Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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>>39173You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175Dammit indeed
>>39178Also this
>>39168"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
>>39180regeneration wedding ring ftw
>>39178>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of anotherReally? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
>>39179She should ask you. You've the one with Blink, Astral Gate, and all of that
>>39182You don't get to have six attacks in a round because "muh nic cage movie." Make an attack with the sword, or with the chain. One or the other
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>>39179A ghoulish face slowly drifts upward through the top of the pyramid.
"Our view of the law is that it - if somebody is here without sufficient documentation, that is not reason for deportation."
>>39183This desu
>>39183Fuck it then. Just go with the chain.
>>39184id rather be in the sewers than see that face and hear that voice desu
>>39185Use your sword, It has better numbers
Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
>>39180"Ominous, but okay. So does that mean we aren't going?"
>>39183>mount>>39184"Fucking 'no borders' people. Listen Troll I hate to pressure, but are we gonna go or are we gonna wait?"
>>39188Attack pelosi before going into the Pyramid death trap
>>39187... I don't want to drop the sword while flying...The chain is still Melee though, isn't it?
>>39188T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
[1d100 = 64]>>39185So crit with the first attack, and rolling for fumble check
>>39188P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
>>39193*A cold shiver runs down Trumpaladin's Spine*
>>39195Not in range, but I'll allow a pre-emminent chill to run down Trump's spine.
>>39192Does she still have her sword, or not?
[2d20 = 35]>>39191"Hmmmm, one sec"
>>39193"Fuck off shill"
Torc draws both pistols, firing a shot from each.
I meant to ask this a long time ago, can you make Intimidate checks during combat? For the sake of Demoralization option.
>>39198Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
>>39201Thanks. Also GM, can Torc fire 2 or 4 shots per turn?
Why are we going with the first set of dice rolls?
Okay....
[1d20+21 = 25]>>39200Rolling for Intimidate, because why not?
Since she's two size categories larger, she gets a +8 bonus to it as well.
>>39202>Don't bother with Undead.Feel like doing it anyway.
[angry nightmare noises]
*roars at Ruth*
>>39207Dumb ass. That will cost you a round that you could have used to kill her
[1d20 = 3]>>39203Just 2, it takes a round for the pistols to re-constitute another bullet from water vapor.
>>39206Alright first off, though he took damage, this is the round where Infernius casts Cure serious, with saving throw.
>>39207RBG> Finger of Death
[1d20 = 9]
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
>>39208I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
>>39209>She failed a touch attack"You're about as good a mage as you are a jurist, Ginsby. Sad!"
>>39211Just for the record, she does have monster Fortitude while being ridden only, right?
>>39206Thanks
>>39209I figured. What do the shots Torc fired do?
>>39214That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
>>39218I thought it was an attack roll for a touch attack...
>>39216Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
>>39220Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
[2d10+4 = 15]>>39217Yes. Both shots hit.
>>39219Newp
>>39220Still would have killed fyi
>>39223Cause damage....
>>39213Best one I could find on short notice
>>39221Her Cloak and Charm add +7 Charisma, and then Eagle's Splendor adds an additional +4 to that, for a total Char modifier of +6 added to the throw with Dark Blessing.
... The question is, how powerful is Ruth..?
>>39222Oh shit...
Checked..
>>39227Powerful enough. Tracy isn't dead, but she would be with a 3.
>GM waves nerf-hammer omenously>>39226No, its RBG's turn
>>39224Well you don't fucking say.
Maim, just damage, barely do shit?
>>39229But she just used it to cast finger of death on Tracy?
[1d20 = 13]>>39231Without sneak attacks or w/e they're just magical ranged weapons
T> Restoration
>>39232No, you're right, I'm getting the rounds mixed up
>>39232>>39234Alright.
Tracy uses her turn to unravel her chain from Trumpaladin's arm.
[persistent angry nightmare noises]
Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
[1d20 = 16]>>39234Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack
Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action
Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
>>39237And what are you
doing with that melee touch attack? Giving a massage?
>>39237Dude, no. Don't mess-up your turn by requiring a Concentration check.
Casting spells takes time.
>>39238Lay on Hands, I assume.
Pssst,... whats Infernius doing?
>>39239I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
>>39238Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose
"Boop"
Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time
"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"
With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
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[1d20 = 19]>>39234Well, ay. But theres a big fucking difference between taking a bullet to the foot, and taking one to the chest.
>>39236Torc throws Mr. Snek at Nancy, staff changing in midflight.
Grapple check on Pelosi from Snek
"Step on this"
[3d20 = 33]>>39240chop chop chop
"fucking kike! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>39243Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it
okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
>>39245[excited whinnying]
*snorts smoke*
>>39242>'Nice one on that, ~Flashy'[impressed monster noises]
>>39247>Pelosi>ThotI
should treat that as a 1 dice roll
>>39246"D'aww, I love you horsey"
*Pets horsey with both hands*
>>39245he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
>>39250*rears in mid-air, snorting a 15 ft jet of smoke*
[happy monster noises]
>>39251Nothing? No, u find stuff. I'll detail in a bit.
>>39252"Now let's loot her shit"
*Still petting horsey*
>>39257But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
>>39260>But she is alread deadYou hear that sound? Its the sound of a joke flying over your head
>>39264>I don't,... I don't know>>39265No, that's the sound of feigned-innocence humor being too subtle. In fact, with no sound at all.
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
>>39266>>39252"Tracy, remember how you wanted to kill devourers? Now is your chance"
Trumpaladin quickly directs Tracy to the ground to pick up any items that fell from RBG - very quickly - and then directs her back into the City, to see what happened while they were over the bridge
>>39264Ask if they need healing.
Worst case scenario, the Devourers took their souls.
Also, it's going to fucking suck if any of the General die again. That cumulative Death penalty is part of why I didn't even bother selecting leadership (also, low charisma)>>39269*does what he says*
>>39271T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
[1d20 = 12]>>39270Kill the devourers then. Search the material plane first, then the Ethereal, but get the souls back
>>39272>"They did not maintain their discipline... Sad!"Spot check for anything of interest that is moving
>>39273>1 r/s Damn
"Well, nothing now. My plan is fucked."
I educate her on plan T in the meantime
>>39277>>39275If that does succeed, then we can't jaunt into the structure. Can we blast holes into it with The Jolly Cunt's cannons?
>>39279Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city
We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
>>39277>>39275Actually,... that would work, and aside from causing a total re-write of what I had planned
as always Torcuil has enough time to do it.