Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>38235Yeah fuck your haxxor. No free astral projection whatever as a racial feature
>>38237>haxxIt's all within the rules.
>>38237For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
>>38236What's wrong with Torcuil's polymorph?
>>38240It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
>>38245Skididle, skidoodle
Your dick is now a noodle
>>38245Wait until the battle is over.
>>38241Poor Torcuil
*pets wizard*
>>38239It triggers me
>>38242Would it do what he wants?
>>38247Wh-what kind of nerfing..?
>>38250>Would it do what he wants?Would what do what who wants?
>>38252Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
>>38257>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength>wants to give up racial bonus to strength>says he's afraid of being nerfedInfernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>>38256I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
>>38257"You shush, and put the belt and the arms on. Dammit."
Thez likes it rough.
>>38192But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ftOh come on.
>>38261>wearing the belt and arms for ThezDianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>>38264Funny that you mention Feinstein,....
>>38262You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
>>38266>>38261"you put on one of those costumes i bought for you"
>>38268>puts on the Raven one."IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>>38267Oh THAT'S a great idea o_o
>>38269"me think it look good om you"
*grapples*
>>38268Thez would make a great Wendy's girl, desu.>>38270I don't see any exclusion for unique creatures either...
Can it really be developed turn a creature into a Tarrasque? Will a spellcraft DC high enough? I actually hope I'm reading this wrong..
>>38271*cough* a leftist Senator lich is attacking the city by infiltrating the sewers *cough*
>>38273Doesn't matter, we're in a meta time-lapse.
"~Flashy, I'm ~bored."
*snuggles brutally*
>>38272Don't encourage him
>>38273I guess I did spoil her being the sewer
blich then,....
>>38272this!
>>38273she can wait.
>>38271*binds with rope then ties hair to it*
>>38274*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
>>38278*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura [1d20 = 3]>>38281>bitches love sticks confirmed>>38282"Shut ur gob maggot! Even with only two legs, I can still drop you in a moment flat!"
Unless a 1, Infernius is dropped Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
>>38281*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly
ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
>>38286*bumplocks thread*
"Shh... It's okay horsey"
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all>>38285>undeadUhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38283>>38284"hit me again baby, Me like it."
>>38288Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
>>38289>furious sex noisesYou know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>>38290I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
>>38287*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
[1d20 = 10]>>38293"Wanna bend down silly horsey?"
*gets behind horsey*
Grabs her
>>38291ok so no hooman permanantly, good good
pic related
[1d20 = 5]>>38294>faggot not exactly sure how to bend*sits back on top of hoo-man*
>>38296Idk what that roll was for. She's bending, somehow..
>>38296*tries to position himself for horse*
>>38297fugging phone-posting>>38297Consider it 'acccommodating'
>>38299Lovingly inserts himself into demon horse"You are best mount Tracy"
>>38301[happy pony noises]
"You're the best mounter." she says insistently
"So mount me, again!"
>>38302*Flicks non-damaging fire-tail in face*
*raises tail*
>>38300*switches to the pile driver position.*
*looks to see who is watching, since they are in the open*
>>38308*mounts her back harder, warmly accepting the invitation*
To Fae
>"I'm sorry Fae >>38309*Presses back into him softly*
>>38310top kekIs loving his horsey*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*
loves horsey>>38311*presses inside her hard*
[Read more] >>38313*Presses him back against pile of dry bones for support*
*Bounces mercilessly on pelvis(s)*
>>38314*uses his full buffed up strength to ride horse and beat her right back*
*smacks flank*
>>38314*Uses all power on horsey*
>>38315*Shudders feverishly at slap, cheeks clapping*
>>38316>31 Str*Humps back against dry bones, matching power with power, bouncing happily*
[Exhilarated horse noises]
"Oh, Flashy..!"
>>38317*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
>>38318*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
>>38319"I - I - I'll try"
*desperately tries to match horsey, bucking right back*
>>38321>>38320>>38319"Yippee Kiy-ay!"
*unable to hold back any longer...*
Lets forth a stream of raw, pure love into the horse, almost able to purge the evil from her"I love you, Tracy"
>>38320*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
>>38324*cums in horsey a second time in the rodeo**pets soft horse fur*
>>38325*kisses horsey*
"You're a pretty good pony"
*rubs muzzle*
>>38327we should form an anti-heretic squad.
>>38330It really is
Purging the wicked is the best part of being lawful good
>>38331im gonna become lawful pretty soon.
>>38333Trips confirm
Lawful alignment, best alignment