Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>38867want if infernuis wanted to become a big mac type poner?
>>38867Su abilities are cooler.
And don't compare her to that literal monster.
>>38866MORE HUGS FOR THE HUGS GOD!
>>38868You're weird sometimes
>>38869Okay, but you can't keep those two
>>38871why? infernuis might want to be a poner.
>>38865id love to hunt some (((griffons.)))
I'm hittin the hay, night faggots
>>38876what time does gm get off work?
>>38865>Too bad they are way below the party's CR by nowThis is more or less the reason I'd like to take it slow with the level advancement and limit haxxor. So we can enjoy the simple things, and don't need an arms race with opponents as much
>>38879On a Friday? I though he'd be off by now
>>38883Probably. He says he has a girlfriend, I imagine that would take some time. He also does other things I am sure
>>38878Goodnight!
>>38881Nevermind what I said. I forgot all creatures could be buffed by adding hit dice and feats.
>>38885>>38885I guess that's true. I talked with GM and he confirmed that Fae should be bigly with the hit die added from the Paladin's Mount class, which would make her the equal of Cauchemar Tracy in a few regards
>>38886I want to summon Tracy's sidekick soon..
>>38887And I want a Silver dragon for a cohort
>>38890Think that Triceratops could be trained?
>>38891its dead? can you train a zombie?
>>38892We can revive it can't we? Tracy took its horns and skin. I think Torc cut off a chunk of the carcass as well.
>>38887It'll take three levels before she can do that though.. I guess she has time to plan.
>>38893yea whats your handle animal skill? mines 4.
>>38895Idk how Multiclass points work desu...I put everything I could into it.
>>38896i just remembered animal is hitler's domain so we could most likely tame it.
>>38898gm said i was being a faggot and said hitler's domain is animal and good.
>>38890You should try to do something so fucking huge, ridiculous and zealous it cannot possibly be ignored.
Go full extremist.
>>38899I think that was because you bullshitted us with that Teleport.
>>38901it was in the spell list though.
>>38900i wiped out a communist village.
>>38899>>38901Infernius's faggot said that Hitler's domains were "animal and good," and then GM brought it back up when he pulled that teleport bullshit
>>38902>CommunistI gave Tracy bonus points in my relationship math for not participating
>>38904REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE they were commies dammit!!
>>38905They were mentally disabled persons who were being taken advantage of by mafiasos and leftist politicians. Even if they were communists, they should have been given the opportunity to repent first
>>38902Apparently not enough.
Think bigger. Make a noise so intense that it could be heard from heaven. And I mean a REALLY BIG noise.
Channel all of your latent autism into pure zealous frenzy.
>>389071.theres no talking to communist's they arent retarded they are brain washed and CANNOT be talked to or trusted.
2.do you know what the communist did in berlin?
>>38908wipe out all kikes even the capitalist one?
>>38908I need to make Trumpaladin more attractive to his god. More souls, more money, and more glory
>>38909Perhaps if they were real communists, then sure. But living in a Communist country is not the same thing as being a communist. Vladimir Putin was born in the Soviet Union, and he was even an officer in the KGB. But he's a Nationalist hero
>>38910That would be pretty impressive
>>38912hes a dirty soviet disguised as a right wing politician
>inb4 i get KGBed >>38910And all of her millions of shitposting glimmernigger. Every single one of them, without mercy.
Tracy would be willing to help take-out Glimmer.
>>38911That too.
And be noisy about it. Make spam the evocation.
>>38911>>38914Leave our money farmer alone!
>>38915he needs to go he told to me to get thez a gemstone that would kill her.
>>38914amazing pic make it red.>Tracy would be willing to help take-out Glimmer.thanks.
pic related
>>38916T be fair, it was Infernius who asked for it, and there's no way Ben knows shit about the NEP.
>>38916I'm pretty sure he tried to talk him out of it
>Implying anything less than the full strength of the party could come close to equaling GlimmerShe's the Princess of Haxxor you know
>>38917he asked for a gem stone more rare than a diamond and ben said "the only one i can think of is the voidstone"
>>38919Well yeah because you asked him a question and he told you the truth
>>38920he still tried to kill me.
>>38921I hate kikes more than anything, but I don't think that was his intention.
>>38922he told infernuis to go get a stone that could kill him, he knew he was too stupid to quit untill he got said item.
>>38924I don't think Ben can be blamed for Infernius's deliberate indifference to futility of his quest
>>38925kikes are sneaky that way.
>>38926
Pic
>>38926
>Trying to get gibs from GM by "thinking aloud"
You can also see the pic
Fuck you new picture uploading system
>>38773How does Damage reduction work? Do attacks still land on targets with the ability?
>>38930It works exactly as the name implies. Unless the attack is made by a type of attack that goes around the damage reduction, the amount of damage the target takes per attack is reduced by the amount of damage specified
>>38931Unfortunately I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a Cauchemar, so nothing will really excite you. Sure, you can summon actual demons, but controlling them for your own ends will be more difficult
>>38932>I don't think you're going to get much more impressive than a CauchemarI'm not looking for combat capabilities. I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilities.
>>38933Didn't mean to submit.
What's most important is that it matches her character thematics.
>>38933>I want something that fits the niches she lacks in, but also synergizes with her abilitiesLike what?
>>38934And what are her character thematics exactly?
>>38932Do creatures that take no damage due to damage reduction still take damage via Smiting?
>>38936I'm getting the impression from the wiki that Smite evil just adds to the amount of damage done in the attack, but does not modify the type of attack, and so would not circumvent damage reduction if the attack would not circumvent damage reduction
>>38935Something with deft hands that could do carry hold things or use simple items. I want something intelligent, not physically strong, and it's gotta be ebil. It'd be nice to have something smaller that could follow her in stealth wherever she goes too.
Something with minor spell-like abilities would be nice.
>thematicsNightmare mythology, ghosts, edginess.. etc.
>>38937Does it add to the damage, or the attack check? Enhancement bonus is different from extra Damage.
For example, the Power Attack feat allows you to detract from the attack roll, but increase the damage of a successful attack greatly.
>>38938Power Attack is great if you have a high base attack bonus, btw.
>>38938You want a house elf
Smite evil adds the charisma bonus to the attack roll and the paladin level to the damage roll. For example, Trumpaladin would receive a +4 bonus to his attack roll and a +16 to his damage roll
>>38939I agree. I don't think I ever specified Trumpaladin's last two feats, but one of them must be power attack
>>38940Shit.. I was hoping you wouldn't figure it out..
>>38940Also a requirement for BG.You'll want Improved Sunder too, because otherwise that Shatterspike is only counts as a +1 longsword.
>>38942Do you mean like the old European myths, or like in Harry Potter? House Elves are spooky, desu.
>>38942>>38941Eh, I can put that on the list of possible companions Trumpaladin wouldn't need to kill/I wouldn't be too jealous of
no offense>>38943Improved sunder is a good feat for him to acquire, but to specify it as his sixth feat now is a bit... I don't know
It's a +3 longsword, thank you very much
>>38941Okay, serious question, can I decorate your character, and what kind of enchantments do you want?
>>38945>What kind of enchantmentsFor items? She'd appreciate anything she has a slot filled-in for.
She currently doesn't have a belt, boots, or a helmet.
>Possible companions Trump wouldn't need to killAn Alp would be the archetypical sidekick for her, desu.
>>38946I meant in her Cauchemar form (she doesn't have many slots in that form, but only the horseshoes and maybe saddle are filled), but that is something to think about
What is an Alp? I can't find it anywhere
>>38947>AlpThe older, darker version of elves in European mythology (Alp literally means "elf"), and an early inspiration for archytypes surrounding European vampires. It's pretty much exactly the same as a Night Hag, except it takes the form of a small elf boy or fairy with pointed ears, sometimes with mildly demonic features. They're wicked, sinister beings (although sometimes whimsical and carefree) who travel the countryside by attaching their invisible bodies to the backs of horses, entering the homes of mortals and feeding off of the dreams of the wicked and sinful, whole they'd treat upon while they slept. Like the Germanic Night Hags, they're associated with myths surrounding sleep paralysis and especially nightmares.
In some instances, they're known as "Sons of the mares (hags)", implying that they're sent by evil witches and demons to do their bidding, playing tricks on humans and tormenting them as they slept.
Alp appear quite a bit in Germanic folklore especially in Dark Age German prayers.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/nightmare.htmlhttps://www.vampires.com/the-nightmarish-alp/http://the-demonic-paradise.wikia.com/wiki/Alp >>38950what is that on her chest and how do you kill it?
>>38951It's an """"elf""", or so it says..
It's apparently incredibly hard to catch, and even harder to kill.
Gosh I want to summon one now. It'd be perfect: basically a small Night Hag, with a disposition for >rape.
>>38952silver? holy water? a blessed hand grenade?
>>38953Problem is, they disappear as soon as they sense trouble. They turn into ghosts and you never see them again until you find yourself paralyzed the dark after the worst dream.
They're supposed to attach themselves to people filled with sin, similar to incubuses.
>>38951This
>>38953Also this
>>38952Just get a Harry Potter house elf
And please stop trying to kill off one of the prides of /mlp/ and replace her with your own conception of a European myth that never was
>>38955But I don't want a Harry Potter house elf. I want a badass Dark Age """elf""". It'd be perfect.
>>38956its more of a demon, it would fit tracys style.
Tracy is now banned from Trumpaladin's room
Congratulations
*sets magic circle against evil around bed*
>>38958Ikr. Would make a great ebil sidekick.
If it had Hag abilities, it could ride on her back or shoulder while ethereal, just like it would in myth. It could shapeshift into a humanoid as well for all sorts of utilities a pony might need assistance with.
>>38960Fuck your Ethereal bullshit
I forgot to mention. Etherealness is now a ban and post deletion, because that's the easiest solution
>>38961>>38961Feels so much better saying that
>>38882I had to run the night shift today because the plant manager is a jew. Not literally,... but literally.
Btw,... ffs ppl
>>38965Thez didn't gain it by bullshit, and doesn't use it to steal from party members or to get around actually having to RP well.
>>38958I was going for something remotely humanoid anyway.
>>38959*Stands outside room, wearing nothing but the most provocative set of striped Kashmir socks*