This thread continues the ongoing saga.
For those new/unfamiliar, this particular Game is based on Dungeons and Dragons 3.5ed core rules with more references and add-ons than you can shake the random stick at, and further additions are available upon request.
New players are ALWAYS welcome, but please don't be a faggot (lit or fig).
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>Feels fine, having already made a peace-offering to the ants.
>>5014*brushes across leg, like a cat
>>5016*trump shakes his head*
"damn 'sovereign citizens'"
>>5017>>5015It would please me to bring more peace offerings\r
>>5018*gives up*
So, where is our merry crew of 3 going
also gm, when you get back can I please have that list of staff powers?Gm, you okay?
>>5019The long term goal, besides converting all of the inhabitants of this world to the one true football, is to kill the Terrasque. But before that, we need to uncover all of the powers of the Pyramid, and all of the secrets of the past party. To do that, we need the manual contained in the boiler room (or whatever) near the treasury at the bottom of the pyramid. For some reason the entrance is blocked off through the pyramid itself, and the only way to it is through the ant colony, hence why we are there. As for how we get through the ant colony, I think we just pay them off and see if they let us pass
>>5020So, when ya gonna put me down?
>>5021I don't know, when are you going to commit to going inside the ant colony?
>>5022>dubs*sigh*
I am at the will of the meme magic
I'll go
>>5020>[cuddling intensifies]"Well, those bugs *huff* did invite us to come visit them. It could be a trick though.."
>>5020they arent all gonna worship football. not while infenuis here.
>>5024*Trump takes notice of the Blue One*
"You find those horses already?"
Be prepared to purge heretics if necessary >>5028>*snuggles*"~Nnnh.. Yeah, that shoundn't be a problem anymore."
>>5029"Well it's a problem for me if I don't have either a quick means of transportation or the money I spent on the horses"
>>5030>relaxed"Don't worry, Flashy. All the mount positions are filled."
>>5033*looks at the blue one puzzled*
"What?"
>>5035What ever happened to the unicorn?
>>5034>pic>>5035"I found new horses. There shouldn't be any problems now."
>snuggle>>5036Still in the stables (but you don't know that). GM said she was there to keep me from murdering the hoers again.......
>>5036So apparently your horse was never a unicorn. As for the ghost/god/demon thing, I am not sure. It probably disappeared>>5037"what? New horses? Where?"
>>5037>>5038No no no, I know my horse wasnt one, I mean the one tracy fought
>>5040>foughtUnicorn was too OP to call that a fight. She teleported into the stables, and is still there.
>>5039"what?"
Trump heads on to the stables
>>5045How about we let the unicorn decide?
>>5047>Giving women the right to chooseYou know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful mares - I just start riding them them. It's like a magnet. Just ride. Don't even wait. And when you're a Paladin, they let you do it. You can do anything.
>>5049I tried: it doesn't work.
>>5026half worship football, half worship hitler(through many denominations, sound good?
>>5050Try taking her out furniture shopping
>>5053If that'll let me stab that cunt, I'll give it a shot.
>>5052All worship Football, All worship Hitler
>>5056I'm going to hit the hay too.....
>>5059>still not sure what habbened, cuz no news reports or w/eSorry if it turns out to be a nothing-burger. Friggin' exhausted though. Off next three days so I'll be all up innit. Sorry, but 'night.
>>5060Apparently a fire broke out in the hills (dense forest) and the parade of emergency vehicles was rapid response to see that it didn't turn into something serious.