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There are no breaks on this train!
>pickle rick
Even I don't shitpost this bad
*passes out from exhaustion*
>maybe not kill, but long sexin
\r
*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
>>33368*Puts pony in lap*
>>33371*Takes a can, but is not daring enough to open it*
>>33371"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
>>33376There is no power greater than the Natural 20.
>>33374Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
>>33377Did we get back to the tower though?
>>33377I banned him before GM noticed, that means I win the saving throw
>>33383He also deleted those few posts.
>>33383I think he means Torc, who hasn't posted since his posts were deleted.
>>33384Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33387Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that
>>33388Kek
>>33390True. The second one was 15 minutes
>>33391It was as a ban and delete, rather than a normal delete. And if people think they can attack my character without reason like that without getting a joke ban in response, they are mistaken
>>33392Don't just delet the posts though.
>>33372*Grows to full size and sits on Trump*
>>33394Oh so he can ban me? Just cant delete posts?
>>33394>>33395But attacking people like that is a really shitty move. If anything should be deleted it's that
>>33396YOU WHERE PROMOTED TO BAN THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
>>33398Learn to handle the bantz!
*Forces tongue down throat*
>>33399THEN WHY DID YOU SHOOT AT ME!
Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
>>33407Okay which? Blackguard tyrant, or Paladin not-quite-tyrant?
[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
>>33408Paladin not-fully-a-tyrant
>>33409*Hugs horsey*
*Takes breath*
>>33410e_e
This whole "shamed pony" act is getting as stale as the last thread. XPPPP
And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....
"Bitch"
>>33410*hugs crushingly*
>>33411This.
Stop cute-posting and actually try to improve.
>>33415>PoufTrump is now a 3' tall chibi-Trump
>>33416*Hugs chibi-paladin like a baby doll*
[1d20 = 2]>>33416*Is too small for Tracy to hold*
FUCKING RUN FOR FAE!
>>33421*Snatches him up and holds him to her cheek, affectionately*
>>33422HUZZAH, THE TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DOUBLED
>>33423*purrs*
>Mommy mode*Rocks him like like baby, holding him to to her chest fluff*
>>33424Nigger, the demon horse isn't on anyone's team but her's
>>33425*pouty face*
>>33426*death glare*
>>33426"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy >>33428I'm'a vomit on you if you keep that up
>mfw a quick-nerf turned into a story development
>>33431This is the best thing since pic related
>>33432*Beams happily*
"You're so cute at this size, ~Flashy!"
*Holds to chest*
>hacking up blood>got banned from /mlpol/>cockroach in room>my poor kitty had giant ass tickCan tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM>>33435Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?
>>33434reeee>>33431Gib size back so I am bigger than Tracy again!
>>33438I think he meant Death, since it was said that she'd be a recurring character.
>>33440>>33441Ah, well,... did Torc get her number?
>>33439*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]
>>33442Does she accept sacrifice of a leg for valid calling methods?
>>33442>>33444>NumberThose trips have to mean something.
>>33444If you sacrificed your leg to Death, you probably wouldn't get it back..
>>33446Maybe after it was humped
>>33446Bruh what the fuck did you think I meant by sacrifice?
>>33447>>33449I'm not sharing my pony
>>33448Maybe you have a child you can sacrifice?
>>33450I am not sacrificing Norfilly
Now, you on the other hand...
>>33451I was thinking more steampunkish but that works
>>33453You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu
>>33452Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?
>>33453I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice meNigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice
(you) before that will happen
>>33454He has no idea how to work with girls
>>33454Torc IS beta, but I agree.
He should at least wait until he actually needs it.
>>33454Its not "to get a girl"
Its for the favor of torturing the information we need out of darkie
>>33455>purchased cheaply?Of course not. We fed Kek gorillions of memes to overpower Moloch.
>>33457If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.
>>33457He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)
>>33457Nigger, this guy ain't afraid of death. If you want to go that route, let Tracy do it, since she does it for free
>>33458Only half the story...
>>33460I almost feel sorry for him...
*Continues to procrastinate*
>>33458I may or may not have given part of my soul
My fucking first time dealing with tumblr ass SJWs was campaigning. And they stopped traffic on a busy ass street to yell "fuck you" at me (holding a Trump sign) about a guy holding a "Fuck Trump" sign like it was my fault.>>33460LET HIM WAIT >>33462>Having pity for one's enemiesAnon...
>>33463This, although I don't know how much I want to risk the information going stale
>>33464The Drow have probably already spent all of our money..
>>33467We can just repossess all of their assets though.
Okay, let me make sure I have this right. I need to:
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....
Am I missing anything?
>>33469How long does Tracy get to play with Tiny Trump?
>>33469Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
>>33470IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is
that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I
am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban >>33471I want pinktext, like on /pone/.
>>33471Options
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Copy-paste this:
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>>33471Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
>>33471Orange colored text is now an option in the options menu on the top right. It replaces greentext
>>33473We can do that. As a replacement for greentext or as
text in posts?
>>33474Or you can do it the hard way...
>>33472reeeee >>33476Praise Pupper and Anon in Orange-text thread, I just camped on their posts
>>33477Wait, can we chnage the colors of text using the [] format?
We orange text now!>>33480If it's colored like that sure
>>33479I asked pupper...
>>33481Wait, how do we change text color?
>>33477I meant the text that starts with a "<3".
>>33482I mean, without using ">"
Source posts:
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814>>33477Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeeeWhat do you want from me? IMO
not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I
won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.
>>33431Pic related
>>33483Uh... I don't know how that text feature works...
>>33485>entropy and saltSo does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
>>33487It was a bantz shot. Meme-tier.
>>33486>mfw ctrl-o is another macroTesting>>33487I agree it was bantz, but you make a compelling argument
[o ] [/o ] Orange confirmed
>>33488Then so is a five minute ban for "oh well fuck you too." If it were a real ban, it would be three days like the one I gave that barneyfag hours ago
>>33489>>33490Huzzah!
>>33488I honestly wasn't expecting a 20
>>33489Hey, he kinda deserved it for >raping Tracy infront of Torc>>33491Yeah but 15 minutes was hell
Does ctrl+g mean green color?
>>33491So wait, Nigel-ban confirmed?
>>33492You niggers don't understand how the dice
really work
I'm gonna love this >>33492NO! Attack Tracy if you're angry at her stealing your chopsticks or being loud in sex. I did nothing wrong
>>33493woahtest >>33495No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
>>33496>I did nothing wrongYou initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
>>33497Do you have a preferred shade of pink for text color?
>>33499How the fuck is that punishable by being shot????
[20d1 = 20]>>33497But do you have an orange tree? Cause I do.>ITT faggots are amazed by site features while fighting about a fictional shooting>>33496Well GM said we could kill eachother....
>>33495Is this how dice
really work?
>>33500It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
Test
>>33502WELL GOOD, BECAUSE TORCUIL WAS REVIVED FIVE MINUTES LATER
>>33501He
did say we could kill each other.
>>33501>tfw was gonna get spoopy>got shit-posted at instead>>33506Yeah, orange is the new bold/italics
OOOh! Can't wait for the first (legit)
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
[69d420 = 13067]>>33508>>33507Rolling 69d420 because memez
RIP black hole at the center of the Milky Way
>>33509We'd have to change the ban message color, or add a new feature for orange ban text
>>33511No worries, I called it first; that's all I was after. ^_^
(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Alright you loveable faggots, I have to crash so I can get up early to call in sick to work. Try not to drive each-other off in the meantime? You already scared off Ebin,.... Xp
>>33514G'night.
I got shit to do tomorrow so I think I'm leaving to
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.
He's still chibi though
>>33519I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't
harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing >>33525No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
>>33531Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
[3d20 = 28]>>33533Charge, and Pounce faggot
Bite, Claw, and Claw
>>33533Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
>>33534>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strengthShe's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
[2d6+5 = 11][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33534>>33536Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
>>33536Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
>>33537>Does 37 damage in a single round>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?That's a very good kitty
>>33538Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
>>33540You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
>>33541*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
>>33542Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
>>33543GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
[1d20 = 9]>>33543You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
[1d20 = 12]>>33546Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
[2d8+4 = 16][1d20+6 = 21]>>33551Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
[2d6+5 = 15][2d6+5 = 12][2d6+10 = 14]>>33551>Rolled a 20That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
[2d8+4 = 8][1d20+6 = 11]>>33552Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
>>33555Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
>>33556The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
>>33557Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
>>33558I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
>>33560Who is u?
>>33559Greek mythology, look it up
>>33562>saluteYou will be missed friend
>>33563AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
>>33565cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
>>33565If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
>>33567Well then bans are part of the heat
>>33566Fuck off and fuck you
>>33568why are you such a cocksucker?
>>33569Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
>>33570you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
>>33571No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this
after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
>>33572Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back