the ground, coming to rest hovering over the ground at about 100'.
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5585
5586 5587
>>5581
"GET OUT!"
>>5583
"TRACY, YOU FOOL! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, LEAVE!"
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5586
5588 5590
>>5585
no.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5587
5590
>>5582
It's a good thing Nigel didn't play tonight.
>>5585
*runs like heck, deciding no to bother taking Thez's scroll*
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5588
5589
>>5586
*pockets shekels, as she waits for GM to respond*
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5589
>>5578
>>5588

Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5590
5591 5592 5595
>>5586
I guess it's too late for you to escape then? It's been an honor playing with you
>>5587
The fact that he chose words that unironically and literally have the value to do serious harm makes this so much better

Trumpaladin gathers items of value and places them in a wagon lead by an ox, and heads for Port Barry, snatching up Tracy if she came within arms reach in that time
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5591
>>5590
escape from what the building is rising out the ground.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5592
>>5590
"Unf!"
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5593
5594
"You needn't hurry. The building is now ours again, including the spoils (which were ours to begin with, but game resets and all). From here, we can go wherever we need/want. And I, I can fire up the forge!" Lenos says with a wink.
And THAT concludes the session.
The party now has access to literal piles of gold and gems, a variety of strewn about items, not to mention an entire facility (you thought the pyramid was big!) with elements that were not include-able in the upper section.
Yeah, I'll tell you all about it, but Tracy needs to sleep (and so do I). Besides, this thread is well past bump-limit.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5594
>>5593
good game anon.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5595
5597
>>5590
Oh no you don't, you're still in the building! Also, you haven't explored the lower reaches, you'll like what you find there.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5596
5597
I DID say it was blasphemy didn't I? ^_~
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5597
5598
>>5595
Nope! Trump got the hell out. He legit thinks those words can trigger Armageddon
>>5596
I had no idea it was that bad
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5598
>>5597
Just you wait ^\\_/^
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5599
K, I'm out for the night, thanks for everything, its been a blast!
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5600
5601
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Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5601
>>5600
Best filly
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5602
goodnight everypony
IosaW
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No.5603
5604
[1d20 = 7]
>Not using borax based attacks on the queen
Do you even exterminate.
Sorry passed out last night, but I should be good for tonight
Roll to detect any type of magical items in the cave
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5604
>>5603
Oh there's LOTS. Don't feel bad about not being able to play, though technically it is your fault Thez had to speak Blasphemy, as a well placed "Dispel Magic" would have removed the Queen's shield and allowed the party to gang-rape-kill her. No worries though, a wall of force does not block sonic attacks, and like I indicated, Thez wasn't going to leave without her record contract.
The contract doesn't do anything mind you, but it represents her most glowing achievement in the last reset, where she rolled a 20 on her performance check (which, when added to her perform ability, acrobatics, magical embellishments, and such came out to like a 48). It is because of that contract and performance that a good 1/3 of the piles of riches are even there.
Now for some clarification and explanation.
Thez does not think Starlight Glimmer is best pone, but in the infernal realms (where Blasphemy was first molded and crafted), the general perception is that she is. There are entire levels in the Abyss dedicated to Starlight Glimmer, so while Thez doesn't care either way, she does know Blasphemy (and has the infernal nature to make it work).
The teleport lock on the treasury didn't actually belong to the Queen, it is more of a security measure to make sure that no one poofs in and starts jacking shit. Now that the treasury is reclaimed, one can readily go to and from with ease. Atop the treasury up a winding staircase is an expansive fighting ring, designed to train, practice, spar, and whatever. There are holodeck proportions to it so players can practices spells, techniques, strategy, etc. on pseudo-enemies, but usually players use this area to beat eachother about the face and torso.
Down a similar set of stairs from the Treasury, the ordinarily somewhat translucent glass of the tower blackens and takes on a matte-texture. This leads to the Forge (which, btw, is where Lenos is). FOr the record, forging shit is Lenos' favorite thing, and the one thing that he (with exception) will do essentially for free just cuz.
The outside of the building is enspelled to allow one to walk across its surface as though wearing gravity boots or some shit,... just don't jump.
And, because the guy who designed the building - brilliant though he was - was a little off in the head, there is no actual door connecting the upper level and the lower level, one instead has to walk outside the door in the middle (formerly the section of tunnel that connected to the ant hive) and up to the pinnacle where the dais is. The dais was originally the magic user section of the building.
Don't worry, I'm gonna do up the associated maps.
And SPEAKING of maps, since the building is flying now, I'm also going to finish the world map. The building isn't THAT fast, but it allows you to be at Port Barry, or that place to the south, or any adjacent area in a matter of minutes (as opposed to hours by foot, or a half hour by mount).
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5606
5608 5611 5676 5678
The treasury consists of about 30,000 ounces of gold and assorted other precious metals (platinum, silver, copper, bronze, brass, titanium, adamantite, cold iron, etc. etc.), including some golden-steel (sourced from a particular type of enemy that I can personally guarantee will show up at some point) that appears to be giant armor (not of a giant mind you). There's also an assortment of gems very much like that Rarity gem-finding episode. Incidentally, the next time the party sees Thez, her 'outfit' will be much more over-the-top opulent, fashioned to almost look like a pair of jester's tights. with shiny mirrored plates accenting various spots, which themselves look like windows through which you can see cherry-blossoms shifting lazily in the wind, but for now she's still curled up around her contract sleeping most soundly.
As for magic items there are:
A Rod of Cancellation
A Rod of Metamagic - Silent Spell
A Scroll of Water Breathing
A Ring of Improved Jumping
A 30' length of Rope of Entaglement (Hang Yourself!)
2 Golden-Steel Masterwork Bastard swords
1 Golden-Steel Rapier
1 Golden-Steel Orcish Double-Axe
and 1 Golden-Steel Greatsword that's way too big for anyone to use, but also looks like its missing something (technically finished, but technically not).

Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5607
The Golden-steel weapons are all masterwork, but currently non-magical (they'd been crafted but not enchanted at the time of the reset).
Anonymous
IosaW
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No.5608
5609
>>5606
What is a rod of cancellation?
I will take that Rapier and ring of jumping too
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5609
5610 5618
>>5608
Its a 14" rod of graphite appearance that when used (deliberately) will cancel out any magical item of non-artifact status (so it won't work on Vandereim for example).
The ring grants +10 to jump checks.
You're not proficient with rapiers (so -2 to attacks, but with the +1 its only a -1, and it can easily be further augmented).
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5610
>>5609
Only 1x use on the rod tho, it breaks when the magic is expended.
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5611
5612
>>5606
>Thez wants to take a significant number of gems so she can look even more like a ghetto queen
Ah hell no! Every Gem and bar of metal with high exchange value goes towards the missionary effort

Trump proceeds to gather items of value
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5612
5614
>>5611
Lets assume you can stop her for a moment, or that much of it wasn't hers to begin with. Hypothetically speaking.
Where do you plan to store it? We're talking piles here, and an ounce of metal = 4 bits. Meaning, there's about 120000 shekels present.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5613
5614
Furthermore, she doesn't need large gems, she prefers the tiny ones (it gives that sequin-look). Larger gems poke and chafe anyway.
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5614
5615
>>5612
Why the treasury in Port Barry (now the property of the Universal Church of Football), of course!
>>5613
I don't think you understand just how insanely ambitious Trump's plan is
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5615
5616
>>5614
Thats fine,... I still think you're gonna fail though, especially considering that when you guys finally end up at the city where the record contract was signed she can rake in 1k a show without rolling a skill check (and increasingly more if she does) as long as she can change her costume,... but sure knock yourself out. ^_^
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5616
5617
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>>5615
Do not mention the Shrek style references again
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5617
>>5616
Shrek? I don't follow.
Anonymous
IosaW
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No.5618
5619 5620
>>5609
I'm assuming by META-magic you mean summoning 20 sided die to kill enemys, correct me if wrong
I'll take the Meta magic (3 staff limit)
Do any metals or gems have magical properties in D&D? Cause I have no idea
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5619
5622
>>5618
They can, but no one has ever bothered to try yet and I haven't been want to give away juicy bits like that. None of the gems are magical at the moment.
The meta-magic ROD allows the user to cast 3 spells per day silently (either if silenced or if wanting to be sneaky).
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5620
>>5618
Actually, I should clarify. Titanium (Mythril, sorry I said it wrong, but titanium is mythril in D&D) and Adamantite have particular properties. Adamantite is heavier than steel, but twice as hard (which means damage reduction for armor, or negating damage reduction for weapons). Mythril is lighter than steel, and slightly harder (minimal damage reduction, or minimal reduction negation, but vastly less cumbersome. Think frodo's shirt in LOTR).
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5621
Well since I think time is still playing in-universe, Trump has instructed Lenos to take the pyramid to Port Barry, as well as to look out for any Eldridge Abominations summoned by the bait earlier, where he has begun the process of turning Port Barry into the source of man power for later operations. His first act is to contract a stadium-cathedral, besides recruit townsfolk to transfer wealth from the pyramid to the vault of Port Barry
Anonymous
IosaW
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No.5622
5624 5626
>>5619
Oh shit, I'm taking the staff.
I'll take some adamantite and cold iron bars.
Okay sorry,
ROD
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5623
BTW, Adamantite is depleted uranium (no, you don't get radded by using it)
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5624
>>5622
You do realize that you don't have to take it, its called a Treasury cuz thats where you keep resources so they don't wander off until the next time you need them,....
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5625
5627
I mean, you're welcome to do so,... but bars of metal aren't light, and don't carry well. I'm saying you could be in the Mages area and be like "I wanna make a bla-blah" and I'll be like "Sure, you grab it from the treasury and get to crafting"
Anonymous
D7D/M
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No.5626
5628 5630
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>>5622
We're doing so much more with all of this than just a few staffs. We're creating an entire military-industrial-complex
Anonymous
IosaW
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No.5627
5629
>>5625
I'm
a
fucking
idiot
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5628
5631
>>5626
Okay, that's an idea Thez would actually be down for, and upon hearing that she'll be okay with not having a new wardrobe (she will borrow stuff for concerts tho).
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5629
5630
>>5627
No worries, this isn't the first time I've had this discussion. ^_~