/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

[1d20 = 2]
Trump is on a roll. Every roll that is over 10 equals another kill and another strike

>>5425
Can I attack on auto too?

>>5427
Ahh, too bad. After felling (what is it, 5?) ants, Trump comes to rest.

>>5429
Normally no, that's a feat based on Vandereim (imagine a giant chisel, that when swing just kinda goes through things, thats what Vandereim is)

[1d20 = 12]
>>5428
OH FUCK YOU
Why do you care about the tuber?

>>5428
That's a level 5 spell, you're level 2.

>>5432
he seem like good person.

The area IS more clear now, and Thez is almost speaking in detectable syllables.
"UUuu mfummm plllllusks!"

>>5428
The potato has retreated into the ants, but you can still cast cryostasis if you like (or decide another move)

>>5425
>>5421
>>5420
>>5422
Not having yet liberated enough ants from their corporeal bondage, Trump takes another swing of his mighty Vanderiem the latter plays "Scotland the Brave"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE

>>5436
How do levels work in this game? I thought we were all level 2?

[1d20 = 5]
Continues to slash next biggest ant

[1d20 = 13]
>>5442
Fuck!

>>5438
Damn acidental post
Can I finally get my shit agknowledged for once?
Roll for magic missile
>>5439
Man, And I almost learned to play thaton bagpipes
at least I can play on my ukulele

[1d20 = 18]
takes another slash

[1d20 = 18]
>>5436
i cast mass blindness on the ants.

[1d20 = 3]
>>5444
And I fucked up my die roll

[1d20 = 7]
>>5447
kek

*combine slashes with fire, to burn ants after wounding them (using both hooves and maw)*

[1d20 = 10]
>>5448
Awww
keeps slashing

[1d20 = 13]
Can I set any of these ants on fire?
>shouts to others
"So, what's the plan? Are we gonna just stand here and keep this charade going until we drop, or do we leave with Thez and Bubbles??

[1d20 = 2]
GM?!
*continues assault*

>>5451
Fuck me!

[1d20 = 9]
>>5450
"What happened to Thez and who is bubbles?"

Slashes!

>>5453
"Thez currently looks like some kind pile of slowly-regenerating hamburger: spell backfired or something. Bubbles is the weirdo who led us in: looks like the ants were controlling him!"
*moves towards Thez to start dragging her*

[1d20 = 6]
>>5454
>>5453
trump have plan?

K.
>>5441
Everyone is currently lvl 12
>>5444
Another ant falls dead (there's still like 12 tho)
>>5446
Success! The ants are blinded!
Okay from this point, the room is cleared again (due to ant blindness and murder).
Sorry 4 delay.
Room is TECHNICALLY non-hostile, but don't bet on it.

>>5455
"Knock that retard (Bubbles) out before he hurts himself!
Retreat?!"

Thez is starting to almost pick herself upright "Brr curfuk whet oo whesh furrr" she says, slowly bringing herself afoot.

[1d20 = 19]
>>5456
do i see potato?

[1d20 = 19]
>>5454
"Thez can take it, and I think we knew bubbles was of the ants to begin with."

>>5455
"I would have prefered not to fight, but it looks like our only real option now is to kill every single ant. I don't know if that can be practically done here. I would say kill the queen, but we simple have no idea where the queen is. In the mean time, so long as we can hold them off, we may as well proceed towards the Treasury"

Slashes

>>5460
"Whatever you say, Flashy!"
>Triple wields
>Prepares for battle

[1d20 = 8]
>>5461
*slashes nearest ant*

[1d20 = 17]
>>5463
>tfw I'm being punished for making a soccer ball
*slashes again*

[1d20 = 20]
slashes ants

[1d20 = 7]
>>5464
again

[1d20 = 3]
>>5466
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
again

[1d20 = 13]
>>5460
Another slash!

[1d20 = 16]
>>5468
Another!

[1d20 = 17]
>>5467
>fml
slash, combined with fire, for residual damages

[1d20 = 16]
>>5469
Another!

"Everyone, proceed downward along this path, it goes to the treasury"

[1d20 = 14]
>>5471
Another!

I can keep slashing if it's higher then a 10 right?

[1d20 = 18]
>>5472
Another!

[1d20 = 4]
>>5470
Use fire to open path towards treasury can I get any intimidation boosts from my Bandit quirks?

[1d20 = 19]
more

>>5474
nope...

[1d20 = 1]
>>5473
Another!