Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Muh lunch scene!
*fishes skull-plates out of armor*
*throws them in the entertron*
*treats fire-giants to lunch*
*fishes skull-plates out of armor*
*throws them in the entertron*
*treats fire-giants to lunch*
>>40608
They're not that much bigger than Infernius, and she's just treating them to lunch.
*hands-out meat buns*
They're not that much bigger than Infernius, and she's just treating them to lunch.
*hands-out meat buns*
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>>40627
How the fuck do we fight lichs and an army of undead, and the result is that an NPC character who didn't participate in combat gets a free unicorn horn?
How the fuck do we fight lichs and an army of undead, and the result is that an NPC character who didn't participate in combat gets a free unicorn horn?
>>40590
I want a silver dragon who takes the form of a cute grey earth pony of a character class we don't have
I want a silver dragon who takes the form of a cute grey earth pony of a character class we don't have
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>>40637
I don't want a barbarian. I want something civilized. But you can take a cohort the same way I can
I don't want a barbarian. I want something civilized. But you can take a cohort the same way I can
>>40639
Sorcerer makes the most sense, because Silvers have insanely high mental scores that would absolutely help a sorcerer, more so than any other class. My character also lacks offensive spell casting ability. Most of all, I could use a sorcerer pony to help make potions and scrolls, and then sell them.
I kind of want a business partner. Like she's being introduced to the wonderful world of capitalism, and learning how to acquire wealth and power and status that way
Sorcerer makes the most sense, because Silvers have insanely high mental scores that would absolutely help a sorcerer, more so than any other class. My character also lacks offensive spell casting ability. Most of all, I could use a sorcerer pony to help make potions and scrolls, and then sell them.
I kind of want a business partner. Like she's being introduced to the wonderful world of capitalism, and learning how to acquire wealth and power and status that way
>>40646
"yea we doing good, we even picked out name for baby."me am a bit worried about mixing races though me hope baby is fine."
"yea we doing good, we even picked out name for baby."me am a bit worried about mixing races though me hope baby is fine."
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>>40676
"me sorry for being rude and not asking earlier. me thought trumpalidin was name."
> I just don't hate Jews
"y-you like jews?"
"me sorry for being rude and not asking earlier. me thought trumpalidin was name."
> I just don't hate Jews
"y-you like jews?"
>>40677
"And for three months I thought there was no "n" in your name. It's okay, call me Trumpaladin. I don't like me very much anyways"
"Eh, why not?"
\r
"And for three months I thought there was no "n" in your name. It's okay, call me Trumpaladin. I don't like me very much anyways"
"Eh, why not?"
\r
>>40687
"Sure, Flashy.."
*resumes humping leg*
"So long as you'll be ready to settle down once I'm ready to givebirth to our foal."
"Sure, Flashy.."
*resumes humping leg*
"So long as you'll be ready to settle down once I'm ready to givebirth to our foal."
Gosh I'm sick...
I'm going to bed. Might get up again later if I feel better.
I'm going to bed. Might get up again later if I feel better.
>>40694
"I lived in the great and noble United States, in many places, mostly across the old south. I spent much of my life trying to hold the line on the Texas border"
"I lived in the great and noble United States, in many places, mostly across the old south. I spent much of my life trying to hold the line on the Texas border"
>>40696
"Difficult to describe. Imagine freedom and opportunity, in their noblest forms as ideas, and an entire country built around that"
"Difficult to describe. Imagine freedom and opportunity, in their noblest forms as ideas, and an entire country built around that"
>>40698
"Well that's something of a philosophical question, now isn't it. That's okay, I may as well put my philosophical studies to use.
Freedom, in it's basest, simplest form, is the lack of inhibition. That is, that no one is preventing you from doing that which you want to do. But any animal in the forest enjoys that sort of freedom, yet no person of worth would chose to live like an animal. No, we did better than that. We created a freedom fit for Man. The freedom to become the best person you can possibly be. The freedom to put your talents to use, the freedom to create, and the freedom to enjoy the fruits of your own work. The freedom to build prosperity for yourself and your family. The Hope that you may leave for your children a better life than was left for you. The hope that you too, though perhaps starting as a poor, underclass immigrant in new land, may one day become a legend"
"Well that's something of a philosophical question, now isn't it. That's okay, I may as well put my philosophical studies to use.
Freedom, in it's basest, simplest form, is the lack of inhibition. That is, that no one is preventing you from doing that which you want to do. But any animal in the forest enjoys that sort of freedom, yet no person of worth would chose to live like an animal. No, we did better than that. We created a freedom fit for Man. The freedom to become the best person you can possibly be. The freedom to put your talents to use, the freedom to create, and the freedom to enjoy the fruits of your own work. The freedom to build prosperity for yourself and your family. The Hope that you may leave for your children a better life than was left for you. The hope that you too, though perhaps starting as a poor, underclass immigrant in new land, may one day become a legend"
>>40700
Well, for starters, I didn't know what the hell I was doing when I started, and i think Paladin was just suggested to me so I went with it. But I like the lawful alignment, and while I'm peeved at times by how weak the Paladin class feels compared to some other classes, I am not sure I regret playing one
Well, for starters, I didn't know what the hell I was doing when I started, and i think Paladin was just suggested to me so I went with it. But I like the lawful alignment, and while I'm peeved at times by how weak the Paladin class feels compared to some other classes, I am not sure I regret playing one
>>40702
"Anyone can take office who meets the requirements, is voted in under the relevant procedures, and takes the oath. Tests of religion are prohibited"
"Anyone can take office who meets the requirements, is voted in under the relevant procedures, and takes the oath. Tests of religion are prohibited"
>>40703
"ha you think "jew" is just a religion? i bet you think they arent all evil either. then this freedom is highly corruptible."
"ha you think "jew" is just a religion? i bet you think they arent all evil either. then this freedom is highly corruptible."
>>40701
*rises from the dead*
It's one of the variant Paladin's in Unearthed Arcana. They're just like regular Paladins except muh freedom.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Freedom_Class_Features
..Now that I think of it, I guess you're more of a Lawful type anyway....
*dies once more*
*rises from the dead*
It's one of the variant Paladin's in Unearthed Arcana. They're just like regular Paladins except muh freedom.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Freedom_Class_Features
..Now that I think of it, I guess you're more of a Lawful type anyway....
*dies once more*
>>40707
take some Tylenol.
>>40706
"are you being serous? they have caused every war in war in Equestrian history. and since me dont have any books about america i can only assume its the same with your dimension. and that your history is being manipulated by a few jews in high places in your government."
take some Tylenol.
>>40706
"are you being serous? they have caused every war in war in Equestrian history. and since me dont have any books about america i can only assume its the same with your dimension. and that your history is being manipulated by a few jews in high places in your government."
>>40707
>>40707
*Pets Tracy's faggot*
I'm immune to disease, so I can't really say I understand your situation...
>>40708
"Do you even have Ashkenazim in Equestria?
I can tell you that the people who fucked us over, mostly, were the white male Christians we trusted - we chose - to protect us. Their insistence they were good Christian did not help us when they flooded the country with poor immigrants"
>>40707
*Pets Tracy's faggot*
I'm immune to disease, so I can't really say I understand your situation...
>>40708
"Do you even have Ashkenazim in Equestria?
I can tell you that the people who fucked us over, mostly, were the white male Christians we trusted - we chose - to protect us. Their insistence they were good Christian did not help us when they flooded the country with poor immigrants"
>>40710
"yes the (((griffions))) are from the area you speak of." Reeeeeeeeeee mien fuhrer was christian."
"yes the (((griffions))) are from the area you speak of." Reeeeeeeeeee mien fuhrer was christian."
>>40711
"Griffons, you say? Well, we may sooner or later want to look for some in the mountains. I found another mountain range north of here while hunting with Tracy a few days ago. I've been meaning to go Dragon hunting anyways.
Did thy Fuhrer let ten million Mexicans just walk over?"
"Griffons, you say? Well, we may sooner or later want to look for some in the mountains. I found another mountain range north of here while hunting with Tracy a few days ago. I've been meaning to go Dragon hunting anyways.
Did thy Fuhrer let ten million Mexicans just walk over?"
>>40712
"no he didnt. he got rid of they invaders for his neighbors."
"Me love monster hunting, me used to do it all the time when me was in the mountains were me went after me was banished."
"no he didnt. he got rid of they invaders for his neighbors."
"Me love monster hunting, me used to do it all the time when me was in the mountains were me went after me was banished."
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[1d20+15 = 20]
>>40718
>seductive tone
"Of course you can, ~Flashy"
Sleight Of Hand to remove his pants while he's distracted eating.
>>40718
>seductive tone
"Of course you can, ~Flashy"
Sleight Of Hand to remove his pants while he's distracted eating.
Torc's door bursts out with a explosion. Out walks a singed wizard.
"Hey eejits, the fuck are you guys doing?"
"Hey eejits, the fuck are you guys doing?"
>>40719
Reeeeeeee!
*Looks at her in a way that shows his suspicion of her*
*Full of apprehension, he takes a bite*
Reeeeeeee!
*Looks at her in a way that shows his suspicion of her*
*Full of apprehension, he takes a bite*
>>40721
*Stands up with no pants on*
*pulls sword, since weapons belt is on but pants are not*
"Who the hell just burst in!"
*Stands up with no pants on*
*pulls sword, since weapons belt is on but pants are not*
"Who the hell just burst in!"
>>40715
"yes but he fell under the weight of (((communist jews))) and (((capitalist jews))) working together, do you know what the (((griffons))) did to the pony and Minotaur women in Germaneigh?""
"yes but he fell under the weight of (((communist jews))) and (((capitalist jews))) working together, do you know what the (((griffons))) did to the pony and Minotaur women in Germaneigh?""
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[1d20 = 18]
>>40728
>Combat stance
Oh no you don't. She's got you flat-footed and (partly) unarmored.
~Sneak Attack!
>>40728
>Combat stance
Oh no you don't. She's got you flat-footed and (partly) unarmored.
~Sneak Attack!
>>40728
"well all of the men died holding off (((them))), so the woman were brutally raped and when the reds drank to much and couldn't get it up they raped them with bottles."
the sad part is this actually happend look up the rape of Berlin
"well all of the men died holding off (((them))), so the woman were brutally raped and when the reds drank to much and couldn't get it up they raped them with bottles."
the sad part is this actually happend look up the rape of Berlin
>>40739
While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself
"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself
"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
>>40743
You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?
*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?
*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
>>40759
*kisses*
>'Shhhh now.. Let the dumb Bull tell his story, while I relieve some of that stress that's been bugging you lately...'
*kisses*
>'Shhhh now.. Let the dumb Bull tell his story, while I relieve some of that stress that's been bugging you lately...'
>>40768
*bouncing intensifies*
>'I know I love you more than anything, ~Flashy..!
>'You even made me a mommy: the only thing I ever wanted.. None could ever explain how much I love you..'
>'I I can feel our love growing inside me every day. Growing bigger, stronger, hotter.. I can feel it right now.. Can you feel it Flashy?'
*bouncing intensifies*
>'I know I love you more than anything, ~Flashy..!
>'You even made me a mommy: the only thing I ever wanted.. None could ever explain how much I love you..'
>'I I can feel our love growing inside me every day. Growing bigger, stronger, hotter.. I can feel it right now.. Can you feel it Flashy?'
>>40772
>"Against my stomach, yes, just a little. He's got a long ways to go though in his development"
>"Against my stomach, yes, just a little. He's got a long ways to go though in his development"
>>40768
"do you know the federal reserve inst a government facility its owned by the (((Rothschilds)))"
"do you know the federal reserve inst a government facility its owned by the (((Rothschilds)))"
>>40784
"Well I know that, but it's necessary to have a central bank to maintain a stable money supply"
"Well I know that, but it's necessary to have a central bank to maintain a stable money supply"
>>40783
>'Sometimes, I worry for the future of our family.. if our foal got hurt, or you had to leave.. it's frightening...'
*Hugs tightly*
>'Don't ever go away..!'
*Grinds at breakneck speed*
>'Sometimes, I worry for the future of our family.. if our foal got hurt, or you had to leave.. it's frightening...'
*Hugs tightly*
>'Don't ever go away..!'
*Grinds at breakneck speed*
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"they all "happen" to be jewish."
>>40791
Reading that shit is a great way to redpill yourself on how kikes see the world. This is what they read to their kids.
Reading that shit is a great way to redpill yourself on how kikes see the world. This is what they read to their kids.
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>>40802
"I would never let anything get between us, Flashy."
*Nestles head against chest*
[Peaceful pony noises]
*Gradually dozes off on lap*
Faggot goes to bed.
"I would never let anything get between us, Flashy."
*Nestles head against chest*
[Peaceful pony noises]
*Gradually dozes off on lap*
Faggot goes to bed.
>>40800
"(((they))) lie about the fuhrer say he gassed them all, that why me want to as them all and they killed rockwell."
"(((they))) lie about the fuhrer say he gassed them all, that why me want to as them all and they killed rockwell."
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