Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>38336ill be more towards nazi germany though.
>>38337Um... what does that mean though?
>>38338jews cannot be space marines, their genes are to weak.
>>38339Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines
So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
>>38340capitalism is just the same as communism, they're both Jewish inventions.
>>38335>>38333Makes sense. Natsoc/Fascism sounds more like a lawful ideology.
>>38328We have two churches though. Wouldn't that set them against each other?
>>38343>>38345Also, both churches only have one official and no formal court. A dispute over heresy could literally just be a slugfest between two party members.
>>38346>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officialsIf this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.
Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
>>38343>>38346The question you're basically posing right here is "is it possible to simultaneously be a good American, and a National Socialist?"
Awkward...
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>>38347NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
>>38349It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
>>38350Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
>>38354You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
>>38354If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
>>38357Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
I really do hope we can level up after these upcoming fights.
>>38360My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
>>38361Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
>>38362I'm hungry for XP. I want it bad.
>>38364How did you come to that?
>>38363*heart breaks... More than a little...*
>>38362You don't want to level up faster?
>>38368I don't want a time skip before then
>>38369What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
>>38370And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
>>38371Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
>>38372Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
>>38374It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
>>38375Great. Tell Sechs to order a corvee
>>38344i wont violate your nap, im actually kind of fond of ancapism.
>>38346i need to fix up my church but im not quite sure how to go about it.
>>38348reeeeee it is possible ask Henry ford.
>>38372ill let uatchit eat them.
>>38376If we don't have to rebuild the town first...
>>38377>eat themWe were going to ressurect them, weren't we?
>>38378No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
>>38381Where are they going to sleep?
>>38379Tracy's faggot has a good idea with that. We need more humans to populate empty cities
>>38382Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
>>38385The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
>>38386as long as there are no mind flayers i think we ok.
>>38384They were probably gathered from all over the continent.
>Here comes diversity>>38387Yeah, at least we can be sure there won't be any Mindflayer Blackguards with Beholder mounts. That would never happen.
>>38390
Humans (aryan)
Elfs
Minotuars
Ponies
Dwelfs
more?
>>38391
too late
>>38394Halflings?
Centaurs?
Satyrs?
Monstrous Humanoids?
Giants of different varieties?
>>38395Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
>>38395>Halflings?>Centaurs?>Satyrs?happas.
>Giants of different varietiespagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoidsshitskins
>>38397Minotuars are monstrous Humanoids. And some of them are too intelligent to be niggers.
>>38396>Gnomeswhite
>Pixiesno
>Ogres an ogre magesfatties that need discipline.
>Troglodytesnot familiar with, but if they are like argonians then yes.
>>38398i sais minotuars where white already though.
[Read more] >>38399What about other monstrous Humanoids?
>>38400we would have to review each one.
>>38399>ArgoniansLike lizardfolk?
What about other reptilians?
>>38401Good point.
In fact, this conversation is kind of pointless as it stands. Let's review each race as we meet them, and then review individuals. You never know who you'll meet.
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
>>38390
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
>>38402>Judge them each by the content of their characterDear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
>>38404they are talking about the ones in town.
>>38407Oh that won't even be a thing. If the fight wasn't unresolved I could go
>pic related
>>38410"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
>>38411we need an aryanne version of this one.
>>38409>wooshWe're not going to resurrect everyone?
>ITT, GM says "no, fuck your planning"
>>38410Saved
>>38413Is there a poner of the Planets
>>38415>ITT, Torc will fuck GM's plans for fucking the player planning >>38413>pic>>38414The zombies? No, there will be no resurrecting zombies
>>38415RLY? I thought ITT GM is told "Fuck your planning"
>>38418Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
>>38424
its actually pretty cool desu.
What's the most aesthetic, realistic skull goblet design you can have?
>>38424
There can never be enough edge.
>>38429i drink from an actual skull.
>>38429Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skull
goblet Tankard
>>38432You need at least a bit of craftsmanship to get a great, usable goblet though.
>>38435In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
>>38436Technically, you could make a throne out of the entire Giant skull. Just sayin
>>38435The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
>>38441Pic related are by some Japanese artist who carved them out of flawed pearls.