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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
869 replies and 78 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34189
34190 34192
>>34186
Like, it doesn't have charges, so can a rod really project its function/spell infinitely? There are some rods that create matter/energy like Lenos's kitten rod, or the Rod of Sneezes.
If such a case were true, the crafting mechanic for a rod is merely the transmuter for the near-infinite energy the item is capable of generating and turning said energy into spells (like: "create kittens"). It's true function is "perpetual motion".

I'm being a massive autist today...
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34190
34193
>>34188
Sure. Post it

>>34189
*autism intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34191
34194
>>34173
My original plan was to just keep upgrading/modifying her equipment until it matched the persona I was going for, but then I realized upgrading existing equipment is expensive as fuck...

Also, are there any other ways of gaining XP other than defeating enemies?
Can I farm resurrected enemies for XP?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34192
34196
>>34189
>massive autist
Care to help plan a wedding/ball?
>rods
Still reading, but essentially yes, and that's the appeal of rods. With few exceptions, rods don't have charges (as staves do) which while increasing their manufacturing costs, eliminates the "drain" or decay of the items usefulness.
Anonymous
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No.34193
34195
>>34190
Posted (in rabbit, cuz its easier from this computer)
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34194
34195 34196
>>34191
Jesus. Just be satisfied with what you have been given for now, and patiently wait for more. Like I want level 20 paladin, but it can wait and be earned properly

>I typed this up on my main IP, but forgot I was banned
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34195
34196
>>34194
>>34193
speaking of paladins can i take some levels in it?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34196
34197 34198 34199 34203 34205
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>>34192
>help plan a wedding/ball
I don't see why not..
>>34192
Could someone, hypothetically, use a
>>34194
I really want to level up.

Well, if there's nothing interesting for her to find in the
>>34195
>paladin
No. Falling is the only way for them to multiclass. You could become a Divine Emissary at epic level though, and that's basically a Paladin/Blackguard+Cleric combo.
Besides, it'd be pointless; at this level, there's nothing that just a couple levels Paladin has that a level 16 Cleric would want for his optimization. If you want more attack bonus, just go with Fighter or something. Better to get 20 in Cleric first though.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34197
>>34196
>Could someone, hypothetically, use a
*use a mediocre rod to create a device that generates mechanical energy indefinitely?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34198
34199 34201
>>34196
i just want some attention from muh deity.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34199
34200
>>34196
Correction: Paladins can multiclass, but it's impossible for a character to advance as a paladin once they have another class.
>>34198
Cleric is better for that. Try praying at the Cathedral before his statue. You also have Divination spells to receive limited advice from him directly.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34200
34201 34202
>>34199
hes being a tsundere and not talking.

Anonymous
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No.34201
34205
>>34198
>>34200
Thats my fault, not herr Furher's. I am not savvy at emoting Hitler. I've neglected my duties in that regard. I have watched many videos, but there's something about his message that I can't emulate
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34202
34205
>>34200
Gods don't talk to mortals without good reason. You'd probably need a long monologue of prayer to get answers out of the statue.
There's also Augury and Divination to receive vague answers from heaven.
With Planar Ally, you could plausibly summon Angels from WWII, but they'll confiscate all your items, beat you up, write a bad report etc., if you don't have a good reason and an appropriate payment for whatever you're asking them for, so only use that in emergencies, with proper preparation.
Anonymous
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No.34203
34204 34206
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>>34196
>paladin vow of chastity
This is new to me
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34204
34207
>>34203
>Trump Good
You're fine
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34205
34206 34211
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>>34196
bost moar ched mems.
>>34201
pic related
>mfw
>>34202
football talked to trump...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34206
34209
>>34203
>Knight
>Not chaste
Don't worry, it's not degenerate if it's within marriage.
>>34205
We already have a talking Elway statue.
Nobody talks to it for some reason though... (I don't, because I'm afraid she might just get vaporized, being a Divegrass-playing Blackguard)
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34207
34208
>>34204
He's more Lawful than he is Good, desu.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34208
34210 34215
>>34207
You're missing the nuance. Its not Trump (as opposed to Lawful) Good, it's Trump (is) Good
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34209
>>34206
>Sex is still chaste if it happens in marriage
Fuck, I forgot about that feature of Catholicism, so I have to scratch that idea out

>Tracy is a dive grass player
You know how people convert religions for marriages? You know how Crusaders murdered every Muslim, Jew, and half the orthodox Christians they came across?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34210
34212 34213 34217
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>>34208
>impling
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34211
34214 34216 34257
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>>34205
Most of the others were shitty, but this one's accurate...
Anonymous
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No.34212
image.jpeg
>>34210
Is true though
Anonymous
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No.34213
34218 34223
>>34210
Nothing implied, simply illustrating a disposition from which Trump's demeanor is good and righteous, even though it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
Anonymous
eskaF
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No.34214
>>34211
Fuck that's too accurate
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34215
34216 34224
>>34208
Then what's the restriction?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34216
34220
>>34211
Kek, Thez is a Chad
>>34215
I said before, everyone has hax
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34217
34219
>>34210
"We should advertise that there will be cake!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34218
34221 34222 34224
>>34213
"Good" "righteousness."
kek. ive embodied that more than he has.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34219
>>34217
"good me glad."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34220
34222
>>34216
Can Tracy learn the Self Concealment feat in the holodeck? How long toes it take to learn a feat?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34221
34224
>>34218
This..
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34222
34239
>>34218
Indeed, thats why you're not Trump Good. Trump Good isn't "better", its just,... more lenient.
>>34220
>dex 30 hide 30 req
Uhm
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34223
>>34213
>it may "somtimes" color outside the established boundaries
That sounds more like a Paladin of Freedom, desu.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34224
34225 34239
>>34215
>I had to unban myself to post this

I always thought Trumpaladin's Lawful Good alignment came mostly from his certainty that his side was the side of right. Which makes a lot of sense, because morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.

If it isn't obvious I don't quite know what lawful good means, so I've had him always try to talk down enemies before killing them, be protective of protectorates, not steal or lie or at least avoid it where possible, and not engage in gratuitous things like blood baths.

>>34218
>>34221
Did this post have any purpose besides masturbation?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34225
34226 34227 34239
>>34224
youre lawful evil at best m8
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34226
34229
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>>34225
Desu, I'd put him more at true neutral
again, players not appreciating the grand sublime poetry of GM's machinations
Anonymous
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No.34227
34228
>>34225
What am I at worst?!?!?!
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34228
34230 34231
>>34227
Obama evil.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34229
34235
>>34226
oh i understand but its just strange a "good" character can do evil acts.
Anonymous
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No.34230
34233
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>>34228
DELET THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34231
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>>34228

Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34233
34236 34237
>>34230
sorry i meant Clinton good.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34234
34242
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*Takes Breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34235
34236 34238
>>34229
"Any prince who tries to be 'good' all the time is certain to come to ruin among the many who are not so foolish. It behooves a prince then to be proficient in how to be good, as well as how not to be good, as the situation demands."
- Niccolo Machiavelli
Anonymous
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No.34236
34242
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>>34233
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>34235
THANK YOU! Saint Machiavelli is under appreciated
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34237
>>34233
I'm sorry, those words simply cannot go together with any credibility
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34238
34240 34243
>>34235
Does Machiavelli also endorse cheating on your fiance with a friends horse wife?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34239
34243 34244
>>34222
Just checking..
Do the Epic bonus feats granted at Epic level for classes still need the requirements?
>>34224
>certainty that his side was the side of right
That's mostly Lawfulness. Goodness comes from making personal sacrifices for the sake of others, from what the wikis have told me. Lawfulness refers to respect to tradition, boundaries and authority.
>>34224
>morality is basically an aesthetic preference that people force on other people violently, and then feel super superior when they pretend like they are better at living by their own self-made standards than other people.
Eh..... That's definitely lawful though.
Try reading the Alignments page, to get a better scope of the matter.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Alignment
>>34225
Also this. Most gainful alignment.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34240
34241 34247
>>34238
Torcuil and Trollestia are married?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34241
34243 34244
>>34240
sorry Waifu.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34242
34245
>>34236
>>34234
>Reposting the reaction images he took from my posts about his nonchalance about abortionhe deleted
Anonymous
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No.34243
34247
>>34238
Okay, so in retrospect that was an act that was a bit more questionable

>>34241
Torcuil says he doesn't have a waifu

>>34239
Huh, I'll think about it
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34244
34246 34248 34250 34277
>>34239
>ebin feats
Yes
>alignment
I will say, he'd make a far better Blackguard than Paladin, and that without taking any penalties. Not taking sides, just commenting on proclivity.
You saw that chad-meme about "always getting cucked by anti-paladins right?
>>34241
"Waifu" has no lawful standing

Anonymous
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No.34245
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>>34242
That was a thread derailment if ever there were one. I was doing it because you were funny at first but then you and Torcuil started taking it very seriously...
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34246
34251
>>34244
you're dodging the question.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34247
>>34240
>come back
>see this
Bitch no
>>34243
This
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34248
34249 34250 34251
>>34244
>"Waifu" has no lawful standing
I object! Waifusim is an aspect of nature ingrained in universal law.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34249
34259
>>34248
this.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34250
>>34244
>>34248
Are you talking about the waifus I've gained with digits? I guess those are universal law, but otherwise, a waifu is no more important than a girl you want to date but cannot
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34251
34252 34256
>>34246
Okay, desu yes, Machiavelli does endorse engaging in philanderous activity outside of marriage, such that it benefits or trends toward a better situation for the house, the state, etc.
>>34248
e_e Citation needed
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34252
34253
>>34251
then Machiavelli is a degenerate.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34253
34254 34257
>>34252
That's a subjective interpretation, wholly biased, and lacking any objective qualifiers
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34254
34258
>>34253
objectively moral degradation destroys counties, ask the Romans.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34255
34258
Please don't attempt to apply conventional morality to established Court discipline,... it just doesn't work
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34256
>>34251
I don't really recall any endorsement of philandery in either the Prince or the Discourses on Livy. I guess it's present in the Mandrake, but I interpret that to be more of a synecdoche for divine based morality
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34257
34258
>>34211
Mixxed Nuts, a summary
>>34253
TIL I'm wholly biased against Machiavelli whoever the fuck he is
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34258
34260 34261 34265
>>34254
Machiavelli agrees with you

>>34255
Machiavelli is against luxury, since it weakens war readiness

>>34257
GO BACK TO SCHOOL YOU PLEBEIAN!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34259
34262
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>>34249
There is no pillar of honor, tradition and faith more sacred than a man's dedication to his waifu.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34260
34262 34264
>>34258
then why is he promoting degeneracy?
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34261
34262
>>34258
Luxury yes, but he's not for aesceticism, and he makes numerous mentions that what upholds the Prince and thus the Province is best.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34262
34263 34279
>>34259
There is a sacred rule in contract making more sacred than any other

GET IT IN WRITING

tl;dr get a legal marriage

>>34260
Ask GM. I'm putting this under CITATION NEEDED. Although I guess it is a plausible interpretation of Mandrake

>>34261
He casually mentions "abstain from their women" (I think in reference to the son of the last king of Rome raping Lucretia and causing the overthrow of the monarchy...) as a requirement for an established monarchy to continue
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34263
34264 34266
>>34262
>abstain
Yes, but in general, his position can easily and conclusively be read that "If getting his dick wet prevents tyranny, then let his dick be whet"
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34264
>>34260
>>34263
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34265
34266
>>34258
You didn't answer my question
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34266
34267 34269 34270
>>34263
I mean... sure, if there is some super bizare circumstance where having sex with someone saves the kingdom. But like, when does that ever happen outside of the context of a political marriage, which is not philandery?

>>34265
You asked a question?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34267
34268 34281
>>34266
Who is he?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34268
34271
>>34267
a degenerate philosopher.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34269
>>34266
Congratulations, you just proved the opposition's point
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34270
>>34266
oh that was my next point,Danke.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34271
34273 34274
I don't understand any of this
>>34268
His name sounds italin
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34272
34281
For reference, I wasn't advocating that Machiavelli was entirely correct, I was citing him as a resource that would be largely (though defeatably) accepting to Trump's actions.
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34273
34275
>>34271
You,... don't know who Niccolo Machiavelli was?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34274
>>34271
https://www.google.com/search?q=machiavelli&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwip_pTO_IzYAhWHNiYKHfWbBLIQvwUIJigA&biw=1602&bih=686
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34275
34276
>>34273
I probally do, but the name isn't ringing a bell
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.34276
34278 34282
>>34275
He is famous for coining the adage (bastardized) "The ends justify the means"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34277
34303
>>34244
How long will it take Tracy to learn, Dodge, Mobility, and Spring Attack, in that order?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34278
>>34276
the means justify the end though...
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34279
34280 34281 34282 34303
>>34262
>legal marriage
Who has the authority to notorize marriages? Clergy?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34280
>>34279
yo.
/blUD
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No.34281
34283
>>34267
Niccolo Machiavelli was a Florentine Statesman and General who lead the Florentines in war and who was instrumental in the creation and operation of the brief lived Florentine Republic, circa late 1400s and early 1500s

He is best known for being a political philosopher and historian, writing The Prince in 1515 and Disocurses on the First Ten Books of Livy in 1517. He, more than anyone, could be credited with bringing about Modernity in Philosophy with an entirely new way of looking at epistemology and morality, at least since the Greek Classical era

>>34272
He is a very good model, yes, although I don't think he would appreciate Trump's aversion to lying

>>34279
Fae is a priest, and we're building a courthouse. I would say the State, if you meant that as a philosophical question
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34282
>>34279
Torc has legal power
>>34276
Ah
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34283
34284 34285 34286 34287 34288 34298 34312
Anyway, Tracy returns to the stables to nurture her birds, after synthesizing a bag full of elephant meat.
How many severed heads are in the mess hall?

"I've returned, my Angels." Tracy declares softly, before hugging her birds and feeding them.
What gender are these birds? I can tell a chick's gender by their down arrangements, but I can't see these.
>>34281
>Fae is a priest
Is she?
>The state
What state?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34284
>>34283
InfernuisDale.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34285
>>34283
>What state
Kekistan
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34286
34289 34290 34292 34303
>>34283
are ravens legal to own?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34287
34290 34303
>>34283
Just no damned severed heads, and definitely not in the mess hall
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34288
>>34283
>Is Fae a priest
I made her a priest very early on

>What state
That was a general answer. It would be the relevant state
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34289
34292 34293 34303
>>34286
Actually, Tracy's faggot what birds are legal to own?
Also, have you raised pigeons?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34290
34291 34294
>>34286
Idk.. A fiendish raven is a lawful-aligned creature.
You're character is chaotic anyway.
>>34287
Several of the previous characters have their heads in the mess hall, including the last Paladin who owned Vadereim.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34291
>>34290
i meant irl.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34292
34294 34296
>>34289
>>34286
Oh, irl.
It depends on the state you live in, plus zoning bullshit.
I have handled pigeons.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34293
34296
>>34289
i have.
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34294
34295
>>34292
>>34290
is a Choatic raven a thing?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34295
>>34294
In game?
Idk. Fiendish Raven, from the summon monster table, is a Lawful Evil creature: it counts as casting a Lawful and Evil spell.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34296
34297 34299 34300 34303
>>34292
>>34293
What are pigeons like?

GM does anything happen in the town?
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34297
>>34296
like you'd expect.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34298
34300
>>34283
To Tracy

>"Hi Tracy. I'm out today. Do you want me to pick up anything from the forest for you, or get you any food?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34299
34302 34303
>>34296
>pigeons like?
Well, what about them? They're pigeons.
They're harder to handle than you'd expect.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.34300
34304
>>34298
>'........... I'm fine...'
>>34296
Nothing happened while Tracy was there..
Anonymous
Ju44y
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No.34301
34303
so are infernuis and thez still 69ing?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34302
>>34299
>harder to handle than you expect
Thats what I was looking for
Anonymous
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No.34303
34305 34306 34308 34312
>>34277
I'd say 1 wk per feat
>>34279
That depends on who one is appealing to. Marriage typically involves submitting to an authority outside of ones self or their partnership, making those to be married supplicants. You will note that the vows Thez and Infernius exchanged did not require such, only a witness who could be observed as independently sovereign.
>>34286
Sure
>>34287
There's already a few, just to let you know,....
>>34289
There's legaities for bird ownership? In Port Barry?
>>34296
There are increasing decorations and planning, but nothing is particularly popping at the moment
>>34299
Insufferable bastards you mean,....
>>34301
I hadn't realized that they were, last I heard they were discussing the prospect of a wedding. She's not opposed to 69, but she'd much rather he tied her hands with her braid and had his way with her.
what? its true,...
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34304
>>34300
>"You don't sound so fine, little pony. Is there anything I can do for you?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34305
>>34303
>port barry
No, irl
>nothing
Well thats boring
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.34306
34307
>>34303
>The Vows Infernius and Thez did required no outside authority
That's why it is not a valid marriage. The essence of marriage is that the relationship is placed outside of the caprice of the participants by making it no longer belong to them

>Thez's sexual preferences
She has better tastes
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34307
>>34306
True, except that Thez (Gilana) is a standing member of the House of Thez, having and maintaining the authority to engage in contractual and binding agreements so long as witnessed by a sovereign party.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34308
34309
>>34303
i was gonna interrogate darkie but sex is a better prospect.
*binds hands*
*smiles fiendishly*
"im going in dry."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34309
34310
>>34308
Like binding her hands won't provide sufficient moisture,....
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34310
34316
>>34309
I think he's referring to a different hole
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34311
And while things get lewd, GM departs for 5-10 minutes to acquire take-out
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34312
34313
>>34303
>1 wk per feat
Alright. Tracy Trains towards the Great Dexterity Feat, in her free time.
Also >>34283
What gender are her birds and how many heads are in the mess hall?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34313
34314 34315
>>34312
>"Is there anything I can do to for you, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34314
34318
>>34313
>'…….........Let's schedule our wedding.'
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34315
34318
>>34313
i'd like some peach rings
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34316
34317 34318 34320
>>34310
I doubt it, Infernius doesn't strike me as the type who would abide stink-dick

Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34317
34321
>>34316
he would be if thez wanted it.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34318
34319
>>34316
I hope not

>>34314
>"............... Uh........ Um....... When would you like it, little pony?"

>>34315
Kek. So done
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34319
34323
>>34318
>'.............. Three months ago.... asap; this month, if possible..'
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34320
34321
>>34316
Please tell me the gender of the birds.
P4FwV
?
No.34321
34324
[2d2 = 4]
>>34317
Which is why no
>>34320

Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34322
34323 34325 34330
Both Female
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34323
34326 34332
>>34319
>three months ago
Kek. I think she should only just barely be showing any bulge at this state of pregnancy

>"Silly pony, you've got nine months until he's born. No need to rush. We probably have a war coming up. That will get in the way of things. We can perhaps have a celebration once we have crushed our enemies"

>>34322
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I wanted a Sam Eagle
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34324
34326
>>34321
*continues aggressive fugging*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34325
34326 34327
>>34322

GM, I want an assessment of the Artilery situation. Like what essential numbers do I need to know and so forth. Both wooden weapons are tested, and the Cannons are taken to the Industrial forge for refitting, or scrapping if necessary. Does Slovenia know Ironworking to any degree?
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34326
34328 34329
>>34323
Blame the dice
>>34324
Thez continues liking it, though displaying a diminishingly astonished expression of false-opposition
>>34325
>ironworking
No
>Artillery/machine essential numbers
Uh,,.. I'll get back to you
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34327
34329
>>34325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss3W-nXFDUY
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34328
34339 34359
>>34326
*stimulates clit*
*attempts to make ahego*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34329
34330 34331 34337
>>34327
Kek, I'll try to do that

>>34326
>Dice
REEEEE! I'll have to go with a Samantha Eagle or something
>No Iron working
Aww... We can assume Port Barry has Ironsmiths, especially since it was mentioned in the two city-improvement posts, right? Also, is Slovenia super adorable when the Trebuchets are fired?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34330
34332
>>34322
If I were to go with how I normally name mythological creatures, I'd give them Arabic names, but I've got better sources for this case.
>>34329
>moments later
Fine, whatever will make you happy. Sam it is then. I'll name the other one Bunny then... because fug mythology..
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34331
34332
>>34329
why not Colombia the eagle?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34332
>>34330
Better than a 9/11 Hijacker's name
I'll go with that. How does Tracy feel about Trumpaladins's suggestion in >>34323

>>34331
I did think about that. It's because Columbia is a place name, not really a person's name. But I cam go with it
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.34333
34334 34337
>has nothing to do
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34334
34335
>>34333
And I got the fucking trips.
HOW
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34335
34336 34340
>>34334
Kek

Go talk to your waifu
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34336
34340
>>34335
this.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34337
34339 34341
>>34329
>ironsmiths
Yes
>Super cute
If by that you mean, a face of grim satisfaction, yes
>>34333
Trips confirm
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34338
I g2g for a couple hours..
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34339
>>34328
>>34337

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34340
>>34335
>>34336
She ain't Torc's waifu. You guys just said it so much so I stoped denying it
He reconsidered after the "date"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34341
34342
>>34337
>Slovrnia is in fact being adorable, as per usual
D'aww!
HUGS PONY!

Now let's test out the equipment with targets, preferably structures or walls. And with exotic ammunition as well
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34342
34343 34346
>>34341
>*Sharp pain in the back of the brain*

Okay, now I actually have to go.

Tracy decides to g check on her Nithing pole on the road to Cardishore and then makes her way towards the city.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34343
34344 34345
>>34342
And here I thought it was gonna be a recess weekend
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34344
>>34343
The ride never ends
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34345
34348 34349
>>34343
I just want to finally get those knives back...
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34346
34347
>>34342
Let GM have just one weekend off after three months. Or at least consider taking another character
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34347
2a2e9654aa721f45e582579efd4da9dc--gaming-memes-tabletop-rpg.jpg
>>34346
>consider taking another character
Eh...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34348
34350
>>34345
Fair, but you know they're not just going to keep a pile of knives out at the security area "In case they come back",... odds are they've been rid of by now.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34349
34350
>>34345
like why are the knives suddenly critical now?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.34350
34351 34354 34360
tracy's knives.jpg
>>34348
>odds are they've been rid of by now
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Muh meme knives!
I'll take the liver of the customs managing directer. instead if that's the case.
>>34349
I always wanted them, I just finally got sick of waiting to go get them...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34351
34354
>>34350
They actually say dark and edgy? That's pretty,... nevermind.
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34353
34355
>will REALLY have to go soon
Can the Entertron repair magical status affects, like energy drain and curses?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.34354
File (hide): 66747C829551B4F83456E2E3C6DA47E3-6498113.webm (6.2 MB, Resolution:1280x720 Length:00:01:22, Edge.webm) [play once] [loop]
Edge.webm
>>34350
>>34351

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.34355
34356
image.png
>>34353
Like I don't know what you're thinking
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34356
34357 34359
>>34355
Energy drain fucking sucks, so I want to know before I roll a 1 with those claws.
eskaF
?
No.34357
34358 34359
>>34356
>stands thoroughly corrected
A paladin or cleric can restore energy drains
\r
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34358
34360
>>34357
I know.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34359
34360 34371 34374
tumblr_oh4tmvaCQn1v2hfg0o6_1280.gif
>>34356
I'll cross that path when I get to it
>>34357
This
>>34328
I actually looked, and just as I was about to give up (most "Dark Elf Ahegao" involves tentacles) I found this. You're welcome. The colors are off, but do the math.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34360
34371
>>34358
Is it harder to summon the help of a Paladin or cleric than it it is to get to the entertron?

>>34350
From what we know of the story, Cardishore is a center of enemy activity, probably as more or even more than the Court City. ho knows what you could encounter. All sorts of magic barriers and other things are possible.

I kind of want my character to infiltrate by disguising himself as seeking to host a reality TV series....

>>34359
>No hooves
Not as sexy as some of the other options available
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34361
34362 34368 34372
GM plz gib somethin to do
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34362
34363
>>34361
Talk to your waifu
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34363
34364
>>34362
Torc has no waifu
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34364
34365
>>34363
Talk to my waifu
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34365
34366
>>34364
Tracy's faggot isn't here
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34366
34367
>>34365
Wanna come plan out military strategy and test out trebuchets with me?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34367
>>34366
I like military strategy
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34368
34369 34370
>>34361
You could always go to the whorehouse, they have whores and Fight Club
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34369
>>34368
Torc isn't a fan of whores but he'll take fight club
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34370
>>34368
I should probably go ask some essential questions of that one pirate we revived. I imagine he wondered over to his natural habitat of the Tavern
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34371
34373 34374
>>34359
Can it repair magick affects though.

Also, can Tracy still go check her Nithing Pole, and make her way towards Cardishore? I want her to go, even if she can't enter.
>>34360
What if the Paladin and Cleric we're incapacitated? I just want to know what it's capable of.

>tfw socially obligated to sit through two-hour concert.
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34372
34375
>>34361
Make us some items/scrolls.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34373
>>34371
But I need to talk to her...
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34374
34376 34377
>>34371
>>34359

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34375
>>34372
What you want
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34376
>>34374
I'd assume it can't cure Geas, because if it could, the Thez would have have her's removed by it by now. I'd assume curses function similarly, and so can't be removed by it. As for negative level drains, I am really not sure
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34377
34380 34381 34424
>>34374
Alright.
When Tracy gets back, does anyone want to help me kill and revive that Triceratops 6 gorrillion times?
Mrs. Sentry
DcdM/
?
No.34378
34379
I g2g
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34379
>>34378
Later
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34380
>>34377
I do!
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34381
34382
>>34377
>More interested in grinding than earning advancement through game-play
Just
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34382
34383
>>34381
Boredom will make yous do things
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34383
34384 34386 34402
>>34382
Torcuil needs a hobby. Like how Tracy has her birds, Infernius has Thez, and Trumpaladin has Football and Deal Making. I think Tracy's faggot had a good idea about making scrolls
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34384
34385
>>34383
Yeah, but scroll making is less of a hobby and more of a job.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34385
>>34384
>Torcuil needs a Job
Bingo!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34386
34387 34389 34405
>>34383
Well now, there are mass-production machines down in the 'basement (the area between the top and 'bottom' pyriamid, AKA the forge) for making scrolls and potions in quantity, as well as a number of other machines that are more specialized and particular than the ones in the library do NOT ask me "What kind of machines", rather ask "Is there a machine that does blurrrr"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.34387
34388 34389
>>34386
Is there a mchine that does blurrrr?
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34388
>>34387
There are many machines that do blurrr
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.34389
34390
>>34386
So if I am understanding you correctly, I can ressurrect all of the pirates, have them work at the machines producing items on commission, then sell the items at a special Trump Magical Item retail outlet that fills the void left over by the Drow being kicked out of town, trade a substantial portion of the items to Sparintenar for their manufactured items, and then sell those items in Port barry or where ever we can ship them to?

>>34387
I think you're going to have to go to Krenshall for that
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.34390
34391 34392
>>34389
That's correct, though you'll need a certified magical technician to calibrate and maintain the machines. The machines are - for the most part - a hook allowing players to be creative about getting around limitations on crafting and item production. Nothing too fancy, there'll be no mass production of uber-ness +80 swords of murder, but mass-producing masterwork swords is feasible.