Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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You've heard of Elf on Shelf, right?
>>39529
Ding
Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Ding
Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Not just that either, its cuz it already has the artist's "sweet sweet soulcoin"
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
>>39520
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
>>39538
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
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>>39536
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
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>>39546
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
[7d6 = 25]
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
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Trump survives the fall, but not without injury. Unicorn #647's corpse falls sickeningly nearby. I'll put them somewhere in the midst of the Port, given that they were(?) headed back to the tower.
>>39559
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
For the record, this was not my idea. I'm not trying to shift blame, I'm giving credit; this was a brilliant plot device
Tracy lands in the forest, and immediately begins running amok scorching the ground-cover beneath her, intent on turning the wood into a total hellscape.
>>39570
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
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>>39570
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
>>39576
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
>>39578
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure
>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo
Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo
Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?
>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure
>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo
Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo
Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?
>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
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>>39592
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
>>39581
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).
>>39590
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Okay fine, Tracy's faggot can do the burn thing but he's getting blamed if this ends up fucking us over in some notable way, and no using it for anything that actually has a purpose
Tracy is still scorching the meadow, on the eyes and ears peeled for nearby creatures.
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>>39611
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
>>39615
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
>>39616
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"
Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....
Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"
Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....
Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
>>39621
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
>>39625
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture
>>39624
[impatient nightmare noises]
*Continues tiny terrorist attacks across the meadow, scorching the area and killing everything in sight*
[impatient nightmare noises]
*Continues tiny terrorist attacks across the meadow, scorching the area and killing everything in sight*
>>39626
>Obviously panicked
Casts Calm Emotions from the scroll
Only after this is accomplished, he says to her
"Evidently you were used as the body double for a different target. You were killed when you were mistaken for her. You have been resurrected by the power of the Football. I do not intend to harm you. Now, can you tell me who you are?"
>Obviously panicked
Casts Calm Emotions from the scroll
Only after this is accomplished, he says to her
"Evidently you were used as the body double for a different target. You were killed when you were mistaken for her. You have been resurrected by the power of the Football. I do not intend to harm you. Now, can you tell me who you are?"
>>39627
If you're intent on burning the whole forest and meadow and grove and shit down, I'm gonna have to interject. Tracy would not succeed at that without intervention, but I'm not yet sure what that intervention would be cuz I don't have "burning shit down" in my list of plausible scenarios lesson learned. So if that's her aim, I do have to pause in that part of the world. I'm not saying she can't, I'm saying "gimme a night's rest to figure out what happens next".
>>39628
"I was tasked by another unicorn and a strange fellow in w weirdly-patterned robe to stay in place, hold vigil, and act as though I was minding the situation. No one mentioned getting killed. Who are you? I know you asked first, but since I'm in this clear tube and you have me at your mercy, I think its proper that you introduce yourself first."
If you're intent on burning the whole forest and meadow and grove and shit down, I'm gonna have to interject. Tracy would not succeed at that without intervention, but I'm not yet sure what that intervention would be cuz I don't have "burning shit down" in my list of plausible scenarios lesson learned. So if that's her aim, I do have to pause in that part of the world. I'm not saying she can't, I'm saying "gimme a night's rest to figure out what happens next".
>>39628
"I was tasked by another unicorn and a strange fellow in w weirdly-patterned robe to stay in place, hold vigil, and act as though I was minding the situation. No one mentioned getting killed. Who are you? I know you asked first, but since I'm in this clear tube and you have me at your mercy, I think its proper that you introduce yourself first."
*scorches meadow*
*burns trees*
*slaughters local wildlife*
*empties-out 1-gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the ground*
>>39629
>intervention
She's been trying to lure Troll out this whole time.
*burns trees*
*slaughters local wildlife*
*empties-out 1-gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the ground*
>>39629
>intervention
She's been trying to lure Troll out this whole time.
>>39629
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump. I am part of a group tasked with defending this city. As you can see we have only been moderately successful at it... Through a bizarre and humiliating set of circumstances I made a pact to kill a specific unicorn, the one who tasked you to stand there. She's a known troll. Make no mistake, she knew we were coming, she knew what would happen to you... Anyways, you're in a special device in the infirmary of our base. You were dead for a while. I can let you out of the tube if you won't run or attack me"
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump. I am part of a group tasked with defending this city. As you can see we have only been moderately successful at it... Through a bizarre and humiliating set of circumstances I made a pact to kill a specific unicorn, the one who tasked you to stand there. She's a known troll. Make no mistake, she knew we were coming, she knew what would happen to you... Anyways, you're in a special device in the infirmary of our base. You were dead for a while. I can let you out of the tube if you won't run or attack me"
>>39630
>luring Troll
That will fail, spoiler alert. What will happen is other parties 'interested in the grove, forest, and surrounding areas' will take interest. It is to that end I'm saying "lets pause for the moment".
>chocolate milk
Wut?
>>39631
"Oh I remember you. If I'm not mistaken, you were the first to strike. I'll stay here, if you don't mind my saying."
>luring Troll
That will fail, spoiler alert. What will happen is other parties 'interested in the grove, forest, and surrounding areas' will take interest. It is to that end I'm saying "lets pause for the moment".
>chocolate milk
Wut?
>>39631
"Oh I remember you. If I'm not mistaken, you were the first to strike. I'll stay here, if you don't mind my saying."
>>39632
>chocolate milk
Old 4chan joke. Intentionally pilling chocolate milk is an act of pure, unfiltered ebil.
>Won't show up when a bloodthirsty fiend is burning down the forest and mercilessly attacking the local wildlife
Some Cleric she is...
>chocolate milk
Old 4chan joke. Intentionally pilling chocolate milk is an act of pure, unfiltered ebil.
>Won't show up when a bloodthirsty fiend is burning down the forest and mercilessly attacking the local wildlife
Some Cleric she is...
>>39632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y
"That's me!
That's alright then. I'll tell you again that I do not actually want you dead, and that I was only compelled into the pact to attack the other unicorn because of... I don't want to talk about it. If you don't trust me, that's fine.
But first, I must say I am curious. In the months I've been here, you're only the third unicorn I've seen here. I thought they were... well, as rare as unicorns. What is your name, and who are you?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y
"That's me!
That's alright then. I'll tell you again that I do not actually want you dead, and that I was only compelled into the pact to attack the other unicorn because of... I don't want to talk about it. If you don't trust me, that's fine.
But first, I must say I am curious. In the months I've been here, you're only the third unicorn I've seen here. I thought they were... well, as rare as unicorns. What is your name, and who are you?"
>>39636
Trumpaladin's eyes light up
"How long have you been here? What is the last thing you remember?"
Trumpaladin's eyes light up
"How long have you been here? What is the last thing you remember?"
>>39633
>tfw you start destroying things randomly and attacking innocents to lure the hero out of hiding, but she still doesn't show up to your challenge
[sad supervillain noises]
*lays curls up in a smoldering pile of her own fiendish flame*
>tfw you start destroying things randomly and attacking innocents to lure the hero out of hiding, but she still doesn't show up to your challenge
[sad supervillain noises]
*lays curls up in a smoldering pile of her own fiendish flame*
>>39638
>Supervillain
No, Tracy is not clever enough to be a supervillain. Trollestia just might be, but Tracy is that dumbass criminal who calls 9/11 trying to order a pizza
>Supervillain
No, Tracy is not clever enough to be a supervillain. Trollestia just might be, but Tracy is that dumbass criminal who calls 9/11 trying to order a pizza
>>39640
As she does so, a ruslting in the brush can be heard not too far away, but not close enough to determine the source.
As she does so, a ruslting in the brush can be heard not too far away, but not close enough to determine the source.
>>39641
I'm not sad in the least. She's caused so much shit for the rest of us
>>39641
"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. From what I know this world is a sort of "Colosseum," as it were, for gods. All of us were brought here after having died in other planes of existence. I have been here a little more than four months. It was hard for me to adjust too. Now tell me, where did you meet that unicorn who you stood in as a body double for?"
\r
I'm not sad in the least. She's caused so much shit for the rest of us
>>39641
"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. From what I know this world is a sort of "Colosseum," as it were, for gods. All of us were brought here after having died in other planes of existence. I have been here a little more than four months. It was hard for me to adjust too. Now tell me, where did you meet that unicorn who you stood in as a body double for?"
\r
>>39644
>missing the point
You'll get there
"I'm,... dead? Then,... that was,...." she pauses for a moment as things apparently dawn on her, "... real."
>>39645
"Oh, not good, to be sure!" calls out from a particular side (we'll go with the right side).
"But what IS good?" wait, that was from the left.
"And where do you fit in? Where do we ALL fit in?" uhm... that was from above.
>missing the point
You'll get there
"I'm,... dead? Then,... that was,...." she pauses for a moment as things apparently dawn on her, "... real."
>>39645
"Oh, not good, to be sure!" calls out from a particular side (we'll go with the right side).
"But what IS good?" wait, that was from the left.
"And where do you fit in? Where do we ALL fit in?" uhm... that was from above.
Is the fox going to say something important soon? It's 3:30.
>>39650
"I'm... I'm actually not sure. Mostly I just felt bad for what happened on the docks, so I wanted to resurrect you to undo any damage.
Besides that, I don't know. It's weird seeing a third unicorn here. My first thought was "who is she" and "where did she come from" besides "why is she working with Trollestia." So I guess I would like to know the answers to those questions?
I don't want to harm you"
"I'm... I'm actually not sure. Mostly I just felt bad for what happened on the docks, so I wanted to resurrect you to undo any damage.
Besides that, I don't know. It's weird seeing a third unicorn here. My first thought was "who is she" and "where did she come from" besides "why is she working with Trollestia." So I guess I would like to know the answers to those questions?
I don't want to harm you"
>>39656
Great, now I won't sleep...
Goodnight faggots.
*Tries to pass out for real this time, ignoring imaginary fox*
Great, now I won't sleep...
Goodnight faggots.
*Tries to pass out for real this time, ignoring imaginary fox*
>>39656
"Yes. We have a unicorn who came from Equestria who works for our party as a carpenter. She's also an artillery mare, participated in the battle you may have seen the last of earlier. Her name is Regina, but everyone calls her Slovenia. She's really adorable. Saw her just a couple hours ago in town. I'm not quite sure where she is right now. She's really cute"
"Yes. We have a unicorn who came from Equestria who works for our party as a carpenter. She's also an artillery mare, participated in the battle you may have seen the last of earlier. Her name is Regina, but everyone calls her Slovenia. She's really adorable. Saw her just a couple hours ago in town. I'm not quite sure where she is right now. She's really cute"
>>39657
Oh, you'll sleep I'm sure.
>>39658
She lays down pensively. "Pardon my rudeness, but I must think on this. I mean, I'm at your mercy apparently, but this is alot to take in. I've never even seen another of my kind, and yet here I've been brought back from death, twice, and find there are a likewise number of my kind flittering about."
Oh, you'll sleep I'm sure.
>>39658
She lays down pensively. "Pardon my rudeness, but I must think on this. I mean, I'm at your mercy apparently, but this is alot to take in. I've never even seen another of my kind, and yet here I've been brought back from death, twice, and find there are a likewise number of my kind flittering about."
>>39659
"Those other two are the only two I know about...
Would you like to come out of the tube, Felecia?"
"Those other two are the only two I know about...
Would you like to come out of the tube, Felecia?"
>>39660
"Your word, that this isn't another ploy? Wait, nevermind. If what you would say is false, then its too late to avoid. If what you say is true, then there's nothing left to loose is there?"
"Your word, that this isn't another ploy? Wait, nevermind. If what you would say is false, then its too late to avoid. If what you say is true, then there's nothing left to loose is there?"
>>39661
"If I wanted to do anything to you that you did not want me to do, I would open the tube myself and do it. If the fact that I am not doing that is not proof that that I do not intend to harm you, I'm really not sure what I can say or do to convince you otherwise.
It's okay Felicia. You have my word that this is not a ploy - I swear it. You can trust me"
*extends hand*
"If I wanted to do anything to you that you did not want me to do, I would open the tube myself and do it. If the fact that I am not doing that is not proof that that I do not intend to harm you, I'm really not sure what I can say or do to convince you otherwise.
It's okay Felicia. You have my word that this is not a ploy - I swear it. You can trust me"
*extends hand*
>>39662
"And what of you? You've said you are a paladin, and that you follow someone by the name of Trump, and have made mention of Football. What is your name?"
"And what of you? You've said you are a paladin, and that you follow someone by the name of Trump, and have made mention of Football. What is your name?"
>>39663
"Funny question that is. I've been here four months, and never told anyone my name. No one. Only that I am a Paladin who follows the teachings of Saint Trump, and serves our Lord, Elway, who is also Football and American. I'm not sure I've even been asked my name.
In a different life I was named Brad. Brad Sentry. But everyone here calls me Trump, or Trumpaladin. That's what I usually go by. Kind of flattering to be so closely associated with the Saint"
"Funny question that is. I've been here four months, and never told anyone my name. No one. Only that I am a Paladin who follows the teachings of Saint Trump, and serves our Lord, Elway, who is also Football and American. I'm not sure I've even been asked my name.
In a different life I was named Brad. Brad Sentry. But everyone here calls me Trump, or Trumpaladin. That's what I usually go by. Kind of flattering to be so closely associated with the Saint"
>>39664
"Brad. Hmmmm. It is good to meet you Brad." She pushes against the glass of the Entertron. "Um,... I'm not sure how to work this." she says, tapping at various points on the glass trying to illicit a response from the device.
"Brad. Hmmmm. It is good to meet you Brad." She pushes against the glass of the Entertron. "Um,... I'm not sure how to work this." she says, tapping at various points on the glass trying to illicit a response from the device.
>>39665
"You can call me Trumpaladin. It's good to meet you, properly, too"
Trumpaladin opens the door on the entertron, letting Felicia out
"You can call me Trumpaladin. It's good to meet you, properly, too"
Trumpaladin opens the door on the entertron, letting Felicia out
>>39668
Don't worry, I'm conditioned to wake up crazy early. Even if I don't stay up, I always check the board (read: this thread)
Don't worry, I'm conditioned to wake up crazy early. Even if I don't stay up, I always check the board (read: this thread)
Alright, with no further adieu,....
>>39675
Am I to assume that Tracy is awake, or are those dream-state frustrated nightmare noises?
>>39666
Felicia steps out of the Entertron nervously. Her face betrays a lack of comprehension with such a building or structure as the tower's infirmary. "What is this place?" she asks, her eyes darting all around looking for anything familiar or comprehensible and generally being unsuccessful.
>>39675
Am I to assume that Tracy is awake, or are those dream-state frustrated nightmare noises?
>>39666
Felicia steps out of the Entertron nervously. Her face betrays a lack of comprehension with such a building or structure as the tower's infirmary. "What is this place?" she asks, her eyes darting all around looking for anything familiar or comprehensible and generally being unsuccessful.
>>39642
The "passes out" comment was referring to Tracy's faggot.
Tracy is still waiting for Troll to show up, but is just about ready to give up and turn in for the night.
The "passes out" comment was referring to Tracy's faggot.
Tracy is still waiting for Troll to show up, but is just about ready to give up and turn in for the night.
>>39680
Ado, not adieu for future reference
Also, what have a cursed this unicorn with? Taking it to an unfamilier place.
I'm a monster.
Also, you never answered who Troll's god is.
Ado, not adieu for future reference
Also, what have a cursed this unicorn with? Taking it to an unfamilier place.
I'm a monster.
Also, you never answered who Troll's god is.
>>39680
"Right now, you are in the infirmary of a much larger structure. This larger structure is an iso-deca-whatever geometrical construct we call "Trump Tower.""
Smiling
"I gilded it myself.
It has the ability to hover and to fly at a low rate of speed, and contains our rooms as well as smaller manufactories. It's old, and was the base of operations of earlier parties. We use it as ours. I don't actually know where it came from, how old it is, what its abilities are, or really very much about it at all."
"Right now, you are in the infirmary of a much larger structure. This larger structure is an iso-deca-whatever geometrical construct we call "Trump Tower.""
Smiling
"I gilded it myself.
It has the ability to hover and to fly at a low rate of speed, and contains our rooms as well as smaller manufactories. It's old, and was the base of operations of earlier parties. We use it as ours. I don't actually know where it came from, how old it is, what its abilities are, or really very much about it at all."
>>39682
Idk if natural Clerics necessarily need to have gods, desu. It's dumb, but on the Cleric class description, a strange line says:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Of course, if you're playing as a PC Cleric and you don't select a god, you're just bullshitting the game.
Try asking her yourself. There's no way he'd know without asking.
Idk if natural Clerics necessarily need to have gods, desu. It's dumb, but on the Cleric class description, a strange line says:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Of course, if you're playing as a PC Cleric and you don't select a god, you're just bullshitting the game.
Try asking her yourself. There's no way he'd know without asking.
>>39682
>what have a cursed this unicorn with?
She died painfully, and now Trump's faggot is already trying to fuck her.
>what have a cursed this unicorn with?
She died painfully, and now Trump's faggot is already trying to fuck her.
>>39687
Just sitting there looking at Tracy expectantly, entirely dismissive of the fact that the forest is burning down. It's not that bad of a fire really, though it is impressive to look at.
Just sitting there looking at Tracy expectantly, entirely dismissive of the fact that the forest is burning down. It's not that bad of a fire really, though it is impressive to look at.
>>39691
Oh right, I completely forgot. The liches were sufficient to level. Also, each of the liches had a set of bracers, a ring, and some more stuff I haven't rolled for yet.
Oh right, I completely forgot. The liches were sufficient to level. Also, each of the liches had a set of bracers, a ring, and some more stuff I haven't rolled for yet.
>>39693
Why'd you use another unicorn as the double instead of a cow or some shit? If Tracy didn't want to stick a dagger in her so badly, she would've gone for a Bull Rush and pushed her to the ghouls.
Why'd you use another unicorn as the double instead of a cow or some shit? If Tracy didn't want to stick a dagger in her so badly, she would've gone for a Bull Rush and pushed her to the ghouls.
>>39685
"Why yes. Several of us, who appeared in containers downstairs when we resurrected.
You’ve met me. I’m the group’s Paladin, and a human. I swear I am nicer under better circumstances
Our Party’s Cleric is Infernius, a red minotaur. Very strong, also a literal Nazi. But he’s a very good guy, very good. I like him. You can trust him. Always riding in to save the day. Not the brightest though
We have another member of our party who is a pony, like you. An Earth pony with no horn. She’s blue, likes to stand on her legs, and not very fond of being a pony appearently, since she tries to be some sort of demon thing – long story. Anyways, her name is Tracy Cage. She was like a serial killer or something in her past life and now she’s our rogue and token evil teammate. She was on the docks with you earlier, though I can’t be sure if you saw her. You felt her, that I am sure of. Anyways, you should probably avoid her. She’s tried to kill every single equine of any kind she’s come across, except for one – and she kidnapped her. She didn’t give a half-second’s thought to your death earlier.
There’s Torcuil, our group’s wizard and NEET. He likes to dress in a kilt. I’m guessing he was the man you met earlier with that unicorn. You’ve seen him. I would say he’s a good guy, but I never know. I mean, he summoned you, had you stand in place of a different unicorn knowing damn well there was going to be an attempt on that unicorn’s life, and basically left you to die without telling you any of this.”
*Trumpaladin shrugs*
Then there’s Thez. She’s a monk half-elf, and the most powerful member of the group. I’m afraid of her, and generally avoid her. I really can’t say she’s not helpful though, or committed to us. After all, she gave me this”
Trumpaladin pulls out and shows Sugoito, which is visibly covered in dark red rusted stains
“Don’t be startled.”
He places it back
“Although she does sometimes do evil things like when she killed and ate one of our horses, or she keeps that damn brothel…”
Trumpaladin pauses and stares blankly for a solid three beats
“Anyways, that’s not really an exhaustive list, but it should be a quick rundown”
"Why yes. Several of us, who appeared in containers downstairs when we resurrected.
You’ve met me. I’m the group’s Paladin, and a human. I swear I am nicer under better circumstances
Our Party’s Cleric is Infernius, a red minotaur. Very strong, also a literal Nazi. But he’s a very good guy, very good. I like him. You can trust him. Always riding in to save the day. Not the brightest though
We have another member of our party who is a pony, like you. An Earth pony with no horn. She’s blue, likes to stand on her legs, and not very fond of being a pony appearently, since she tries to be some sort of demon thing – long story. Anyways, her name is Tracy Cage. She was like a serial killer or something in her past life and now she’s our rogue and token evil teammate. She was on the docks with you earlier, though I can’t be sure if you saw her. You felt her, that I am sure of. Anyways, you should probably avoid her. She’s tried to kill every single equine of any kind she’s come across, except for one – and she kidnapped her. She didn’t give a half-second’s thought to your death earlier.
There’s Torcuil, our group’s wizard and NEET. He likes to dress in a kilt. I’m guessing he was the man you met earlier with that unicorn. You’ve seen him. I would say he’s a good guy, but I never know. I mean, he summoned you, had you stand in place of a different unicorn knowing damn well there was going to be an attempt on that unicorn’s life, and basically left you to die without telling you any of this.”
*Trumpaladin shrugs*
Then there’s Thez. She’s a monk half-elf, and the most powerful member of the group. I’m afraid of her, and generally avoid her. I really can’t say she’s not helpful though, or committed to us. After all, she gave me this”
Trumpaladin pulls out and shows Sugoito, which is visibly covered in dark red rusted stains
“Don’t be startled.”
He places it back
“Although she does sometimes do evil things like when she killed and ate one of our horses, or she keeps that damn brothel…”
Trumpaladin pauses and stares blankly for a solid three beats
“Anyways, that’s not really an exhaustive list, but it should be a quick rundown”
*watches haphazardly-it fire fizzle-out into just a few ghostly blue embers*
*gets up and begins to walk away*
>>39696
>'.... Flashy...'
*gets up and begins to walk away*
>>39696
>'.... Flashy...'
>>39701
>Torcuil's Plan's got fucked over
Kek
>Thought Tracy would know to check
She's not a very smart villain. She just burned down a source of building material and pissed off other factions - for no reason
>Torcuil's Plan's got fucked over
Kek
>Thought Tracy would know to check
She's not a very smart villain. She just burned down a source of building material and pissed off other factions - for no reason
*returns to tower*
*enters entertron*
*dumps-out Ponimaru's corpse*
*duct-tapes his front legs together*
*duct-tapes his back legs together*
*tapes his front legs to his back legs*
*duct-tapes his mouth shut* (horses only breath through their noses)
*tapes his entire body to the ceiling*
*revives him*
"That was some really lame crap you pulled there, little White Ninja-kun."
*leaves a wrapped-up black satchel in the room*
"For you, if you ever manage to get down from there."
*leaves*
*enters entertron*
*dumps-out Ponimaru's corpse*
*duct-tapes his front legs together*
*duct-tapes his back legs together*
*tapes his front legs to his back legs*
*duct-tapes his mouth shut* (horses only breath through their noses)
*tapes his entire body to the ceiling*
*revives him*
"That was some really lame crap you pulled there, little White Ninja-kun."
*leaves a wrapped-up black satchel in the room*
"For you, if you ever manage to get down from there."
*leaves*
>>39707
The small gift that she made for him more than a month ago, on a whim.
>A black leather knife-holder, with fourteen Darkness-enchanted kunai (I counted the days she never cast a 2nd lvl BG spell); work better than smoke bombs.
>Darkie's Mummified Hand, because it's hard being a mudpony
The small gift that she made for him more than a month ago, on a whim.
>A black leather knife-holder, with fourteen Darkness-enchanted kunai (I counted the days she never cast a 2nd lvl BG spell); work better than smoke bombs.
>Darkie's Mummified Hand, because it's hard being a mudpony
>>39707
Because Trumpaladin knows something like >>39706 is coming, he tries to move himself and felicia from the infirmary to the stables
"Killing and eating others? I don't understand it either. But that's what it is to be evil, I guess. And in this world, as in all others, there is evil. You can never purge it, even from your own ranks. Please follow me to the stables. There may be someone there...
Also, please do not wander off. There is another person here, Darkemeter, elf and assassin, who may be interested in your horn and hide. Or he may be perfectly harmless and friendly, I do not know. The blue one is coming, and she may kill you on sight, be your friend, or just not care. I don't know"
Because Trumpaladin knows something like >>39706 is coming, he tries to move himself and felicia from the infirmary to the stables
"Killing and eating others? I don't understand it either. But that's what it is to be evil, I guess. And in this world, as in all others, there is evil. You can never purge it, even from your own ranks. Please follow me to the stables. There may be someone there...
Also, please do not wander off. There is another person here, Darkemeter, elf and assassin, who may be interested in your horn and hide. Or he may be perfectly harmless and friendly, I do not know. The blue one is coming, and she may kill you on sight, be your friend, or just not care. I don't know"
>>39708
*teleports behind you*
"Hello, Flashy.."
>glum face
"I didn't manage to find that white cunt.."
*looks at confused unicorn*
*notices cutie mark*
"Greetings, sister. Sorry for killin' 'ya, I guess."
*teleports behind you*
"Hello, Flashy.."
>glum face
"I didn't manage to find that white cunt.."
*looks at confused unicorn*
*notices cutie mark*
"Greetings, sister. Sorry for killin' 'ya, I guess."
>>39714
She might cut him down if she feels like it. She'll probably ask him why he felt like dying twice too.
She might cut him down if she feels like it. She'll probably ask him why he felt like dying twice too.
>>39714
If he's still up there in an hour, he'll be taken down when Trumpaladin tries to revive any of the citizenry that are dead but don't seem to have their souls sucked out
If he's still up there in an hour, he'll be taken down when Trumpaladin tries to revive any of the citizenry that are dead but don't seem to have their souls sucked out
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Tracy still has a bag full of Ruth's clothes and whatnot.
Can we roll the swag?
Can we roll the swag?
>>39722
Trumpaladin assumes a defensive posture, and stands between Tracy and Felicia
"Yeah, I know. It is a lot to take in. Where do you come from? I'm guessing you're not from Equestria if you haven't seen unicorns, and you seem to have seen humans before, so..."
Trumpaladin assumes a defensive posture, and stands between Tracy and Felicia
"Yeah, I know. It is a lot to take in. Where do you come from? I'm guessing you're not from Equestria if you haven't seen unicorns, and you seem to have seen humans before, so..."
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