Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
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>>29270there has to be a way for things to turn around.
>>29268Well, I could always use pen and paper.
Then it cant get corrupted
>>29270>how everything has turned outCumulative, or just recently?
>>29271Also this.
>>29272yea thatd work even better.
>>29273>Cumulative, or just recentlyYes
>>29272I just remember everything
>>29276I try, I can remember most things, but not some stuff
>>29277Y T H O
>>29278Because after that bullshit in the stables, the math put everything on self-destruct.
>>29277All the same to us, since you've been so secretive with how anything works
>>29279what was gonna happen in the punishment game?
>>29279It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
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>>29279How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
>>29281A whole list of things... I'd rather not say, because I don't want to bring up the things I wrote..
>>29283Kek. Don't ever change Spaghetti Master.
>>29284>>29283>>29282someone should meme a picture of the party.
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
>>29286Why would she know anything about hunting Faries? Trollestia is a much better candidate
>>29287Fey are Black Dragon's favorite food, and Trollestia just wouldn't tell her.
>>29289She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell herWhy?
>>29290>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
>>29291She's probably never caught one, but I still wanted the two to communicate a bit.
>>29291You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
>>29293I will gladly join if there's a sign Silver Dragons. Fuck Silver dragons.
Might want to craft a nice a lance first though.
>>29294>Fuck Silver dragonsFuck them indeed
>>29295Hmmm... Less useful for Metallics, but for True Dragons, maybe
>>29296>Less useful for MetallicChromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
>>29298I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
>>29298We need to actually kill one of these things. Their corpses sound valuable
>>29285That would be intresting
>>29284Never will change
>>29294>>29296>>29297Fucking Dragobs is Torc's job...
>>29301Oh yeah, while you were away, Lenos stole your waifu
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>>29301How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
>>29303It'd be time to White Knight. I'd LANCE that slut
>>29305It's alright brother. I'm here for you. I'll take the hit for you so you don't have to
>>29307>I'll take the hit for youwhat did he mean by this?
>>29309Silver Dragons are extremely strong dragons. they are among the most formidable
>>29309He hasn't been booped-back yet. Thez still owes him one.
>>29313No, he's going after Kiynen
>>29313No.He teleported to Durpistan as soon as he heard about Killy.
>>29312A while ago.
So, what is everyone planning for when GM gets back?
>>29313Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
>>29322Fuck your wife
>>29321Fuck your husband, then do that shit
Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
>>29323This. More sex to help with issues
[1d20 = 12]>>29323Good idea
>>29325"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
[1d20 = 8]>>29327Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
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>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods" >>29327Decent grapple,
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
>>29328lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
>>29330She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
>>29334She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
>>29333She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
>>29336I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
>>29335Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
>>29342I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama
>>29343*rockets skywards*
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
>>29347Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
>>29347Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
>>29349>spaceI need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
>>29351>airNecklace of Adaption
>tailIt's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
>>29353Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
>>29354>weightless environmentThey're not going
that far.
They share connections to the same items.
>>29352Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?"
>>29351Grab her by the pussy
>>29355Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful
>>29356???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
>>29358Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
[1d20 = 11]
Grapple Horse Pussy
>>2362 →you're tied up, but whatever*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
[1d20 = 12]>>29367So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29368>no escape artist skillYou're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
>>29366"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
[1d20 = 19]>>29369He's still in chains, just upright
Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear
>>29370Grabs Horse Pussy again
>>29370"we have talk shes gonna keep the baby."
>a long time worth of flying later
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
>>29373*Wraps chain around self several times*
>>29373You gotta admit I got a damned fine grapple roll in
>>29371 >>29371Kek, youre taking my advice and its working
>>29372"Ah, Thats good. Remember Infernius, I'm here if you need to talk about your marriage. I mean, I somehow got Trump and Tracy to stop fighting for a while."
>>29375You did
>>29375Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
>>29376"The fact that trump had sex with her still bothers me."
>>29377"...Careful now... Flashy.."
>>29377I'm taking this attack of opportunity
*Holds chains tight*
Mounts Horse
>>29379"Yippee Kiyay!"
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
>>29380*rights self, now in front of him, he being suspended only by the chains*
*bucks a bit*
>>29383"i feel sick even thinking about it."
>>29381Probably need to pull with one hand, and push with a different one. Pushes against her ass with one hand
>>29382"I love you Tracy"
*humps 2000 pound horsey*
He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
>>29385"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
>>29388Grabs dat Ass
*Happy Paladin Noises*
*Continues humping Horsey*
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*
>>29392*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
>>29393Humping intensifies
Then Intensifies
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
>>29391"hes not even sorry, i thought about murdering him but that wont change anything."
>>29395"i tried to kill myself but you didnt let me."
"i-i just dont know what to do torculi."
>>29395Torc isn't sure what to say to this.
So he chugs harder
>>29396Kek"Tracy!"
*Shudders and humps with equal violence as he moans*
>>29398"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
>>29396>>29399*Satisfied Paladin Noises*
Tries to climb back up on his Mount, grasping the chains to do so
>>29399>Implying you could out-violent her*violence intensifies*
[whinnying monster noises]
"does my life even matter?"
>>29397"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
>>29402... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
>>29405Nearly crushed by giant Horse ass
>>29405*bizarre space-rodeo continues*
>>29406*bucks back and fourth, smacking against hips*
>>29404"thez is only women ive ever been with of course i love her."
>>29407"Another Round already Tracy? Alright!"
*Holds onto giant horse ass like rodeo*
"Yee Haw!"
>>29409>chains rattle"Oh, FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY..!" she wails out between intense, laboring bucks
>>29410kek
>>29408"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
>>29411*Holds onto chains and horse ass*
Humps now faster
>>29412"i cant forget everytime i kiss her i think about trump."
>>29413*speed increases in tandem*
*mane and tail flare like rocket engines*
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course
>>29415Humps this bitch furiousy
>>29414Torc requests a second bottle, cause it's gonna be a long night.
"Just fuck her multiple times.
Assert your domanence"
Torc can't remember if he heard that in a nature documentery or a book on relationship consuling.
>>29415The Tracy 9 has taken off
>>29417"i have and i still cant get the thought out of my head."
>>29416[snarling monster noises]
*humps bastard with intense, predatory vigor*
>>29415*Tail helps to illuminate the view*
>>29420>5e: illumination 10 ft radius*shines brightly, like the sun*
>>29419"I'm a monster hunter, Tracy"
Gives and takes in kind
>>29418"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
>>29422Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
>>29425It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
>>29427Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard."~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
>>29429Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per roundTrumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
>>29430I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
>>29432It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
>>29431>>29432Or maybe... Just maybe... They know they need a Paladin to complete themSMITES EVIL a third time, riding her with the full advantage of the motion and his own strength
>>29434*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
>>29435Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
>>29436>>29435Evil Sex Horse has been Smitten
>>29436*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love you
so much, Flashy..!"
>>29438Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
"You'd better"
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much..."
*shivers*
>>29439*bends neck back and kisses*
>>29441*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you..." *kissing noises*
>>29442[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
>>29440Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
>>29443*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
>>29456I didn't realize they hadn't landed>>29457*tries removing chain again*
>>29458*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
>>29459*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
>>29462"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
>>29463>to bed a good waifu>bed"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
>>29464>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
>>29465[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight."See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
>>29205Ships?
>>29210"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234This is true, however he never said she
didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants.
You might, but I'm not>>29240Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
...
8O
So anyway
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>>29468>Kefka's legsNope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are goneAwww... They were useful labor
>AnimeYuck
>>29468Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
>>29424have i started hallucinating yet?
>>29471 >>29471The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
>>29473I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
>>29474Any interest in "Fey Lake"?