Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>29279
It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
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It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
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>>29279
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
>>29289
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
Why?
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
Why?
>>29290
>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
>>29291
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia
Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
>>29296
>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
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>>29298
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
>>29301
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
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>>29313
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
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>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!
link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
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>>29335
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
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>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
>>29347
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.
I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
>>29353
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
>>29356
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
>>2362 →
you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
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>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy
Rights himself from chains
Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
>>29368
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
>a long time worth of flying later
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
>>29375
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
>>29379
"Yippee Kiyay!"
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
"Yippee Kiyay!"
He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
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He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
>>29385
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*
>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
>>29393
Humping intensifies
Then Intensifies
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
Humping intensifies
Then Intensifies
Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
>>29394
*shudders feverishly*
>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country
>locals think it's a miracle
>Starts a new religion
"~FLASHY..! Flashy...!"
*bucks violently*
*shudders feverishly*
>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country
>locals think it's a miracle
>Starts a new religion
"~FLASHY..! Flashy...!"
*bucks violently*
>>29398
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
"does my life even matter?"
>>29397
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
>>29402
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*
>>29408
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course
>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
>>29418
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
>>29422
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
>>29427
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
>>29429
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
>>29430
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
>>29432
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
>>29434
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
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>>29438
Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
"You'd better"
Smiling smugly and confidently
pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle
"You'd better"
>>29443
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
*descends*
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>>29464
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
>>29465
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
>>29466
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight
*pows back*
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight
*pows back*
>>29205
Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
...
8O
So anyway
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Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"
...
8O
So anyway
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>>29468
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor
>Anime
Yuck
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*
>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor
>Anime
Yuck
>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
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