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Anonymous
P4FwV
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No.33360
So stuff happened, and the party is in a pickle. The resolution of that Rick yes, that was deliberate has yet to be depicted. Its coming soon tho. In the meantime, the thread got super-extra-moldy (breaking the previous bread record) necessitating a new bread. I guess that's what ppl bitch about "generals" for. Oh well. In any case,... let the,... bantz continue, cuz I'm a ways away from actual combat or death-threats (except from one another,... players are welcome to kill eachother).
869 replies and 94 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33781
>>33779
Don't put words on Hitler's mouth, Anon...
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33782
>>33780
Considering I've never had to?
Give me and Torc a week
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33783
>>33769
Like anyone planned all this. I had my hand all up in it, but no, this is beyond planning.
>>33775
That will take some very careful maneuvering at this point, but who knows what will happen next? I have found that the game goes smoother when I prepare for all the potential (to my ability) options and respond to the players.
>>33774
>blushing glare
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33784
33785 33786
>>33775
>>33777
"me now pronounce you man and horsefu."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33785
33787
>>33779
"I bet you fucking vape"
>>33784
>amazing grace plays on bagpipes
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33786
33788 33790
>>33784
NO! NO! I do not take her to be my horsefu
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33787
33789 33791
>>33785
>amazing grace
"Oooh! I know this one!" Thez joins in with throat-singing not lewd

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33788
33793
>>33786
You've already knocked her up, and she's past her first trimester.
You're a man: make it work. It won't be that bad.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33789
>>33787
>Throat-singing
Rofl
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33790
33792 33793
>>33786
"you need take responsibly and marry horse she pregnant with Aryan baby."
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33791
>>33787
>bagpipes intensify
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33792
33794
>>33790
>Aryan
Yeah, sure..
>Wonders what inter-species demigod child will even look like
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33793
33795 33797
>>33788
YES IT WILL BE THAT BAD!

>>33790
She's evil and crazy!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33794
33797
>>33792
CENTUAR
CENTAUR
CENTAUR
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33795
33801
>>33793
"Crazy about [i]~you."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33797
33798 33799 33800 33802 33804
Thez, uncharacteristically stops.
>>33793
"Wait a second guys. We've just stopped beating one another, maybe pushing a marriage is,... premature? I mean,... it doesn't have to be so rushed,.....
>>33794
I have something in mind
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33798
33801
>>33797
[Sad pony noises]
*Rubs tummy*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33799
33804
>>33797
I prefer human that can wild shape into an Equestrian pony
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33800
33803
>>33797
Minotaur horse?
"Fine, but I'm fucking planning it...
Tracy, what colors do you want? I need to know for the fireworks"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33801
33806
>>33798
>>33795
Damn it, don't make her act cute like that! You wear down my resistance! Reeeeee!
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33802
33812
>>33797
"o-okay"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33803
33805
>>33800
I meant wrt Tracy/Trump, but I dont wanna say yet cuz lulz and potential spite-bans.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33804
33807 33810 33812
>>33797
>>33799
I want it to be a Demigod/Abomination Rank-0+ deity, with the power to warp reality, because reasons.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33805
33808 33812
>>33803
I know who you meant
>inb4 someon tries to push a marriage on Torc
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33806
>>33801
[Evil laughing nerd nouses]
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33807
33809
image.jpeg
>>33804
That reason is you are evil
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33808
33811 33813
>>33805
i will when you get the message you've knocked up one of the entities you fucked.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33809
>>33807
Yeah........
I'm terrible...
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33810
33814
>>33804
i would also like a +0 rank in demigod.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33811
>>33808
>Inb4, he knocks them all up, causing drama so potent it threatens to destroy the multiverse
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33812
33816 33817
>>33804
Technically, what I have in mind fits the bill,....
>>33805
If you do, I give you props
>>33802
"I love the idea of a marriage, but maybe let them do so in their own time and by their own will. It shouldn't be forced, it should be organic and deliberate. Besides,... no one was there for,... our,... agreement."

Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33813
33815
>>33808
Fucking hell, if Torc has to marry Death becaus he knocked her up I'm going to die
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33814
>>33810
Agreed.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33815
33817 33829
>>33813
>I'm going to die
A lot more than that, m8. He'll go where no wizard has ever gone before.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33816
33817 33818 33819 33829
>>33812
*gets down on one knee*
"thez will you make me the happiest manotuar in world by marrying me?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33817
33829
>>33812
Y-you said Tracy and Trump...
Torc sheepishly raises his hand
"I w-was at the agreement"
>>33815
Well I mean, he already did that when he fucked death...
Torcuil is the ultimate case of "I should have stopped long ago. But too late for that lets see where the fuck I end up!"
>>33816
"You already married her"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33818
>>33816
I thought they were already married? What about that ritualistic blood-orgy in Durpistan?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33819
33820
>>33816
>Bull is so stupid he tried to marry his Waifu twice
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33820
33821
>>33819
That's actually adorable

Also, the first marriage doesn't count because there was no legal contract or church ceremony
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33821
33823
>>33820
Thez said in Hell the massacre counts as the ceremony.
Thez is a dyed-in-the-wool Hellion.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33822
33824 33825
So does the party now consist at core of two never married individuals, a married couple, and a widower? Or do we need something more formal for Thez and Infernius?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33823
33827
>>33821
This ain't Hell. This is Port Barry
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33824
>>33822
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33825
33826
>>33822
>formal
The continent is vaguely ancap. Tradition is the stand-in for lawfulness, from what I've gathered.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33826
33830
>>33825
Well wrong Tradition!
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33827
33828
>>33823
Well, it happened in Durpistan.
And The takes He'll with her wherever she goes..
>You can take the fiend out of Hell, but you can't take Hell out of the fiend
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33828
>>33827
Damn autocorrect!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33829
33831 33832 33833 33835
>>33815
Didn't he already?
>>33816
Pouty-sad-hppy face "You mean, for real? I mean, the last was for real, but like, with more than one witness, and in an actual ceremony that isn't a blood-bath? Where you know going into it what is in store,... I did kinda push you into it after all,,,."
>>33817
That was an agreement, a verbal contract if you will, but that wasn't a wedding.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33830
>>33826
Wood-elf, Duergar and Minotaur weddings aren't nearly as interesting; they're just more complicated.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33831
33839
>>33829
THANK YOU!
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33832
33834 33837
>>33829
>Torc now has two weddings to plan
The joys of being the single one
I have a feeling Thez/Infernius's will be smaller, and more secluded
Tracy/Trump's will be a larger "invite the whole port" type
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33833
33835 33836
>>33829
"100% yes."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33834
33838
>>33832
Sounds about right to me.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33835
>>33829
>>33833
"and you didn't push me into it baby."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33836
33838
>>33833
>Not 120%
Give it your all, Infernius.
eskaF
?
No.33837
33838 33840 33841
>>33832
Trumpaladin thinks the only way to get married is to have the whole city come to a ceremony at the stadium, married at the 50 yard line with FAE as priest

Except for a marriage with Tracy. If literally no one saw that, that would be fine
\r
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33838
33842
>>33834
Works for me
>prepares Gandalf fireworks
>>33836
>not 1488%
Do you even white pride??
>>33837
>accept for a marriage with Tracy
YOU ACCEPT?
That makes everything easier
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33839
>>33831
*Hugs back affectionately*
"~Flaaashy..! I want to get married right away.."
*Pouty-happy face*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33840
>>33837
oh fae huh?
*sad minotuar noises*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33841
33842
>>33837
>Accept
[Blissful pony noises]
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33842
33844
>>33838
>>33841
NO. NO. NO. Except! Not Accept! Fuck you IPhone!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33843
33845 33847 33848 33849 33853
A deafening <CRACK> is heard and felt throughout all players and characters, disorienting everyone involved, and causing sight to dim and fade.

As each slowly regain their senses, they find themselves standing solidly, on a backdrop of a cosmic star-field. There are no physical objects or architecture, nothing at all really, except the vast expanse of space surrounding,... except for a smug-faced coyote in a sharp suit, sipping from a porcelain mug.
"Are you here at last? Tired of making me wait?" he says.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33844
33846
>>33842
>Even Apple is trying to get Trumpaladin to marry Tracy
>Using (((Apple)))
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33845
33857
>>33843
Is that Johny Cash from that Simpson's episode?
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33846
33848
>>33844
My parents by the phones. Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33847
33850 33857
>>33843
"Who the fuck are you?!"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33848
33851 33857
>>33843
Is the mug giant with 'reese' on it?
"May I ask who you are sir?"
>>33846
RIP in peace
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33849
33857
>>33843
"what the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33850
33852 33855
>>33847
"TRACY! Be nice to Johnny Cash!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33851
>>33848
>Reese mug
Kurrent event kek
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33852
33854
>>33850
"Who the fuck is Johnny Cash? And what is this place?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33853
33855 33856 33857
>>33843
"I never thought I'd see you again"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33854
33857
>>33852
"You're going to have to listen to my play list on the way back. Now hush. Thez knows where are"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33855
33858
>>33850
>>33853
"who is jonny cash?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33856
>>33853
*Protectively glues self to leg*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33857
33860 33861 33862 33863
He lounges on a chair, and with a wave of his hand, a table coalesces with cups for everyone. "Do sit, or stand as you prefer. There's sugar and cream if thats how you take it."
>>33845
Not to my knowledge, but there's been so many indeliberate parallel references that it wouldn't surprise me at this point.
>>33847
"Who indeed? Would you believe me if I told you? Who likewise are you, and who stands behind you?"
>>33848
"Sir? Are you sure? Is that an attempt to quantify and define what you see?"
(no, its not a giant reese mug)
>>33849
"How to answer? Can such a question be answered? While it seems specific, isn't it as vague and open-ended as any question? Don't questions leave themselves open to the interpretation of the person being asked, without really specifying anything?
>>33853
"Again? Have we met before?"
>>33854
"I... I don't. This is,... I mean I've seen illusions like this before, but I'm unfamiliar with,..."
"Are you?" the coyote asks with a smirk.

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33858
33859
>>33855
"A God of course"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33859
33862 33866
>>33858
"And what is a god? Is it a being? An awareness? An entity that is finite or determinate? Is it a will? A presence? A specific thing?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33860
33869
>>33857
Torc takes a seat.
"Fine, the politness didn't work. What in the everliving fuck are ye m8?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33861
33869
>>33857
*Growls at hearing question answered with more questions*
".... The name's Tracy."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33862
33864 33865 33869
>>33859
"Just play it again. One more time. 'The Man Comes Around.' You will know."

>>33857
"Maybe not met"

I'm at a damn movie, I'm limited
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33863
33869
>>33857
"umm thez where are we?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33864
>>33862
What movie?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33865
33867 33873
>>33862
remember wat happend last time you were movie posting?
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33866
33868
>>33859
>Under breath
"Sounds tasty.."
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33867
33873
>>33865
Kek
Good times.
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33868
33870
>>33866
"Fuck off"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33869
33871 33873 33875 33876
>>33860
"Again, would you believe me if I answered you truly? Would you comprehend if I laid plain?
>>33862
don't worry, its mostly word-games and riddles, but there is a purpose to it, this was an encounter I'd planned for long ago, but it didn't fit with the situation so I put it on the back-burner. With all the recent to-do, it seemed an apt time
"OH ho, then experienced perhaps?"
>>33861
"You think I don't know who you are? But who is it who controls Tracy, who depicts and determines her actions?"
>>33863
"I,... this,... I don't,... except maybe in a dream,"
"Is not all of existence a dream?"
He(?) seems on the verge of laughter at this point.

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33870
33872
>>33868
She said it in hoers language.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33871
33878
>>33869
*charges this faggot*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33872
33874 33877
>>33870
Don't care. He understood it through empathic whatever/sense motive

"Fuck off"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33873
33883 33886
>>33865
>>33867
What did I miss?
>>33869
"Alright you cheeky cunt, what is your purpose with us?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33874
33877
>>33872
this.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33875
33878
>>33869
>Pissed off expression
"Why don't you just tell us whatever it is you have to say already, and then we can decide if we want to believe you?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33876
33886
>>33869
"Can you play from your guitar?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33877
33879
>>33874
>>33872
She wouldn't be able to do it even if she wanted to.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33878
33880 33881
He(?) sips his coffee and waits patiently.
>>33871
What manner of charge, like tackle-charge, or rushing to punch/beat charge, what?
>>33875
"Perhaps it is because I can't tell you anything. You have to decide to learn it on your own."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33879
>>33877
i was saying he most likely understood, not for you to fuck off just to clarify.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33880
33882 33884 33886
>>33878
>tackle-charge
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33881
33884 33886
>>33878
>[Desire to eat Johnny Cash intensifies]
[Impatient pony noises]
"Are we supposed to learn something here? Or did you just bring us here to be sarcastic?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33882
>>33880
You have Powerful Charge as a racial ability. Use that.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33883
>>33873
Still waiting for both responces
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33884
>>33881
"Be fucking patient. We literally do have all night. Now clan the fuck down, let him tell us why we are here, and no, you are not eating Johnny Cash. I swear to God Tracy"

>>33880
"Stahp!"
Ju44y
?
No.33885
[1d20 = 19]

Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33886
33887 33889 33890
>>33876
"What makes you ask that?"
>>33873
"What makes you think I want anything to do with you? Did I ask you to come here?"
>>33880
As Infernius closes and makes contact, the Coyote-fellow dissipates at his touch, as though vaporous and non-solid, only to reform as Infernius passes through.
>>33881
"Have you not learned already?"

Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33887
33892
>>33886
"Ring of Fire... Is it asking too much?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33888
"Are you waiting for trips?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33889
33892
>>33886
"no but we here now. why?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33890
33892
>>33886
Torc begins to visably look pissed
"You may not have asked, but I'm pretty sur you are the one who brought us here"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33891
>*tips imaginary fedora
"I have birds to feed."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33892
33893 33894 33895
>>33887
"Can you wait then?" ^_~
>>33889
"Are you sure that's the right question?"
>>33890
"Are you sure about that?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33893
>>33892
"Sure. Finish off your business with Thez or whoever...

You want a small blue horse?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33894
>>33892
Torc decides to bluff
"Yes, I am quite fucking sure."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33895
33896
>>33892
"REEEEEEEEE STOP TALK IN KIKE CIRCLES!!!!!!!!!"
"TELL US WHERE WE ARE!!"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33896
>>33895
*points at screaming bull*
"THIS!"
[ANGRY PONY NOISES]
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33897
33903
He(?) dismissively kicks off of his chair and begins pacing about the room, sipping coffee as he does so, all the while affecting a nonchalant expression.
"What is the question of 'why'? Is it a means to understanding, or is it a demand for understanding? Does answering a question of 'why' result in comprehension, if the individual receiving is not in a position to comprehend? Can you not see where you are, if you don't grasp the specifics? Do you need to be told what is occurring before realizing it?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33898
33900 33902 33903
He(?) grows more serious for a moment.
"Does anyone recall the riddle of the faggot behind the faggot?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33900
>>33898
"I recall hearing about it some few months ago..."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33901
33904 33905 33908
>>33899
"Coffee, and there's plenty of it! Please help yourselves."
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33902
>>33898
"no you the faggot"
*hmmph*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33903
33911
>>33897
"Listen Mr. ManIsAFeatherlessBird, me and my frieds just want a simple explanation for what the hell is going on"
>>33898
Torc strokes his beard
"It sounds fairly framilier. Would you mind jogging my memory?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33904
>>33901
*Helps self*
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33905
33911
>>33901
"No thank you, I prefer tea."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33906
33911
*sips coffee*

"The question of Why is irrelevant, people!"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33907
33908
>>33899
i abstain from cofee and i tell thez too as well.
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33908
33911
>>33907
meant for
>>33901

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33909
33911
*sniffs coffee*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33910
If you think the coffee can harm you, you do not understand the riddle of the Faggot

*sips coffee*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33911
33912 33913 33915 33916
>>33909
Its quite a robust blend.
>>33908
Thez nods in agreement.
>>33906
"Indeed!"
>>33905
With a wave of his hand, there's a pot that says "Tea" that materializes on the table.
>>33903
"Have you ever wondered who stands behind your consciousness? Who directs your moves? If this were a game, and you were a piece - a part of it - have you ever pondered who stands behind you?
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33912
33914
>>33911
*turns around*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33913
33914
>>33911
"Nope. Never."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33914
33917 33920
>>33912
that made me kek
There is no-one behind Infernius
>>33913
"No? Would you mind being quiet then?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33915
>>33911
"Who directs motives? A few days ago I was looking into mind controlling parasites. I found a species of Protozoa that infects mice, makes them more likely to be eaten by cats, who are the real target host. Thing is, it commonly infects human males, and causes behavioral changes. "Increased Jealousy and suspicion." Fuck me. I have no idea why I do what I do. I don't think there is a larger purpose to it"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33916
33922
>>33911
"Thats meta as hell. And thanks for the tea."
Torc drinks some tea noting that it is something almost, but not quite entirely unlike tea.
"Hmmmmmm, intresting question. I can't say I have thought of it before.
I have had someone appear from the clouds and tell me what to do though"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33917
33918 33922
>>33914
*Grumbles a bit before curling up on the ground like a dog*
"Hmmph!"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33918
33922
>>33917
"She'll listen when he says it but not me. Well fancy that"
Ju44y
?
No.33920
33921
[1d20 = 6]
>>33914
"dumbass fox there no onme behind me."
*attempts to tackle again*
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33921
>>33920
Rofl
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33922
33923 33925
>>33917
"Aren't you the one who always balks when directed?"
>>33916
"Are characters unaware of meta? Hasn't GM overlapped the two on occasion?"
>>33918
"Have you tried asking?"
Thez says generally "Its only answered a few questions that were not questions themselves," then directly, "Assuming we can comprehend what you are, what this is, and what is going on, please tell us who you are."
He smiles as Infernius tackles through him, barely maintaining his balance since there's no apparent floor.
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33923
33924 33929
>>33922
"Can I eat you?"
eskaF
?
No.33924
33926 33927
[1d20 = 8]
>>33923
Bitch smack pony
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33925
33928 33929
>>33922
GM a couple weeks ago: meta gaming is bad
GM now: why aren't you meta gaming?
yD0KP
?
No.33926
[1d20 = 15]
>>33924
Bitch slap Trump for trying to bitch slap tracy
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33927
33931
>>33924
*Whimpers*
"He pisses me off!"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33928
>>33925
"Oh hush. The riddle of the faggot was introduced months ago. Like almost as soon as we got here"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33929
33930 33932 33934
>>33923
"And if I said 'no'?"
>>33925
"And didn't that player's directions almost lead the lot of you to ruin?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33930
33933
>>33929
*Shrugs*
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33931
33936 33937 33939
>>33927
"Why does he anger you, Tracy? We encounter dirties pretty regularly now. This is a friend of Thez, now hush, calm down, and drink some non-caffeinated coffee while we wait for him to tell us what he summoned us to tell us"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33932
33934
>>33929
"PanzerKampfwagen! schadenfreude! (more unintelligible German)
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33933
33935 33944
>>33930
He(?) sighs and drains his cup, before placing it upside down on the table and resuming his seat.
"I reiterate, if I told you who I was, what all of this is, what the point of it was,... would you believe me and comprehend? Would you take it in stride and maneuver on as you have had? Would that not defeat the point?" He pauses for a moment. "How DO I convey the point, if there isn't already a commonality which we all share, and can identify with?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33934
33937
>>33932
Snitchel?
>>33929
"Alright, this is too much even for me"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33935
33938
>>33933
"Did you make the game?"
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33936
33939
>>33931
"Because he's smug, and sarcastic, and condescending and I wanna' go feed my birds!" She says, with a childish impatience
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33937
33945 33947
>>33931
Thez looks astonished, "Don't look at me, this is beyond my experience!"
>>33934
"What... then... do... you... want?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33938
33940
>>33935
"No."
eskaF
?
No.33939
33940 33941 33942
[4d20 = 39]
>>33931
>>33936
BELLY RUBS ON PONY! FULL ROUND OF BELLY RUBS!
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33940
33943
>>33938
*tackles again*
>>33939
critical belly rubs!
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33941
>>33939
Kek, 20, critical hit belly-rubs
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33942
>>33939
*Rolls over and twitches erratically, completely defeated (for the moment)*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33943
33946
>>33940
Infernius passes harmlessly through again, though succeeds in upsetting the Coyote's chair. He rematerializes as though still sitting on a chair. "Intent on ruining my composure are you?"
eskaF
?
No.33944
[4d20 = 52]
>>33933
"wanna help us kill off all the vampires on our local continent?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33945
33948
>>33937
Torc's faggot wants some sleep
"I...
I guess to be accepted if we're being honest here"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33946
33948
>>33943
*Attempts to pick up chair and hit him with it*

Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33947
33949
>>33937
"I want to get married and raise a happy family with my husband."
*Giggles at belly-rubs*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33948
33950 33952
Thez, silent throughout (mostly) whispers, "I just want to be happy. I just want to keep going, with all of them. I know it can't, that eventually it will end, that nothing is permanent or completely sustainable. But,... I don't,... these are,... my,..."
>>33945

>>33946
Continues to pass harmlessly through, he(?) pays no mind.
"And the others?" he(?) asks
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33949
33956
>>33947
He(?) also notes. He(?) waits on Trump and Infernius.
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33950
33951 33953
>>33948
Torc begins to reflect on himslef, and what he does want as his faggot goes to sleep cause its 1am.
G'night
Mrs. Sentry
stxqm
?
No.33951
>>33950
This
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33952
33954
>>33948
"To have a family that wants me around,why do you care?'
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33953
33955
>>33950
Goodnight, and sleep well. We can't shake hands, or high-five, or any other such, but as much as I am able, I accept you, appreciate you, and look forward to hearing from you again, no matter what you have to say.
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33954
33958
>>33952
"Even if that means enduring a ban over a disagreement?"
Anonymous
yD0KP
?
No.33955
>>33953
>tears well
Aww fuck, I'm honestly unironically touched.
Same to you too, and everyone else in this crzay ass game
eskaF
?
No.33956
33957
[4d20 = 48]
>>33949
"To build something grand and beautiful, to watch over it and claim it as my own. And to not be hated in the process"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33957
33965
>>33956
"And if I told you that I wanted the same thing for you? For you all? If I told you that I am the faggot behind the GM, would you understand what that means? If I told you that this game is more than a game between faggots over the internet, that it spans multiple dimensions and metaphysical constants, merging ancient technology with modern, to enable faggots just like your players and yourselves, would that make any sense? If I told you that the dice programs that you utilize were based on the aggregate will of infinite entities beyond human awareness and comprehension of the players and characters, that the results are determined by 'vote' per say, of what the audience at large wants to see, would that make sense?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33958
tumblr_oouj09ePVX1qj6cmso1_500.gif
>>33954
"yes."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33959
33961
"If I outright said "This simple game is a means to everything you wish to achieve, if you just set your mind to it", and through sorting yourself in the game you can sort, not only your individual existences to a degree that is beyond prediction, but likewise that of those you encounter, interact with, and affect on a basic and,... dare I say,... spiritual level, would you think my words silly or misinformed?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33960
33961
He(?) refills his cup, and lifts it again to his lips, taking a deep inhale of the aroma wafting off of it.
"If I suggested that my player, whom you all have come to regard as the GM, has been operating per my dictates ever since this all came to be, utilizing magic and science in a capacity that is only vaguely becoming appreciated, to the direct intent and purpose of metaphysically sending shockwaves throughout the known world of humans, to change the dynamic and scope from one that acts as a prison of the mind and body to one where all individuals are free to responsibly and consciously pursue their goals and aspirations without harming one another,... would that make any sense?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33961
33962
>>33960
>>33959
"what me don't understand."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33962
33963
>>33961
"You are not the resident meme-magician, but tell me - use your faggot's knowledge if you like - what is meme magic?"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33963
33964
>>33962
"the foucus of many anons channeling there pshyches together to obtain a specific outcome."
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33964
33970 33972
>>33963
"Precisely this. This outcome is dependent on context and circumstance, relating to a vast framework of otherwise mundane details in an otherwise apparently mundane world, coalescing in an overlapping dynamic of individual experience to achieve that outcome. It is an infinite game directed toward a particular purpose, do we agree on that?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33965
33966
>>33957
"Say what now?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33966
33967 33968 33969
>>33965
"Too soon?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33967
33971
>>33966
"Uh... Maybe?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33968
>>33966
"Just remember I got a 20 on pinning Tracy, and a 20 on a >rape roll"
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33969
>>33966
*sleeps irl and in game*
*infernuis falls to the floor(?) asleep*
Anonymous
Ju44y
?
No.33970
>>33964
"it would seem that way."
*sleep talks*
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33971
33974
>>33967
He places his cup back on the table, vapor wafting lazily from it as he does so.
"Consider this. If I were to suggest that each of you represents a framework of allies, largely unknown and unseen, who despite not knowing one another were seeking the same ends - if the details might diverge from one another, as you as characters have slightly different aims - but were all working together toward a unifying purpose that had ramifications that extend well beyond your scope but achieve the same ends for all more or less involved; if I told you that working together toward the betterment of the game, that resolving what differences you may have personally and coming together as a group might be the catalyst that imperceivably and metaphysically caused the coming together, the responsible and appropriate merging of intent and design throughout and beond your individual scope, what might you say?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33972
33973
>>33964
"I don't know if I believe in purpose. An individual may have purpose. But beyond that, I am not so sure"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33973
33975
>>33972
"Did you not just say you wanted to build something grand and beautiful? I'll tell you now that it is perfectly within your capabilities to do so, and that doing so has more beneficial consequences than you could realize, except that you might have to compromise in order to see it through, would your answer be the same?"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33974
33976
>>33971
"I'd say that I've see this before. You dream big, and you get really lucky and make a hell of a lot of progress, and then it all falls through, and you don't really know why it died but just feels all disproportionate. I've seen it, lived it, from presidential elections and "populist waves," to internships and job interviews, to alt-chan imageboards.

I'll go ahead and tell you where the weak link is. It's that "working together" part. Good luck."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33975
33976
>>33973
"What's the compromise? The answer to that question changes everything"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33976
33978
Thez speaks up, "This isn't real. None of this is real, is it?"
He(?) replies "Is it or isn't it? What is real? Is this experience any less real than the one of the faggot who sits at their computer, at their mobile device, or indeed the player who sleeps and dreams, yet maintains a memory of this dream and that?"
>>33974
>>33975
"Indeed, compromise is a bitch. In some cases compromise means aspiring to less or different than you initially intended, in other cases it means accepting what is rather than what was aimed at. Is it not still worth achieving, if it perhaps is 'less' than one sought?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33977
33979 33981
He stands abruptly. "I can see I have outstayed my welcome, please accept my apologies with my assurances that there are profoundly scient entities who have taken an interest in what transpires, both in favor and against. I hope you'll see fit to resolve your differences in the most, and allow leeway for one another in the least."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33978
33980
>>33976
"'Is it still worth achieving' is a question that necessarily depends upon the facts of the case. You're asking me to do a cost benefit analysis on a hypothetical that has no facts to it. Well I'll give you an answer that's as abstract as your question. If what stands to be gained out weights the costs, including opportunity costs, then it is worth it. If it does not, then no compromise is better"
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33979
>>33977
"What? No need to go so soon"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33980
33983
>>33978
"Well stated, but know that for all one's intents and purposes, in chess the opponent always gets a counter-move, hence the compromise of outcome."
Anonymous
eskaF
?
No.33981
33982
>>33977
"Before you go, may I ask who you are?"
Anonymous
P4FwV
?
No.33982
33984
>>33981
"But I told you, I am the faggot who stands behind the GM."
eskaF
?
No.33983
>>33980
"Don't you worry. I've played chess before. I am well aware of countermoves. The fact remains that there are some things to be given up lightly, some to hold off on trading until a better offer is made, and some to cling to come what may. Always be mindful of the power play. And increase your leverage where you can"
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