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Anonymous
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
869 replies and 76 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33362
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There are no breaks on this train!
Anonymous
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No.33363
33365
>pickle rick
Even I don't shitpost this bad
Anonymous
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No.33364
1469489893987.gif
>>33362
Somewhat relevant gif
Anonymous
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No.33365
pickle.png
>>33363

Mrs. Sentry
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No.33368
33372
*passes out from exhaustion*
P4FwV
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No.33369
33386
>maybe not kill, but long sexin
\r
The Ebin Shitposter
!Ebin7zjCDw
f5zxv
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No.33371
33372 33373 33374
*teleports in*
*distributes unmarked cans*
*teleports out*
>do you dare open the cans?
Anonymous
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No.33372
33374 33394
>>33368
*Puts pony in lap*

>>33371
*Takes a can, but is not daring enough to open it*
Anonymous
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No.33373
>>33371
"What's this?" Thez taps one of the cans. "Where did these come from?" she positions can 4 smash.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33374
33375 33376 33378
>>33372
I thought you were dea-
>>33371
Opens can immediately.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33375
>>33374
>Knife functions as can-opener
Anonymous
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No.33376
33377
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
>>33374
I have my defenses
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33377
33379 33381
>>33376
There is no power greater than the Natural 20.
Anonymous
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No.33378
33380
>>33374
Bantz kills are more figurative. Surely you've seen animes or w/e where characters murder eachother just for keks
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33379
>>33377
Did we get back to the tower though?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33380
>>33378
Ah
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33381
33382 33383
>>33377
I banned him before GM noticed, that means I win the saving throw
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33382
>>33381
Wat?
Anonymous
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No.33383
33384 33385
>>33381
>banned
Banned whom pray tell?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33384
33387
>>33383
He also deleted those few posts.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33385
>>33383
I think he means Torc, who hasn't posted since his posts were deleted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33386
>>33369
This was also edited.
Anonymous
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No.33387
33389
>>33384
Srsly? This again? Really? Trump, what's your game? Are you deliberately trying to discourage anons from participating, cuz it sure looks that way.
Anonymous
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No.33388
33389
Screenshot_2017-12-13-21-55-00-2.png
FUCK THESE FUCKING BANS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WHO GAVE THEM TOO ME
TWO OF THEM
T W O
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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No.33389
33390 33391
>>33387
Oh hush. If people can attack and kill my character while I'm waiting out walking around and thinking of how to respond to Tracy's faggots post about optimum mount size, then I can use 5 minute bans for fun as well. And fuck anyone who is going to attack me without provication like that

>>33388
Kek
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33390
33392
>>33389
>5 min
That second one was 10
And it was hell
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33391
33392
>>33389
Stop deleting posts ITT!
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33392
33393 33394
>>33390
True. The second one was 15 minutes

>>33391
It was as a ban and delete, rather than a normal delete. And if people think they can attack my character without reason like that without getting a joke ban in response, they are mistaken
Anonymous
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No.33393
33396
>>33392
A B U S E
O F
M O D
P O W E R S

Mrs. Sentry
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No.33394
33395 33396 33398
>>33392
Don't just delet the posts though.
>>33372
*Grows to full size and sits on Trump*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33395
33398 33400
>>33394
Oh so he can ban me? Just cant delete posts?
Anonymous
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No.33396
33397 33399
165468__artist needed_source needed_safe_applejack_fluttershy_pinkie pie_rainbow dash_rarity_twilight sparkle_broom_crossover_dark magic_futurama_mane .png
>>33393
>Always Neutral Evil

>>33394
reeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33397
33401
>>33396
*Noms head*
Anonymous
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No.33398
33403
>>33394
>>33395
But attacking people like that is a really shitty move. If anything should be deleted it's that
Anonymous
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No.33399
33404
>>33396
YOU WHERE PROMOTED TO BAN THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33400
>>33395
Both.
Anonymous
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No.33401
>>33397
You can't nom me pony!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33403
33406
>>33398
Learn to handle the bantz!

*Forces tongue down throat*
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33404
>>33399
THEN WHY DID YOU SHOOT AT ME!
Anonymous
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No.33405
33407
Okkay, I just gotta say. The bans are kinda fucked up desu. Deleting posts is one thing, but restricting anons is cruel desu.
I'll give Trump a choice; stop with the bans/deletions, OR go Blackguard. I mean, thats SO not Paladin decorum,....
Anonymous
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No.33406
>>33403
"chck!"
reeeeee
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33407
33408
Rarity_is_ashamed_S1E20.png
>>33405
Okay...
Anonymous
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No.33408
33410
>>33407
Okay which? Blackguard tyrant, or Paladin not-quite-tyrant?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33409
33410
[affectionate monster noises]
*Tongue goes a bit deeper, before retreating*
Anonymous
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No.33410
33411 33413
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>33408
Paladin not-fully-a-tyrant

>>33409
*Hugs horsey*
*Takes breath*
Anonymous
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No.33411
33413 33414 33415
>>33410
e_e
This whole "shamed pony" act is getting as stale as the last thread. XPPPP
Anonymous
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No.33412
And thus, I walked out to look upon the field where my shitposts grew. But when I arrived I found them barren. The plague of bans had reached me. All the signs where there, the warnings should have let me know. But alas, I did not listen, and now as a punishment, my shitpost field is barren. Eaten away by the endless stomachs of the bans.
I look at the sunset, tears welling in my eyes as I realize my crop has failed. And I whisper a single word....

"Bitch"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33413
33415
>>33410
*hugs crushingly*
>>33411
This.
Stop cute-posting and actually try to improve.
Anonymous
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No.33414
>>33411
This
Anonymous
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No.33415
33416
Twilight_unsure_EG.png
>>33411
>>33413
Okay...
Anonymous
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No.33416
33417 33418 33419
>>33415
>Pouf
Trump is now a 3' tall chibi-Trump
Anonymous
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No.33417
>>33416
TOP KEK
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33418
>>33416
*Hugs chibi-paladin like a baby doll*
/blUD
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No.33419
33420 33421
[1d20 = 2]
>>33416
*Is too small for Tracy to hold*

FUCKING RUN FOR FAE!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33420
>>33419
>Implying you can escape
yD0KP
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No.33421
33422
[1d20 = 19]
>>33419
Torc trips tiny Trump
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33422
33423 33424
>>33421
*Snatches him up and holds him to her cheek, affectionately*
Anonymous
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No.33423
33425
>>33422
*reeees*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33424
33427
>>33422
HUZZAH, THE TEAMWORK HAS BEEN DOUBLED
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33425
33426 33427
>>33423
*purrs*
>Mommy mode
*Rocks him like like baby, holding him to to her chest fluff*
Anonymous
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No.33426
33427 33428
>>33425
"Awwww, he's so little!"
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33427
>>33424
Nigger, the demon horse isn't on anyone's team but her's

>>33425
*pouty face*

>>33426
*death glare*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33428
33429
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>>33426
"He's adorable!"
*Pat's paladin on the back until he burps*
>tfw libshits' memes actually come in handy
Anonymous
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No.33429
33430
>>33428
I'm'a vomit on you if you keep that up
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33430
33432
>>33429
>Implying that'd do anything but fire-up her maternal instincts
Anonymous
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No.33431
33433 33439 33486
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>mfw a quick-nerf turned into a story development
Anonymous
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No.33432
33434
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>>33430
*glares*
Anonymous
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No.33433
33435
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>>33431
This is the best thing since pic related
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33434
33439
>>33432
*Beams happily*
"You're so cute at this size, ~Flashy!"
*Holds to chest*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33435
33436
>>33433
That was hilarious.
Anonymous
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No.33436
33437 33438
>hacking up blood
>got banned from /mlpol/
>cockroach in room
>my poor kitty had giant ass tick
Can tonight get any worse for me?
This isn't a challenge GM
>>33435
Also, it remind me of an idea I had.
GM, besides fucking Death, what else would Torc have to do for a favor from her?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33437
>>33436
>Gib soul
Anonymous
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No.33438
33440 33441
>>33436
>tick
@_@ poor kitten
>her
Which 'her' do you mean?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33439
33443
>>33434
reeee

>>33431
Gib size back so I am bigger than Tracy again!
Anonymous
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No.33440
33442
>>33438
Death
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33441
33442
>>33438
I think he meant Death, since it was said that she'd be a recurring character.
Anonymous
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No.33442
33444 33445
>>33440
>>33441
Ah, well,... did Torc get her number?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33443
>>33439
*Puts on back*
*Struts about in a regal fashion*
"I can't say I don't appreciate you differently at this size Flashy. I think I could get used to it until you're cured."
[Happy pony noises]
Anonymous
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No.33444
33445 33446
>>33442
Does she accept sacrifice of a leg for valid calling methods?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33445
>>33442
>>33444
>Number
Those trips have to mean something.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33446
33447 33448
>>33444
If you sacrificed your leg to Death, you probably wouldn't get it back..
Anonymous
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No.33447
33449 33450
>>33446
Maybe after it was humped
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33448
33450 33451
>>33446
Bruh what the fuck did you think I meant by sacrifice?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33449
33450
>>33447
Kek
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33450
33452 33453
>>33447
>>33449
I'm not sharing my pony

>>33448
Maybe you have a child you can sacrifice?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33451
33453
>>33448
>Wizard with a wooden leg
That'd work.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33452
33455
>>33450
>Sacrificing others for deific favors
Kike-tier.
Self-mutilation ftw.
Anonymous
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No.33453
33454 33455
>>33450
I am not sacrificing Norfilly
Now, you on the other hand...
>>33451
I was thinking more steampunkish but that works
Anonymous
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No.33454
33455 33456 33457
>>33453
You're seriously gonna go all Saw on your shit, just to get a 'girl's' attention? Thats pretty beta desu
Anonymous
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No.33455
33458
>>33452
Oh hush. Surely you don't think the powers that beat back Hilary's black magic in the 2016 elections were purchased cheaply?

>>33453
I was not talking about my stepdaughter!
>Sacrifice me
Nigger, I'll go blackguard and sacrifice (you) before that will happen

>>33454
He has no idea how to work with girls
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33456
>>33454
Torc IS beta, but I agree.
He should at least wait until he actually needs it.
Anonymous
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No.33457
33459 33460 33461
>>33454
Its not "to get a girl"
Its for the favor of torturing the information we need out of darkie
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33458
33461 33463
>>33455
>purchased cheaply?
Of course not. We fed Kek gorillions of memes to overpower Moloch.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33459
>>33457
If Darkie still isn't bored enough to talk, we'll just kill him and let Infernius talk to his corpse.
Anonymous
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No.33460
33462 33463
>>33457
He's been starving for days, stuck in a body-cast. Have you tried talking to him? I mean I know I was unresponsive when he was first revived, but he would've been all cheek then. Now he's had time to 'stew in his juices' (did I mention body-casts don't permit bathroom breaks?)
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33461
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>>33457
Nigger, this guy ain't afraid of death. If you want to go that route, let Tracy do it, since she does it for free

>>33458
Only half the story...
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33462
33464
>>33460
I almost feel sorry for him...
*Continues to procrastinate*
Anonymous
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No.33463
33464
>>33458
I may or may not have given part of my soul
My fucking first time dealing with tumblr ass SJWs was campaigning. And they stopped traffic on a busy ass street to yell "fuck you" at me (holding a Trump sign) about a guy holding a "Fuck Trump" sign like it was my fault.
>>33460
LET HIM WAIT
Anonymous
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No.33464
33465 33466 33467
738879__safe_artist-colon-i am nude_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_broom_frown_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_request_scruffy_solo.png
>>33462
>Having pity for one's enemies
Anon...

>>33463
This, although I don't know how much I want to risk the information going stale
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33465
>>33464
Almost*
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33466
>>33464
HE WILL WAIT
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33467
33468
>>33464
The Drow have probably already spent all of our money..
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33468
>>33467
We can just repossess all of their assets though.
Anonymous
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No.33469
33470 33471
Okay, let me make sure I have this right. I need to:
- Orange-text the escape from Court City
- Prepare/determine what's going to happen with Darkie (but not yet, let him stew)
- Get ahold of death for Torcuil cuz,....

Am I missing anything?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33470
33472
>>33469
How long does Tracy get to play with Tiny Trump?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33471
33473 33474 33475 33477
>>33469
Well fuck, if you guys don't like the idea of Death I'll not it.
Is there a theme that gives me orange text or do I need to do that code thing?
Anonymous
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No.33472
33477
>>33470
IDK, that was just a warning that if he keeps banning I'll have to get creative. Not that my creativity is that much of a hurdle/threat, given that he's a mod and all, but I am creative enough to make it embarrassing
>inb4 ban
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33473
33477
>>33471
I want pinktext, like on /pone/.
Anonymous
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No.33474
33476 33477
>>33471
Options
User CSS
Copy-paste this:
span.quote {
color: #DB7A18;
}

p.intro span.name {
color: #DB7A18;
}

a:link, a:visited, p.intro a.email span.name {
color: #DB7A18;
}

div.post.reply div.body a {
color: #DB7A18;
}

div.boardlist a {
color: #DB7A18;
}

p.intro span.subject {
color: #DB7A18;
}
Anonymous
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No.33475
33478
>>33471
Death isn't a bad idea, I was just surprised that you'd be willing to cut your leg off for Death's help in an interrogation that doesn't require either death or leg-cutting-off. You're welcome to proceed.
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33476
33479
>>33474
YOOOOO
THAT SHIT IS SICK
I love it
>orange has always been my favorite color
Anonymous
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No.33477
33480 33483 33485
>>33471
Orange colored text is now an option in the options menu on the top right. It replaces greentext

>>33473
We can do that. As a replacement for greentext or as text in posts?

>>33474
Or you can do it the hard way...

>>33472
reeeee
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33478
>>33475
Nah
Anonymous
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No.33479
33481
>>33476
Praise Pupper and Anon in Orange-text thread, I just camped on their posts
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33480
33481
>>33477
Wait, can we chnage the colors of text using the [] format?
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33481
33482
We orange text now!

>>33480
If it's colored like that sure

>>33479
I asked pupper...
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33482
33484
>>33481
Wait, how do we change text color?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33483
33486
>>33477
I meant the text that starts with a "<3".
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33484
>>33482
I mean, without using ">"
Anonymous
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No.33485
33487
Source posts:
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3811
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3812
https://mlpol.net/qa/res/3607.html#3814
>>33477
Cuz copy-paste is the "hard way"?
>reeeee
What do you want from me? IMO not 'desu' so yo know I'm serious banning anons is the one thing I won't abide. Deleted posts can be re-posted, screen-capped, or w/e but bans only cause entropy and salt.

Anonymous
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No.33486
33489
Orangetext (2).png
>>33431
Pic related

>>33483
Uh... I don't know how that text feature works...
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33487
33488 33489
>>33485
>entropy and salt
So does shooting a player character who has done absolutely nothing against the person in question while faggot is waiting for a new thread and walking
Mrs. Sentry
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No.33488
33491 33492
>>33487
It was a bantz shot. Meme-tier.
Anonymous
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No.33489
33491 33492
>>33486
>mfw ctrl-o is another macro
Testing
>>33487
I agree it was bantz, but you make a compelling argument
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33490
33491
[o ] [/o ] Orange confirmed
Anonymous
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No.33491
33492 33495
>>33488
Then so is a five minute ban for "oh well fuck you too." If it were a real ban, it would be three days like the one I gave that barneyfag hours ago

>>33489
>>33490
Huzzah!
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33492
33495 33496
>>33488
I honestly wasn't expecting a 20
>>33489
Hey, he kinda deserved it for >raping Tracy infront of Torc
>>33491
Yeah but 15 minutes was hell
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33493
33494 33496
Does ctrl+g mean green color?
Anonymous
yD0KP
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No.33494
>>33493
Woah
Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33495
33498 33501
>>33491
So wait, Nigel-ban confirmed?
>>33492
You niggers don't understand how the dice really work I'm gonna love this
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33496
33499 33501
>>33492
NO! Attack Tracy if you're angry at her stealing your chopsticks or being loud in sex. I did nothing wrong

>>33493
woah

test
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33497
33500 33501
I like oranges.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33498
>>33495
No, it was a random brit picked up from /mlp/ or /qa/ or /trash/ or somewhere who was trolling the people in the anon filly thread
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
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No.33499
33500
>>33496
>I did nothing wrong
You initiated secks, in the middle of a dungeon.
Not that Tracy was bothered by it.
Anonymous
/blUD
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No.33500
33502
>>33497
Do you have a preferred shade of pink for text color?

>>33499
How the fuck is that punishable by being shot????
yD0KP
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No.33501
33504 33505 33508
[20d1 = 20]
>>33497
But do you have an orange tree? Cause I do.

>ITT faggots are amazed by site features while fighting about a fictional shooting
>>33496
Well GM said we could kill eachother....
>>33495
Is this how dice really work?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33502
33503
>>33500
It's not. But again, it was meme-tier.
He could've been revived 5 minutes later, because reasons.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33503
33506
ponk_pink.png
Dark.png
Test

>>33502
WELL GOOD, BECAUSE TORCUIL WAS REVIVED FIVE MINUTES LATER
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33504
33506
>>33501
I do have an orange tree
>20 1's
*Earth explodes*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33505
>>33501
He did say we could kill each other.
yD0KP
?
No.33506
33507 33508
[50d1 = 50]
>>33503
??????
Torc never died...
>>33504
I fucking love orange text. Maybe too much
>earth explodes
Fuck
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33507
33510
>>33506
>Sun explodes
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33508
33510
fluff.gif
>>33501
>tfw was gonna get spoopy
>got shit-posted at instead
>>33506
Yeah, orange is the new bold/italics
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33509
33511
OOOh! Can't wait for the first (legit)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
yD0KP
?
No.33510
33512
[69d420 = 13067]
>>33508
>>33507
Rolling 69d420 because memez
RIP black hole at the center of the Milky Way
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33511
33513
>>33509
We'd have to change the ban message color, or add a new feature for orange ban text
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33512
>>33510
Did I kill everyone?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33513
>>33511
No worries, I called it first; that's all I was after. ^_^

(USER WAS AWESOME FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33514
33515 33516
Alright you loveable faggots, I have to crash so I can get up early to call in sick to work. Try not to drive each-other off in the meantime? You already scared off Ebin,.... Xp
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33515
>>33514
G'night.
I got shit to do tomorrow so I think I'm leaving to
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33516
>>33514
Goodnight.
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33517
We have Pink Text now!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33518
33519
P.S. No Trumps were harmed during the shooting in the head.

He's still chibi though
/blUD
?
No.33519
33525 33527
>>33518
>No shoot in head
Yay
>Is chibi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
\r
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33525
33526
>>33519
I didn't say Trump wasn't shot in the head, I said he wasn't harmed by it. It still hurt like a bitch.
testing
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33526
>>33525
No. Fuck that and fuck torcuil
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33527
33529
>>33519
*Hugs*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33529
33530
full (1).gif
>>33527
>"KILL THE WIZARD"
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33530
33531
>>33529
>'[Fuzzy static sounds]'
[hormonal giggling]
"..~Tee-hee-hee..!"
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33531
33532
>>33530
>"Then Put me down so I may do it myself"
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33532
33533
>>33531
Lol no
*Holds on the air and giggles hysterically*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33533
33534 33535
>>33532
Fuck It

Contacting better mount
>"Fae, Charge and pounce this NAP Violating son of a bitch"
/blUD
?
No.33534
33536 33537
[3d20 = 28]
>>33533
Charge, and Pounce faggot

Bite, Claw, and Claw
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33535
>>33533
Nice Pali
*Brutal nuzzling intensifies*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33536
33537 33538
>>33534
>regrets not buffing kitty with bull's strength
She's got a +18 on that first attack, and I think +13 on all of the remainder. He has almost no armor, so an AC of like 15. I think that means every strike hits
/blUD
?
No.33537
33539
[2d6+5 = 11]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33534
>>33536
Damage should be 2d6 +4 plus strength for bite and 2d6 +2 plus half strength for each claw
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33538
33539
>>33536
Stats don't matter. We all know Torc is squishy.
*Curls into fluffball around Tiny Trump*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33539
33540
>>33537
>Does 37 damage in a single round
>Torcuil has what - 48 HP?
That's a very good kitty

>>33538
Stats make it a hell of a lot more fun though. Also, Fae has been underated
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33540
33541
>>33539
*Strokes hair*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33541
33542
>>33540
You're a pony now. You're bigger, but not by a giant margin
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33542
33543
>>33541
*Turns into full-sized hoers*
*Nuzzles*
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33543
33544 33545
>>33542
Should Torcuil be finished off or left bleeding? No way in hell he'd succeed in a concentration check for spell casting that round
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33544
>>33543
GM isn't here, so best to assume it's left at "Torc got bitten and clawed really badly", for now.
yD0KP
?
No.33545
33546
[1d20 = 9]
>>33543
You better hope bitch
Rolling for concentration
Anonymous
stxqm
?
No.33546
33547
>>33545
Snek can still attack.
yD0KP
?
No.33547
33548
[1d20 = 12]
>>33546
Thx m8
Snek grapple check (idk how to calculate bonuses)
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33548
33550
>>33547
Grapple who?
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33550
33551
>>33548
U
>Mr. Snek has 19 strength, whats the bonus
>>33549
Ayyy lmao
/blUD
?
No.33551
33552 33554
[3d20 = 49]
>>33550
Great. Dumb Ass

Fae full round attack
yD0KP
?
No.33552
33555
[2d8+4 = 16]
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>33551
Rolling for Mr. Snek's constrict
/blUD
?
No.33554
33556
[2d6+5 = 15]
[2d6+5 = 12]
[2d6+10 = 14]
>>33551
>Rolled a 20
That last hit should be rolled again for the possibility of double damage, but you've got like only 21 HP before you are dead and 11 before you are unconcious, so I'll wait
yD0KP
?
No.33555
33556
[2d8+4 = 8]
[1d20+6 = 11]
>>33552
Weird, rearanged them
First is 2d8+4 second is 1d20+6
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33556
33557
>>33555
Ignore those rolls, that was an accedent
>>33554
Yiure the one attacking me after a joke
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33557
33558
>>33556
The "joke" was an attack. Fuck you
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33558
33559
>>33557
Hmmmm
Guess who's going to become Laocoön today?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33559
33561
>>33558
I don't know what Laocoon is, but you're dead with a single round past the first
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33560
33561 33563
>tfw trump banned me for 24 hours
serously fuck you trump i hope you get raped by a pack of communist niggers catch aids and die, also im quitting this fucking site because the ucking mods are no better than 4cuck.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33561
33562
>>33560
Who is u?
>>33559
Greek mythology, look it up
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33562
33564
>>33561
infernuis
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33563
33564
>>33560
Bye!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33564
>>33562
>salute
You will be missed friend
>>33563
AAAAASSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33565
33566 33567
All I have ever wanted out of you people while trying to play a damn game is to be left alone. Instead, you fuckers all shoot me, steal from me, attack me, and attack my cat. Fuck you all
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33566
33568
>>33565
cry me a river faggot. you are the biggest douchebag her,
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33567
33568
>>33565
If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33568
33569
>>33567
Well then bans are part of the heat

>>33566
Fuck off and fuck you
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33569
33570
>>33568
why are you such a cocksucker?
Anonymous
/blUD
?
No.33570
33571 33576
>>33569
Because I want to be left alone by you fucks, and you all won't leave me alone
Anonymous
f4C68
?
No.33571
33572
>>33570
you attack torc almost daily, and you expect me to not do anything? i stop evil i dont go along with it.
/blUD
?
No.33572
33574 33575
>>33571
No I don't you imbecilic fuck. This is literally the first time ever that I attacked Torcuil, and this after he fucking shot me.
FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL
. If you try to stop me after that, then (you) are evil
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33574
33578 33579
>>33572
Lets see, stole shit and then attacked me when I asked for it back