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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1032 replies and 95 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39731
39733 39734
>>39725
You don't have to.
Tracy re-keens her edges and returns to the docks.


Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39732
39735
>>39730
>"Good. I was afraid..."

>"So, who can we save, and what needs to be done to restore the Generals?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39733
>>39731
I'm already into it, might as well finish. Besides, its better that I determine these things in the event that she becomes more integrated like Slovenia (who was on the fly, but hasn't - yet - blown up in my face)
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39734
>>39731
*looks at pony before she leaves*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39735
39736
>>39732
>I'll come to you, where are you?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39736
>>39735
>"I'm at the Tower, in the Infirmary area"
CALLS FAE
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39737
39738 39739
Alright. Felicia's cutie mark is a paintbrush with paint on it. Also, she's fucking a white mare! and her mane is light green. In response to Tracy's question (before Tracy departed) "I live in Phillydelphia,... or I guess I used to."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39738
39740
>>39737
"Oh, been there. Parasprites suck."
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39739
39743
>>39737
"How did you get here? Did the Wizard summon you?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39740
39741
>>39738
*condescending look*
"You're not going to kill her - again?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39741
39742 39743
>>39740
*confused look*
"... No.. I've got bigger fish to fry anyway."
*leaves to the docks*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39742
>>39741
*angrily*
"Uh huh"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39743
39744 39745
>>39739
"I'm not sure to be honest. The last thing I remember was being in a horrible accident that GM hasn't yet figured out the nature of. Then I found myself in a small room kind of like these rooms with a bed and a chest, but before I could even look around I was transported to those docks that we ahem met at. The wizard fellow and the other unicorn were there, and they asked me to keep an eye on the area, but not before casting a spell that altered my appearance. I thought it was all a dream, so I complied."
>>39741
Upon nearing the docks, Tracy passes Darkie who has a shit-eating grin on his face.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39744
39746
>>39743
"What's so funny, charcoal?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39745
39746
>>39743
"That's... That's very interesting. I'm sorry it is no dream... We probably have an extra room if you wish to stay with us"

Also, is Fae on her way?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39746
39747 39748 39749
>>39744
"Its not every day that I get to come up on a unicorn horn! Those things are priceless!"
>>39745
Just arriving, yes. Look, there she is now.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39747
39751
>>39746
"Yeah, sure. More valuable dead than alive."
Tracy once again begins to look for Trolls scent.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39748
39750
>>39746
"Hello Fae... So... I know some of the damage, but what's the state of things?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39749
39750
>>39746
Any chance Darkemeter will return to the tower?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39750
39752
>>39749
Of course, what's he going to do, help clean up the port?
>>39748
"The city only suffered minor structural damages, thanks to your quick work at the gate. Civilian casualties were kept minimal, due to the organized response from the various groups the party has been cultivating. The whores have been completely and unrecoverably wiped out, as well as a fair number of the Fight Club, along with a few of the Gestapo and the Generals. The monsters broke in from the Ethereal plane and immediately began devouring the souls of the whores and some of the Fight Club. Quickly discovering they were out-matched, Yak Lee led the Fight Club to escape the building and sound the alarm to the various other groups who were already mobilized and were working to escort the civilians to the stadium. Sechs led the resistance as the monsters gave chase, stalling the creatures long enough for the citizens to make good their escape."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39751
39753
>>39747
Can she find anything?
Also, Detect Good, to look for any lingering Auras.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39752
>>39750
"Brave Souls, everyone of them. I am happy to see our citizens can defend themselves. Are any of the generals or Spartans dead but reserrectable?"

While talking, Trumpaladin goes with Fae to the stables, and encourages Felicia to come as well
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39753
39754
>>39751
Nope, Troll has apparently put some distance between herself and the general area, out of range of detection spells and preventing tracking via Airwalk
GWAzm
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No.39754
39755
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>39753
>preventing tracking via Airwalk
A flying unicorn had to stand out.
Gather Information check: ask the locals if they say anything flying over, or which direction it went in.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39755
39756
>>39754
Not amidst the chaos of the undead, no
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39756
39757
>>39755
How many Drowners are there by the docks?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39757
>>39756
Dozens, but they're just sitting there in the water, as though commanded to hold their position and not issued any further commands.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39758
39760
image.png
GM, time to ask the stupid question that no one has asked this far. When Trumpaladin walks into the stables, does he see something a bit like pic related in Trollestia's usual spot in the stable?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39760
39771
>>39758
No, Trollestia is nowhere to be found.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39762
>>39759
>Flying
>When you could have done the exact same fucking thing just by standing on the edge of the docks
Okay, but no nightmare Sus at all. You need to learn how to use the abilities you already have correctly
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39766
>>39763
Fuck your flying
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39767
39772
sBuVpOm.jpg
>>39764
>they present no threat.
Are they all re-kill though?
Tracy's faggot hates drowners.
xqbzJ
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No.39768
39770
Did I stutter?
\r
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39769
dd9d707ead7341a4d100201eee0a9aa1287c7df8c068c7947323d66a59a1cf8c.jpg
>>39671

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39770
39778
1448377132512.png
>>39768
Just making sure they're all exterminated.
Fucking Drowners man...
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39771
39783
>>39760
Now go to the main lobby and search for Darkie
GWAzm
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No.39772
39773
[1d20 = 5]
>>39767
Can Tracy get a better look at the pyramid-thing?
1d20 Search check, because I can't find my character sheet..
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39773
>>39772
*searches frantically for file*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39774
39775
Just for the clarification, does the +20 competence bonus on attacks granted by True Strike apply to Sneak Attacks?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39775
39776
>>39774
Why wouldn't it?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39776
39777
>>39775
Just wondering, because you don't roll for Sneak Attacks.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39777
39779
>>39776
Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC. The difference between a sneak attack and a regular attack is in the damage modifier. Not the attack modifier
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39778
39779 39780
>>39770
we are fighting drowners?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39779
39781 39782 39783
1406902737017.png
>>39777
>Yes you do. It's an attack like every other and you have to beat the target's AC.
No it isn't. Targets just roll for reflex saves.
>>39778
Tracy is just clearing some out, venting frustration, and giving her faggot some retribution for old grudges.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39780
39791
>>39778
No, there were some at the docks that were immobilized, presumably when their commander was either killed (Pelosi?) or trapped in the Lair
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39781
>>39779
I don't see that mentioned anywhere in the wiki, only the damage difference

That also doesn't make any sense. A sneak attack is subject to having it's target being covered in armor, or the person doing the attack misses, or any of the other vulnerabilities of combat. The only difference is that the rogue targets a critical area, so if it does land, it does a hell of a lot more damage. That doesn't affect the chances of it landing
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39782
>>39779
Take this line in the entry for Rogues
>She cannot use a weapon that deals lethal damage to deal nonlethal damage in a sneak attack, not even with the usual -4 penalty

What the hell is that sentence even talking about except a penalty to attack rolls? It wouldn't mention that unless attack rolls applied to sneak attacks
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39783
39785 39786 39788
>>39771
He's just climbing back in the tower. "You lot, you might consider a more available way of getting into the building than a rope."
>>39779
On a death strike, yes; not on a sneak attack, a sneak is rolled like a standard attack.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39785
39788 39790
>>39783
I see now.
So, do targets still apply their reflex saves to regular Sneak Attacks?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39786
39787
>>39783
Also, can Tracy get a better look at the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39787
39790
>>39786
pyramid*
5pjEW
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No.39788
39789 39793 39810 39813
>>39783
"I'd though we'd landed this thing. But first, are you really Darkemeter, or someone else we know?"

Cast Detect Alignment targeting Darkemeter

>>39785
Reflex saves are for attacks that do area damage - fireball and a dragon's breath weapon

>>39783
>Death attack
A death attack is the same as sneak attack with the difference that the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit. If it fails, it does normal sneak attack damage
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39789
39790 39794
>>39788
>the target roles a reflex save to determine if it is paralized or killed in that one hit.
No, the effect of the Death Attack is determined by a Fortitude save. The Reflex is for whether or not the attack lands.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39790
39792 39794 39797
>>39785
No
>>39787
No. Yes, its glossy and black, but uniform and precise, not unlike Trump tower.
>>39789
This
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39791
39796
>>39780
we need to make a memorial statue for everyone.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39792
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39793
39795
>>39788
You did? I mean I know it was landed back when looting the jew gold, but I didn't think it was landed when getting back to the port
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39794
39797 39798
>>39790
>>39789
That's not what the entry says. The entry says it is a sneak attack
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice)
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39795
39796
>>39793
i go down to the docks and jump in the water to search for anymore monsters.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39796
39801
>>39791
>>39791
True. We do

>>39795
Uh... can he swim?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39797
39799
>>39790
She moves a bit closer and searches for any sigh of a trap or defense mechanism. Does it seem heavily guarded in any way?
>>39794
Read the rest of it. The Death Affect is a Fortitude save.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39798
39800
>>39794
Yes. And that entry has a basic header called "Death attack". Its also listed that way on the level advancement table for the Assassin in the DM's guide.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39799
>>39797
To determine if an attack that lands kills or paralyzes, yes, it is a fortitude save. But not to determine if the attack lands or not

If it were not a normal attack for the purposes of beating AC, what is the point of the True Strike spell?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39800
39808
>>39798
And thus I am right. A death attack is a sneak attack that can kill or paralyze with a fortitude save
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39801
39804 39808
>>39796
yes?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39803
39804 39808
>>>/test/
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39804
39805
>>39801
The armor check penalty for swimming is double that of normal. It's easy to drown carrying equipment and armor

>>39803
Dimension lock spell works both ways
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39805
39806
>>39804
all i have is my sword and bracers.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39806
>>39805
Carry on then
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39807
39811
Tracy floats up to the pyramid and taps on it.
How thick/solid is it? What kind of material?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39808
39809 39810 39822
>>39800
Yes, I see what you mean now
>>39801
Swimming is an untrained skill, so he doesn't have to have points to do it,... but that leaves Infernius at the mercy of the dice,.... Calm waters is DC 10
>>39803
Y?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39809
>>39808
>Y
Testing to see if I was b& for saying the E-word.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39810
>>39808
Does his strength bonus apply to it?

Okay, so does darkie have any secrets >>39788

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39811
39812 39817
>>39807
Its non-transparent, so its thickness is indeterminate, but feels quite solid and glassy, not unlike Trump tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39812
39815
>>39811
For that matter, what is Fae's response to "does anyone need reviving who can be revived? Specifically among the fighting men"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39813
39814
>>39788
Neutral. " Who else would I be?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39814
39816
>>39813
"Touche. Please save for me about one pound of the flesh, if possible. I need it because of reasons"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39815
39820
>>39812
"There are a good number of injuries, but few casualties other than those I mentioned of the unrecoverables."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39816
39821
>>39814
"Flesh? What are you talking about? You mean the unicorn's corpse? You can have all of it, I just wanted the horn." ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39817
39818
>>39811
Could it be broken?
*take out Dick Chaney's warhammer*
*smashing attempt*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39818
39819
>>39817
PONNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39819
39824 39831
>>39818
Nope.
Do those glaive blades still cut stone without a dwarf wielding them?
Tracy tries them out, because she doesn't know any better.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39820
39823
>>39815
"I see... But I do know what we must do. First question for you - those seven of the 12 cannons that were recovered from derpistan some days ago - the seven that needed refit - have any been refitted?"

Trumpaladin commands Fae to take him down into the city. He flies her over the battlefield near the gate and the bridge, to see if there is any equivalent of the Drowners frozen in place around the bridge where RBG fell
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39821
>>39816
"I see"
4cikZ
?
No.39822
39823
[2d20 = 30]
>>39808
first roll is perception second is my swim check.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39823
39824 39826 39830
>>39820
Oh right, that. They're not drowners, but the fields around the Port still have a fair number of zombies and skeletons and other menial undead. Alot of them were destroyed by the trebuchet, but not all of them. They're wandering around listlessly without any immediate targets.
>>39822
>inb4 Infernius gets himself killed
Alright. Upon diving in, Infernius can't detect anything moving. He has no trouble maintaining his position/float.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39824
39825 39827 39828 39829
>>39819
"tracy what that thing?"
>>39823
cast cure moderate wounds just to be safe.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39825
39828
>>39824
*mass
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39826
39828
>>39823
To Fae
"Pounce!"

Trumpaladin slashes and kills all of the remaining menial undead with Vanderiem and Fae
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39827
39832
>>39824
"I don't know, but it's solid as rock pudding. Think you could break it, somehow?"
xqbzJ
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No.39828
39829
[1d20 = 15]
>>39826
Much better. My bad for forgetting about them.
>>39824
>>39825
You can't do that while treading water. Also, how do you plan to get back on the docks? You know docks are like 8' above the water-line right? Swim check.

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39829
39832
>>39828
>>39824
Tracy grabs Infernius by the scruff and lifts him out of the water.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39830
>>39823
Now Trumpaladin goes to the Stadium and the Monestary to gather the Generals

Do any of them know how to fire a cannon?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39831
>>39819
Stone, yes but not this stuff. Also, much of the enchantment (the dwarves-only, smaller-bigger part) was broken. The blades are permanently 'normal sized'.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39832
39833 39834
>>39829
"thanks tracy, me glad we freinds."
>>39827
"me could try to smash it."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39833
39834 39835
>>39832
"Tried that. Didn't work. Got a spell that could work?"
Try Earthquake. It'll deal damage to a structure regardless of hardness.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39834
39836
>>39833
>>39832
If you do get inside tonight, what are you going to do? Go inside now? Why not wait until you have recharged your spells the next day?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39835
39837
>>39833
its floating isnt it?
"me say chaos at it, move me not want you to get hit."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39836
39838
>>39834
She hasn't used any of her spells. She used 3 scrolls.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39837
>>39835
*is holding in air*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39838
39839
>>39836
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39839
39840
>>39838
Infernius isn't spent. He has plenty of spells, not to mention melee.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39840
39842
>>39839
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39841
39843 39844
>GM wonders whether he should save Tracy and Infernius time and effort
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39842
39845
>>39840
>What is the benefit
I'm impatient.
I at least want to see if it can be broken.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39843
39856
>>39841
GM, can cute sex horse or any of the Generals or any of the Spartans use a cannon?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39844
39847 39856
>>39841
is there a door?
also casts choas"kek" at the pyramid
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39845
39846
>>39842
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39846
39847 39848 39850 39859
>>39845
my sword kills them just fine.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39847
39850
>>39846
This.
>>39844
Pretty sure that only works on living things.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39848
39849
>>39846
Why not wait until you have sword and spells both?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39849
39851
>>39848
You could say the same thing about the enemies.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39850
39856
>>39847
>>39846
I swear to God I am the guy who yelled at Custer asking him why the hell he didn't want to bring the Gattling guns to face the Sioux in battle
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39851
39852
>>39849
The big ones in the lair didn't see combat. They are fresh and ready
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39852
39853 39856 39858
>>39851
They could also be planning a ritual to destroy the entire port at once.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39853
39854
>>39852
Huh?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39854
39855
>>39853
Ebin Spells are Nuke-tier.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39855
>>39854
And they can be made in 10 hours?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39856
39857 39860 39862
>>39843
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39857
>>39856
I feel like going in anyway.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39858
>>39852
this.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39859
39865
>>39846
Try Earthquake. Even if it doesn't collapse it, it has to do some damage.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39860
>>39856
i cast earthquake on it.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39861
Cross-thread remider that the 99999 and 100000 get are <200 posts away
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39862
39864
>>39856
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken

Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39863
39867
Kek. Some of these Ebin Spells are funny.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Mass_Frog
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39864
>>39862
And once that spot is open, enter through boat or fly in
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39865
39866 39867
>>39859
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
4cikZ
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No.39866
39868
[1d20 = 4]
>>39865
is there any opening on it?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39867
39868 39870
>>39863
>range: 300 ft
>Duration: permanent
>>39865
Is there any guess of what kind of material it could be?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39868
39869 39872 39873 39875
>>39866
No.
>>39867
e.e
How many times are you going to make me say "not unlike Trump tower"?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39869
39870 39871 39872
>>39868
"cant you go inside tracy?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39870
>>39869
for
>>39867

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39871
39872
>>39869
Dimension lock works both ways
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39872
39874
>>39869
"Nope."
>>39868
I never really determined what the Trump tower was made of either.
>>39871
Tracy doesn't know that.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39873
39874
>>39868
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.

Looking for Darkie
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39874
39877
>>39872
Its glassteel
>>39873
He's not hiding; in future "Goes and finds Darkie" will be fine
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39875
39876 39879 39882
>>39868
since its floating can it be moved?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39876
39878 39879
>>39875
>*get together and tilt the tower over, like niggers pushing-over a car*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39877
39879 39882
>>39874
Excellent. Ask him

"If you wanted to break into this tower, how would you do it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39878
39882 39884
>>39876
>push tower upside down
>everyone in it has their week ruined
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39879
39880 39881 39883 39890
>>39875
>>39876
Cuz its not gi-fucking-gantic and shit
>>39877
"I'd have to think about that. When I first um,... visited to um,... pick up a bit, it was easy. Since I'm already a player I can readily come and go at will, even with fields in place. I just went chameleon and walked right in."

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39880
39889
>>39879
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39881
39884 39885 39889
>>39879
if we tie a rope around it and pull it with trump tower will it move?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39882
>>39878
>>39877
>>39875
We could also just get on its surface, undo the dimension lock, and then slip in before it teleports. Or teleport with it
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39883
39889
>>39879
"hey thez. do you know how to get inside tower?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39884
39886
>>39881
>>39878
Actually I still want to shoot at it with cannons. 12 cannons firing every minute for two hours.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39885
>>39881
It'd be a pain to tie around.
Use sovereign duct tape to attach the cables.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39886
39887 39888 39889 39890
>>39884
Do we have any adamantine?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39887
>>39886
no i dont think we do.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39888
>>39886
Probably some
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39889
39891 39893
>>39880
"Why don't you just ask me to try and figure out how to get in the pyramid over there? Its not like I didn't notice it when I was picking up the horn."
>>39881
e_6
>>39883
Thez is in the port, helping clean up the mess that she still blames herself for.
>>39886
How much are you talking?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39890
>>39886
Adamantine was explicitly stated as being among the metals in the treasury

>>39879
To Darkie
"Second question for you. If any particular spot on the tower were shot at with cannon balls and trebuchets enough times - and I mean literal hundreds of shots over hours - would it eventually break?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39891
39895
>>39889
"That's pretty much my question"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39893
39895
>>39889
i walk over and inquire.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39894
Tracy needs to fix her relationship with her husbando anyways
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39895
39896 39897
>>39891
"I'll see what I can come up with. As far as cannons, you might want to ask the midgit, he's the resident expert on this place."
>>39892
>expensive fuggin' cannonballs
Not enough for more than a few shots.
>>39893
"No... sorry."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39896
39899
>>39895
"me help you clean up."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39897
39899
>>39895
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39898
39901
I g2g soon.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39899
39900 39903
>>39897
"I mean the little shit with a penchant for setting things on fire."
>>39896
"... thanks. There's two things I need your help with actually."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39900
39904
>>39899
"what they are?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39901
39914
>>39898
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
5pjEW
?
No.39903
39905 39908 39911
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>>39899
"Thank you"

Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back

>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39904
39906
>>39900
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39905
>>39903
IKR?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39906
39910
>>39904
"me know you still blame yourself, but me don't blame you thez. you didn't know."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39907
39910
May as well continue talking with Felicia, if she hasn't wondered off and hasn't been killed by Darkie

"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39908
39909 39911
>>39903
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez

Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39909
1514346473870.jpg
>>39908

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39910
39912 39915
>>39906
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39911
39913
>>39903
>>39908
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39912
39921
>>39910
"I'm... I'm sorry. I too left things and people behind"

*Attempts to hug pony*

>>39910
Good. Good. Join the light side
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39913
39917
>>39911
Aww
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39914
39916 39921
>>39901
Tracy gives up and goes back to the tower.
It's like ~3:00 AM, right?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39915
39922
>>39910
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39916
39917 39921
>>39914
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39917
39918 39919
>>39913
>'I couldn't find her...'
>>39916
There's no way it's before midnight. And hoo-mans need sleep.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39918
39920
>>39917
I'm hoping RBG was killed before sunset and the rest of this autistic mess didn't take more than six hours. But yes, he's going to sleep eventually

*starts removing heavy plate*

>>39917
>"Tracy... do you... really appreciate what did on the docks..."

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39919
39920
>>39917
>"I'm in the tower in the common area. If you care"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39920
39923
>>39918
>'I do.. although it's kind of pointless, because she's still at large..'
>>39919
>'Let's go to bed...'
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39921
39923
>>39912
Accepts hug
>light side
Its alot easier since she's not half-devil
>>39914
More like 5 I think, a few hours before dawn yet.
>>39916
Unless you mean new years, why midnight?

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39922
39924
>>39915
Her expression hardens. "Oh, I'm gonna call in a favor for this one."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39923
>>39921
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better

>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"

>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39924
39925
>>39922
"oh? from who?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39925
39926 39927
>>39924
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39926
39928
>>39925
"you mean darkie?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39927
39928
>>39925
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task

Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39928
39929 39931
>>39926
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39929
39930
>>39928
"thez me don't want you to make deals with devils"
*sad Minoutaur face*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39930
39932 39933
>>39929
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39931
>>39928
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39932
>>39930
"okay me trust you thez"
*tightens hug*
5pjEW
?
No.39933
39934 39935
[1d20+30 = 42]
>>39930
Does Felicia have any wants at the moment? Sense motive on pony
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39934
39936
>>39933
+30? Rly? Damn. That's some Jedi-level shit

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39935
39937
>>39933
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39936
>>39934
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39937
39938 39940 39942
>>39935
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39938
39939
>>39937
*cleans up and piles bodies*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39939
39941 39943
>>39938
"Leave that part to me, I can teleport. Your men are in mourning, and could use a morale boost," she smiles hopefully. "They look up to you, and not just cuz you're fuggin' tall."