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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
889 replies and 115 files omitted.
tExej
?
No.35744
35746
>>35742
"To kick ass you gotta think big. We're thinkin' big, and we're gonna go big. Believe me"
\r
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35745
>>35743
Your mount has more magical buffs than Cauchemar Tracy!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35746
35748 35749
iron_will_base_by_selenaede-d5l0rgb.png
>>35744
*f;exes*
"OOOOOH YEAH!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35747
35748 35749
>>35741
>Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad
Ditto.
Also, did she ever agree to being a "mount"? I don't think she ever said that. They just had one date.
>>35743
Her body has got to have some sweet materials.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35748
35755
>>35746
>koolaid man bursts through wall
"OOOOHHH YEAH"
>>35747
This, it was a date involving a rape, later Torc said he was trying because he imagined something that was never there. Troll agreed, but told Torc not to sell himself short. That was their last interaction.
I call the horn
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35749
35750 35751 35755
>>35747
How could your possibly forget that line where Trollestia said to Torcuil "I am here for you as your steed and ally," clearly friend-zoning him? It was funny as fuck to see him friend-zoned, but it was also her telling him he can ride her in a non-sexual way probably pretty much at will

>>35747
We're so taking that horn. Her bracers too

>>35746
"You'll even be able to thank hitler on television after you win. Just look at the expression in the jew's faces"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35750
35752
>>35749
"MEIN GOTT! YOU ARE BENUIS TRUMP!"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35751
35752 35755 35775
>>35749
Haha, I called the Horn first...
Ugh, I gotta wait for GM so Torc can engineer a steampunk waifu...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35752
35762
>>35750
"It'll get even better when you punch a kike Journalist's face in on TV. And the looks of the others dying who just can't even as you quote the fuher while punching jews will be the best television there is. We'll have yuge ratings, believe me"

>>35751
No, I made a pact with Tracy to kill her, so I get first pick. Well, maybe Tracy, but close enough
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35753
35754 35758
e_e
Whoever said I left? I just stopped responding.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35754
35755 35775
>>35753
For reasons I cannot understand Torcuil does not want Trollestia as a mount. Can I mount her?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35755
35756 35775
>>35748
You can have the horn. It'd be most useful with him.
Tracy will save some of the blood for Taylor, because reasons.
The rest of the carcass belongs to Tracy through.

Fyi. Tracy is now hunting all Celestials too now, instead of just fiends. Fug Celestials, every single one of them.
>>35749
>We're so taking that..
Gets to have the bracers if he actually kills her, but only if he actually, seriously goes through with it.
>>35751
If the citizens of Krenshal are autistic as legends say, steampunk waifus might be a hit.
>>35754
NO!
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35756
35757
>>35755
Have you thought of strategies for how to do it? I've pondered a few
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35757
>>35756
It all depends on circumstances.
Tracy will only stike when she gets the urge to.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35758
35759 35775
>>35753
To me halting responces might as well be leaving.
Can Torc get to Krenshal?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35759
35760 35761
>>35758
Ride your horse
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35760
35763
>>35759
He just said he's willing to kill her. What kind of shallow prick would still ride her?
Also, he can just summon a horse, or turn into a Pegasus.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35761
35763 35765
>>35759
Torc using the Mount spell to summon a shetland pony and rides it to Krenshal
Torc/Troll isn't gonna happen, even as rider/mount so shut up
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35762
35763
stop-my-penis-ezulzv.jpg
>>35752
Fresh oc
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35763
35764 35767
>>35760
He shouldn't be willing to kill her!
I think I'd do it...

>>35761
I'm not asking you to marry her, just accept her offer as steed/ally!

>>35762
Top Fucking Kek!
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35764
35772
>>35763
No accepting
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35765
35766 35769 35772
153348941.jpg
shetland-pony-1.jpg
minature-shetland-pony-on-a-pasture-bavaria-germany-europe-533676600-58483b2b5f9b5851e5df1177.jpg
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>>35761
>shetland pony
Good taste.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35766
35768 35769
>>35765
absolutely adorable
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35767
35769 35770
>>35763
Why do you insist on him accepting when she's just going to die in a couple session anyway?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35768
>>35766
Ikr

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35769
35773 35775
>>35765
Thx. I still can't believe some people knit sweaters for them, it's adorable.
>>35767
This
>>35766
They truely are

Now to begin my autistic planning, what fucking class would a steampunk Pinkie Pie be?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35770
35771 35772
>>35767
he doesn't want to wast a resource.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35771
>>35770
*sighs in agreement*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35772
35774
>>35765
>>35764
>Shetland pony speed: 40
>Celestial Charger speed: 60
Fuck I'd love to put horseshoes of the peerless steed on a celestial charger.

>>35770
This.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35773
35774
>>35769
she could be a warforged race those are pretty powerful desu, as far as class im not sure.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35774
35776
>>35772
Does Tracy really have to exterminate every other magical beast for you to be happy? Because she would definitely do that.
>Implying speed matters in this case
>>35773
Pinkie would be a Bard.
Bard is also the favored class of the Gnomes, coincidentally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35775
35776 35778 35779 35781
>where's GM
Cuz you haven't figured out what I do on monday nights?
>>35697
For what?
>>35700
I think I alluded to "no".
>>35703
>>35704
>>35705
e_e
>>35706
e\\_/e
>>35707
Is that a serious question?
>>35719
Oh look, someone paid attention. Ty for that.
>>35721
That's a no.
>>35727
*sigh*
>>35728
The purple one actually
>>35741
He says, literally occupying the streaming room GM has been monitoring
>>35751
>steampunk waifu
So many levels of "No"
>>35754
OH no
>>35755
What bracers?
>>35758
See above.
>>35769
e_e


Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35776
35780 35781
>>35774
>>35774
I hope she puts up the fight of her life...

>>35775
Kek. I love you. Have I ever told you that?

Now, given just how kick ass a character is being thrown to the wolves by its master...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35778
35782
>>35775
You weren't here to say no
Its to late GM

Besides, it doesn't have to be an OP one
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35779
>>35775
>steampunk waifu
>So many levels of "No"
aww man
but its steampunk ponk.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35780
35781
>>35776
>Master
Stop imagining things you idiot
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35781
35785
>>35775
>What bracers?
Idk. Trump's faggot something about bracers, but I don't recall any.
>>35776
>I hope she puts up the fight of her life…
Why though?
>>35780
This
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35782
35783 35784 35785
>>35778
>too late
Torcuil explodes in a display of gore and blood spatter, rematerializing in the Entertron.

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35783
>>35782
he was so young.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35784
35786
>>35782
>no fun allowed
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35785
35792
>>35782
RIP Torcuil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFUTHcjiZGo

>>35781
Cause she deserved better
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35786
35787
>>35784
I didn't say "no fun", that was for suggesting it was too late to say no. Its never too late.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35787
35788 35789 35790 35792
>>35786
You ain't letting Torc has his waifu
>Press F to pay respects
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35788
>>35787
F.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35789
35792 35796
>>35787
TALK TO TROLLESTIA! A girl friend zones you and your response is to kill her? Jesus, what's wrong with you?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35790
35791
>>35787
Pay respects to whom? Torcuil is right there, next to the blood splotch that used to be Torcuil.
>no crazy steampunk waifu
Cry me a river

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35791
35793
>>35790
he just wants party pone.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35792
35795 35796
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35785
>she deserved better
Are we still talking about Tracy here?
Yeah, she does.
>>35787
Even if it were a hopeless endeavor, a that wouldn't stop a wizard NEET from believing/trying. It'd be a good motivation for him to venture to Krenshal, even if he doesn't succeed.
>>35789
She'll be dead in two weeks. Stop shipping.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35793
35794 35796
>>35791
Yes, but anything I approve a "Just a" idea, I get hammered with "Well then this, that, the other thing, the other thing's pet dog, their dog's pet hamster,...." demands/requests. You'll pardon me if I am reticent in approving a robo-ponk.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35794
>>35793
*anytime
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35795
35801
>>35792
Trollestia deserved better
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35796
35797
>>35789
It isn't the friendzone, its the fact I've never liked her
>>35793
Then give me the real ponk
I don't want WELL SHE HAS FUCKING LASERS, AND ROCKETS SO SHE CAN FLY AND SHE'S INVINCIBLE AND AND AND... I just want hoers
>>35792
Torc tries again, with a new shetland this time
Nice pics btw
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35797
35798 35800
>>35796
Cuz real Pinkie is less haxxor. e_e
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35798
35799
b5b.png
>>35797
Gib ponk pone
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35799
35800 35801 35802 35803
>>35798
>inb4 pones are allowed, no exceptions
I'll think about it
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35800
35801 35803 35805 35806
>>35797
You gave him haxxor with Trollestia. Holy shit she's powerful

pls pls pls I he won't take her can I have her?

>>35799
Oh come on!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35801
35807
>>35795
Yeah, she doesn't but she really should've thought of that before she went to town with Tracy's husband.
It wouldn't be in character to not-kill her at this point.
>>35799
I wouldn't mind seeing some moar Pony NPCs, desu.
>>35800
>*mental stabbing*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35802
35803 35804
>>35799
Dubs confirm?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35803
35804 35806
>>35800
Will you fuck off with Trollestia?
>>35799
She doesn't have to be OP, hell she doesn't have to be that good with combat. Just a mount/waifu/companion for Torc.
>>35802
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35804
>>35802
>>35803
Shh! Trump's faggot might take away dubs too.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35805
>>35800
>Holy shit she's powerful
Not everyone want relationships purely for the sake of power, Mr. Paladin.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35806
35808 35811
>>35800
The main balancing point I have for OP characters is IDGAF. Trollestia is powerful, but she can't be motivated to do much, and will troll players who make her try to. Ponk would be likewise.
>>35803
>Ponk
>not OP
Riiiiiiiight
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35807
>>35801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU

You can't let something that beautiful go to waste
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35808
35809 35811
>>35806
I never said I wanted breaking of the forth wall, though the baking skills might be nice
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35809
35813
>>35808
e_e You said Ponk. The term/concept "Ponk" is a sextup-ally bladed one, and one I'm certain to regret haphazardly approving.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35810
35813
Robo-ponk no less
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35811
35812 35813
159605__pinkie pie_grimdark_nightmare fuel_creepy_fun_artist-colon-aguantegrimtales.png
>>35806
I would seriously be scared shitless of a hostile ponk encounter.
>>35808
One does not simply nerf ponk.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35812
35816
>>35811
This. Like how the hell is ponk anything other than Trollestia but much more so?

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35813
35814 35815
>>35811
That image is gonna be my new reocuring nightmare
>>35809
>>35810
Soo... yes? Kinda? Maybe?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35814
35817 35818 35820
>>35813
I said I'd think about it. Robo-Ponk is like Cyber-Akuma.
Meaning, a boss fight
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35815
>>35813
Just go talk to Trollestia! You can't just kill off waifus and allies you don't like and just poof replace them with magical ones

Lord knows I would have done that a very long time ago
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35816
35817 35821
1357463621021.png
>>35812
>Comparing Ponk to some Unicorn Cleric
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35817
35819 35820 35822
>>35814
GM, I am sadden that we have a ride-able cleric among our allies and the most the rider wants out of her is her severed horn

>>35816
Fuck that's a cute picture. I meant they'd have the same personalities - they love causing chaos
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35818
538496__grimdark_artist-colon-megablack0x_pinkie pie_black sclera_duality_glare_glowing eyes_grin_gritted teeth_heart eyes_looking at you_multeity_nigh.jpeg
>>35814
Regular Ponk sound scarier, desu.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35819
35820
>>35817
>ride-able cleric
only for thez.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35820
35821 35824
>>35819
Top kek
>>35814
>I finally decide to be a bit of a bitch and ask for something just a tiny bit unreasonable
>GM turns it into a boss fight
Hello darkness my old friend...
>>35817
Torc doesn't care about Troll, he even admits he imagined them having something but it wasn't there
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35821
35823 35826
>>35816
*Trumpaldin goes and picks up Pony, holding her between his arms. Because she's cute now*

>>35820
Steed and ally!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35822
35825
>>35817
It's good that he doesn't want her, because she has to die at this point.
Stop lingering on it.
>same personalities
Ponk is not nearly as simple. One does not simply generalize the motives of Ponk.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35823
35825
>>35821
"H-hello, Flashy."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35824
35826
>>35820
>boss fight
That was a metaphor/reference. It was to illustrate the severity of what you're asking for.
>didn't happen immediately so hate
I said I'd think about it
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35825
35827 35828
>>35822
>Ponk is not nearly as simple.
Well yeah. I think she'd be even scarier to deal with than Trollestia

>She has to die at this point
C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?

>>35823
"D'aww. You're so cute Tracy"
*rocks little pony back and forth between his arms*
*rubs his face against pony fur*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35826
>>35824
I never said I hate, and I didn't get the reference.
>>35821
Fuck off
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35827
35829 35832
>>35825
>paladin
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35828
35832
>>35825
>C-can at least Trumpaladin get to eat some of her flesh and wear her hide as jacket?
I thought you'd get bent out of shape about it, but sure... She'd gladly share with her husband..
>tfw wanted to freak him out by eating the unicorn's corpse in front of him...
Do you intend for him to wear that skin under the other two suits of armor.

Also, to tartarus with this meta-faggotry
They are now discussing the above via dialogue/telepathy.
Say something.
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35829
>>35827
ikr...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35830
35831
"thez how you feel?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35831
35833 35835 35837
>>35830
"Sad. I read some stuff about the future of MLP and I haven't been able to get it out of my head...."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35832
35834 35839
>>35827
Are you familiar with Native American Tradition and mythology? Using every part of the animal is a way to be respectful to the slain...

She still deserves better

>>35828
"Are you sure you need to kill her Tracy? Surely there must be something she can do for you? Did you know she insisted on me being nicer to your birds?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35833
35834 35836
>>35831
"apple hoers?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35834
35837 35838
>>35832
NA trad./myth
Quite. In NA tradition, you don't kill what you don't need to.
>>35833
"Not just that,... its the ride. I only just got on,...."
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35835
35837
>>35831
I know that feel...
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35836
35842
>>35833
Poor appel hoers. What the hell is hasbro thinking?

So, I guess I have nothing to do.
>sits around waiting for something
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35837
35841 35842
>>35834
Do you know a way out of this?

>>35831
>>35835
Fuck, I'd just like to know what city I'll be living in in nine months. I can't plan two years ahead. I can't care about things that distant in the future
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35838
35842
>>35834
"me know feel."
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35839
35840 35846
>>35832
>implying she gives a shit about NPC utility
*blank stare implies conviction*
*nuzzles chest*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35840
35845
>>35839
*Gives thousand yard stare*
*pets*
"How do you want to do it and when?"
*Kind of shaking*

It's not just NPC utility, it's that he's being forced to murder a (relative) innocent because of his fuckery
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35841
35846
216646__safe_oc_oc-colon-fausticorn_oc only_doom faust_doom paul_image macro_meme.png
>>35837
>a way out
>implying
There is no other way, Anon.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35842
35843 35844
>>35837
"How could I? OC? Rallying under a banner? Petitions?"
>>35836
You can still venture to Krenshall, you can shop or devise or construct items as you like, just no robo-Ponks. And limitations are only cuz its friggin Monday.
>>35838
"I'm not so sure. I've lost plenty of things, have grown accustomed to it. What kills me is seeing those who I've come to appreciate losing what is important to them that makes it hard."

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35843
>>35842
Torc summons yet another shetland and heads to krenshall
Plz let there be a quest in need of a wizard there
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35844
35848
>>35842
"you no have to worry about losing infernuis"
*smiles and hugs*
Anonymous
7nJCI
?
No.35845
35846 35847
>>35840
"I don't know when, Flashy, but don't let it worry you."
*helps to chair*
"Are you alright, Flashy? I can take you to bed if you're tired."
>relatively innocent
Not from Tracy's perspective. To her, that's worth a dozen executions. She did the one thing she absolutely cannot forgive.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35846
35850
>>35839
>>35841
"You know she has damage reduction that makes her damn near immune to anything but magical weapons right? And she can make magic circles to keep you out, and she can smite evil, and she can use her cleric powers for "sanctuary," and all sorts of other shit. She can teleport out too... that's the worst part."

>>35845
"I am not tired, but there's something I'd like to do to you on a bed"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35847
35848 35850
>>35845
>Worth a dozen executions
No shit. It's obvious to him that who she really wants to kill is him, but she is just deferring his death warrant onto her because killing him would get in the way of her ambitions (and I hope she's a little afraid of him by now...). And he's accepting Trollestia being sacrificed in his place. Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35848
35849 35851
>>35844
*clutches tightly*
*sniff* "You,... you,... oaf," she hits him half-assedly, but ends up grabbing his fur and holding on.
>>35847
Not him, just the part of him that compels him to act 'against her', which is a loose criteria, but one that works for her. IMO.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35849
>>35848
As I said before, the way in which the two of us... or four of us... look at the Tracy character is radically different from one another
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35850
35853 35858
>>35846
>all this statistical bullshit
[confused pony noises]

If you insist on doing that, do it in the previous thread, and spare the overboard the faggotry.
>>35847
In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both, but she forgives him because reasons (I still wanna play the game), despite that seriously hurting her where it stings the most.
>killing him would get in the way of her ambitions
What ambitions? She loves him. Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him.
>I hope she's a little afraid of him by now
Why?
>Like he's Pilate ordering the execution of Jesus
I didn't hadn't thought of it that way before, but sure-ish I guess... Tracy wouldn't have intended to kill him though, so it's not exactly a trade-off.

Also, to hell with the meta-faggotry. Stop asking questions about her motives and gib dialogue if you wanna' play.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35851
35861
>>35848
"me love you ana, forever."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35852
35854 35855
I'm going to bed, it's not like Torc has anything to do anyway...
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35853
35856
>>35850
"Well, I'm sure you've fantasized about how you'd kill her before right? So how are you going to do it?"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35854
>>35852
night man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35855
35857
>>35852
It not personal, like I said, its monday.
'Night!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35856
35858
>>35853
"That doesn't matter right now, Flashy. Don't let it bother you. You'll know when you need to.
Let's get you to bed. You're trembling"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35857
35859
>>35855
No, I understand. Its fine
tExej
?
No.35858
35860 35863
>>35850
>In any of my previous yandere stories, it'd be a death warrant for them both
Exactly my point
>Her only real ambition is to raise a happy family with him, because she loves him
And killing him would get in the way of that
>Why?
Being feared is a deterrence against being attacked

>>35856
"I'll tremble all over you!"
\r
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35859
35879
>>35857
In fairness, I realize that Torcuil largely takes a back-seat to the ongoing action. This is partially because other characters are more assertive in their presentation/approach. Part of it too is because he's an enigmatic character. I see your point. This is his game as much as anyone's, and TBH, he started "rolling for stats" before anyone else anyway. I see what you're literally (and subliminally Xp) getting at though, and like I said; I'll think on it.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35860
35862
>>35858
>And killing him would get in the way of that
Well, that and she doesn't want to kill the person that she loves, even if part of her wants to stab him.
>Deterrence
>Implying
You don't understand her homicidal tendencies. Her stabs aren't nearly as premeditated as you'd think. Fear isn't a deterrent for her, because she doesn't behave rationally.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35861
35862 35864
>>35851
"I know,... I couldn't ask for more,... but the anons. I worry about them. Some of them have been on the ride for half their lifetime. I can't imagine."
tExej
?
No.35862
35866
[1d20 = 18]
>>35860
>she doesn't behave rationally.
Sighs

Grapple roll on horse pussy

>>35861
It'll be five years for me in a week
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35863
35865 35867
>>35858
"~hmmmmm... Well, I hope I can do some of the trembling too.. Let's get you to bed though."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35864
35870
>>35861
"me feel for my brothers,its all going to go downhill from here."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35865
>>35863
See >>35862. The Grapple landed

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35866
35867
>>35862
Aren't they still in the forge? Not that she'd resist,but don't mess with Lenos's equipment..
"..Unf!"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35867
35868 35869
>>35863
*Carries grappled pony to his bed*

>>35866
Yes they are still in the forge
"Try not to drip all over every thing as we make our way up the tower Tracy...

Tracy... Would you like to start sleeping in my room? With me?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35868
35872
>>35867
>Implying she hasn't been breathing down his neck in his sleep
"... I thought you'd never ask."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35869
>>35867
*drips*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35870
35871 35872 35873
>>35864
Her expression sharpens, her brow furrows, and her voice focuses. "NO. Its not over. I won't let it. I don't know what we'll do, but there's still time."

And with that, I adjourn for a measly 5 hours of sleep Xp
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35871
35873
>>35870
Goodnight.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35872
35873 35874
>>35868
*Puts lips to pony lips*
*Kisses her passionately while still holding her by the pussy, and runs up the stairs to try to get to a room, almost tripping along the way*

Wait really? I thought Tracy would refuse that and I was going to have to make Trumpaladin take Slovenia as his sort of public "queen" so he'd have someone to go places with him and sleep in his bed

>>35870
Goodnight
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35873
35875
>>35872
>>35870
>>35871
yea im going to sleep too,enjoy your erp guys.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35874
35876
>>35872
Why would she ever refuse that? That's part of marriage.
Also, don't do shit that'll make Tracy want to kill her friend.

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35875
35876
>>35873
My body is shutting down. I gotta crash.

No degeneracy 4 U tonight. You'll have to imagine it all yourself.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35876

>>35875
>>35874
Tracy arrives in Trumpaladin's room. The formal one, where he sleeps when he sin't avoiding the tower. She had seen in before, and woken up in it, yet it still seems unfamiliar. Almost everything that can be gilded is, and so many of his damned trademarked products are hung on the walls or on cabinets

He Throws her on the bed and loves her, kissing her and rubbing her mane. After finishing in her, he curls up beside her. And the shivering returns
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35879
>>35859
Rolling for stats? I'm confused....
>enigmatic
Apparently I'm playing him a bit too well
>subliminally
Oh I seriously doubt you do
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35880
35881 35883
4619762fdc9afd034a6ca8f0dd7d62b9.jpg
190501da49aa34ba593c23ae85b8f9f2--funny-google-searches-demotivational-posters.jpg
6da.png
10687019_356104611238021_4762475476217205640_n.jpg
10154290_356105074571308_1915872415174306076_n.jpg
A few more shitty RPG poster memes for Torc, because I realized haven't posted any for wizards.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35881
35887
>>35880
>Fourth pic
Lightning is nice when you're making roast beef, but 4HP doesn't help when you're mauled to death by a lion

>Never give them alcohol
This is even more true for unicorns

Post paladin and knight memes pls
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35882
35884
e39b93d6a1411dcb97aed820332f1fbc--warcraft-monk-demotivational-posters.jpg
35b0bf1ff3632388cdc795aaf57a315b--geek-meme-fantasy-rpg.jpg
yhofka7.jpg
Monk-e1378580223102.jpg
KlJU0lU.jpg
And for Monks.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35883
35885
>>35880
torc needs a Katana forged from glorious Nippon steel.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35884
35893
>>35882
bost strong cleric memes.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35885
35886
>>35883
He has a Dagger/Claymore that suits his character better.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35886
>>35885
no NEET is complete without a katana.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35887
35889
jQ76LBZ.jpg
Mit70Hq.jpg
7688f6a5933bb57ab3b0e984647b1ed9.jpg
paladin-lawful-nice.jpg
84dacf5fdbb0fb20c4972ed0cc5d046b--rpg-memes-pathfinder-rpg.jpg
>>35881

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35889
lvlPaHr.jpg
e9d9643527ece092253fafde7705c5fb.jpg
11822829_962719767124272_274874133931382592_n.jpg
Demotivator-EpicLevelPaladins.jpg
P1EydQy.jpg
>>35887

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35890
35891 35895
b56271ba291faa58c71a65e1315612a7.jpg
I swear I didn't make this one. It appeared in the Jewgle search.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35891
35892
Paladins-3.jpg
e1d49b4848d95ddc25835ef48bc65ab0.jpg
4d55d97d33b20ad9b86c8d1463048f65--paladin-dungeons-and-dragons.jpg
oJ4dR.jpg
paladins_by_weimao-d8a80p4.jpg
>>35890
It's from this page
http://www.dorkly.com/post/78251/out-of-context-dd-the-return
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35892
35896 35897
>>35891
if i wasn't playing infernuis id fugg #5
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35893
35894
1d4nT1e.jpg
cleric.jpg
f89d58a5bde3e4dbe40e9c1266e8ff50.jpg
cleric-level-80.jpg
DnD-Memes-strength-cleric-15k.jpg
>>35884
I've already posted most of my good ones for that.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35894
>>35893
damn.
tExej
?
No.35895
35896
By the way, I had Trumpaladin have an in character conversation with mlpol.net's John Elway ## Moderator, who served as Trumpaladin's Patron, John Elway. He gave guidance in the most hilarious way possible. I'll post screenshots when I don't have a take-home exam to do

>>35890
reeeeee
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35896
2kNZr.jpg
a8fce0e51e8726812807c640bc7f2c78.jpg
f858f75b2efe7f7212c4d38d5f4e26c9--character-creation-motivational-posters.jpg
2b4c8ab31bcdd1de568f54401a10aeb0.jpg
f222c5458f9378b157d6e21f32141bc0.jpg
>>35892
She'd probably be chaste or something.
>>35895
You should talk to that statue more often.

I g2g for a while again..
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35897
35898
>>35892
I'll post if I find any.
I don't want to use /tg/ with all that malware though...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35898
35899 35907
>>35897
malware?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35899
35900
>>35898
What chan is /tg/ on?
Also, fuck windows tech support.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35900
35901
>>35899
4chang.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35901
35902
>>35900
Well fuck. I had completely missed it
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35902
35903 35904
>>35901
i think there is a /tg/ on ininitycan as well.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35903
>>35902
8chan*
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35904
35906 35907
>>35902
Eh, there was nothing good imo on 4/tg/
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35906
35908
>>35904
yea its lost most quality anons. check out /qst/
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35907
35908 35909 35919
>>35898
Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.

"..Hey, Infernius. Will could you help me out with these daggers?"
*holds out Assassins's Dagger diagrams*
>>35904
There never really was that much.. They're all faggots.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35908
>>35907
>>35906
If I'm being honest, I wouldn't really know cause I'm very newfag to chans in general
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35909
35911
>>35907
>Hiroshima recently installed some bullshit on every SFW board.
link me to the thread on here, i looked for it but i can't find it.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35911
35912 35914
>>35909
Second half of this one:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/90792.html
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35912
35913
>>35911
all nips aren't like this guy right?
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35913
35914 35915
>>35912
No. Even 2ch hates him.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35914
>>35911
>>35913
i hope he gets yakuza'd.
Anonymous
nraz5
?
No.35915
>>35913
Because he's a jew.
>During 2008 the site generated an annual revenue upwards of ¥100 million for its founder Hiroyuki Nishimura.[1]
https://web.archive.org/web/20080527190538/http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-06/mf_hiroyuki?currentPage=2
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35916
35917 35919 35920
Tracy is once again in the forge, making knives and other sharp objects.
She has her wand with her (taken back while nobody was looking) and is working on a sweet-looking Bane dagger, humming to herself happily.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35917
35918
>>35916
>doesn't even kiss husbando good morning
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35918
>>35917
He was asleep. She didn't want to wake him up.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35919
35921
>>35907
>>35916
"oh hey tracy need some help with that."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35920
35921
image.png
>>35916
>She took back the wand she gave to Trumpakadin
Oh... Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35921
35922
>>35920
She could make another one for him: they're dirt cheap to make. Summon Monster I is most useful for making Bane weapons, anyway.
>>35919
"Oh, yeah, that'd bee much appreciated."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35922
35923
>>35921
"me forgive you for cutting my balls off and burning me after me apologized for the eye thing."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35923
35924 35925
>>35922
"Oh, sure... (very quietly: 'sorry') I thought I'd fix whatever was bugging you. I guess the issue must've been in your balls in the first place."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35924
35926
>>35923
"me still want to be friends."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35925
35926 35927
>>35923
*nervous chuckling*
"Hehe.. sure."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35926
>>35925
>>35924

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35927
35928
>>35925
"something wrong?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35928
35930
>>35927
"Nothing."
*pounds metal*
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35929
Trumpaladin wakes up alone. He wanders down to the printing area - the area with all of the machines - and looks over the machinery. He goes to the infirmary, and drops a certain critical vial off into cold storage.

He considers calling Fae, who he gad not seen since he left so abruptly, to ask her the progress on the training
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35930
35931
>>35928
"tracy why you feel need to stab?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35931
35932 35934
stab.jpg
>>35930
"It's my special talent. Everypony has one. It's an equine thing though, so you wouldn't understand.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35932
35933
>>35931
"why your cutey mark of Nicholas cage then?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35933
35935
>>35932
>slightly annoyed
"A cutie mark doesn't necessarily reveal everything about a pony. Mine is one of the vague ones.."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35934
35935 35936
>>35931
"me was born in germaniegh i was among fillys in school before me was cast out."
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35935
>>35933
>>35934
"me know all about cutey marks, tracy."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35936
35940
>>35934
"Oh. I've never been to Germaneigh though, although I've met ponies from there."
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35937
35939 36047
Torc continues riding the shetland he summoned
Boy, I sure hope no random encounters happen to Torc when GM gets back
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35938
Trumpaladin goes to the kitchen and summons a cake. He leaves it in the stable, with a handwritten note

"I am sorry"
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35939
>>35937
Gee Wilerkers Torc That Would Just Be Terrible.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35940
35941
>>35936
"really? who you met?"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35941
35942 35945
637573__safe_artist-colon-neuro_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_cartoon_cyoa_female_heart_monochrome_swastika.png
>>35940
"A blond bitch named Aryanne. We didn't get along well, but we often crossed paths on /mlp/."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35942
35945
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>35941
*nostalgic look*
"I wonder whatever happened to her.. We tried to kill eachother last time we met, but Anons always tried to insist that we had something in common.. "
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35943
35944
A thought occurs to Trumpaladin. That rapier in the vault. He goes to the vault to retrieve it
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35944
35946
>>35943
We gave Darkie back his weapons, didn't we?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35945
35947 35957
>>35941
>>35942
"really?! me knew Aryanne,she only person who ever talk to me before you guys."
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35946
>>35944
I hope not. I don't recall him being given them back and GM didn't say anything when I mentioned taking one of the weapons. Of course, I wasn't there for the freeing of Darkie
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35947
35948 35950
>>35945
Pretty sure that's one of the things he asked for in his deal.
Also, they weren't in the vault anyway.
Anonymous
dgYBw
?
No.35948
35949
>>35947
That where you said you left them
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35949
35951
>>35948
I said she left them in the armory. The vault was full of spiders.