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Bittersweet Nuts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35536
35542
Welcome back to the RP thread.
Darkemeter is now a party asset. Tracy tends dutifully to her little-giant birdies, Infernius seeks to get closer to Hitler, Trump just wants a dagger or something, Torcuil is,... doing stuff? Thez tries her best to stay upbeat and focus on nice things. Lenos has been ahem not-seen since Kiynen the lady-dragon showed up, and for the moment nothing grandiose is happening, which is good cuz reasons.
This is a 3.5ed (ish, its off the wall) continuous RP thread/game, if you're seeing it for the first time. Anyone and everyone is welcome. Speaking of which, Taylor Swift and Sad Alex haven't been seen for a minute. Norfilly's situation is difficult to align with, and Yak Lee has taken to Thez' previous position of liberally and regularly beating the participants of Fight Club. I think that's everyone,....
889 replies and 130 files omitted.
Anonymous
tExej
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No.35538
ponys-are-asleep-ready-the-banhammer.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35539
35540
Spoilered
*Finishes butchering monsters and feeds the giblets to her angels*
>*sounds of monster bird-thingy sizzling in a deep fryer*
[relaxed pony noises]
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35540
35550
>>35533 →
>Lenos is Gone
RIP Lenos. May he make a great coat or suit of armor

>>35539
*Boops Pony*
*Back rubs pony*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35541
*heils in minotuar*
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35542
35543 35544
Bronzefascesjpg-1840935_p9.jpg
9a0a084a8250d1ae48b461fa4abcb18a.jpg
20225407_336337620138608_3193650832771907584_n.jpg
dy_nwo.jpg
7828906_36f3422305_b.jpg
>>35536
Norfilly is making the supreme, ultimate Fasce with all those sticks. Creatures of all kinds shall migrate from across the continent to behold its glory; minstrels shall sing ballads of it's power. We're talking about an artifact-tier relic here; a true legend in the making.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35543
35545 35549
>>35542
*weeps at the sheer beauty*
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35544
35549
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>35542
>Making an artifact
The ability to craft artifacts has been lost

>Image of a Mercury Dime
What'd Tracy do with that dime Trumpaladin gave her?
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35545
35546 35553
>>35543
It is really pretty. Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35546
35547 35549
>>35545
id like the pillars of my cathedral to be stone fasces.
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35547
35548 35549
>>35546
How are you going to make the axe head appear at the top?
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35548
>>35547
Oh I see. The axe is in the bundle on the edge, not necessarily at the top
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35549
35550
o-LINCOLN-MEMORIAL-facebook.jpg
>>35543
You know what Johnny Cash asked about the faggot behind the faggot? This is the ultimate faggot, crafted from 88 hand-selected rods.
>'Many rods of common grain: Together they form an unbreakable faggot.'
>>35544
>dime
It's in her room, beneath the jibbernigger skeleton.
>>35546
That goes without saying.
>>35547
The axe blades could be omitted if we're talking about stone columns. Think of the Lincoln memorial
>this is where Lincoln logs come from
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35550
35551 35552
>>35540
Oh he's just fraternizing, don't read too much into it.
>>35549
Oh look, someone caught one of the many metaphors to the riddle


Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35551
>>35550
It was really late; I had to re-read it the next morning.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35552
35561 35562
>>35550
Are we(the faggots) characters in a rpg?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35553
35554
2016-01-11-2c40ca20_large.png
>>35545
>Especially the first image. Definitely want that as a decoration in government buildings
That's one of the two in the U.S. House of Representatives, beside the speaker's podium.
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35554
>>35553
Yeah I know. They exist on the top of Congress as well, and in the Supreme Court
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35556
Fasces_in_the_Sheldonian_Theatre.jpg
Behold! The Almighty Faggot!
Trumpaladin
tExej
?
No.35557
Tracy is okay with Trumpaladin having multiple waifus
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35558
35562 35563
>thez is best waifu

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35560
35565
867128__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_bust_face_gritted teeth_mad_portrait_reaction image_show accurate_simple background_so.png
DAMMIT, TRUMPALADIN!
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35561
>>35552
My faggot might be a noob...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35562
35563
>>35552
Yes
>>35558
Yes she is

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35563
35564
1dxet4.jpg
>>35562
>>35558
>Thez is best waifu
Wrong!
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35564
35565 35567
>>35563
want to fight over it?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35565
35566 35568
laughing_luna_by_cencerberon-d5y7xf8.png
>>35560
Hehehehehehe

>>35564
Does the outcome of a fight alter the truth?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35566
35568
>>35565
it proves who the best husbando is.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35567
35569
>>35564
Cuz this is grade-school n sheeit
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35568
35569
>>35565
>does it alter the truth
Does it matter?
>>35566
This
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35569
35570
>>35567
This.

>>35568
>Does it matter that a fight does not alter truth
Why wouldn't it matter?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35570
35571 35572
>>35569
>Why wouldn't it matter?
Any excuse for a nice duel.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35571
hqdefault.jpg
>>35570
>is nice duel
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35572
35573
nervous_twilight_sparkle_by_ironm17-db0o3vs.png
>>35570
I'm just fine
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35573
35575
>>35572
So you cede to me that thez is best waifu?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35575
35576
>>35573
By Paladin's code I am not allowed to lie
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35576
>>35575
it wouldn't be a lie though.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35577
35578 35579
1477276490534.png
berserk_crossbow.jpg
balestra4.jpg
*makes anti-mage daggers*
>*Faggot researches a bit*
Hey, could Tracy make a Chu-Ko-Nu crossbow attachment to one of her animated gauntlets, like Guts's repeating bow-gun in Berserk? Now that I look at it, a Chu-Ko-Nu doesn't actually require fingers to operate, since it has a pump instead of a trigger.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35578
FRZWZMAHHJOITNH.MEDIUM.jpg
>>35577
It doesn't even normally require a crank. Guts's bow is modified so it can be reloaded easily.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35579
35582
>>35577
A pair of dubs confirm, I'm surprised it took this long for you to suggest it. Its a relatively simple mechanism too. Range isn't the greatest, but for a repeating crossbow, who cares?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35580
35581
Fucking hell, You guys where active while I was gone. Whats up?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35581
35582 35583 35585
>>35580
thez is confirmed best waifu.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35582
35583 35584 35585 35591
>>35579
The repeating crossbow is one hell of a lot larger than the gauntlets. That's not an attachment

>>35581
Wrong
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35583
35592
>>35581
Tell me something I didn't know
>>35582
>wrong
You are fake news
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35584
>>35582
well that's just like your opinion man.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35585
35586
>>35581
*blushes, cuz doesn't know how to handle flattery*
>>35582
As an attachment, yes. I just meant the crossbow in general.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35586
35587 35591
>>35585
i head off to the bazaar.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35587
35588 35589
>>35586
Looking for anything in particular?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35588
35590
>>35587
Cosplay.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35589
35590 35595
>>35587
Anything that can get 2 men, a minotaur, a smol hoers, and a dwarf/elf to LEO
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35590
35594 35601
>>35588
Call it, they've got mundane items coming out of the gills. Its magic stuff they're short on.
>>35589
Law Enforcement Officer?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35591
35593 35595
>>35582
It could be built into the bracer, like Guts's bow (he doesn't have an arm inside that thing; it's just all mechanical). His bow, in canon, would only fire 30-40~ feet, but it saved him countless times when he was getting charged by a hoard of monsters.
>>35586
I thought the bazaar was kill after the Drow left?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35592
1504288825213.png
>>35583
Sighs... wondering if there was anything to defend...

I just wanted my waifu to be best waifu...
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35593
>>35591
>no arm
>mechanical
You just gave me an idea.
>>35591
No the bazaar is still active, but they're not getting swank-ass items in since no drow.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35594
35596 35597
>>35590
LEO= Low Earth Is this an earthlike planet? Orbit

In the meantime, where is everyone and what is going on?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35595
35597 35600
>>35591
I don't know what Guts is but I'm guessing it's not D&D. Get a proper repeating bow so it can have some degree of range and damage and not be added to that heap of weapons you never use.

>>35589
They used dimension door or something mundane I'll bet. Do you know the plane?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35596
>>35594
Why? Besides, I've already been to Low Earth Orbit
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35597
35598
>>35594
LEO
You mean like the Tower?
>>35595
Guts is from BASTARD. Its essentially D&D but not quite, but its passable. I'll think on it.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35598
35599 35604
>>35597
T-the tower can go full Saturn V?
Also, can Torc get some skills/feats/stat upgrades because lvl or????
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35599
>>35598
We have a holodeck where you can train to get feats
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35600
35602 35606
>>35595
>it's not D&D
This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
And she'll definitely use it if she can load it with anti-magick tracking bolts
>Wizard/monster would have to fish every single hooked projectile out of their flesh before they can use any magick
> heap of weapons you never use
Which ones? She's got a sword, knives, and a chain. I guess there's that composite bow, but I really only wanted a crossbow in the first place.
>I don't know what Guts is
Guts is from Berserk: one of my favorite manga.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35601
35603 35604 35606 35607 35608
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35590
these three for thez.
a leash
some bondage rope.
a Blue velvet dress.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35602
35604
>>35600
>Wizard/monster is disabled because of shot from small arm crossbow
I don't think that's how it works
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35603
35606
>>35601
Is Thez not good enough for you? Why you gotta make her look like other girls?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35604
35605 35607 35613
>>35598
I had hinted at it back when Trump wanted some levels in space-marine,....
>>35601
"I dunno about the Wendy's outfit, but Raven and Zelda are hawt."
>leash/rope
"THIS"
>>35602
Yeah, I have to agree, that's a bit of a stretch. Dimeterium is an otherwise unknown ore in this world. It will take alot of trial and error to make stuff like insta-no-magic arrows.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35605
>>35604
As long as it goes Apollo 11 and not Apollo 1 I'm will be happy.
Did Torc ever get telescope mirrors?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35606
35612
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>35600
>This is not D&D: it's mixed nuts.
this.
>>35601
>pics related
for infernuis.
>>35603
why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35607
35609
>>35604
Wait. We can get dog leashes?

>>35601
Pls. Pick up second dog leash. Strong. Very strong. Like a steel chain or tough leather
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35608
35609 35610 35612
>>35601
Remember in the Witcher III, when Dikstra slipped a dimerterium ring onto Philippa's toe while she was in owl form, so she couldn't change back?
Dimerterium nerfs the crap out of mages: they can't do shit if they're touching it. By far one of the best materials in the game (and one of the most expensive).
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35609
35623
>>35608
i think i remember.
>>35607
alright.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35610
35611
>>35608
Plz no hurt my precious mage
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35611
35614 35615
>>35610
ill protect you m'lady
*tips invisible fedora*
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35612
35623
>>35606
>why you gotta fuck trollestia when you have tracy?
In retrospect not one of my smartest moves

>>35608
Yeah, we need to preserve some balance and fairness, so no silver bullets
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35613
>>35604
"me glad me picked out something you liked."
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35614
35617
>>35611
kek
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35615
35616
>>35611
Oh god, If thats my fucking alternative I'll take Tracy fucking up Torc's haggis anyday
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35616
35618
>>35615
You keep your haggis away from my waifu
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35617
35619
>>35614
Um... Can I get the girdle and Suigoto from Thez? Also, can I get a listing of Suigito's stats and abilities?
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35618
35619 35620
>>35616
Actually, considering haggis is guts, with some blood, Tracy should probally eat haggis to help curve her thirst for blood and guts
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35619
35620 35622
>>35617
+3 base attack, +7 on sunder attempts
Mythrium (hardness 25).
Shaped like a Bokken, with a jagged (cutting, but crude) edge on the backside of the (blunt) 'blade'.
>>35618
>haggis prevails
"Is there more haggis?" Darkie pokes his head in.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35620
35621 35622
>>35618
Are we talking literal haggis or metaphorical haggis here?

>>35619
What is the damage die?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35621
>>35620
1d8 (with bastard sword rules for 1 or 2 hands)
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35622
35624
>>35620
Yes
>>35619
GM, do I get to pick any feats or skills for Torc because leveling up or am I wasting my time asking?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35623
35625 35629
tokyo_akazukin_v04_c026_p172.png
Hybrid vigor.png
>>35609
Ikr. I used the bombs every time I had to fight a construct or elemental. Works like a charm. The only annoying part is that you can't cast signs while you're in the cloud, but it's worth it if you know how to roll properly.
>>35612
>no silver bullets
What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us? Or swarms of epic-level wolfpires? I'd like to have some silver bullets.
>balance and fairness
To Tartarus with that Bolshevik nonsense. Mages could go for some buttdevestation anyway.
It wouldn't work unless they're touching the metal anyway, unless you managed to make a splash-weapon/bomb that could scatter shavings in the air.
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35624
35626 35627
>>35622
Normally, only on level up. However, cuz holodeck you can work on and develop them whenever
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35625
35632
>>35623
>What if we need to fight werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs? Or vampiric werewolfs with class levels? Or vampiric werewolf NPCs with more levels than us?
Then use the shit loads of other haxxor GM gave you. If that's difficult, then get creative
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35626
>>35624
Oh
>research time
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35627
35628
>>35624
"hey thez uh do you still have those arms?"
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35628
35631
>>35627
"... yeah,..."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35629
35630
QA_Wars.png
>>35623
That second pic was from /qa/, in reference to the /mlpol/ merge, btw.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35630
>>35629
No, I remember it. I remember...
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35631
>>35628
"you know me wasn't in me right mind then, me sorry me gave them back."
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35632
35633 35636
>>35625
If it's too easy, just up the difficulty.
Why do you care so much about "balance" anyway? Weren't you complaining about mages being OP just last week?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35633
35634 35635
>>35632
Newb question, what does OP mean in this context? Its obv. not Original Poster
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35634
>>35633
Over-powered*
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35635
>>35633
over powered.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35636
35637 35639 35643
>>35632
It's far more difficult to craft things right than you appreciate. It's very easy to break a game with something being off kilter. The D&D rules are fine tuned for the best play, and deviating from them creates risk of making things too easy, too difficult, or unfair
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35637
35638
>>35636
this is not D&D though.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35638
35640
>>35637
I'm arguing for why it shouldn't deviate too drastically
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35639
35641
>>35636
I'm not convinced of this. There are an exceptional number of details that I get the impression were half-assed or ill-conceived.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35640
35641 35642 35651
>>35638
more rules don't necessarily make a better story.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35641
35644 35651
>>35639
>>35640
Then deviate from those details. But just tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better either
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35642
35658
>>35640
So this
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35643
>>35636
>break a game
>Dimerterium bolts
How is that a game-breaker? It'd mostly just be useful to stop monsters from using annoying spell-like abilities easily, or to nerf a mage long enough to slash him before he can fish the bolt out, it wouldn't do shit to a melee fighter or a large monster.
>Muh D&D
This isn't D&D.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35644
>>35641
as long as we have gm to sort it all out,i'm not to worried.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35645
35646 35647
>Torc's faggot leans back as everyone os debating about D&D rules
>Remembers killing Klefka with a well thought out meme and a bit of luck
I'm fucking glad
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35646
35647
>>35645
Fug, I didn't finish
I'm glad we stray from D&D rules
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35647
35648 35649 35651
>>35646
>>35645
That was the Implosion Spell. It's in the D&D list. You should read the wizard spell list sometime

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35648
>>35647
Don't ruin my fucking fun
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35649
35651
>>35647
>You should read the wizard spell list sometime.
this.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35651
35652
>>35640
This, desu…
>>35641
>tossing in more shit doesn't necessarily make anything better
Why not? More shit to play with = more fun.
>>35649
>>35647
No. He should only use memes. The memes count as arcane preparation.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35652
35654
>>35651
>should only use memes.
he should do whichever one he wants.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35653
35655
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer/Wizard_Spell_List
GM, will you accept this?
If so, what lvl srry I always forget and schools of magic?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35654
35656 35657
3d9.png
>>35652
The memes are what make it fun. Like when he used Recreational Nuke to finish Kefka.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35655
>>35653
>I always forget
This is another reason to use moar memes.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35656
35659 35661
>>35654
yeah you're right that was pretty funny.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35657
>>35654
>RECREATIONAL NUKE<
>A C T I V A T E D<
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35658
35683
>>35642
Can Darkie give an overview of the past party - his party?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35659
35662 35665 35683
1071364__safe_artist-colon-thebirdiebin_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_cyoa_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome.png
>>35656
This RPG needs moar memes. I feel like the players have rulecucked themselves a little bit and forgotten to shitpost.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35660
35663
Is there a place outside the stables that Tracy can semi-safely take her birds? It can't be healthy for them to be cooped-up in there.
Also, their official names are Sam and Bunny, because reasons.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35661
35668
>>35656
Can you post Infernius's Character sheet?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35662
35664 35700
1512777843438-0.png
>>35659
>pic related
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35663
35664 35670
>>35660
You are right next to a forest in a mountain range
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35664
35666 35668 35683
>>35662
Awww, now I want to build a Flesh Golem..
>>35663
They're as big as elephants, you know.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35665
>>35659
>needs more shitposting
A dial appears infront of Torcuil labeled "OP SHITPOSTING POWERS." It is currently set to "calm, you can't be that weird." Torc turns it to "THIS TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES"

Remember, you unleashed this evil...
I can't wait to have my PC back this week. Then my shitposting can be better

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35666
35667 35668 35670
>>35664
What's your point? If you can't take them outside, you can't, and if you can, then you can
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35667
35670 35676
>>35666
OH NOW YOU TURN THE TRIPS BACK ON
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35668
35669 35670 35672 35683
>>35661
yea.
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 17
hp 135
Fort Refl Will
+10 +5 +10

Armor
the bracers of armor +4

Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)

Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off

Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting

psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive

inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) ,
belt +5 str
gloves of sparking
8 grenades

cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth

skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
4 intimidation
2 tracking
>>35664
fucking do it!,please?
>>35666
>>35664
awww he's got a point though you gotta take em outside sometime

Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35669
Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>35668

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35670
35671 35676 35683
>>35663
It's an idea though.
She just wants to take them out a bit. They need to be properly trained too.
*gives a little bit of fried fiend to each bird as special treat*
>>35666
quad-nerfing meanie
I meant like a balcony or something. Somewhere high-up where they can get some fresh air look down at the world.
>>35667
Ikr
>>35668
I want to build all kinds of constructs.

Is there a facility in the shop that assembles constructs?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35671
35674
>>35670
can you construct a cyber frankenstein bear?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35672
35673
>>35668
Don't you have at least one level in Wilder

>Preston
Wait. Your character has a surname?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35673
>>35672
yea to both questions(its psion)
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35674
35675
>>35671
Idk. We'd need bear-parts first.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35675
35677
>>35674
"uatchit,we are going bear hunting."
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35676
35680
>>35670
>>35667
It's not back on, there's just a feature in the code that means that posts from moderator logins still receive trip or quad numbers
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35677
35679
>>35675
But did you pick up the cosplay items first?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35679
>>35677
i assumed i did already.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35680
35681
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_annoyed_badumsquish's kitties_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_lookin.png
>>35676
Ass
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35681
35682 35684
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
>This would be fine, but when everyone else is adventuring with theirs I get bored
Welp, I guess Torc decides to investigate that one place him and Thez ended up
>>35680
This
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35682
35686
>>35681
>Torc is the only one without a mount or waifu
Dude. Are you shitting me. Have you LOOKED at the d&d wiki entry for the Celestial Charger?
*Face Palms*
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35683
35685
>>35658
Yes
>>35659
This
>>35664
You're not a wizard
>>35668
Cuz Y?
>>35670
Constructs are complicated. There are machines that build the components of constructs, but no "Insta-golem" machines.

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35684
35689
>>35681
I've been envying that Horse for a long time. If you're not going to use her then can I have her?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35685
>>35683
>cuz why?
why what?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35686
35687 35688 35689
XUwJHCm.jpg
>>35682
>Implyting stats matter
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35687
>>35686
>this so hard
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35688
>>35686
>Implying riding a meme version of Princess Celestia isn't fun
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35689
35690 35691 35692 35693
>>35686
Me playing Torc. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing 420% of the time
>>35684
As long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Honestly, I never wanted a Torc/Troll relationship, but you guys layed the shit down so I tried and now regret it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35690
35692
>>35689
you need a waifu man.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35691
35694 35695
1512813219238.png
>>35689
maybe gm will let you have Ponk
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35692
>>35690
Waifus are Drama. But Goddamn I'd love a Celestial Charger as a Paladin's mount

>>35689
>As Long as your waifu doesn't kill her first
Admittedly that's a bit of a hurdle to overcome
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35693
35695 35696
*Puts anti-magick daggers in pouch*
Btw, how big are the stables? It has dividers, but how many spaces?
>>35689
Care to help get rid of her?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35694
>>35691
Oh God. If you think Trollestia is pure evil (and she is) Ponk will be a billion times worse
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35695
35700
>>35691
>get best pony as waifu
Where the fuck do I sign?
>>35693
Why not?
Anonymous
kkPvC
?
No.35696
35697 35698 35707
>>35693
I never approved the anti-magic daggers, I just said that daggers were available, and that was directed mostly at Trump, cuz he doesn't have any.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35697
35699 35775
>>35696
hey i want to go weapon shopping now.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35698
>>35696
Okay..
Can she still make some hooked punching daggers?
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35699
35701 35702
>>35697
I want to raid Cardishore asap. I'm a Thief, but I haven't stolen anything yet.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35700
35702 35705 35775
>>35662
>>35695
Torc should create his own waifu. It'd be a breakthrough in NEET-Wizard innovation.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35701
35706
>>35699
>ASAP
One does not simply raid Cardishore. That's enemy territory and unlike last time they know who you are
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35702
35703 35706
>>35699
do they have weapons there?
>>35700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm-upHSP9KU
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35703
35704 35713 35775
>>35702
You'll get more weapons in the tower
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35704
35775
>>35703
i bet they have some super high quality stuff though.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35705
35708 35713 35775
>>35700
Sex robots here we come
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35706
35708 35709 35775
b17219210d44ab3091b594509da01552--pathfinder-rpg-rogues.jpg
>>35702
>do they have weapons
They'd better freaking still have her knives, or people are going to get hurt really badly.
>>35701
>they know who you are
>Disguise
I feel like a challenge.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35707
35775
>>35696
Um.... Any chance I can get Trollestia as a Paladin's Mount? I've noticed she has very strict motivation requirements, where any request has to be framed through one of two things that she cares about (reducing suffering, and sowing discord) but once you have one or both of those, she'll do almost anything to that end
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35708
35710 35711
>>35705
>>35706
ill help for some dope ass weapons and maybr torc could find a robo pinkie pie there.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35709
35716 35723
>>35706
Just take Trumpaladin with you...

I want to pose as setting up a reality TV series
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35710
>>35708
It's not a shopping mall. It's an enemy stronghold and an allegorical representation of social media
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35711
35712 35717
>>35708
>steampunk robo-pinkie pie
Just when I thought this couldn't get better
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35712
35715
>>35711
>Even in fantasy your waifu isn't an alive person
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35713
35714 35716
g3C6Cc5.jpg
>>35705
Now you're talking.
>>35703
>You'll get more weapons in the tower
I still want to steal things! I didn't play a rogue to get everything fair and square.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35714
35723
>>35713
What is there to steal? I think you are not understanding what this location is like
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35715
>>35712
Oh thats just fucking cold as ice m8
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35716
>>35713
See >>35709

Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35717
35718 35719 35721
105634__safe_pinkie pie_steampunk_artist-colon-0ravensrequiem0.jpg
>>35711
>Steam-Ponk
Fund it.
Try talking to the gnomes about it.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35718
35720 35721
>>35717
ill help you in cardishore.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35719
35720 35721 35775
>>35717
THIS

Krenshall is Japan in this game. It has Hitech stuff. You want stuff, go there. Cardishore is Facebook. It has nothing but soulless drones.
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35720
35722
>>35718
See >>35719

Cardishore is basically morodor, more so than the Court City. there's nothing of value there, but much evil

Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35721
35724 35725 35775
>>35719
Has Torc been to Krenshall before? Where is it?
Help, plz I confused.
>>35717
>>35718
>invests 2 bitcoin
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35722
>>35720
im sure they confiscated some nice weapons, and plus i suspect (((they have something vaulable there.
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35723
35725
cb04873ff6781e70f2d558261812bc31.jpg
>>35709
Trumpaldin would have to be lawful and wait in line though...
He could still come though., She'll just do her thing separately.
>>35714
>What is there to steal?
EVERYTHING! Weapons, clothes, body parts, wonderous items money. Literally anything she can get away with, she'll take.
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35724
35728
map legend.txt
1511058315891.png
>>35721
>>35721

Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35725
35726
>>35721
It's only been visited by Tracy and Trumpaladin and only briefly. But they will craft anything for you with money

>>35723
>Wait in line
Kek. I'm much too important for that. I'll be making my own reality TV series, commercials, WWE fights, and so forth
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35726
35727
>>35725
wwe fights?
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35727
35731 35775
>>35726
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35728
35729 35775
>>35724
I'm assuming its the red one.
Torc needs a ride...
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35729
35732
>>35728
If only you had a horse
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35731
35733
>>35727
"uh c-can i be a part of that?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35732
35734
>>35729
>Torc needs a horse to get a horse
>>35730
He can't teleport somewhere he hasn't been..
Can he?
>mount spell
That'll work
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35733
35735
>>35731
Oh you'd dominate in Cardishore
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35734
35737 35739
>>35732
RIDE. TROLLESTIA! They will be impressed that you have a pretty Unicorn! They were impressed when I had Fae the last time we were there
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35735
35736
>>35733
*excited minotuar noises*
"will you be my manager?"
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35736
35738
>>35735
Oh My God we have our story. We are infiltrating the fuck out of Cardishore
"Hell yes I will be. You ready to beat the shit out of a bunch of people?"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35737
35741
>>35734
>Implying my shitposting powers won't be enough to impress them
No, no Trollestia....
Also, where the hell is GM?
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35738
35741
>>35736
"Infernuis ready to open up a can of Whoop-Ass"
Mrs. Sentry
7nJCI
?
No.35739
35740 35741
>>35734
Why would he ride something when he's on a quest to assemble the parts to replace it? That's both insensitive and counter-intuitive.
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35740
>>35739
Also, this
Anonymous
tExej
?
No.35741
35742 35743 35747 35775
>>35737
If you fail, you can use your pocket spaghetti defense system

>Where is GM
GM is kill

>No Trollestia
Your neglect of your literal godtier mount makes me sad

>>35738
"Only one can?"

>>35739
Krenshall is the better location for sex robots, Desu
Anonymous
4Nv7t
?
No.35742
35744
>>35741
"i got 2 12 packs!"
Anonymous
KFZGF
?
No.35743
35745 35747
>>35741
My new goal is to piss you off by ignoring Trollestia as much as I can