Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
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>>39937Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"
"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."
"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
>>39939"me heart breaks for them and there lost brothers."
*walks over to the police station*
>>39937"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
>>39942>>39939"Okay, so they are not going to be as impressive as anything you made and displayed back in Fillydephia. But maybe being surrounded by paints will make you feel a little better"
>>39942A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."
>>39944Well then
NOW I agree with Tracy's faggot on this>>39944"Well, enemies do consume energy and enslave others here, though they also kill and eat souls. This world isn't exactly a land of rainbows and magic and unicorns. But I do try to make it more like Equestria, and spread harmony"
>>39944*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
Sorry I disappeared. I gotta drive the family somewhere now.
Tracy goes to bed, pretending to be sane.
>>39947*gets to infernuis' room see this picture*
>>39949Not with Husbando? Aww... I was hoping for dialogue
>>39948>sorry I disappeared, gotta disappearTake care TF, hope to see you again before midnight, but otherwise Happy New Year!
>>39945K,....
>>39952"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0PLAY WHILE READING!!!
>>39953Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them
get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
>>39954"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
>>39955NPC followers have special classes to them, sort of the equivalent of fighters
>>39954I prepared much of a speech to deliver to the Port...
>>39955I think what you
mean to say is: "Let me tell you about George Lincoln Rockwell".
They did participate in killing hella Devos and Niggerwalkers, so they got enough xp for at least 1 level in cleric.
>>39957That's good, only the Gestapo is hearing Infernius' bit.
... but there's no more Sechs ~_~
F
>>39959KEK
>>39958yeah i did actually. retcon it.
>>39960Aww...
>>39958That reminds me... Fae has been a lot more active in fights on screen and off since the Kefka battle
>>39956>FightersLol no. I think you mean Warriors.
>>39963Yeah, and she tore the shit outta some undeads off-camera. She can level too.
>>39969*Is reluctant to hug at first*
*hugs anyways*
>>39965What ways am I allowed to level her?
>>39974Fighter or Cleric, without devoting herself to a new class (such as Monk or Pali)
>>39975>A Paladin for a Paladin's MountThat's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
>>39976K. Uh, do you know where she's at right now? I don't wanna have to dig,....
>>399771 cleric level beyond her magical beast HD
>>39979Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
>>39980She has magical beast hit die, abilities, and attacks
>>39981Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.
Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving,
obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.
Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people
without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a
different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius >>39984Kek, I was just about to post that.
Wait 4 hours? How old is that image?! They clearly underestimate deez nuts.
SINCE there's probably Spartans (and others) who are now joining us (maybe not us, but whatever bread) allow me to welcome you most sincerely, honestly, and earnestly. I did name a city/theme in the Game after u fuckers. Good luck with the GETs-ball, you'll need it; one of the players is a mod. ^_~
>>39975Can I give other animals class levels?
>>39990Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
>>39990They don't have the int to have class levels
>Pic related
a soyboy spartan.
>>39994Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically
anything can advance in levels.
>inb4 GETs (cuz I KNOW ur waiting for it)
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
If he's going to train an army of 31 strength plus animals then I can have a dragon as a cohort
A female young adult Silver Dragon cohort
\r
>>39996Can I increase their Int and give them the ability to speak with an Awaken scroll?
>>39996How do you determine a non-humanoid's starting age?
Also, we did Level-up once, right?
>>39998before you go gibe lich loot plz.
>>40006I think we're going to get an increase of at least one level very soon. But be patient
>>40005>>40003What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,....
is drinking, pay no mind>>40007Go? Where do you
think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
>>40009I can get Aura of Despair at this level.
*Makes weak-ass skeleton dance*
>>399933.5e underestimates animal intelligence.
>>40017What are the characters still doing at 5 am?
>>40018im preparing my men for war with communist undead.
>>40014Fuk no they didn't
>>40013U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the
bliches.
>>40016So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin
are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have
already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Trumpaladin has helped Felicia set up, sent Fae to help the Generals, and has grappled Tracy, who he drags off and curls up with in his bed. And he goes to fucking sleep, because otherwise the character would be exhausted the next day. And that would suck
>>40020You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
>>40023also movie night we are watching evildead.
>>40020Can she give them each a permanent telepathic bond with her?
Also, how much bigger have her birds gotten?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
>>40030A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
>>40034Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>PriceEh.. I guess it's not worth it.
>>40034How much XP does Torc have to spend on magic shit?
>>40025He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
Just for the record, how many months has it been since she conceived?
>>40037That doesn't answer my question
>>40041What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
>>40043Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
>>40044We just leveled up, so idk.
>>40041The amount of xp between two levels is generally something like the number of the level, multiplied by 1000. So it takes 17000 xp to go from level 16 to level 17. That should give you some idea of how much xp you have
It's 5-6 AM in game, so can we skip to morning/afternoon, so we can do things?
>>40046Uh, if calculated right 153000 roughly.
So say Torc spents 17000 xp somehow, does that put him back at lvl 16?
>>40046How do you figure out how much XP you get from a task/encounter?
>>40048It's 10:54 EST in real life. Fuck that. Let us spend new years eve with families and watching the Evil Dead series or whatever
>>40049He's only just above seventeen, so spending a little should put him back.
>>40051My family is asleep.
Nothing drastic is going to happen.
>>40052Okay, Thanks for this shit GM I'm really enjoying it.
>>40054*wakes up sort of*
*Sexes pony, hugging her but still approaching her from behind and not looking at her*
*goes back to sleep*
>>40040I just want to know how bloated she is.
For that matter, I wonder if she still appears pregnant while in her Huge form. Regardless of breed, a hoers fetus is always %10 of its mothers size.
She was half-transformed when she conceived, so idk how big it's going to be...
[bloated pony noises]
>>40060*gets up in the middle of the night to fill body with chocolate cake*
*returns to bed*
>>40058*nibbles pony ears*
*grabs voluptuous pregnant mare breasts*
*cums inside pony* >>40062*kissing intensifies*
*stares into eyes dreamily with Darkvision*
[content pony noises]
>>40060I don't think she should be very pregnant. The sex from which the conception resulted happened only a few days before the second Soros fight, then time skipped three weeks, and then it's been 11 or so days since then. So only a little more than a month since conception. I'd also bet the fetus doesn't increase in size when the mare transforms, which is probably a good thing because it decreases to likelihood that an attack that penetrates the mother also hits the fetus, because a smaller fetus is a smaller target
>>40063*doesnt have to kiss or look at pony because of position*
[1d20 = 18]>>40065*grapples to change position*
"Look at me, Flashy.."
>>40064Last time I asked, it was 3 and a half months.
It'll be a bit difficult when she gets too big to fight responsibly though..
>>40066*turns head*
"ehhh..."
I know GM said that but I've been keeping up with days
>>40068"Tracy...
I know you didn't care that we killed a random and innocent mare. Her name was - is - Felicia, and she was a painter, from Philidelphia. But why did you get in my way trying to revive her, when I asked to be taken to the tower, or to have Fae take me to the tower? And why did you burn so many trees in the forest? Slovenia will be sad to see that she can't craft as many things out of wood anymore. And none of it killed Trollestia, who we'll need tomorrow anyways"
>>40069"... I didn't want Troll to get away.. and there wasn't much burned in the end anyway, just a tree or two..."
*licks face again*
>>40070*still somewhat angry, but licks pony face*
*continues humping pony*
>>40072*humps pony, but is still distracted*
"Tracy, do you think I love you? Do you think I am devoted to you?"
>>40073".. I.. I believe so.."
*Humps furiously*
"I know I love you though. You're the only one for me."
*Locks jaws*
>>40074>"but you're not really sure, are you?"*tries to return Tracy's thrusts and kisses, but can't quite keep up, at least now*
Tracy's faggot succumbs to exhaustion.
I'm sorry but I really gotta sleep.
>>40080Good night, and happy new year
>>40080*cums inside pony*I'm'a get a heartfelt dialogue about the characters' relationship problems out of you one of these days
>>40081>>40080Happy New Years Florida fags
>>40026Mebe, I dunno yet I haven't decided
>>40030No! But she can give them distinctive accessories, cuz otherwise they look
exactly the same (downy-white with yellow beaks)
... reads thread more...
OMG. TOP KEK>! I can't even!
>dying >>40084Happy New Years! For us Central Time folk
>>40085To answer an earlier question, Fae has 17 Magical Beast Hit Die, 9 from Dragonne and 8 from Paladin's mount. Of course I have ALL of her numbers.
How long would it take to craft non-magical Mithral Breast Plate for her? How long would it take to resize the superfluous cloak of resistance into a Templar-style Caparison that will fit her? (I checked, magic cost is the same regardless of the size of the subject, so tailoring should probably be possible)
Yeah, why hasn't anyone asked about a gun-blade yet? Just askin
Happy New Years ^_^
>GM is drunk, fuck off nao HNY
>>40090sieg heil gm and thez,happy new year.
>>40087Tracy can't normally use gunz, but she can use anything with a blade.
>>40050>>40052LOTS of math. Its really quite obnoxious in 3.5.
>>40049Yes
>>40055I don't know how to respond properly. On the one hand I am grateful for your enjoyment, on the other hand I am grateful for your participation. Both cause a sensation of satisfaction that is entirely new and unknown to me, so I can further state that the pleasure is mine. You're welcome I guess is the best response?
>>40093Mornin'
>>40094Good mornin'
One of the first things Tracy does in the morning is feed her birds.
>>40092That thing looks badass, but I bet the battery life stinks..
>>40085>they look exactly the sameWill they always look like that?
*attaches an orchid bow to Sammy and a Shy bow to Bunny*
>>40095Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
>>40096No, but I did want to goad you into making them more distinctive creatively.
>>40099Didn't realize I had any creative license as to what they looked like. I asked if they could be slightly different colors.
Give me a couple minutes to think of their descriptions.
>>40098>*that thing grils do when they swing their hips seductively* >>40100This is Sam. Though you can give her a red white and blue coat if you want
>>40100Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
>>40108*pretends not to be autistically monitoring*
*fails*
Tracy goes down to the holodeck and trains for Mobility.
hows the new year treating you faggots?
>>40114Pretty decent, cold as fuck out though.
>>40115Lets keep it that way
>>40113Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry
>>40114Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
We have canons, but do we have the formula/ingredients for gunpowder?
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
I'm here, I'm just doing a bunch of calculating for game elements. By the way, the broom-handle RBG had is a Staff of Abjuration.
>>40123Only wizards can use staffs, right? It's as good as yours.
Alot of the liches' loot is in their lair, but aside from the 3 pairs of bracers and 3 rings of protection. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi had an Orb of Storms. They're gonna be pissed when they re-constitute.
>>40128Liches don't go away permanently until you destroy their phylacteries.
>pic related Dianne Feinstein was fuggen brroke. She got a 2/100
>>40128They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
>>40125Um... Can I'z claim the Bracers and the ring with the highest numbers?
>>40121ill help if one gets made for infernuis to.
>>40125i only have 1 ring right?
>>40134afaik
>>40132If he can figure out which one that is, sure. 1 in 3 chance
>>40135Reeee! Inspect rings and inspect bracers
>>40132What are you going to do with the other ring and bracers that you have?
>>40136Pretty sure only Lenos has that kind of appraisal ability.
>>40135i put the ring i have with me on.
>>40136Actually, there is no choosing, its what the particular lich had.
>>40137I need to figure out what the ring and bracers are first to make any decisions
>>40139whats the bonus on my ring?
[1d20 = 9]>>40140Can Torc apprase that staff?
Does Knowledge (arcana) give him a bonus?
>>40144ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
>>40143Wanna find out what an item does? There's a spell for that.
>>40142Good question.
Oh shit. You guys are gonna like it if you raid their lair.
>>40143He said it was a staff of abjuration. I'm guessing that's just one item. Rings of protection and bracers of protection have values that vary
>>40145I can't really say I know. We bought the ammo at a Cabellas. They had 8mm Mauser ammo
>>40146oh i know i will.
>>40147cabellas huh? i think theres one close by ill check it out thanks.
>>40143The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.
Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
>>40149infernuis goes to he needs to apologize about what the worm made him do.