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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
814 replies and 75 files omitted.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29064
>>29063
Don't be. One of the underlying themes - and challenges - of the Game is of reconciling individual differences, yet working together, cuz what the hell else is there to do in this context. Infernius performed marvelously, while some others,....
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29065
29066 29070 29741
tfw bad girl3.jpg
I'm really sorry, guys.. but wtf?! I get it if he orders my character around while they're together; they're married, that makes sense. But he can't just tell me what to do through meta-gaming. I'm playing an ebil character: I could be killing peasant children en mass and >raping their bodies in front of their helpless parents; I could burn the forest and kill the last pixie in the world; I could poison my enemies wells and strategically infect their people with Slimey Doom; but no, I settle for corpse-eating instead. I give him a really hard time sometimes, but I still jump through hoops to maintain a proper, in-character relationship too, even when I don't want to. There have been a lot of things I've wanted to do, but haven't for the sake of alignment issues, but he still goes around policing everything I do, while only barely maintaining his Code Of Conduct. I'd be fine, so long as I could actually play her in character when they weren't together.. Why does he always feel he needs to be in control of everything? Wtf...?!
...I'm still pissed about my phone.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29066
29067
>>29065
Can you rabbit for a moment?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29067
29069
>>29066
Sure...
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29068
29071
>>29062
I was asking Trump's and Tracy's faggots, but I'll take your permission
>this is adressing Tracy's and Trump's faggot
>True things will be spoken
>But I don't want either of you to leave
Okay, listen closely.
You two's relation ship is gonna fucking tear us apart.
You guys won't try, and just expect it to magically happen.
Trump, you want Tracy to change, but how would you like to change your character from its roots to appease another. She won't change completely, and I cant say I see why she should. Then it wouldn't be Tracy Cage as a character. Try and accept her flaws and work with that.
Tracy, you want Trump and thats really it, but you refuse to even change a single fucking bit to help with this. This may seem hypocritical, after just telling Trump to fuck off for asking you to change, but you can't just lock Trump and Tracy in a room and expect them to be the perfect couple without bits of change. I get your evil, but maybe settle down just a tiny bit? Like, be evil when you have the chance but don't go out of your way to do it when you know itll piss Trump off.
In the end, I guess; Just work this fucking shit out already. We want to have one session without relationship bitching.
TLDR: Neither of you are without blame, so fucking figure it out already
I WANT TO SAY AGAIN, I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU TO LEAVE. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP FIGHTING
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29069
>>29067
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29070
29073
>>29065
For the 90th time, read the exchanges in the link and tell me you would form a different conclusion than "she's doing something evil with corpses." Especially when there are two more attempts at communication that are ignored
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29071
>>29068
Fucking hell thats longer than expected.
Also forgot to add:
Trump should not assume complete power over anyone in the party, hes not the leader and will only build resentment.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29073
29074
>>29070
she could have fighting the dragon.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29074
29075
>>29073
No, that's not a plausible interpretation
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29075
29077
>>29074
why not?
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29076
29077
In the meantime I'm tired as fuck. 10 minutes for counter arguments and closing statements and then I'm out
Anonymous
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No.29077
29078
>>29075
Because the exchange was about bodies and she knew he wouldn't be offended if she tried to fight the dragon, so she would not have "hung up"

>>29076
Just so much typing, so much to say. I'd rather not
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29078
29117
>>29077
i'm glad you came back.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29079
29081
Now I am worried
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29080
29081 29084
Secrets is never a solution
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29081
>>29079
>>29080
secrets are tactically sound.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29082
29083
Are you just trying to be contrarian to me?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29083
29085
>>29082
me?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29084
29087
>>29080
Its not a matter of secrets or secrecy, its a matter of intimacy and understanding. I want this to work, for everyone, individually and as a group. To do that, I have to have a moment with everyone. I hope you won't fault me in that.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29085
29086
>>29083
Yes
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29086
>>29085
no.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29087
29088
>>29084
I'm one hundred percent fine with secrets in meta. It's what happens in game that breaks my heart
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29088
29091
>>29087
So,... Mr. Trump. Let me ask you, blatantly and without reservation. How do we make this work?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29089
29090
https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29090
29092 29094
>>29089
meh the original was better.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29091
29094
>>29088
Just she can't cross the line to where she isn't desirable anymore...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29092
29093
>>29090
This.
Interesting visuals though.
It's really late, so I'll just lurk for a bit more in the background...
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29093
29094
>>29092
What happened and what did I miss?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29094
>>29090
Yes it was, but thats not the point I was making. The allusion is that there are newer individuals attempting to aspire to the same ideal.
>>29091
She? Not desirable? I assume you mean Tracy, but I'm being more general. When we reach points like earlier, the game comes to a halt. I am not want to sacrifice players for the game NOR the game for players. I want players and characters to run free and 'play', even if 'play' means beating eachother about the face and torso, or setting eachother on fire, of even blowing eachother up. Squashing the funk - or indeed one another's face (or eating) is readily allowed - but trying to dictate behavior is not. Leaving one another strung up to suffocate or die tormented is not. I know that's an odd distinction to draw, and I invite you to discuss it candidly if you prefer. I do want to avoid further friction.
>>29093
Thez raped Tracy, don't worry
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29095
29097
I'll just say I've lost, my heart is broken, and I will retreat
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29096
29099
I'll see how long I am gone
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29097
>>29095
What have you lost? Will you re-emerge? Is there some degree or measure I can help?
I was kidding about raping Tracy, that was a poorly timed joke.
Trump is a cornerstone of the game as it is now, if not the keystone. It wouldn't be the same without any player/character, most explicitly you and Trump. I know and appreciate that its a labor of effort and time, and perhaps it is a luxury that can no longer be afforded. I know only the tiniest bit of your circumstance (with good reason), and I won't begrudge you if you choose to stop for that or any other reason. <more>
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29099
29101 29103
>>29096
GM, you know that Infernius's faggot and I are like legit and honest to God in love with our respective waifus, right?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29100
Your participation has taught me a great deal about myself. When the Game began (on Mlpol) I approached it from a strictly D&D standpoint, where the GM is law and the players have minimal position to assuage the GM based on context and established rules. Trump has exceeded every expectation or preconception of what a player is capable. I've given him writ large simply because he as a character never ceases to amaze me (sometimes angrily) with his ingenuity and creativity. I've never - NEVER - seen a character world-build to the degree he has, with apparent (if it was difficult, it was done with fluidity and finesse) ease.
<more>

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29101
>>29098
If you mean >rape, no not really. It was a poorly timed joke, and Tracy's faggot (not to mention chat-logs) will confirm nothing of the sort occurred. It was an attempt at levity that I realized was ill placed as soon as I posted it.
>>29099
I knew that of Infernius, as his faggot and Thez' faggot (not to mention the characters themselves) had a discussion earlier. It was awkward as fuck, with plenty of feels and embarrasing vulnerability that cannot be faked. Blah blah (blah blah is the "new" no homo BTW) I wasn't sure of how Trump felt towards his waifu, but I recognize the sentiment when you phrase it that way. Blah blah, I get you, and I appreciate your position, better now than I did a few minutes ago.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29102
If you need time, please take it. If you need support I'll offer it (I'm far more tenacious than is readily known ^_~). I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome, and I'll literally and figuratively bend over backward (on video if needs be Xp) to those ends.
But, that also means allowing everyone their place and position. Tracy - as a character - is pregnant with Trump's baby, which I initially thought would be a unifying element, but I can see now that my interpretation was,... premature. Tracy is not the sort of character who can be dictated to, and Trump is not the sort of character that can allow the mother of his progeny to engage in wanton/frivolous behavior. There is no criticism in that observation, and indeed it is an apt position.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29103
>>29099
this.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29104
As I said to Tracy/faggot a short while ago, in crafting the Game as it appears, I broke a number of "Don't" rules, some deliberately and some unknowingly. I have been far more permissive in some aspects, and not permissive enough in others, with the intention of developing a game that intentionally pushed the envelope of /tg/. I've made many mistakes in that effort, and I will make plenty more. Having said, I am proud - literally so - of the experiences I have shared and participated in over the last couple months. Yes, its been a couple months now. If it ends, or goes on hiatus indefinitely, or whatever the case, I will never forget what has happened. I'll probably never meet any of you face to face and that's okay I guess, but no one is replaceable, or expendable. I can't even begin to express how significant you have become, even if separated by Mlpol. No, not separated, but joined by Mlpol.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29105
I can't even begin (I could, but its a blogpost I'll spare you of) to describe what has happend to and with me because of you and everyone else. So, take all the time you need. Take a week, a month, a year, and I'll still be here waiting to hear from you. Its too late for me to do anything else.

Blah blah, when you're ready, just post something.

When you do though, don't forget that we're a bunch of rebellious shit-posters. Dictating behavior doesn't really fly. Xp
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29106
i always say conflict brings us closer together.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29107
29108
Just... My waifu just have some minimal degree of purity. Anything other than Anthrophagy, please
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29108
29109
>>29107
Tracy,... pure,... thats a tall order you must realize. In all fairness however, I will agree that it is quite possible that Tracy could evolve beyond her origins - in that she's no longer forced to rigidly and edgily survive literally by the blade and nothing else - but that is a matter to be determined by her faggot. Its not an unreasonable request, but its not something she can expect to immediately adopt with perfect adherence. In the same sense that Thez doesn't need to eat faces anymore but still does (but she's getting better about it), the same applies to Tracy and cannibalism/edge/>rape/'other' behaviors.
I'm not trying to interject myself, but I get the impression that demands will avail nothing, while requests and appeals might garner consideration and contemplation, from which evolution/development is possible. Its just an idea.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29109
29110 29118
>>29108
I don't know, cannibalism/eating of human flesh is just a trigger for me, sort of in the same way abortion is for him. And think about it, would you really want to kiss a mouth that has eaten human flesh?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29110
29111 29112
>>29109
it doesn't bother infernuis.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29111
29113
>>29110
I am not Inferius
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29112
>>29110
And abortion doesn't bother me. But here we are
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29113
29114
>>29111
i know your not i was stating it though.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29114
29115
>>29113
Why? Are you just trying to undermine me?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29115
29116
>>29114
bro im not hostile to you. i consider you a friend.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29116
29117 29118 29125
>>29115
So why have you been undermining me the whole night?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29117
>>29116
dude i honestly have no clue what your talking about.
>>29078
>>29063
>>29057
i see you neglect these.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29118
>>29109
If it was cooked right,... sorry but well done is haram in my book
>>29116
Dont mistake criticism for undermining. There are many elements of Trumps position that I am want to criticize, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you.

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29119
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.

PxEZR
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No.29123
29124
[1d100 = 98]
Rolling for eggs, cuz why not?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29124
29127
>>29123
>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.
Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29125
29126 29127
>>29116
>undermining
Come on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT a PvP game, and NOBODY has ever been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29126
>>29125
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29127
29129
>>29125
>>29124
>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank you
it's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable

Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29128
29130
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29129
29131
>>29127
>cummunists
>human
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29130
3bf.jpg
>>29128
>he found out
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29131
29132 29133
>>29129
>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away

>29128
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29132
29134 29135 29141
>>29131
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29133
29137
>>29131
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.
>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some point...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29134
29139
>>29132
Who is at the tower atm?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29135
29136
>>29132
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29136
>>29135
I thought you were flying to Krenshal to talk to the gnomes?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29137
29138
>>29133
>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself

>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29138
>>29137
>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29139
29140 29144
>>29134
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29140
29143 29144
>>29139
>Wand of False Life,
>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot...
>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29141
805d07f40679c3496bd6fe67c0d7a170.jpg
black-dragon-fire-wallpaper-3.jpg
Fire-Black-Dragon-Wonderful-Motivational-Picture.jpg
black-dragon-fire-wallpaper-2.jpg
700a23504c9d210fd2a07b339184128e--fire-dragon-dragon-art.jpg
>>29132
>all-caps rage
This could get interesting...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29142
*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29143
>>29140
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.
>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29144
29145
>>29140
>Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Kek, he's doing something with her I know that

>>29139

"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! What do those do?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29145
29146 29147
>>29144
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29146
29147
>>29145
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29147
29148
>>29145
>I may finally be able to get in water and not drown immediately
Yay!
*takes items*

Answer to Lenos
"These were the fruits of the expedition to the troll village yesterday. An amiable enough black dragon agreed to exchange these for relocation to an environment with more food"

>>29146
Probably
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29148
29149
>>29147
"There's another dragon? Where?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29149
29151
>>29148
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29151
29152 29153 29154 29156
>>29149
"A female? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29152
29155
>>29151
"The Durpistanis were all murdered a couple nights ago"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29153
29155 29157
>>29151
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29154
29157
827805__safe_artist-colon-gray-dash--dash-day_princess cadance_alicorn_evil grin_grin_hearts and hooves day_imminent shipping_oh crap_pony_princess of .png
>>29151
>I gotta go get me some
>mfw
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29155
29157
>>29152
>>29153
"Aww,... I haven't gotten to do a good flame-strike in ages. Oh well. I gotta meet this Kiynen."
Casts Greater Teleport
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29156
29158 29159
>>29151
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29157
>>29155
Alright then

>>29153
>>29154
*Looks at pony, unsure of emotion*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29158
29160
1459504__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_semi-dash-anthro_sharp teeth_skull_teeth_traditional art.jpeg
>>29156
>he's gone
".... You want to revive one and ask some questions?"
*offers commie skull*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29159
29160
>>29156
>before teleporting
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29160
29161 29162 29170 29178
>>29158
"Uh... I think >>29159 answers it, but maybe it's worth seeing if they could make useful slaves?"

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29161
29163 29178
>>29160
>slavery fine
>corpse-eating not okay at all
Sure...
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29162
29163
>>29160
>useful slaves
Didn't he just clarify that they weren't useful even as slaves?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29163
29164 29178
>>29161
"You want to help... uh, okay then"

>>29162
Give them the right task master
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29164
29165
>>29163
I doubt they'll make good laborers at all (you saw the mine), but ask about the canons.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29165
29166 29178
>>29164
>>29164
"Uh... you don't want to ask questions or stop a rampaging hysterical communist or anything? I mean, I can bring in Slovenia, since if anyone can whip them into shape it's probably her, but still"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29166
29167 29178
>>29165
I really don't want to, and idt she would either, unless your idea was to slowly cut pieces off of it bit by bit and leave the vital organs for last
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29167
29168
>>29166
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29168
29169 29178
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.
>>29167
Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29169
29172
>>29168
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?

*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29170
29171
>>29160
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29171
>>29170
"I see"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29172
29174 29175
>>29169
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29173
Quick reminder, I'll be leaving in ~an hour (Lenos' faggot is being delayed, otherwise I'd be gone already)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29174
29175
>>29172
Also, I kind of want to go incognito for a bit while exploring the city.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29175
29176 29178
>>29172
>>29174
I need to finish dialogue with Baz, yes
Slink off after we're through the city gate or just before
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29176
29178
>>29175
>just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29177
29179 29180
Okay, Krenshall. There's a much longer name for it, but I don't feel like looking it up right now. There's a large main gate, with an extensive gear-system that apparently operates it. Gnomes can be seen milling about along a variety of haphazardly and erratically placed catwalks, and the buildings themselves are oddly shaped and unnecessarily tall, with windows and doors placed at unintuitive locations. Various gnomes are speaking with eachother, really quickly and impossible to really understand, even though they're speaking common.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29178
29179
>>29176
>>29175
>>29168
>>29166
>>29165
>>29163
>>29161
>>29160
I can feel the tension. I really don't like it
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29179
29180 29183
>>29178
What tension?
>>29177
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)
>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29180
29182 29183
>>29179
"I'll try to establish diplomacy. Do your thing, just don't let them catch you doing anything that will get them pissed off at the party"

>>29177
Trumpaladin approaches the main gate more closely, looking to see if anyone talks to him as he does so
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29181
29183
Infernius said he'd be willing to make a Detect Magic wand for Tracy, can we assume he did that before she left? It's only 750 gp.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29182
29183
>>29180
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.

Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29183
29184 29185
>>29182
Its scalable, if thats your question
>>29181
Sure
>>29180
No one approaches, but there appears to be an information booth just inside the gate. A surly looking gnome with fish-bowl glasses is scribbling notes on a piece of parchment.
>>29179
Glasses?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29184
29186
>>29183
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29185
29187
>>29183
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29186
29189
>>29184
Did you give your mask of disguise back to Thez?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29187
29189
>>29185
"Ohgreatahuman,thatsjustwhatIneeded,somebodywhoneedsmetoexplaineverything,probablywantssomething,atleastthisonelookslikehesgotmoney,nothingworsethanahumanexpectingahandout.HitheremynameisFarzellingtonandIguessI'msupposedtoansweryourquestions."

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29188
29190
"Hello Farzelington. No, I have no desire for a handout, though I am always looking for exchange. Could you tell me about the gnomish people here, describe the general temperament if you could?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29189
>>29186
I thought she did.
Tracy can easily make her own now anyway.
>>29187
Tracy approaches carefully in stealth.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29190
29191
>>29188
"Whatdoeshethinkthisisaqandabooth?OhffsheprobablyDOESthinkthisisaqandabooth.Typicalhuman,thinking"Information"meansthatthisisaboothdesignedforpeopletoreceiveinformation.Fine,I'llanswerhisquestions,itsnotlikeIwasbusydevelopinganinventionoranything.Krenshallisacityofinnovation,wheregnomesliveandcreateallmannerofdevicestomarkettooutsidecivilizationinexchangeforresourceswithwhichtomakemoreinventionsanddevices.We'reimpatientwithoutsidersandalwaysthinkingaboutseveralthingsatoncesodon'texpectmanytogiveyouthetimeofday."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29191
29193
>>29190
"What were you busy developing?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29192
Tracy attempts to make her way over the wall, stealthily.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29193
29194
>>29191
"Itsadevicethatmanuallyretrievesandconveysplatesglassesandsilverwarealongaballasttoanautomatedreceptaclethatcleansandsanitizesthementirelywithoutanyuserinput.ThisisthethirdtimeI'vetriedtocompletethiscontraption,thelastonemaimedmycatandthepreviousoneexplodedwhydoyouask?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29194
29195
>>29193
>Mained my cat and exploded
kek

"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29195
29200
>>29194
"Whateverkindofresourcesyou'vegot?Wecanmakestuffoutofanythingbeitmetalwoodstonegemsliquidssolids.WhatdoeshethinkImeanbyresources?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29196
29197
GM shakes his head, as writing without spacing is trickier than he first anticipated.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29197
>>29196
Kek. I could tell
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29198
29199
Anyway, I'm off to do stuff, I'll be back later on this evening. Sorry, but its a business venture.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29199
29201
>>29198
Okay, bye.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29200
>>29195
>Short inhabitants
>Xenophobic and Isolationist
>Talk very fast
>Extremely industrious
>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed

"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29201
>>29199
THESE you can stab and eat. Just don't get caught
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29202
29203 29204
As soon as I'm back I'll give a complete (with spacing) rundown on Krenshall, the short version is its a paradise of making things, with ridiculous level crafters, assuming one has the patience to put up with their gnomish ways and can provide sufficient payment.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29203
29204
>>29202
>Crafting
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29204
29205
>>29202
Tracy has great experience in dealing with autists. Perhaps she can make friends with them.
>>29203
That'd take several really great diplomacy checks, but that's a plausible idea. You'll need a way to Transport everything though.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29205
29206 29468
>>29204
Caravans? Railways?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29206
>>29205
Gotta build those, but it's an option
>Railways
Perhaps you can look for a steam engine.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29207
29208
I've seen you pass outside my door a thousand times
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

So whats up?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29208
29209
>>29207
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29209
29210
>>29208
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29210
29211 29221 29468
>>29209
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone

But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29211
29212
>>29210
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29212
29213
>>29211
>But just fix the relationship damn it
Believe me, I want to, it's just so very difficult
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29213
>>29212
This is why I said I don't want Torc in a relationship.
I don't feel like RPing it
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29214
29215
im awake, gibe basic gestalt plz.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29215
29216
>>29214
>Drama stopped for now
>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy
>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29216
29217
>>29215
what did you find there?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29217
29219
>>29216
Haven't gotten in yet.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29218
29221 29222 29468
Wtf did all of those Elf women go anyway?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29219
29220 29222
1506730218120.gif
>>29217
>mfw i just realized last night why you call yourself mrs.sentry
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29220
29221 29238 29239
883944__questionable_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_flash sentry_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_bondage_canon x oc_c.png
>>29219
It took you that long to figure it out? Kek.

I g2g for a few minutes. Will be back.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29221
29223 29225 29230
Untitled.png
>>29218
who told lennos about the dragon?
>>29220
last night is the only time i thought about it.
>>29210
i felt the same way, reading our early adventures helps me remember why i love this game.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29222
29224
>>29218
I always thought Trollestia was keeping them in the stables

>>29219
Wait really
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29223
29227
>>29221
Um... Me. He asked
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29224
>>29222
yea really.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29225
29226 29228 29230 29245
>>29221
infernuis used to be so innocent.

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29226
29229 29234
>>29225
..Tracy used to be more carefree...
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29227
>>29223
ok i was just wondering.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29228
29230 29231 29232
>>29225
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29229
29230
>>29226
we have to go back.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29230
29233
>>29221
>>29225
>>29228
Am sad now...

>>29229
D'aww
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29231
29234 29239
>>29228
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29232
>>29228
i felt that way after the rape but ive moved on from that.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29233
29234
>>29230
how about we take a trip back to where the tower used to be?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29234
29235 29236 29468
>>29226
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's

>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now

>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29235
29237 29238
>>29234
the tower moved over port barry.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29236
29238
>>29234
Could've sworn I implied it somewhere..
Oh well.

*humps legs*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29237
29240
>>29235
also why the hell did we name it port barry, when the actual barry is a douche?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29238
29242 29244 29245
1510378059043.png
>>29235
If we did then that is convenient

>>29236
Stabby pony waifu must stay free from prion contamination

>>29220
I really wanted to hear you answer that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29239
29241
>>29231
Was that really fucking 2 months ago...

Holy fuck
>>29220
If it isn't just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer I don't get it either
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29240
29243 29468
>>29237
You mean the asshole Thez killed?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29241
29245
>>29239
>just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer
That's the whole thing.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29242
29256
>>29238
>prion contamination
Wat?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29243
29246
>>29240
yea.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29244
29249
>>29238
>that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Wat?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29245
>>29241
I figured
>>29238
Great, wheres that insulin
>>29225
Same
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29246
29248
>>29243
Tracy still has his clothes and skeleton.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29248
29250
>>29246
kek really?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29249
29252 29253
>>29244
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29250
>>29248
Yeah. She dragged-away every coworker GM killed.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29251
29253
1510796718000-2.png
>tfw i never fount any ziggers
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29252
>>29249
thats pretty cute desu
>Tracy Sentry
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29253
29254 29255 29261
>>29249
Idk. For that matter, you haven't actually given Trumpaladin a real name yet (didn't he just work for another guy named Trump in his universe?).
>>29251
I kept meaning to remind you about that, but I was always too busy doing math...
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29254
29255 29261 29266
>>29253
i thought he was an imperial guard?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29255
29257 29258 29261 29263
>>29253
>Trump has the least backstory
Booooooooooooo
>>29254
Idk, I should start taking notes...
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29256
29259 29260
>>29242
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29257
29264 29267
>>29255
actually tracy has the least.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29258
29261 29267
>>29255
It's because he's just been self-inserting the whole time.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29259
29261
>>29256
>Prions only effect humans though.

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29260
29261
>>29256
>cannibalism
She's a horse/monster: it's not cannibalism if she's eating other species.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29261
29262 29264 29267
>>29253
>>29254
>>29255
I had like two pages written and a whole backstory planned out for him. I stopped though after I got salty

>>29258
Oh fuck off

>>29259
BSE is cows

>>29260
child
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29262
29267
>>29261
you should continue id like to know more about trump.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29263
29267
>>29255
open a txt its not that hard.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29264
29265
>>29257
Tracy's background is the same as her memes.
I implied that she was following bounties looking for her husband shortly before she died.
>>29261
>child
It isn't (entirely) hoo-man either. Also, that's not how prions work.
On that note
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29265
29269
>>29264
centuar?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29266
>>29254
>imperial guard
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29267
29268
>>29257
Nah, cause Tracy's faggot already had it written out for him.
>>29258
Kek
>>29261
>oh fuck off
Its a joke, not Tracy's feminine benis...
Dont take it so hard
>>29262
This
>>29263
Computer isn't quite working still

Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29268
29272
>>29267
theres a memo app on most tablets.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29269
>>29265
Idk how it's going to work out, desu...
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29270
29271 29273
Goddamn I feel shitty and sad for how everything has turned out