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Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.4910
This thread continues the ongoing saga.
For those new/unfamiliar, this particular Game is based on Dungeons and Dragons 3.5ed core rules with more references and add-ons than you can shake the random stick at, and further additions are available upon request.
New players are ALWAYS welcome, but please don't be a faggot (lit or fig).
Previous threads:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1305.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2421.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/3460.html
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4199.html

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Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5062
5071
>>5011
No, Thez is entirely female and lacking anything resembling a benis. She does get kinky w/ her tail tho.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5063
5064
>>5061
>lacking anything resembling a benis
Not anymore she doesn't.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5064
Okay, there is now 2 hoers in the stable, one a majestic and regal unicorn that could theoretically be grabbed by the horn, though Tracy tried to cut it OFF, which it would have none of. The other is the previously murdered yet somehow present and very disposed against Tracy ninja-hoers. I'm sure that will be explained in time.
>>5063
Oh? I don't recommend attempting to cut it off if that's what you're thinking.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5065
*the tail
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5066
5067
If you like, I can go into exquisite detail about Thez and her accoutrements (many of which are magical and relate to her evolution as a player/villain, yes she has performed as a villain on several occasions) but suffice to say that if successful, cutting her tail off would result in a specific turn of events that would be adverse in the least.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5067
5068
>>5066
Nah... And it wasn't her tail.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5068
5069 5086
>>5067
Now I'm confused
>inb4 cheek
And for Torcuil:
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/3460.html#q3647
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5069
5070
>>5068
>not just linking to the post
>>3647 →
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5070
>>5069
That was a subtle Xp
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5071
5072
>>5062
>She does get kinky w/ her tail tho.
Infernuis get tail pegged?
Ouch.
>>5061
im glad you're alright gm anon
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5072
5073 5075
>>5071
I'm surrounded by a town, I'm the last to be in danger. I appreciate your concern though, the sudden cacophony of sirens was a little alarming.
>pegged
I never described what happened.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5073
5074
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>>5072
You said my asshole hurt, i can only ASSume.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5074
5077
>>5073
I'm sure it was the tacos.
Anonymous
wqe6n
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No.5075
5076
>>5072
It was pretty heavily implied.
Also, stop fapping to >no hooves futa porn.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5076
>>5075
Great advice, but thanks to horsepussy I've been nofap for months now.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5077
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>>5074
>Oh that explains everything.
Anonymous
Zl1xz
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No.5078
5079 5085
Can I be a Wizard with a level 1 Cloistered Cleric dip?
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5079
5080
>>5078
I won't say no, but I would like to know how you might explain that working? I mean, clerical magic is submissive, while wizardry (do you mean wizard or sorcerer, cuz they're different; sorcerer is inherent magic, wizard is songs, dances, diagrams, components) is dominant.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5080
5081
>>5079
I think you scared him.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5081
5110
>>5080
I hope not, that wasn't my intention. I don't know if he intended to, but he touched on a philosophical point that is often overlooked, gaming or otherwise. Again, I haven't said no, but its not a "Sure go ahead" type of scenario.
Anonymous
wqe6n
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No.5082
5083 5084
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Do minotaurs come in different bovine breeds?
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5083
5087
>>5082
Probably.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5084
5090
>>5082
Probably is the best answer. I mean, are we talking MLP canon, mythological, etc? There's only been 1 minotaur in MLP so there's nothing to derive from there, and mythologically speaking there's only one particular example I can think of. This begs the question of whether minotaurs are a chimera of sorts, or whether they are an evolutionary species. I'm inclined to say "Yes", but they're so few and far between that I would instead table the question with a "I'll answer that when the next minotaur shows up.
You asked
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5085
5088
>>5078
Come back. Its not that scary i promise.

Anonymous
IosaW
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No.5086
>>5068
Thx
Anonymous
wqe6n
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No.5087
5090
>>5083
Infernius should be a Nazi cow, in respect to all of the ones who got shoahed into sausages a couple years back.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/01/07/aggressive-nazi-bred-cows-caused-havoc-on-a-modern-farm/?utm_term=.ae22c62db7cb
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heck_cattle#Controversy
>Behavior isn't genetic! Stop being racist!
>You have to shoah almost every one of these Nazi cows, because they're irrationally violent and one of them killed a Jew!
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5088
>>5085
Scary no, disturbing,...? ^_~
Seriously though, the cleric/wizard question is one I often get when I am inviting new players so I'll expound a bit. Wizardry is its own field of specialty that requires rigorous hours and intensity to be able to effectively work/master. It involves countless hours of study, experimentation, and ingenuity. Conversely, Sorcery involves reaching within one's self to determine one's full capacity, in spite of differing potential (and prescription) from the society the character inhabits. Simply, wiz/soc's are entirely sovereign in their practices and disposition. Clerics on the other hand spend the majority of their time and effort seeking to be closer to a God/ideal, which is largely prescribed. Many examples exist of clerics and priests who slough off the established doctrines, but all in favor of determining the mindset/desires of the chosen/sponsoring deity. Again, this is submissive (not being derisive with that) and runs contrary to the alternative.
In my experience, peeps who want to play both are often trying to have the best of both worlds without really getting into what makes a cleric, wizard, or sorcerer so the standard answer is no (excepting a damn good reason).
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5089
5092
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K, so since everyone is somewhere in the vicinity I'm going to state at the outset that I'm NOT going to exhaustively map the anthill, pic related (inverted for proper perspective). The amount of area the players will actually venture vs. the whole of the anthill is minute. There will be basic "You're here, there's these exits", and depending on choices you may find yourself winding back and forth (not excessively, that's just boring). Having said, I am going to attempt to authentically portray the environment while making it enjoyable for the players.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5090
5091 5094
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>>5087
>tfw my paint program sucks and i cant recolor a cow.
I like the breed.
>>5084
Do you care if im a heck gm?

Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5091
>>5090
Oh heck
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5092
5093
>>5089
Am i at the dais yet or no?
>>5058

Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5093
>>5092
Yep. AFAIK everyone (except maybe Tracy) has made their way to the pyramid. Players are welcome to decline,... but that's the best place to be unless I'm gonna have to do more frantic mapping and deciding that will probably be inconsistent or non-compelling.
Anonymous
wqe6n
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No.5094
5095
>>5090
They really are beautiful, even if they have genocidal tendencies:
>Some of Derek Gow's cows terrified him. "If I was standing here and some of the more aggressive ones were in this field, and they could see me, then they would come right across now and try and kill you," he told the BBC. Those cows would charge "with every intention of wiping you off the face of this Earth," he said from his farm.
Coming from the guy who owned them.
It's actually quite the interesting article. They were wild cows with ancient roots, coming from a project to breed-back the extinct Auroach cows.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5095
5096
>>5094
It makes perfect sense too, given that Minotaurs are predisposed to chaos (usually evil, but exceptions) and are particularly large and often brutal.
Anonymous
wqe6n
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No.5096
5097 5098
>>5095
Yeah. A minotaur, just by default, is already imbued with quirks from the "beast" archetype; having massive, non-human bodies and charging into their enemies.
I never imagined a Minotaur cleric before, but Nazi cleric really does work in this case.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5097
5099
>>5096
It goes great with Kord, a chaos god of war and battle, not dissimilar to Thor (or Odin for that matter).
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5098
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>>5096
Heil hoofler.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5099
5100
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>>5097
You mean rockwell!
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5100
5102
>>5099
Technically, I mean every archetypal icon which represents the same thing, but yes Rockwell.
Mrs. Sentry
wqe6n
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No.5101
5103
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Is there any other way I can enhance my equipment or whatnot to increase my stats or range of abilities?
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5102
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>>5100

Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5103
5104 5106
>>5101
Of course, but I only know for certain of one person in the mix who can craft objects like you describe, and you'll have to make it worth his while.
Anonymous
wqe6n
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No.5104
5105
>>5103
I'll try that later then.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5105
>>5104
Don't worry, I've already worked out a more 'reasonable' alternative. He'll be along shortly.
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5106
5107
>>5103
Ifernuis want magic cock ring.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5107
5108
>>5106
Funny enough, its not the first time. Can do, but you don't get any more rings just 'cuz (only 2 magic rings can be active at any time).
Anonymous
6NX1a
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No.5108
5109
>>5107
Thats fair.
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5109
>>5108
Beware of overly friendly whores, that's all I'm gonna say.
Anonymous
Zl1xz
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No.5110
5111
>>5081
He was an orphan raised in a monastery, but he sucked at the combat stuff and only really wanted greater knowledge and greater power. Sure, he'd be Good, but he didn't see the point in being super religious about it. He ended up becoming a Cloistered Cleric. But it still wasn't for him, and he made the leader of a monastery he used to study at hate him with all the questions and logical thought and stuff, so he spent years studying in secret, pretending to be focused on holy studied. He eventually dropped out and became a Wizard as soon as he was old enough.

Now, if anyone asks, he tells people he's a wizard, and makes up some bullshit about studying alone in some farm's attic in return for aiding with the crops if anyone presses him on a backstory. If anyone questions his occasional Cleric spell or how he can do things normally only possible for Cloistered Clerics of Time and Animals, he says, in his own words, "I'm a very good Wizard".
Anonymous
mjNtt
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No.5111
5112
>>5110
Sounds good. Got a name? ^_^