Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>36157
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
... Well he didn't need that leg anyways
Pls no bite every body party she wants to claim exclusive ownership of...
Now then.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36103
"He's dead. His is one of the heads in the mess hall. We placed it there in case we thought we'd need a paladin. We didn't.
>>36161
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
Hey, when Tracy get's the chance, could she duct-tape Torc to her underbelly and help him go reclaim his shit? It'd be a shame for him to lose it all.
>>36174
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
"I'm not really sure. Some kind of monster Flashy and I killed earlier."
>disgust
*munching stops*
*stares quizzically*
>'What?'
Oh stop. She's pregnant; she gets cravings. She can't have a foal if she's still got those exposed ribs anyway.
Btw. Does the tower by any chance have a facility to more-easily preserve corpses and monster parts? I also asked about a freezer earlier.
>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36180
*munch* "In the forest beyond the mountains. They taste almost otherworldly." *munch*
>>36184
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
While in the Infirmary waiting for Infernius's... I don't know what to call it, to take affect, he checks on the status of a vial. Once examined, he places it black in cold storage
>>36187
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>It sounds like a stunt a Chaotic Good Cleric with low Int would try
Well, he's playing his character. that is for sure
*unhappy look*
"No"
>>36188
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
[concerned pony noises]
"Are you upset? What're you doing the infirmary? Actually, now that I think of it, why do we even need an infirmary, since the Entertron fixes everything?"
*offers fried monster drumstick*
"You look stressed. You should relax."
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>inb4 gm is in shock at infernuis' stupidity
>>36189
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
*pushes aside drumstick*
"I followed Infernius here.
Relax how?"
Infirmary is the name of the room that houses the Entertron I think
>>36191
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
I would not be shocked if that is the reason why he has not responded
>>36181
GM, a few sessions ago, requests were made for items, and these requests were granted. Specifically for a Cloak of Resistance, A Periphat of Wisdom, and Bracers of Armor. What are the numbers on those things? I think each varies +1 to +5
[4d6+3 = 16]
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Mage%27s_Sword
Is this my best move? Probaly not.
Can I think of a better idea? Nope.
*wonders if he should remain in the room or not*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
*netvously starts looking through other vials*
[2d20 = 17]
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
>>36197
Why would you? He's a paladin, its not like he's going to go apeshit on you.
Alright.
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>>36216
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
"Well that's great, Flashy. Now you can show him what a righteous and faithful Paladin you are. You can show him what real heroic theatrics look like."
*Is sad, because is not theatrical or dramatic enough to satisfy Infernius*
*sad Paladin noises*
*sad Paladin noises*
To conclude
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36194
With Snek's str, he can keep the Hag in place long enough to prevent her from attacking Torcuil, and whille he'll take damage in the process, as a staff he can be fixed with a simple "mend item" spell (1st lvl I think). The hag is done for.
Infernius just resurrected Cecil, wooer of Ant Queens, insufferable comic-book paladin of legend and infamy.
Am I forgetting anything?
>>36226
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
"D'aww"
*hugs infernius*
"But maybe he wasn't liked for a reason... probably should have asked Thez first, since she knows him"
>>36224
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
I do have a question, but I'll save it for a better time.
Torc heals Mr. Snek, pets the noodle, then continues on his path.
I have a compremise to the whole steampunk pinkie. I doesn't happen if you don't want it to
>>36233
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
Torc ties a note to the ol hag and teleports the corpse to the tower.
Tracy reads "I thought you might want another body -Torc"
>>36231
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once
So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>steampunk ponk
I look forward to it. We'll get to that. For now, I'm going to actually get a decent night's sleep for once
So Cecil is not-kill, Torcuil survived daring a random encounter,... this time and,... where is Thez?
'Night! ^_~
>>36240
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
"I was talking about resurrecting Korak, and she said 'I can kill him if he bullies you.' I told her 'come on, you haven't killed the last person you swore to kill, and I haven't killed the last three people I swore to kill. Then she said 'should we kill her right now.'"
>>36241
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
Good night. I'm hitting the hay too
>steamponk is gonna happen
Oh fuck, thats gonna go really good or really bad,
There will be no inbetween
>>36251
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
"well... Maybe it would be worth venturing to Durpistan. You know. To see if Lenos is still alive... make some acid resistance potion before we go. You know, Trollestia has natural acid resistance. Eh, you get the point"
>>36256
"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
"Do you want to do it for real or as a cover story? If you want to do it for real, we can have fights in the stadium on week days. Challenge any of Thez's fight club members. We also may have a new person here with a knack for theatrics... as for you gimmick, I mean, you're a minotaur right? That's something. Also you had this really sad story to tell Thez. Make a story like that, and maybe replace the word "jew" for "white males" or something when you tell it to the people in Cardishore"
>>36258
"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
"Well, that was just the story you'd tell to bluff through to get into Cardishore. But if you want to do it for real... find a story. Find some opponents who are equally theatrical *cough* Cecil *cough* or any of Thez's fight club members, and we can play it on non-game Nights in our stadium. Eventually, Sparintenar might be interested as well, since they love entertainment."
>>36260
"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
"Kek. So long as the action stays smoke and mirrors he won't get his ass beat too easily. He's kind of squishy."
>>36259
*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
*brushes up against leg*
"Flashy, what were you so stressed out about earlier? You were shaking all last night.. and you've been busy all morning..."
>>36266
"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
"Oh she'd love to, that I am sure off. I just wonder if she can appreciate the drama. And how the goal isn't to harm, but to put on a show"
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>>36283
"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
"We rid a hunting trail of aggressive evil... Things... That's good enough. What the hell are these things?"
>>36284
"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
"They're big chickens, as far as I'm concerned."
*tears into drumstick like a hungry nigger*
"Actually a bit better, imo."
>Trump's faggot is too chicken to let his character eat the chicken
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>>36294
"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
"No. Here. Now. She was looking over the soldiers after I left, the Spartan trainees and the tests of the siege engines. I'd like to hear a progress report. I also want her fitted for armor and whatever other accessories I can manage. That, and I haven't talked with her much"
>>36304
"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
"Do you have a priest who can lead troops into battle on her own, can be ridden into battle, and can pounce and bite and claw enemies to death swiftly?"
*thunk*
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
>cake lands on table
"Faust, I'm starving!"
*rapidly consumes cake*
Y U he no eat chikun?
>>36310
>puritanical sensibilities
Wat?
>as if uncertain at first*
*concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
>puritanical sensibilities
Wat?
>as if uncertain at first*
*concerned stare*
"Flashy, what's wrong now? You've been awkward all day.."
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>>36306
"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
"i yearn to have any contact but its not provided,maybe the fuhrer doesn't care."
*Depressed minotuar noises*
>>36312
"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
"Ever thought of making a big statue, like the one in the Entertron? Who knows it might just talk."
>>36330
"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
\r
"Tell me. What does that future look like for you? You a stay at home mom? Where would we live? Do you want your foal to integrate with the rest of the children?"
\r
>>36332
"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
"It's a good thing Trollestia is looking after the birds. I don't think they've been fed today"
>>36252
This isn't my fucking waifu. This isn't "I can't get the girl of my dreams so I'll have GM create her in game for me." It's more "Fuck, everyone else has someone to adventure with. Maybe I should get someone for Torc so he isn't a fifth wheel, both romanatically and platonially." Plus the personallity difference should make for some side launching oppernunites
This isn't my fucking waifu. This isn't "I can't get the girl of my dreams so I'll have GM create her in game for me." It's more "Fuck, everyone else has someone to adventure with. Maybe I should get someone for Torc so he isn't a fifth wheel, both romanatically and platonially." Plus the personallity difference should make for some side launching oppernunites
>>36334
Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
Tracy decides to try and take her birds to the balcony (if there is one), for some much-needed fresh air.
>>36339
And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
And after that she returns to her birds.
Is there a place where she can take them out to exercise? I kind of want to have her train/housebreak them through casual game-play.
>>36342
I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.
Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
\r
I guess in one way she was put in here to troll you and I, but in another way she was here to be exactly what you wanted. You asked for a unicorn, and not only did you get one, you got the demi-god version.
Yeah I know she's been mean to you and such, but after the Kefka battle, there was a clear indication from her (and by implication, GM), that she would be more cooperative with you. She would let you take her and use her as an ally. I don't think you gave her a chance.
\r
>>36343
Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
Shall we settle this via democratic vote?
Srawpoll for us faggots and lurkers?
Cause I'll be completely fucking honest here, if I had know Trollestia was gonna be the result of my request I wouldn't have made it.
Now if what GM implyed a while ago meant what I think it did Troll could teach Torc ranger shit I would probaly reconsider.
>>36344
She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
She's a cleric with animals as a domain, and a large number of other boosts that make her good with animals, tracking, and the wild, which is part of the reason why I think she's so valuable. She's fills a niche we don't have. She's the closest thing you're going to get to a ranger.
I did not want to be forcibly and exclusively married to Tracy. I wanted Trumpaladin to play out as my waifu thief character, stealing waifus, and maybe eventually have a small harem of ponies, while Tracy could be just another evil monster or criminal or whatever that he'd have to kill in his mission to keep the world safe. But yet here we are, and it's in large part because of everyone else.
>>36346
Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
Dastardly? Anon, a Paladin is supposed to kill those who will go out and commit evil acts. If she's killing the people in Port Barry, he's obligated to save them by eliminating her
>>36346
>>36348
I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
\r
>>36348
I don't think I'm clear here. It's not "kill her if she gets in the way" it's "kill her if she commits capital murder or whatever in his jurisdiction." If she's just being adorable like she was in the first couple of games, he wouldn't do anything to her. But the Tracy character was fundamentally changed into a very different character than she was at the beginning of the game. The new Tracy is one that is far more likely to eventually cross a line, or make it clear that she will if not stopped.
\r
>>36347
I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
I call it "dastardly" because that mindset quite honestly makes me want to barf. It makes me sad because I realized how arrogantly vain I've been playing her, in comparison to all of the other characters I've written for my Romantic stories. All of my other characters were, sharp, cunning and easily able to sense "betrayal", although I haven't given any of that to Tracy.
>>36352
>>36351
Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.
Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
>>36351
Look, I've never read any of your other yandere stories. I've never read anime yandere, I hate anime and never will read anime yandere. My only experience with yandere has been IRL experience when I dated one for an extended period of time. I fucking hated it. It was a mistake to go into it, it was a mistake to continue it, it gave me a contempt for females in general, and it's made me vow that if I ever recover enough to date again, I will do all I can to make sure the girl is sane, rational, and non-violent first. I had a specific idea with what I wanted to do with the Trumpaladin character, and that is now impossible thanks to yandere realism.
Now, please. These couple weeks have actually been fairly pleasant gameplay-wise. So let's not deviate from it.
Tracy leaves to the holodeck to work on finessing her chain and using its abilities.
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