/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>33982
>is a coyote
"I should have known you were a coyote!"

>>33984
"I'm not always a coyote, but amongst earth-based archetypes and cosmologies, that of the native american is one of my favorites," he says with a wink. "Any other questions?"

>>33985
"Yes. Can you sing 'I Walk the Line'?"
\r

>>33986
"Please forgive me if I mistake a few of the words," he says with a smile.
He begins to sing, as he wanders off, in a direction that seems to defy spacial physics, his voice echoing as he goes.
https://youtu.be/jcF-1AoDO18

The party however, is still seated in some strange space-universe-domain that doesn't have any apparent limit or room, or architecture.

Good night!

I'm kidding, with a similar <CRACK> everyone arrives back in the Tower, in the stable of all places
Troll> "Banana?"

>>33987
Kek
See the Simpsons clip where basically the same thing happens
https://youtu.be/H3CyMWS7YXA

>>33988
"You know Trollestia, I actually have a 'banana' I've been meaning to give you"

>>33989
Classic episode, but totally different messages. I get the Johnny Cash reference now tho.

>>33991
Huzzah!

Is trollestia willing to receive as well as give?

>>33992
T> "That depends, are you willing to love on them giant baby chicks over there, even if you don't get the point of them, just cuz Tracy likes them?"

>>33993
"Um... Okay... I still want one to become basically Sam Eagle though"

>>33994
"Its not an unreasonable request," she smiles, flipping her tail.

>>33995
Huzzah! She let me smash?

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>>33996
>as if a mare flipping her tail up were somehow ambiguous
Grab her by the pussy

>>33996
Thez yawns and starts draggin Infernius from the room. "What did I say about asking permission?" As she fully exits the room she calls from beyond, "You can have the girdle back in the morning,... I'll wash it before giving it back, don't worry."

>>33997
"That's the spirit!"

>>33999
>>34000
Kek! Hell yes. Who ended up on top?

>cums inside horse
\r

Trumpaladin rides out from the stables and away from the tower. He goes on the back of the beautiful, if never tamed Celestial Charger, if she'll take him. He goes on Fae if not, whom he meets regardless at the city gate

>>34001
>who's on top
Uhm, not sure it works that way with a hooman
>>34002
Troll prefers the stables, Fae would be best

>>34003
He stayed behind her then.
*Happy Paladin Noises*

After finishing in Trollestia, he is filled with a new happiness, smiles and says to her
"I appreciate your friendliness. I am expecting to be married soon, and so I don't expect to be able to waifu thieve for much longer. If Torcuil claims what happened was against an agreement, tell him he shot me, and that stunt he pulled let H get away, so he can consider us even. And Tracy... You should talk to her. I never understood why she's so cold to you. But if she saw how much you help with the birds, and how you really care for them, she really ought to be nicer. You really do have a way with animals. I wonder if she was jealous of you at first. Poor girl. Maybe all she wanted was to be ridden"
Smiles again at Trollestia and leaves after she has a chance to make a response

Calls Fae. To Fae:
"Well, you saw what I did in the court city. The architecture is unimpressive, we'll have to rebuild from the ground up. Now we need to prepare our army. Let's go"
Rides Fae to the monestary
\r

>>33992
>>33996
>>33997
>>34001
>>34002
>>34003
>>34004
Wtf did you do while I was passed out?!

>>34001
>Log on
>first thing I see
>>34005
Killed a part of Torcuil's soul

>>34004
*considers brutally raping Slovenia*

>>34005
I mean, wtf? She's going to return to the stables to feed her birds momentarily and wonder 'why do you smell like my husbands semen?'

*keens edges*

>>34008
>>34009
poor tracy.

>>33993
>>33995
Goddammit, Troll..!

>>34011
*pets pony*

>>34012
"Don't touch me!"

>>34013
"me just trying to help you feel better something similar happend between him and thez so me know what you going through."

>>34014
"Wait.. WHAT HAPPENED?!"

>>34015
"stuff that made me want to kill myself from the pain of it."

>>34016
"....................................... Oh.........!"

>>34017
*tears up*
"y-yea but m-me have gotten over i-it."

>>34018
"......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... hmmm..........."

>>34019
"the emotions you feel now will lessen over time little pony, but not even i can fix a broken heart."

>>34020
"................................................... I'm fine....!"

It's a good thing I don't want Torc to have a waifu....
>>34019
"You like revenge?"

>>34021
"me know that a lie tracy, let out your feelings it not good to keep them inside. me wont judge you."

>>34022
*ears perk*

>>34023
"............ No, really, I'm fine......"

>>34024
"Knew that would get you intrested. Well we have multiple options, Including polymorph so do you have anything that intrests you?"

>>34026
"You might try something less direct-affect, Paladins have magic resistance," Thez says, sitting upside-down on the ceiling.

>>34025
"do you swear on you're foal that's true?"

>>34029
"......................"

>>34030
"thats what i thought."

>>34027
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll see what I can do to help
>>34028
"I never said the polymorph would be on Trump"

>>34032
"Who then?"

>>34033
"We'll put it this way.
Imagine that beutiful sleek white unicorn named Solvania was suddenly either fat... way more muscular than you...
Or...
worse"

>>34034
I mean "more muscular than Trump"

>>34034
"Oh that poor girl,... collateral damage,...."

>>34036
"I never said it would be perminate"
>>34037
Hi

>>34035
"You could always make her a stallion, then she could keep working on war machines,...."

>>34039
"Oh, thats what I meant by worse..."

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>>34026
Rolling to Move Silently

>>34041
"Oh, the worse part isn't his white mare turning stallion."
Torc then opens a pocket of his robe revealing two vials
"Its that he didn't bother to steal all three of these"
>>34042
"How do you feel about kidnaping someone for us Tracy?"
This is what Trump gets for chetting on Tracy

>>34043
"What do those do?"

>>34044
"I guess you weren't there at the time.
Remember when I said Trump took one of my charm potions?"

>>34045
"So,... they make you like people?"

>>34046
Wait what? Fine, I'll do it to Troll instead.
>>34047
"More or less"
Torc waits for Thez to put the 2 and 2 together.
"Actually, I think it would be better to do to Troll."

Detect Good

>>34049
As in, find good auras in the Tower.

>>34048
"I don't get it. You want to make people like eachother?"
Troll> "You know, I'm in the room,...."

*vanishes*

>>34051
"This is the perfect trolling opertunity, now hush."
Torc then turns back to Thez
"Okay, I'll explain this really simple because you don't understand.
Transform on of the unicorns into a stallion, then use the charm potion on them.
Now do you get it?"

I'm back!

>>34055
Where though? You left for the monastery.

Hey, you said Tracy's claws don't have Contagion, but did they have the Energy Drain I asked for?

>>34050
you detect me and torc.

>>34058
Torc doesn't have an Aura. Infernius, Troll, and Trump do though.

>>34056
Yes indeed. Trumpaladin goes to the mill to retrieve the two siege engines, as well as the master carpenter.

>>34059
yea but you still show up to detect good.

>>34059
Troll's is so overwhelming (Outsider 15 HD and 7 levels in Cleric) that she leaves a lingering aura wherever she goes.

>>34006
>>34008
I really didn't think people cared this much...

>>34063
don't lie!

Hide check.
>>34063
Shut up, you degenerate sleazeball! All blood spilled shall be on your hands.

>>34065
I didn't think she'd find out!

>knocked up
Don't give GM ideas!

>>34068
Like I hadn't thought of it already,....
>>34068
Ah, you forgot that she has scent-sense

>>34068
TO LATE THE IDEAS HAVE BEEN SPILLED
Fuck my revenge, this is gonna be good
>grabs popcorn

>>34069
I thought maybe she'd smell it on him, but not on Trollestia...

>>34069
"so thez you never answered me question..."

Btw, can Contagion be cast on non-creatures? If I use a beaker of blood or whatever, can I craft a potion of Contagion that could be applied as a blade oil? I want AIDS-kunai.
>>34068
>Implying it's okay if she doesn't find out
That's not very Paladin-like, Anon. The Code prohibits "cheating".
She's a fucking yandere stalker, with the ability to distinguish players by smell AND lingering aura aura in their cases. She would've walked into the stables, sensed the aura and smell all over her fucking plot, and then stepped out devastated.
I wasn't joking when I said she was constantly making Track checks on him as her default.

I g2g for a bit to do some work, and also figure out what to make of this scenario...

>>34075
remember infernuis tried to help you.

>>34072
Females have an extra olfactory sensor over males, so they can smell shit that males will miss, particularly to do with pheramones and endocrines. Tl;dr That's what you get for thinkin. ^_~
>>34073
Thez jumps up and flips down to the ground. "Which question? Sorry, my mind is still reeling, trying to work out what that weird guy in space was saying."

>>34074
But they aren't married yet... There's no adultery. I don't know how much she cares...

>>34078
>don't know how much she cares
Wut? Like for real?

>>34080
this thats nigger tier.

>>34079
Yes, it was never clarified. It's not like him doing anything with Trollestia makes him less likely to be loving husbando

>>34080
The child was an accident! It was unintentional

>>34079
Torc decides to get out of there before everyone explodes in anger...
He decides to see if any events are happening in town

>>34077
*looses composure for a second.*
"o-oh u-um re-remember?"

>>34082
Still doesn't mean it's not your child.

>>34084
Sounds like Infernius needs some of that 'grass'

>>34084
"Not exactly,... could you give me a hint?" she says with a hint of playful mischief. "Was it important?"

>>34087
*clears throat*
"me asked you to be my wife."

>>34088
Thez jump-flips up to land with her legs on his shoulders, looking down into his eyes. "That wasn't what you asked me, YOU asked me to make you the happiest minotaur alive," she says, even more playfully. "I dunno, I'm not sure being your wife will make you happy,...."

>>34089
"you know thats not true, me want you and only you."

>>34090
She leans forward and folds her arms on his head, deliberately breaking eye contact and forcing his vision to be obscured by her ahem torso and such. "Let me think,...."

>>34092
>>34091
*tries to contain erection*
*fails*

Thez suddenly realizes that everyone - who is still in the room - stopped talking, and looks around. "What?"

Okay, so Torcuil ventured into town, Tracy's player is busy (so idle) and Trump is at the mill.
"Hmmm. I guess it IS just you and me."
Trollestia clears her throat.
"And her."

>>34095
"get out thot horse."

>>34095
Is Slovenia at the mill and are any of the constructs completed?

If yes to both, Slovenia is invited to a live fire exercise to test the catapult and trebuchet

>>34098
i am nice to Tracy.

>>34097
Slo> "I thought you'd never ask!"
Yes to both
>>34096
Tro> "Uhm,... this is technically my,... I don't know why you all congregate here of all places when there's a vast and opulescent tower at your disposal."
Thez> "She's right you know,... lets take this somewhere more,... <whooof> private," she says, porting both to the Forge, which though nothing has been made in a couple days, is still active keeping the room quite warm. She jump-flips off Infernius and slowly steps back coyly. "I don't get you,... I mean we already made an agreement, drenched in the blood of our enemies with,... well not a minister per say, but Torcuil is sufficiently sovereign. What more are you looking for?"

>>34100
"monogamy, because me will never love anyone more than me love you.""

>>34099
I thought you were saying that to Tracy...

>>34100
So Trumpaladin, the Generals, the Sparintenar trainees, Fae, and Slovenia all proceed to an open area where they can test both the catapult and the trebuchet. Perhaps they use the wall that used to surround the pyramid, or the city wall of Durpistan, to test the efficacy of the shots.

But the way, a group goes in to retrieve the cannons from Durpistan

So are there any important stats that need to be known?

Also, just a lot of beautiful rock throwing from the glorious trebuchet

>>34101
"except maybe.....our daughter."

>>34101
>>34103
She smiles playfully and leans against,... I dunno, a wall or something. "Hmmmm,... nah. I'm pretty sure this is just a phase."

>>34105
"its not a phase me will love you forever!"

>>34105
Torc married them using his 3 day online minister course.

>>34079
>I don't know how much she cares
She killed Copper over this horseshit. I made a point of setting the precedent there. This is a dozen times worse than that, and it wasn't even >rape. Why did it have to be with the character she hates the most?
If nobody died for something as bad as this, would that be fair to Copper?
>they aren't married
>Implying
Cheating on your fiance is still cheating.
>>34082
Reeeeeeeee That's a load of horseshit! You know she doesn't like cheating.
>Implying "accidental" babies don't matter
>>34095
Tracy has disappeared, from the characters' perspective. She vanished and is now lurking.
>>34100
Wait, did the characters seriously go to the Stables? Fug, the birds are in there...
>>34103
Or son*

>>34108
Well fuck

Empathic link, since they are probably close enough, just barely:
>"Hi Tracy! How are your birdies!"

>>34106
"Teee,... okay, but what is the point of a big to do? We're already committed or should be - GM so what's the point of a big 'thing'?"

>>34108
She killed copper because he rode her and not Tracy. But Tracy is a full paladin's mount now and has been ridden by him several times. She has nothing to be jealous of

>>34110
"because you are that important to me, me want to Give you the best wedding ever."

>>34111
He fugged Troll, Anon, consensually! And he did it right in front of Tracy's birds to boot.
>>34109
>'..............................'
(she's found out; she's unresponsive)

Where are all the characters?

>>34113
me and thez are in the forge.

Actually, screw this for now. Tracy goes to check on her Nithing Pole in the forest.

>>34113
There should have been enough dividers in the stable to block view from the birds...

Detect good to discern every aura in the tower.
>>34116
No response. It's to be assumed she's out of telepathic range.

>>34117
It matters, did Slovenia have the stables renovated, like Tracy asked her to?

>>34107
ALSO, Infernius made Torc an admiral. Admirals are higher in rank than a captain. Captains can marry people.
Therefore Torc can legally marry people
>>34113
Torc's in town getting away from the clusterfuck

>>34118
infernuis is in the forge."

>>34118
You find Infernius and Trollestia

>>34122
Where though?

>>34123
Infernius just said he was in the forge, and Trollestia never leaves the stables

>>34123
im in the forge shes in the stables.

Btw, did Lenos ever return to the tower?

>>34126
Freaking this. I'm going to have to be cautious getting the cannons from Durpistan, because his damned girlfriend is probably still there

>>34127
She won't hurt him if he minds his own business. Black Dragons aren't exactly trustworthy, but she's not stupid enough to break a deal that her life depended on.

>>34126
no.

Tracy arrives at her Nithing Pole and checks to see if any creature has made contact with it.

>>34119
Yes
>>34120
Yeah, but it wasn't that type of vow ceremony. Good point tho.
>>34127
You should have someone test-fire those cannons first
>>34131
Kek

>>34132
Could you answer:
>>34057
>>34074
>>34115
>>34130

>>34132
is anything happening in town or is Torc wandering aimlessly?

>>34132
>Test fire
That sounds ominous. Very ominous. I'll think we'll just take possession of them first, then later get pirates who actually know what they are doing

>>34133
>energy drain
No. Either contagion or energy drain could be added though
>contagion as a poison
That's pretty much what poison is. Btw, I stumbled across a gnarly poison that does 1d10 con on initial and secondary,... but I don't recall what/where I saw it
>Nithing Pole
Uhm,... maybe? I'm still not sure how to incorporate that. I mean, most of the individuals/creatures that might at this point would enemies to the party anyway.
>>34135
I think I said there was a dozen yes?
>>34134
Working on it
GM just ran a quick errand and is getting his head back in the game

>>34136
I recall there being 24 potential pirates in total

>>34137
I was talking about the cannons

>>34112
>best wedding ever
"How about a masquerade ball?"

>>34139
"what ever you want baby."

>>34136
>no energy drain
Alright, so they're just regular clawed gauntlets then? They didn't use-up any of Soros's scales?
>Contagion as a poison
What kinds of diseases can she have access to?

Anyway, Tracy folds up her Nithing pole, puts it in her bag, and heads off to explore Port Barry.
Can she go shopping?
>>34139
>masquerade
Aren't masquerades for nobles from clans that hate each other and need masks just to enjoy the party? What kinds of guests is she planning on inviting?
..... Or I might just be an insufferable history nerd.. don't mind me...

>>34138
Oh. Well I don't recall the number given. But I guess Trumpaladin goes to Durpistan. The Spartans are told that there is still every intent to train them in Football, but that due to a shift in the political situation they need to be ready for war as well.

Trumpaladin enters Durpistan and yells out to the darkness:
"Kiynen! I know you are there! I know you are among the ruined and burned buildings. Let me tell you. An army approaches. The army is here to collect cannons weapons of war left behind by the city's inhabitants. That is their only purpose. They mean you no harm. Eat your fetid corpses, and you shall be unharmed."

He stares out into the darkness on Fae while spamming detect evil. The soldiers retrieve the cannons. Slovenia is asked to look at the cannons and give an assessment of their condition based upon her knowledge. I guess ask a Spartan Trainee as well, since he might know something about cannons.
\r

>>34142
Shouldn't Killy be at the beach with Lenos by now? She wanted Torc's help in transporting the corpses, but I imagine Lenos would've obliged as well.

Btw, a character's possible melee Sneak Attack number is limited to two simultaneous stabs, correct?

>>34143
I am not sure. I'm not taking any chances though with bitch dragon. You know how your character was pissed that she couldn't kill Trollestia on their first encounter and has had kind of a slight vendetta against her since? That's Trumpaladin and Kiynen

>>34145
>had kind of a slight vendetta against her since
Well, that "vendetta" had been nearly forgotten.. until recently...

>>34141
>scales
Some, that's part of what allows them to be animated. Remember, that was a rush-job
>diseases
Uhm, diseases take no less than a day to incubate. If you're looking for combat advantages, poisons are the way to go. I mean unless you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect, it seems like a moot point desu
>shopping
Sure
>masquerades
GM's eye twitches
That depends on how long in advance the ceremony is planned
>>34142
I'm sure you meant "shift" in political sit.
>>34144
Yes,....

>>34148
You've just given me license for one of the most autistic ideas I've had in recent months. I hope you know that.

>>34147
>diseases take no less than a day to incubate
>you expect your victims to stay alive long enough for the disease to take effect
Well, that's the point. A character wouldn't know they had the disease until the symptoms manifested, let alone what disease they had. They'd probably be sure to get treated for poisons, but they're much less likely to think about diseases they may have contracted. That way, if Tracy fails to kill her target on the first encounter, said target may just as likely die in his/her sleep once the disease finishes incubating inside them.
>eye twitches
I won't even ask...
>shopping
Alright, Tracy wanders through the back alley of the bazaar, looking for anything interesting.

>>34151
pictures for ants.

>>34150
You don't understand, this is some next-level shit. I mean,... I'm astonished at the level of autism of this idea. Its just,... whoa. Its an idea so autistic and ambitious, it would require mod approval.

>>34152
Raven Mocker: a Cherokee Witch.

>>34146
She was just trying to help Tracy with her birds by making Trumpaladin be nicer to them...

>>34147
Well, in any event, Trumpaladin is retrieving the cannons. Tell me if a spartan or Slovenia had anything to say about the state of the cannons, or if Kiynen shows herself either in a hostile or non-hostile manner

>>34155
Idk wtf her intention was, but she thought wrong...

>>34155
Be careful with those cannons. They were made by commies. I wouldn't touch a soviet-made butterknife, let alone a cannon.

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>>34156
She DID get him to agree to that at least,....
>>34148
Final warning, this will likely end up with a mention on Encyclopaedia Dramatica,....

>>34153
interesting i wish to see this autism take place.

>>34151
Can a blade be oiled with multiple diseases/poisons, if the oil is prepared ahead of time?

5 of the cannons are rusted through, in ill repair, or otherwise unsalvageable. They haven't been used in years, and the rest will need heavy refitting

>>34159
infernuis better get his own page.

>>34158
this. soviet gear is worse than ching chong gear.

>>34162
Is there even any powder left? The cannon is the easy part.
>inb4, remaining cannons just explode, because they were made by retarded commies.
Did Tracy find anything interesting at the bazaar?
>>34164
>Bolshevik scum tries to assassinate president by throwing grenade on stage
>Grenade doesn't explode, because it was made by soviets
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Arutyunian

>>34156
Possible intentions:
She wanted to be friendly to Trumpaladin
She wanted to protect the birds

She's in heat
She wanted him inside her
She, like Tracy, wants a foal

Or most likely of all
She's a massive fucking troll who wanted to see the shit storm this would cause

>>34158
Yeah I know. But we have industrial power

>>34162
Take them all. We need the scrap metal. When they are outside of Durpistan, proceed with live fire testing of the trebuchet and catapult

>>34161
No
>>34160
>>34163
>pic related
>>34166
>shitstorm
DING its a game, don't get too bent about it

>>34168
Pssst, message in rabbit

[1d20+10 = 23]
>>34167
What does Tracy find while shopping/exploring?
Can she find anything interesting with her Detect Magick wand?
Also, rolling Gather Information to find leads about spooky/ebil vendors or places to find them, if that helps. Use glasses to Disguise herself as a young Half Elf.
On that note, players came into the game with no knowledge of the world, but how much local knowledge has Tracy gained since then? Did she earn any ranks?

>>34170
I do more book-flipping cuz of you, I want you to know that.
Vendor stock is down, apparently the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods, and no savvy vendors have yet filled the void in their absence. I mean there are trinkets that do things (in a mechanical or magical sense) but nothing combat, attribute, or gameplay modifying. Just little knick-knacks

>>34171
>dark elves were using the bizarre to sell goods
This is fascinating knowledge
\r

>>34172
>wishlist
Yeah, I'm kinda running short on new and innovative ways to accessorize the party, outside of do-nothing accessories (like Thez's dragon-tiara which does nothing except look pretty and blink/adjust its position every so often)

[1d20 = 9]
>>34171
>the dark elves were using the bazaar as a place to hawk their stolen goods
I assumed that, but it's good to make clear. We've got a precedent of behavior for them now.
If the vendors left, they should've either abandoned their kiosks, or wheeled them away. In the later case, wouldn't locals have seen them being shipped out?
Anyway, Search abandoned kiosks.
Also, buy Trinkets, just because.
>>34172
This is mostly to investigate the Drow. Idk if it'll yield anything, but I felt like gathering info in town and getting to know the area, since it's one of her primary skills.

Does anyone know how to get ahold of Taylor Swift's faggot?

>>34175
Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.

>>34175
Post rare Taylors. It has worked in the past.

>>34174
Oh. Well carry on. I still recommend asking gate guards and dock workers

>>34175
I do not. I think we all scared him off
\r

>>34176
taylor is pretty autistic its kinda qt.

>>34178
>voiding a contract
"That BITCH!"

>>34176
Awww, why'd you delete? It looks like a good pic. It shows that IRL Taylor actually has hips

[1d20+10 = 27]
>>34178
>asking gate guards and dock workers
Why not?
Gather info check
>we all scared him off
Well, it did always become dramatic around those times, for one reason or another...
>>34181
I messed up..

Does a rod really project whatever it does infinitely?

>>34174
The dark elves used gates and portals, so no transit that would have been observed. There are empty spaces in the bazaar, with the potential for new vendors and wares, but as of now the only allies Port Barry has is Sparintenar.
>>34182
"Ain't seen nothin'"

Awww, it was deleted again. No hawt Taylor for GM,....

>>34184
Uhm, what do you mean?

>>34187
Hey, it works now. How about that, it was broken before.
>>34178
Uhm,... Trump if you're not busy, I'd like to broach an idea with you in rabbit.