Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>38974
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
GM, how long would it take, and what would it take, to provide medium fortification (equivalent of a +3AC enchantment or 9000 GP) to an armor piece?
>>38968
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't work and she must be sure of the outcome.
Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
As to this point, that's because Thez is a personality first and a set of abilities, skills, feats, and haxx, second. I'm not being critical by that, and I'm not saying she doesn't use her abilities (of course she does), but she uses her abilities when conversation/dialogue, interaction, etc. won't work and she must be sure of the outcome.
Though, she did spend several centuries not getting her way. That did make her more amicable.
>>38975
Just a base magical enchantment? The fastest way would be Magical Vestment followed by Permanency; 3 rounds.
>>38977
>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount
>Cheaper
Anon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
>Custom barding made to fit a specific exotic mount
>Cheaper
Anon..
Idk though. There could be some way. Her natural armor is already pretty good though.
>>38981
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
... Can't that be cast on bareskin though? Does it still apply then?
>>38980
I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.
The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
I'll elaborate in a second
>>38982
No, it has to be cast on 'something'.
The rules list 'several' spells that can be made permanent, and having gone through them all, I found that the spells that are able to be made so are generally all abjurations. It seems silly that one can make Magic Fang permanent and not Magic Vestment, so I'll allow it. In fact, if it makes a certain degree of sense, I'll throw the book out (hence why Thez can still airwalk Xp)
>>38979
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
She's got great AC. But fortification is an enchantment that greatly reduces or even eliminates the chance of a critical hit or a sneak attack dealing the extra damage associated with those kinds of attacks. I would get it for Trumpaladin if he had an open armor slot
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*wakes up*
Good morning faggots.
Good morning faggots.
>>38989
Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8
Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
Good morning
https://youtu.be/s-_MVrViO-8
Don't forget to give the main board some love today. We had a good day yesterday and we just might make the 100,000 before New Years
>>38991
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies
Well, the smite its self is a damage bonus on specifically aligned creatures, but if the creature's damage reduction exceeds the damage dealt - even with the extra damage - then no.
>urge to shitpost intensifies
>>38992
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
Vanderiem's bonus relative to evil aligned creatures (or at least infernals) is +7. Is Vanderiem "epic" relative to evil creatures for the purpose of overcoming damage reduction?
>>38994
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
I know he at least counts as a magick weapon and an good-aligned weapon.
Reminder that Paladins can apply those affects to any weapon the wield with the Magick Weapon and Bless Weapon spell. They're meant to overcome damage reduction of monsters, when you don't already have a magick/good weapon at your disposal.
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>>38916
I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud!
I went ahead and recolored it just because you asked.
>Infernius came to repose souls and chew his cud, and he's all out of cud!
>>38995
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)
>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
But the problem is that spells like Holy Sword don't stack on top of the sword's enchantment bonus. So I gain very little from these spells (the 2d6 damage might be worth it, but I only have 1 4th level spell and Death Ward is pretty awesome)
>Bless weapon spell
If there's no way or it isn't worth enchanting Fae's teeth magic fang and permanency (xp cost is yuge) I can just use those spells on her. Good idea
>>38997
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
I'm just reminding you, in case you ever managed to drop him again. Paladins' weapon-enhancement spells are mostly for bypassing Damage Reduction of fiends and other monsters.
Reminder that if all these others are getting more animal companions, I need a young adult (or adult) female Silver Dragon as a cohort
>>39000
>animal companions
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
>animal companions
Only Rangers and Druids get those.
You can train as many animals as you have time for though. I'd suggest putting more ranks into Handle Animal in the future then.
>>39005
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
That's kind of what I'm finding, leading me to conclude that someone didn't think things through. I mean, per that definition yes Vandereim is epic v. ebil, and likewise Sugoito is epic at breaking shit. Having said, there are other entries, specifically pertaining to magic weapons that expressly state that a weapon can't have an enhancement bonus of more than +5, nor can it have a combined enhancement and ability bonus (there's a table) beyond +10. The listings (here for example - https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Magic_Weapons#Epic_Weapons ) suggest that somewhere along the way someone(s) at D&D HQ said "Nah fuck that, lets make 'em bigger anyway!" which goes a long way to explaining why ppl have said 3.5 is broken.
I mean by this listing, a +30 sword is possible, which is just ass-fucking-retarded desu
>>39004
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
I was thinking of forging a Shatterspike for Tracy as well. Blackguards have all of the spells and feats to craft them, and disarming your enemy by smashing their favorite weapon is such a BBEG tier move.
>>39009
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going to be the most ebin (not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
Indeed. It was precisely for that reason that Thez intentionally fugged up Sugoito's creation. It was going to be the most ebin (not counting shit like the list above) Vorpal Sword evar. There's a story behind it, but yeah breaking the opponent's shit is a quick way to make them impotent for all intents and purposes.
>>39011
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
Especially when your enemy is no match for you in unarmed combat.
>>39013
Bless Weapon and Corrupt Weapon make the affected weapon good/ebil. Corrupt weapon says:
>The weapon also becomes evil, which means it can bypass the damage reduction of certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.)
If Tracy pics up a Good aligned weapon that doesn't like her, could she just make it her bitch for a few minutes with that spell? The spell says no saving throw.
I was going to experiment by torturing Vaderiem for a couple seconds, but I didn't want to get b&.
>>39016
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
Vanderiem is an Ancient Artifact that is intelligent and Scottish. And the Scotts don't take kindly to those who think they can just make them their "bitch" so easily. The only reason Vanderiem even lets Trumpaladin use him (most of the time) is because there are no other Paladins. Tracy would get her ass beat
>>39016
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
Reminder that Vanderiem said "fuck you" to Trumpaladin when he tried to use him to defend Tracy
>>39014
"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
"Crap, she's onto me"
>And lo, Tracy did discover the main secret to how Thez has survived so long. She learned that trick 1v1 against a Nightwalker.
THe overcoming damage reduction bit relates to how all damage reduction is X/(w/e); x being the reduction, and w/e being the thing that overcomes it. Most infernals have something like 10/good.
I see your point on saving throws, and in that case I would give the weapon a saving throw since its diametrically opposed to Tracy to begin with.
... that's also why the broom-swords were a pair of short-swords instead of one greatsword
>>39010
Fuck off
Fuck off
>>39024
Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
Not formerly intelligent, but it used to be a Longtooth Daikatana, that was Thez' prized weapon until she found herself wandering through limbo. Its essentially Damascus, but forged with the longtooth (2nd edition) properties of being able to expand in size in the hands of a dwarf (1/2 dwarf still applies) and cut through stone.
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>>39026
Dwarfs, unlike elves, do not have any special note that half bloods are racially Dwarfs for such purposes. There is no "dwarven blood" note. Thez is racially an elf
>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf
Dwarfs, unlike elves, do not have any special note that half bloods are racially Dwarfs for such purposes. There is no "dwarven blood" note. Thez is racially an elf
>Elven Blood: For all effects related to race, a half-elf is considered an elf
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>>39028
Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
Thez pony is cute. She looks like Veronica the Communist pony, but pony is still a great look for her
>>39029
For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,....
For authenticity, it should be a long french braid, but I can't even get gradient-shade eyes to work right so,....
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>>39022
>I would give the weapon a saving throw
Alright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.
>>39029
>>39028
Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
>I would give the weapon a saving throw
Alright, what's the will save for an intelligent item then? And what's the DC for Corrupt Weapon (it says no save)? Or are their saves just a 1d20 roll, since they don't have levels?
It's nice being able to bitch-slap any unwilling weapon into submission though. Corrupt Weapon is the one unique spell Blackguards have. It's better than Align Weapon or Unholy Strike (not really) in that regard, because it (and bless weapon) is the only spell/effect that's can ignore and override a weapons alignment.
>>39029
>>39028
Recolor the eyes to blue. Yellow is Veronika's eye-color.
>>39031
>blue
I know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right
>saves
Corrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
>blue
I know that, but I just said I can't get gradient shade eyes to work right
>saves
Corrupt weapon was written wrt non-intelligent, non-aligned weapons. It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch It gets a saving throw. e_e
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>>39032
>It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch
Than can I intimidate them with Cause Fear or Doom, to make them more likely to fail the save?
>It was not written to allow you to make intelligent and aligned weapons your bitch
Than can I intimidate them with Cause Fear or Doom, to make them more likely to fail the save?
morning guys.
>>39032
>>39031
By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form
>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.
>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm
>>39035
Every day is meta day
>>39036
Good afternoon
>>39031
By the way, I looked it up, and Tracy couldn't claim Etherealness from having a Nightmare as an "Alternative form" because the creature undergoing the alternative form retains its special qualities of the original form, but does not gain the special qualities of the new form. She also could not use flaming hooves or smoke, since these are supernatural attacks, and a creature with an alternative form retains the supernatural attacks of its original form, but does not gain the supernatural attacks of the new form
>The creature retains the special qualities of its original form. It does not gain any special qualities of its new form.
>The creature retains the spell-like abilities and supernatural attacks of its old form (except for breath weapons and gaze attacks). It does not gain the spell-like abilities or attacks of its new form.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/specialAbilities.htm#alternateForm
>>39035
Every day is meta day
>>39036
Good afternoon
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>>39034
>not letting this go
I just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.
>How do u blend shades?
I do all my edits with:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.
new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
>not letting this go
I just want to try it out some time.. No lowly knife says 'no' to Tracy Cage.
>How do u blend shades?
I do all my edits with:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
I used the color replace tool to edit the eye-color.
new pic is just after desaturating some of that excess orange.
>>39041
I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
I'll have to experiment with that. I do my edits in Paint and Gimp, but that only goes so far (with my skill level)
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>>39057
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
>who was her first romantic interest
She's had some before. They're just dead now.
>>39057
>cuckolding
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
>cuckolding
Welp, time to put my actual dagger too use.
See y'all in hell.
JK, but fuck off
>>39061
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
>>39064
This
Ah, thanks for reminding me of something.
GM, prepare for an autistic rabbit message
>>39064
This
>>39065
Fug.
Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.
Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.
Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.
>>39068
"Is it a benis?"
Fug.
Okay, so before we fire off, lets recap. I haven't looked back, but I last recall Trump, Tracy, and Infernius at the main gate, with a giant skeleton at their feet and dozens more (zombies and skeletons) lining the ground. There are more, but they are keeping their distance, likely at the behest of that creepy-black-cloud-thing with a broom-handle sticking out of it with a rag-doll face.
Torcuil and Trollestia are at the docks, able to keep a hoard of sea-zombies at bay, while by sea there is a creepy-black pyramid thing with torches at the corners floating toward them.
Thez <whooof> had vanished previously, in response to screams from within the town and a series of concussive 'bang' sounds.
>>39068
"Is it a benis?"
>>39068
But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knows
The bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her...
But he's stopped being the waifu thief now. He didn't realize how much it hurt Tracy, but now he knows
The bigger problem is that he promised Torcuil he wouldn't sex her...
>>39071
Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
Tracy and Trumpaladin were charging Ruth, and were just moments away from being in range to attack her.
Tracy had her chain out ready to knock her off of her broom once they were just 60 ft away.
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