/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>36356
"Nope, not in a couple days actually."
*lashes weird dancy wiggly whip*
"Did you check the fight club?"

>>36357
"me a little worried about her, me hope she didn't get in any trouble."
*leaves for the fight club.*

>>36358
"I'm sure she can take care of herself. I get the feeling she has for a while..."

>>36356
"I know right? I would have thought she'd show up by now"

>>36359
"she doesn't have to anymore,me here for her."
>>36360
"me really worried trump, me have bad feeling."

>>36361
"It definitely seems meaningful, since she's generally here I would think there would be a reason for her absence. The worst case scenario is that Darkie murdered her in the night... But he bothered to show up this morning so unless that's some weird way of avoiding suspicion I'd say that possibility is out. Maybe she's off doing something important? Maybe she really is at fight club? Or maybe she just slept in, because she needs a break too"

>>36362
"wait a second maybe she's with torc."

>>36363
"I doubt it. Why would she go with him to get a sex robot from a bunch of Japanese gnomes?"

>>36364
"to protect him."

>>36365
"I doubt it. She didn't seem to be with him when he left."

>>36366
"she better at hiding than tracy."

>>36367
"Why would she want to hide? When does she need to?"

>>36364
>Torc never mentioned SteamPonk in character, and his character set-off to Krenshal before it was brought up
>>36366
"She disappears pretty easily.
Besides, I wouldn't worry. She's more than capable of taking care of herself."
>>36367
*crosses arms a humphs*
".. This bull on the other hand would probably get himself killed while he was looking for her."
>>36368
"Ask her when you find her. If you can find her.. She must have had something she needed to do right after you guys released that dark guy."

>>36368
"look me don't know trump, me just don't know."
>>36369
"me meant no disrespect."
*leaves to look for thez*

>>36369
Nigger I can't keep up with what is said character what isn't and everything. This detail is unimportant, and it doesn't matter

"All I'm saying is, her absence has been noticed, and it seems like something is going on...

He's allowed to be concerned for his wife when he hasn't seen her"

>>36370
"Yeah, I don't know either. Good luck, and godspeed"

>>36369
"I think it's super sweet that he would literally get himself killed in an unnecessary gesture of love for her. I wish I............... I am impressed by him"

>>36370
"SHE IS IN WICKETT" Yak Lee tells(yells) to Infernius, in between beating the piss out of one of the fight club participants. There seem to be more injuries amongst the Fight Club since Thez put him in charge. Maybe a Yak wasn't the best choice,....

Now as for Trollestia, I will admit that I assumed that at least one character would want to fug her, so I thought to discourage it by way of making her Trollestia (I contemplated Molestia, but thought that might actally encourage it). There was a hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.

>>36374
Speaking of which, how much heal x wounds potion can be manufactured a day with the machines? Also, can "calm emotions" scrolls be made?

>>36376
Depends on which "wounds" potions you're looking to make.
>calm
Sure

>>36375
Correct on both accounts.

Um... Can I ride her non-sexually?

>>36378
No.

>>36378
You're asking ME?

>>36377
I'd assume the higher level potions sell for more, but if all that can be made is cure light wounds, that'd work too. I want to ressurect pirates (who will be also kept for possible mercenary work), have them work the machines (paid on commission), assign the spare paladin to be a technician (if he can be properly motivated), export the potions and other potions to Sparintenar via the caravels (since Sparintenar appears to be a port city), trade it for goods, then sell the goods in Port Barry or export them.

Um... Trumpaladin goes and tries to make a large number of Calm emotions scrolls

>>36380
Good point

>>36375
>hint of "Be careful what you wish for" involved as well.
I hadn't fucking noticed
>>36364
>reeee-ing
Also, GM I have a boss idea, how can I get it to you without anyone seeing?

>>36374
"thanks you filthy animal."
*heads to the wickett*

>>36383
*keep the change ya filthy animal

>>36384
you can tell gm stuff on rabb.it privately.

>>36380
How much bigger have Sam and Bunny (these are their permanent names btw, to exemplify Tracy's sense of taste) grown since they hatched? Raptors grow really quickly, and I want to get a good picture of them.

>>36379
Tracy's faggot, I am not sure you understand. A Paladin, at core, is heavy cavalry. Like the Templar Knights they are based on, they belong on horse back. On foot, a Paladin is incomplete. They must merge with their mount. Become one with her.

Trollestia is a beautiful mare - very fine. She must be ridden, just as surely as the Paladin must ride. No, Trollestia is not as adept in combat as Fae (Fae's pounce feat is kick ass, by the way). But she has talent with animals and spells and magical features that make her worth exploring.

>>36383
Through the window Infernius can see that the Wickett is pretty much empty, but as he enters he's greeted by piano music.
https://youtu.be/PXt8aOB0afs
>tfw former music major and none of the piano covers or tutorials get it right
>>36382
>>36385
I'll have rabbit open in a bit

>>36387
>pounce feat
Pounce is an extraordinary ability. It's feat equivalent is Dire Charge.
Also, for your own sake, stop getting attached to that unicorn. If you want Epic Cohorts, just work on your Leadership-related feats.
>She must be ridden
I don't think you understand unicorn very well..

>>36387
REEEEEEEE why do you go out of your way to hurt the tracy character?
>>36388
*walks in caredully not to distract her*
*watches her play*

>>36386
*feeds birds again*

>>36390
I don't want to hurt Tracy! I just think it's a shame that the Unicorn is unappreciated.

>>36389
>Extraordinary ability
Nice to know. Either way, I think it's super useful, and it makes Fae pretty useful.

>Epic Cohorts
That's pretty awesome. I'll see if I can figure out how to gain her as a cohort

>Unicorns don't want to be ridden
They just need to be properly wooed. Also, aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them? When was Tracy defeated by Trumpaladin? In the Space Cowboy sequence?

>>36392
in lore only "pure" maidens can ride them.

>>36393
I see why she liked Torcuil at first

>>36392
>gain her as a cohort
That's not how leadership works. The epic feat allows you to attract cohorts, not just make NPCs do what you want.
>>36392
>aren't nightmares only supposed to let you ride them after you've defeated them?
Where did you hear that?
>>36393
This
Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?

>>36395
>Epic feat doesn't get me a unicorn
Then why did you bring it up?

>Where did you hear that
Probably either a wiki or that nightmare tactics thing or somewhere

>Are you a pure maiden, Trump's faggot?
Um... No

>>36390
One of the staff walks up next to Infernius and whispers, "She's been at it for hours now. The same song, over and over. Its nice to have music for once, normally the patrons ignore the piano, but still,...." his voice trails off as he returns to his duties.

>>36394
jej.

>>36397
*walks over to the bar and orders 2 drinks*
*walks over to the piano*
"this show situation makes me sad too."

>>36399
She misses a note, and stops playing. She sighs at length, and doesn't look up from the keys.
"Its not that. I mean there is that, but there's way more too it. Its,... complicated."

>>36396
>Epic Feat
With enough hard work and sweat, you can attract creatures with the same alignment as cohorts (which doesn't include chargers, but still). I thought you already took the leadership feat, didn't you know that?
Also, just fall already. Being able to trade in 16 levels and get epic feats (normally against the rules) is more hax than anything else in the game so far. Normally, you'd have to be past lvl 21 to be able to do that.
Gib bootz.

Doe Torc ever make it to his desination?

>>36400
"Sad for the anons too?"

>>36401
I think I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though

I can get epic feats that way? How many and what kind?

I kind of want to complete the full 20 levels of Paladin first. Also, I don't want to lose Fae....

>>36402
whats torc look like again?

>>36396
I've been taking inspiration from this page, in terms of Nightmare thematics.
http://thecampaign20xx.blogspot.com/2015/05/dungeons-dragons-guide-to-nightmare.html
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_(creature)
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?426904-Taming-a-Nightmare
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?394952-What-s-the-origin-of-the-Nightmare
>>36404
If haxx, you could select them from the list at the bottom of the page.
>>36405
He said like pic related, but older.
Also, a white beard is not optional for wizards, so he has one.

>>36404
>I'm really limited on how advanced they can be though
Also, if you have a special mount or familiar, you get a -1 penalty for leadership checks.

>>36405
Uh, first pic is about what he looks like (longer beard), pic 2 is tarten for his robe
>>36406
Nvrmind, thats the pic

>>36408
Sweet robe.

>>36408
im gonna make a shit ms paint picture of the party.

>>36409
Thanks
>>36410
This is gonna be good

>>36407
Shut up.

I'm counting my circlet of persuasion bonus towards that anyways

>Epic Leadership Feat
I CAN GAIN AN ANCIENT SILVER DRAGON! I hope her equine form is much younger though

>>36410
Neat!

>>36410
Here's one of my Rare Tracys.

>>36414
>Doesn't ever offer rare Tracy to husbando
Oh I see how it is

gibe pics you want used.

>>36414
i'm honored to receive a rare Tracy.

>>36415
You are not my husbando, you are Tracy's husbando. If you want my rares, you'll have to earn them.
>>36416
Quite honestly, the Unoriginal version would make it a more classic meme. I've got more than ~50 pics of this thing horribly shooped into various screencaps from the show.

>>36419
Well fuck you too Tracy's faggot

>>36420
*throws bone*

>>36419
ill make a couple versions.
>>36420
gibe trump.

>>36402
Yes. Beleagured and wounded from the Hag,... who was only a challenge rating 7 encounter,... Torcuil arrives at Krenshall.
>>36403
"No,... I mean yes but no."

>>36423
"is it wedding jitters?"

>trying to watch hoers stream
>head phones arent working on old phone
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36423
"WHERE'S AN INN?"

>>36425
Several gnomes in the area jibber amongst themselves.
"Lookatthisguydemandingthingslikehessomesortofsomebody,asthoughhecan'treadthesignsthatclearlysay"PlacetoPayMoneyAndSleep".Thisistheproblemwithoutoftownersexpectingthegeneralpopulacetoserveassomesortofconcierge." They stop and point. "Thatway." They point to a 2-story building just a bit from the entrance.

>>36421
*takes bone*
I had Pink text added to the code because you asked...

>>36422
The version GM made holding peach rings is better but this general picture is my favorite. That, or Donald Trump hugging an American flag.

>>36425
It's only like an hour away. Why you need an inn? Also you're physically too large

>>36426
Kek. Actually, it would make more sense for him to attract a young adult Silver Dragon as a cohort, because he's at a much lower level than it takes to get an ancient silver dragon

>>36413
Do item bonuses really affect your leadership feat? With her item buffs, Tracy has 18.
Also, I think the circlet gives bonus to specific dice checks. It'd be better to get something that gives a stat buff instead, like a cloak.
>>36428
Young silver dragons are much more dangerous than adults for exactly that reason.

>>36428
how long do dragons live again and how old is said dragon?

>>36429
Eh. I'm'a write it off as mixed nuts, because do you really want to do that math and define terms and such?

>Dangerous silver dragons
Because they can be cohorts? Also, how are silver dragons dangerous? They are lawful good

>>36430
PERFECT

>>36431
I don't know how long they live but a long time. Like, a very long time. I think an ancient dragon is a thousand years old

>>36432
Huzzah!

>>36433
so is a young dragon over 18?

>>36427
G-gnomes?
"Thanks m8s"
Torc trudges to the inn
>>36428
>why he need an inn?
Cause he was in a battle

>>36432
thats a magnificent rare.

>>36435
id seek a chapel desu.

Fug it.
Tracy slinks off by herself and decides to scout-out the road to Cardishore, after putting her birds to bed.

>>36437
1: Torc isn't holy, how would that help?
2: old inns had food

>>36434
>tfw when going after those under 18 can get your general banned off 4chan, or cause you to lose an election... even in Alabama

>>36436
I know. It's mine

>>36435
>He was in a battle
That's kind of sad though. It was a level 7

>>36437
But it's Japan. They are heathens

>>36438
Just

>>36438
no!

>>36438
She disguises herself as a stray dog, and moves along the path in stealth.

>>36440
>str: 9
>>36442
Youre lucky Torc isn't nearby

>>36425
She chuckles and smiles at that. "No,... but,...." she sighs and looks up at him. "I don't know. Its,... meat-space."

>>36442
>>36441
Torc gets to go on a solo adventure.
I want to do something.

>>36447
Entirely by yourself. You've done a lot of those. Why you doing this one that is both dangerous and that everyone else wants to do?

>>36445
BTW, you said something about a boss,....

>>36449
Can I'z call Fae and ask her the results of the Seige engine testing? Like how many people it takes to man them and so forth?

>>36448
>Why
Because I feel like it.
>>36450
Serious question.
Can Fae read?

>>36449
Ah yes, I'll send you a message

>>36451
Well fuck you too

>>36446
"me know feel,can me help cheer you up in some way?"

>>36454
I want to go it alone just to test the water and gather info. And Tracy want to get in without waiting in line this time.

>>36456
oh just say your gonna scout then.

>>36455
Eyes tear up. "You already have." Long, lengthy hug.

>>36456
All it takes is one high level opposing rogue or some spell we don't know about, Tracy is dead and she loses her stuff. No one even knows she's gone, so no one will even think to get it or revive her

>>36452
Sent

>>36458
"me excited to start life with you, me want to shield you from all pain."

>>36443
As a war-hoers, her ground-speed is 100, right?
Actually, change that disguise to a deer.

>>36464
bob-cat?

>>36465
I want to go faster in hybrid form..
Fug it. Doe is best disguise. Doesn't attract attention, and less likely to get shot than a buck.

Well if Tracy's faggot us going to try to take up GM's limited time by making him map out an adventure specifically for him on a weeknight, then damn it, I'm going to do something too.

Trumpaladin goes to the Tavern (possibly the wicket where Thez is?)
Actually, make it the widget

>>36466
A deer is a medium sized creature. You're claiming to be using a large class form. Wrong size class. You're also claiming a speed of 100 thanks to haxxor shoes. But deer, like horses, only have half that speed. Nothing is going to be going 100 and not stick out like a sore thumb. And GM has also said the modified forms do not easily disguise

>>36468
>acting like I've never done this before
She's not turning into a deer, she's using the glasses to disguise herself as one.
Also, there aren't any penalties on Hide or Move Silently checks due to speed: her stealth is not impaired. She's just moving along the side of the path as to not attract unwanted attention.
Sure, she might look like an unusually big deer, at a glance, but 4 ranks+10 from the glasses is easy enough to fool most casual onlookers, especially since the spell can make her look a whole foot shorter.
Regardless, she should get there fine.

>>36469
Actually, I'd better pull up my sheet and get a look at those ranks again, because I keep forgetting. She has at least 4 in Disguise though.

>>36462
"You're off to a good start," she admits grudgingly.
"Yer still an oaf tho" she says clutching him tightly.

>>36472
We bedtime nao

>>36459
If it's that important to you, I'll delay the trip, but I still want her to go on recon by herself at one point.

Tracy dissects her new corpse in her room, while reading a copy of Hags Illustrated. Studying the specimenThis is my way of saying I'm setting her to grind on Knowledge Arcana:
she's learning about monsters.

>>36471
"um what oaf mean?"

She preserves the hands and the head, and she later gets to work on another True strike scroll.
After that, she takes one of the Nithing Poles from in front of the Stables, and ties it to her bag.

>>36476
Do those things harm good creatures just by being near them? What do they do exactly?

>>36476
*feeds birdies*
>>36477
The area around the Skull, wherever it goes, is treated as if it had Unhallow cast on it (minus the cool area spells), and thereby also functions as Magic Circle Against Good. In a sense, anywhere the skull goes is considered to be Unholy ground. Idk how Magixc Circle Against X even works in this game though, because Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables.
In Nordic and Scandinavian tradition, planting a Nithing outside is a gesture to wish doom upon a household, usually planted as a decree of revenge for high crimes that caused suffering upon one's clan or family. In nordic folklore, the practice invokes a powerful runic curse that inflicts mortal illness or even death upon a person and/or their family, specified by the wicked runes carved on the pole. In modern times, it's very, very occasionally used as an expression of absolute vendetta and loathing upon a person. Vikings were incredibly vengeful people...
>>36478
That is exactly what I want.
I wonder if there are any monster-hunting contracts around town..

>>36479
>Tracy should've had more than several reasons to have a problem with goddamn unicorn living in the stables
Kek! What are these reasons exactly? I get that in their first encounter Trollestia was pissed that Tracy killed some horses and she was bitchy about it, and then Tracy's efforts at stabbing were cut from her. And then there was a period of time when Trumpaladin seemed more interested in Trollestia than in Tracy romantically. There's also the whole had sex with him thing. But did I miss anything? Trollestia has been a primary caretaker of the birds and has been a pretty good babysitter.

Shouldn't Tracy plant a pole in the stable just opposite Troll that stares directly at her?

Also, is there any place Tracy can keep her birds other than the stables? I've been asking this for a while now.

>>36481
A long time ago, GM said they could perch directly on the tower

>>36480
>miss anything
I'd rather not be a metafag so I won't just say her motive, but she has at least 3 more reasons. I don't have the charting anymore, so I can't just list her feelings off the bat anymore, although I still do a bit of math out of habit.
>babysitter
That is exactly the opposite of what she wanted.

>>36482
Idk what it looks like, but it'd be better for them to have a place in a more open area.

>>36481
Pst, build a nest

Tracy walks out into the woods to vent stress by collecting jibbernigger skulls.

>>36483
Why not metafag? No one is ever going to discover her motives in game play. You've already said she isn't rational, and there's not really a way of figuring her out. So why not entertain me and give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned? After all, it's only proper to read out the charges against the accused before the execution

>>36486
Scratch that
>>36485
Tracy takes it to herself to build a nest on the tower's balcony for her birds, so they can look down at the Port from their perch.

>>36487
>Why not metafag?
Because it's gay, and it detract from dialogue the characters could've had other wise.
Also, now that I threw-out the booklet, it's not as easy for me.
>give the reasons why the condemned unicorn is condemned
Because he FUGGED HER!

*goes out into the woods to collect branches*
>>36492
>'Building an open nest for my birds, so they won't be cooled-up like chikuns'

>>36493
Would do.

>>36495
>'I'll see about that later.'
*Moves deep into the woods*

>>36497
What? She's good with woodworking

>>36497
kej this.

Tracy is in the woods, by the tall tree where she found the Jew gold.

Is anyone here?

>>36504
Boop

>>36481
I told you a long time ago. There's the holodeck, and you can always take them outside. The tower has all gravity on the outside. If you wanted, you could almost arrange a mini-maze in the strip-mall section to take them on walks and such, and that would only take up one floor.

>>36507
>>36506
>>36505
Hello fellow faggots

>>36504
[lurking pony noises]

>>36510
Why lurk ehen you can shitpost?

>>36508
I didn't realize it was that sophisticated. I'll have her try that.
>>36511
Work 'n shit.
Also laziness.

>>36503
>>36486
Do jibberniggers only come out at night, or could she coax them out by burning down their tree?

>>36508
Torc walks out of the inn after a nap and some food.
What he find?

>>36514
Regardless, Tracy sets the tree on fire just because.

>>36515
dragon dildos

>>36517
always

>>36517
The only place to find those is up Infernius' ass

>>36519
thats a funny way to spell torculi

>>36514
>>36516
Is this a way of taking out frustration for when Trumpaladin recommended she ask Slovenia for help building a nest, which offended her for some reason?

>>36521
Tracy's faggot is just feeling CE tonight.

>>36520
That a strange way to spell trumpaladin

>>36523
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>>36524
I swear to Hitler if you fucking ban me

>>36526
Then you'll be unable to post

>>36522
Well if you're looking to do evil things and have fun in the process I can think of a CR13 monster right now

>>36525
This

>>36527
>inb4 GM is ban
>>36515
A sprawling array of workshops. Gnomes wander about, some with clip-boards, others are wearing glasses. They mutter to themselves and to one another constantly without any spacing or punctuation. Still others have pencils behind their heads.

>>36529
I wasn't really expectng gnomes...
Torc begins to walk around, lookin for a shop that would suit his needs.
Do I have permision to continue with my stupid ass idea?

>>36529
*heils hitler*

>>36528
>CR 13 monster
The unicorn? Wanna do it now?

>>36532
>Faggot is legit and honestly sad for killing this NPC
Uh... I don't know how Tracy reasons but it's already been a while since the pact was made. The Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC...

>>36533
He is not her fucking master

>>36533
>master
Stop making shit up.
>>36533
>he Unicorn's master is out of town, and both Thez and Infernius are out of the tower, so if you're going to murder an NPC…
He won't (meta) get cold feet will he? he'll actually do it?

>>36536
>>36534
Unicorns don't have masters. They're worse than cats in that regard (at least cats sometimes pretend to be domesticated).

>>36534
well, Torcuil isn't the last guy to fuck her
>I still feel sorry for her

>>36536
Kek

>>36535
That's definitely the sort of thing that should have in-character dialogue

>>36537
I'll figure out how to break her

>>36539
Pretty sure the coldfeet was in reference to GM letting Troll die

>>36539
>should have in-character dialogue
Okay then...
>'Flashy... Soon...'
>>36540
No, it was to see if Trump's faggot would get any dumb ideas.

>>36542
>'The troll hunt, Flashy...'
*watches tree burn*

>>36543
*Trumpaladin sets down his glass*
>"............"

Is GM kill?

Trumpaladin realizes he should head back to the tower...

He calls Fae, and they speed off

>>36549
>"If you need me to"

>>36530
What are his needs exactly?

>>36550
"I need you, Flashy...'
*plants pole in forest*

>>36552
Trumpaladin speeds back on Fae. Fae can certainly sense that he is uncomfortable, but recieves nothing more than an "I don't want to talk about it..."

>>36552
>"Are you sure she must die? Maybe she can pay you back in some way? Do something for you? Anything else?"

>>36551
Steamponk
this was not at all what I was originally planning

>>36553
>'Kill the troll, Flashy.'
Tracy leaves her nithing in its spot in the forest, and returns to the tower.
She takes her birds to another room, then returns to hers to fit her leather armor.
>'You have the Rope and those cuffs, right?'

>>36557
Trumpadin arrives in the Tower. He dismisses Fae, apologizing to her for he is not sure what, and then goes to the shrine

>"I have both, Tracy. Please though, there is one thing I must do first"