Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>38545Just tell her you're glad she's accompanying you to fight the hordes on the docks
>>38544>File namereeeee >>38545"Young sir, lovely though you may be,... that aside,... I am not certain that now is the time for such,... informalities. Tempting though it may be to rape ur(his) haggis,.... consider this a wash.
unless this is all a wash Xp >>38549Every other member of the party fucked during the battle though
[1d20 = 5]>>38549Oh I just had the best idea
"Oh, well u-uh.
Um
You see..."
Spaghetti shoots forth from all pockets of Torcs rope.
Rolling for attack
>>38554And here, I was sure Torcuil wasn't gonna try and fug the Unicorn
>>38556Idk what I was doing, but this'll work
>>38554Tracy's supposed to finish her.
>>38559She will, don't worry; it'll be tragic and melancholy
>>38561pls no I'm already really sad I doomed that character
>>38563Shush nao, tragic heroine shit
>>38564this is all your fault, accept her death and move on.
>>38566Oh right, cuz,... nevermind.
>>38564She's a big girl. Its okay.
>>38566U WILL SHUSH FOR NAO OR TRUMP WILL PEE HIS ARMOR
>>38567This, desu.
It's the point of no return.
>>38566At least wait until the devours are kill, so Tracy can get her soul before they do.. >>38567I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOUKD HAPPEN!
>>38569*cries anyways*
>>38573Let her be free...
May she find the peace in death she could not find in life...
*is sad*
>>38574She's probably already centuries old anyway.
>>38571well it did her fate is set simply because you couldnt keep it in your pants, think about that next time you see a nice looking horse. i dont want anymore horse death.
>>38576Please defend her. She deserves a defense
>>38574"Don't be sad anon. I'm the coyote's character. You haven't heard the last of me." ^_~
>>38576>Trump pees his armorwhat, I said it would happen,.... >>38576You have Death.
Did you know that Wraith is a Scottish term, btw? I've been reading a lot of European mythology lately.
>>38581Tracy can kill death instead
>>38579Torc will, but if she dies prepare for a giant shit storm>>38580>ITT Torc has been catfished by a coyote pretending to be a unicorn.>>38581Yeah, I knew wraith was scottish. Pretty instresting. Do you have any good resources for celtic mythology?
>>38585kek like thats gonna happen.
>>38587I know how to make it happen
>>38586Not cat-fished, any more than Infernius is a fag 4 being into Thez (who is the brainchild of a dude)
>>38589But the coyote is a character ingame. You aren't
>>38588you wish. tracy will never let it happen.
>>38589but me no es faggio
>>38586Godspeed NEET Scott. Godspeed
>>38589Did Cecil's faggot ever call back?
>>38594Will any of our caster be willing to develop an Epic spell to permanently fuse Trumpaladin to Tracy's back? I looked it up: it's possible.
>>38590LOLL no! The coyote,... well on the one hand it can be said to vastly predate the GM, on the other hand, its been around
ever since in the perspective of the GM.
Tl:dr Coyote gets what coyote wants
>>38591>>38595....y, yeah he got into methamphetamines lately,....
>>38599thats unfortunante if not a shitpost.
>>38597I'll fucking do it, no cost at all
>>38597REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*takes breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>38602I take that back, one cost. No kill unicorn
>>38597it would be worth the ban.
>>38604Pls no kill unicorn and no fuse Trumpaladin to demon horse
\r
>>38606You can have one or the other.
>>38597>>38605and you can still kill the unicorn in my deal.
>>38605You liked me just a few weeks ago
>>38600>>38601Not a shitpost. I hope for him, but the choice is his. He's not at death's door (that I know of) ATM, but he's made "better choices" in "previous circumstances" desu.
>>38610Oh well, hope he gets better.
Makes me a bit grateful I'm addicted to RPGs and not drugs...
>>38609i still like you but you need to learn from you mistakes, the unicorn dies.
>>38608May as well develop the seeds, just in case.
You might want to read into Epic Spellcasting.
>>38615Ay. Nobody robbed a store for some Mixed Nuts. Just sayin'
>>38616Literally the only relative benefit
>>38620Anyone who wants these Nuts only needs to ask, they're FFA....
Tks for the,... what do you call it? Loosh? "Good Vibes"? Meh, I look forward to telling him that faggots from the internet who know nothing about him want him to do his best >>38621Tell him one of them says Hi
>>38621The current iteration's paladin sympathizes with his plight in life and his poor reception in the game...
Too well
>>38613the lesson isnt complete, you need this for mental discipline.
>>38622>>38623I told him to trust in horsepussy. The ball is in his court.
>>38628Yes. Unironically, blogposting aside.
>>38631>>38632For the record, the conversation wasn't "Blah blah HORSEPUSSY!!!" but along those lines. I told him that I found the strangest group of friends, and that that the Game goes on (virtually) all the time.
>>38634infernuis "berrytwist" preston. MNO
>>38626
Your autistic revenge plot is greentext worthy
Like I don't think even you know
>>38637*pets pony, muzzle, head and ears*
>>38638That'd be one hell of a long, complicated greentext to explain all this autism.
>>38639*purrs affectionately, eyes closed*
>>38644
i dunno i found it on derpibooru.
>>38645Are you going to level-up Infernius as a Monk immediately after this level?
>>38646yea clerics really dont get anything through lvl up.