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Lotsa Nuts
Anonymous
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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Anonymous
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No.39180
39181 39188
>>39173
You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175
Dammit indeed
>>39178
Also this
>>39168
"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
Anonymous
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No.39181
>>39180
regeneration wedding ring ftw
Anonymous
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No.39182
39183
>>39178
>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Really? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
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No.39183
39184 39185 39188
>>39179
She should ask you. You've the one with Blink, Astral Gate, and all of that

>>39182
You don't get to have six attacks in a round because "muh nic cage movie." Make an attack with the sword, or with the chain. One or the other
\r
Anonymous
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No.39184
39186 39188
Nancy-Pelosi2.jpg
>>39179
A ghoulish face slowly drifts upward through the top of the pyramid.
"Our view of the law is that it - if somebody is here without sufficient documentation, that is not reason for deportation."
>>39183
This desu
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39185
39187 39192
>>39183
Fuck it then. Just go with the chain.
Anonymous
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No.39186
>>39184
id rather be in the sewers than see that face and hear that voice desu
Anonymous
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No.39187
39190
>>39185
Use your sword, It has better numbers

Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39188
39189 39191 39193
>>39180
"Ominous, but okay. So does that mean we aren't going?"
>>39183
>mount
>>39184
"Fucking 'no borders' people. Listen Troll I hate to pressure, but are we gonna go or are we gonna wait?"
Anonymous
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No.39189
>>39188
Attack pelosi before going into the Pyramid death trap
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39190
39191
>>39187
... I don't want to drop the sword while flying...
The chain is still Melee though, isn't it?
Anonymous
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No.39191
39199
>>39188
T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190
It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
esnZi
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No.39192
39198
[1d100 = 64]
>>39185
So crit with the first attack, and rolling for fumble check
Anonymous
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No.39193
39194 39199
>>39188
P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
Anonymous
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No.39194
39195
>>39193
*A cold shiver runs down Trumpaladin's Spine*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39195
39196 39197
>>39194
Are we in range to hear that, or do we have to wait until Torc tells us?
Anonymous
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No.39196
>>39195
Not in range, but I'll allow a pre-emminent chill to run down Trump's spine.
Anonymous
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No.39197
>>39195
The latter. It's a bullshit "I sense a disturbance in the force" kind of thing that I am just doing for fun
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39198
39202
>>39192
Does she still have her sword, or not?
rGxba
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No.39199
39201 39206
[2d20 = 35]
>>39191
"Hmmmm, one sec"
>>39193
"Fuck off shill"
Torc draws both pistols, firing a shot from each.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39200
39202 39207
I meant to ask this a long time ago, can you make Intimidate checks during combat? For the sake of Demoralization option.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39201
39203
>>39199
Nice shots.
Anonymous
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No.39202
39204 39207
>>39198
Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200
Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39203
39209
>>39201
Thanks. Also GM, can Torc fire 2 or 4 shots per turn?
Anonymous
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No.39204
>>39202
>Trump has one free hand
All I need
Anonymous
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No.39205
Why are we going with the first set of dice rolls?

Okay....
Anonymous
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No.39206
39209 39217
>>39199
g-good shoot
/GE8P
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No.39207
39208 39209
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>39200
Rolling for Intimidate, because why not?
Since she's two size categories larger, she gets a +8 bonus to it as well.
>>39202
>Don't bother with Undead.
Feel like doing it anyway.
[angry nightmare noises]
*roars at Ruth*
Anonymous
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No.39208
39212
>>39207
Dumb ass. That will cost you a round that you could have used to kill her
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No.39209
39210 39214 39217
[1d20 = 3]
>>39203
Just 2, it takes a round for the pistols to re-constitute another bullet from water vapor.
>>39206
Alright first off, though he took damage, this is the round where Infernius casts Cure serious, with saving throw.
>>39207
RBG> Finger of Death
Anonymous
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No.39210
39213
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>>39209

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No.39211
39215
[1d20 = 9]
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39212
482px-Lay_on_Hands_full.jpg
>>39208
I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
Anonymous
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No.39213
39224
>>39210
infernuis dabs
Anonymous
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No.39214
39218
>>39209
>She failed a touch attack
"You're about as good a mage as you are a jurist, Ginsby. Sad!"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39215
39216
>>39211
Just for the record, she does have monster Fortitude while being ridden only, right?
Anonymous
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No.39216
39220
>>39215
What do you mean?
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39217
39222
>>39206
Thanks
>>39209
I figured. What do the shots Torc fired do?
Anonymous
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No.39218
39219
>>39214
That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
Anonymous
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No.39219
39222
>>39218
I thought it was an attack roll for a touch attack...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39220
39221 39222
26fe9221a5efecbb586149f58a832544--meme-dragons.jpg
>>39216
Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
Anonymous
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No.39221
39227
>>39220
Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
esnZi
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No.39222
39223 39227
[2d10+4 = 15]
>>39217
Yes. Both shots hit.
>>39219
Newp
>>39220
Still would have killed fyi


Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39223
39224
>>39222
And do what?
Anonymous
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No.39224
39225 39226 39231
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>>39223
Cause damage....
>>39213
Best one I could find on short notice
Anonymous
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No.39225
>>39224
jej!
Anonymous
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No.39226
39229
>>39224
Um, Is it my turn?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39227
39229
rbgwitch249.png
>>39221
Her Cloak and Charm add +7 Charisma, and then Eagle's Splendor adds an additional +4 to that, for a total Char modifier of +6 added to the throw with Dark Blessing.
... The question is, how powerful is Ruth..?
>>39222
Oh shit...
Checked..
Anonymous
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No.39229
39232
>>39227
Powerful enough. Tracy isn't dead, but she would be with a 3.
>GM waves nerf-hammer omenously
>>39226
No, its RBG's turn
Anonymous
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No.39231
39234
>>39224
Well you don't fucking say.
Maim, just damage, barely do shit?
Anonymous
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No.39232
39234 39235
>>39229
But she just used it to cast finger of death on Tracy?
esnZi
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No.39234
39235 39237 39243
[1d20 = 13]
>>39231
Without sneak attacks or w/e they're just magical ranged weapons
T> Restoration
>>39232
No, you're right, I'm getting the rounds mixed up
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39235
>>39232
>>39234
Alright.
Tracy uses her turn to unravel her chain from Trumpaladin's arm.
[persistent angry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
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No.39236
39243
Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
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No.39237
39238 39239
[1d20 = 16]
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack

Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action

Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
Anonymous
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No.39238
39239 39242
>>39237
And what are you doing with that melee touch attack? Giving a massage?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39239
39241
>>39237
Dude, no. Don't mess-up your turn by requiring a Concentration check.
Casting spells takes time.
>>39238
Lay on Hands, I assume.
Anonymous
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No.39240
39244
Pssst,... whats Infernius doing?
Anonymous
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No.39241
>>39239
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
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No.39242
39245 39246
>>39238
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose

"Boop"

Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time

"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"

With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
rGxba
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No.39243
39245
[1d20 = 19]
>>39234
Well, ay. But theres a big fucking difference between taking a bullet to the foot, and taking one to the chest.
>>39236
Torc throws Mr. Snek at Nancy, staff changing in midflight.
Grapple check on Pelosi from Snek
"Step on this"

yFDEb
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No.39244
39245
[3d20 = 33]
>>39240
chop chop chop
"fucking kike! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
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No.39245
39246 39247 39251 39253
>>39243
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39246
39250
>>39245
[excited whinnying]
*snorts smoke*
>>39242
>'Nice one on that, ~Flashy'
[impressed monster noises]
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39247
39248 39249
>>39245
Torc walks up and looks Pelosi in the eyes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39248
>>39247
kek
Anonymous
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No.39249
39257
>>39247
>Pelosi
>Thot
I should treat that as a 1 dice roll
Anonymous
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No.39250
39252
>>39246
"D'aww, I love you horsey"

*Pets horsey with both hands*
Anonymous
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No.39251
39254
>>39245
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.39252
39256 39268
>>39250
*rears in mid-air, snorting a 15 ft jet of smoke*
[happy monster noises]
Anonymous
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No.39253
39258
>>39245
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
Anonymous
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No.39254
39255
>>39251
Nothing? No, u find stuff. I'll detail in a bit.
Anonymous
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No.39255
>>39254
oh?
Anonymous
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No.39256
>>39252
"Now let's loot her shit"

*Still petting horsey*
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39257
39260
>>39249
Fine
"Omae wa mou shindeiru"
Anonymous
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No.39258
39259
>>39253
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
Anonymous
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No.39259
39261
>>39258
>"Mother Fucker! Where are they?"
Anonymous
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No.39260
39265
>>39257
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
Anonymous
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No.39261
39262
>>39259
>There's not many left, they've been held in a perimeter around the whorehouse.
Anonymous
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No.39262
39263
>>39261
>"Do They require our attention?"
Anonymous
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No.39263
39264
>>39262
>Yes. The people though, not the creatures.
Anonymous
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No.39264
39266 39270
>>39263
>"What must we do?"
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39265
39266
>>39260
>But she is alread dead
You hear that sound? Its the sound of a joke flying over your head
Anonymous
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No.39266
39268 39269 39271
>>39264
>I don't,... I don't know
>>39265
No, that's the sound of feigned-innocence humor being too subtle. In fact, with no sound at all.
Anonymous
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No.39267
39271
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
Anonymous
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No.39268
>>39266
>>39252
"Tracy, remember how you wanted to kill devourers? Now is your chance"

Trumpaladin quickly directs Tracy to the ground to pick up any items that fell from RBG - very quickly - and then directs her back into the City, to see what happened while they were over the bridge
Anonymous
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No.39269
39270 39272
>>39266
>"Where are my generals and the Spartan Trainees?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39270
39274 39285
>>39264
Ask if they need healing.
Worst case scenario, the Devourers took their souls.
Also, it's going to fucking suck if any of the General die again. That cumulative Death penalty is part of why I didn't even bother selecting leadership (also, low charisma)
>>39269
*does what he says*
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39271
39273
>>39266
what?
>>39267
"You ready Troll?"
Anonymous
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No.39272
39274
>>39269
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
Anonymous
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No.39273
39275 39276
>>39271
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
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No.39274
39279
[1d20 = 12]
>>39270
Kill the devourers then. Search the material plane first, then the Ethereal, but get the souls back

>>39272
>"They did not maintain their discipline... Sad!"

Spot check for anything of interest that is moving
Anonymous
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No.39275
39277 39280 39282
>>39273
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Lock
nein!
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.39276
>>39273
>1 r/s
Damn
"Well, nothing now. My plan is fucked."
I educate her on plan T in the meantime
Anonymous
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No.39277
39278 39280 39282
>>39275
Kek. Do this
Anonymous
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No.39278
1513210520107.png
>>39277
checked!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.39279
39281
>>39274
Use Detect Ebil.
Anonymous
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No.39280
39286
>>39277
>>39275
If that does succeed, then we can't jaunt into the structure. Can we blast holes into it with The Jolly Cunt's cannons?
Anonymous
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No.39281
39283
>>39279
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city

We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
Anonymous
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No.39282
39284 39285 39289
>>39277
>>39275
Actually,... that would work, and aside from causing a total re-write of what I had planned as always Torcuil has enough time to do it.