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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
814 replies and 73 files omitted.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28858
934.png

Tay
urAvi
?
No.28861
28864
>>28860 →
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28862
PLZ NO RAPE ME
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28863
28865 28866
fireball1.jpg
Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28864
>>28857
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one

Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28865
28867 28869
>>28863
This
I'd rather have Torc fuck a dragon than Tay
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28866
28869
>>28863
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to kill Kiynen investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28867
28871 28874
>>28865
[Burst out into tears]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28868
28870
Darth Infernuis Preston Engaged.png

Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28869
>>28865
Perfect.
>>28866
Mostly, because I want to be there, and explore wherever he's taking her on the map.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28870
28872 28873
>>28868
Does he seriously have a tattoo?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28871
28876
>>28867
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28872
28873
>>28870
This
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28873
28875
>>28870
>>28872
which tattoo?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28874
>>28867
NOT WORKING THIS TIME BITCH
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28875
28877 28885
>>28873
The retarded one.
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28876
28878
>>28871
You really mean that? [Sniffs]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28877
>>28875
no its not that obvious..... yet
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28878
28879 28880
>>28876
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28879
28881 28882
>>28878
>white knighting this hard
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28880
28882
>>28878
I might take you up on your offer then.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28881
28882
>>28879
He only white-knights when he wants to.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28882
28883 28886
>>28879
Did you see yourself with the dragon?

>>28880
"Which offer?"

>>28881
This
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28883
28890
>>28882
The one you are hopeing im talking about. Hehe
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28884
Where is everyone atm?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28885
28887
>>28875
Which one is the retarded one?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28886
28890
>>28882
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28887
28892
>>28885
>jude star
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28888
28889 28892
black knight.jpg
Black knights ftw
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28889
>>28888
this.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28890
28891 28892
>>28886
SHE KILLED FIVE OF MY MEN YOU CUNT

>>28883
*is confused*
"Yes, we can do that"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28891
28893
>>28890
Unzip it.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28892
28895
>>28887
"Its cute"
>>28890
They got better,....
>>28888
Can't argue with those digits

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28893
28896
>>28891
"Uh... I'm not sure I can do that. You're pretty and all but..."
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28894
28905
"thez will you help me interrogate the drow?"
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28895
28905
>>28892
Has Tracy arrived yet?
What has Killy been doing?
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28896
28897
>>28893
Oh you know tracy wouldnt mind.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28897
28898
>>28896
"You sure? Also, we're flying right now. Kind of dangerous"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28898
28899
>>28897
Danger is hot, take it out.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28899
28900
>>28898
Displays ring
"I'm engaged though"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28900
28902
>>28899
Oh. Okay :(
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28901
tfw the ride starts.jpg
*Earth shakes*
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28902
28903
>>28900
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
urAvi
?
No.28903
28904 28905
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>28902
Bluff
Well now that i think about it oral is okay in the code.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28904
28906
>>28903
"Uh, Black Knights for the win?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28905
28910
>>28894
"Sure, gimme a moment."
>>28895
Kiynen the dragon?
>Blackguard stuffs
Uhm, grey area
>>28903
Oral is,... okay?
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28906
28907
>>28904
[Turns around to face trump]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28907
28908
>>28906
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
urAvi
?
No.28908
28909
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>28907
Anal is fine too.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28909
28911
>>28908
"I'm not sure... Tracy seemed to not like it when Thez locked me in a room"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28910
28926
outlast_2__the_horse_of_death__by_oniijuice-dbaejdk.jpg
>>28905
Can Tracy go see her?
Also, how many bodies are there, ballpark?
urAvi
?
No.28911
28912 28914
[1d20+10 = 19]
>>28909
Well what if we dont tell her?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28912
28913 28915
>>28911
"You sure?"
urAvi
?
No.28913
[1d20+10 = 21]
>>28912
I wont tell her if you dont.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28914
28919
>>28911
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28915
28916 28926
Spoilered
>>28912
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28916
28917
>>28915
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28917
28918
Spoilered
>>28916
>'What do you mean 'what should I do?' What's happening?'
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28918
28920
>>28917
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'

\r
tay
BVJ0t
?
No.28919
28922 28923 28926
>>28914
thats not it at all if you want to do vaginal we can :) [gropes]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28920
28922
>>28918
>'Nothing to worry about, carry on
>*cuts out, because you're more than a mile away by now*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28921
28926 28927
GM, how many bodies?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28922
28924
>>28919
"Uh... I'm not saying I don't want it..."

>>28920
We should be circling the city, but if she hangs up the phone...
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28923
28924 28926
>>28919
*she can feel that he wants it*
tay
BVJ0t
?
No.28924
28925
>>28922
>>28923
just let me do all the work. ;p you'll feel good desu.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28925
>>28924
"Uh... okay?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28926
28928 28929
>>28910
Her being Kiynan?
>bodies
Lots, plenty
>>28915
That sure looks like tacid approval GM says w/ a bit of blood drooling from his nose
>>28919
She's so casually sexy, is there any permanence to her interests? Does it matter?
>>28921
Too many
>>28923
>nosebleed
Oh get on with it!
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28927
28979
>>28921
>"Tracy!"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28928
28930
>>28926
[Undoes cod piece]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28929
28932
>>28926
>Her being Kiynan?
Yes.
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28930
28931
>>28928
How big is it? [Out of character.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28931
28933
>>28930
Big of course
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28932
28934 28936
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',... hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28933
28937
>>28931
Oh hey there little guy your about to be really happy.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28934
28935
>>28932
">rape is bad"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28935
>>28934
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28936
28942
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>28932
".... Are you going to eat all of those?"
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28937
>>28933
[Strokes little trump.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28938
28940
*continues flying*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28939
28945
Thez is doubly suspicious now

Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28940
28941
>>28938
X
You're bigger than torc.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28941
28943
>>28940
Kek
"You gonna ride me?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28942
28944
>>28936
"Over time, yes I was. I thought they were unwanted."

Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28943
28947 28951
>>28941
[Mounts trump.]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28944
28960
>>28942
*nose twitches*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28945
>>28939
>inb4 ebin is lurking
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28946
28948
I feel really bad for Fae right now
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28947
28949
>>28943
Thez is triply suspicious now.
"Alright, which one are you? Zald? Taze? Bost? Someone else?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28948
>>28946
They're not accustomed to flying long distances either...
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28949
28950
>>28947
Im Just a simple meme farmer. Im not trolling.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28950
28952
>>28949
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28951
28954 28979
>>28943
>'Tracy!'
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28952
28953 28955
>>28950
Im play taylor swifts love life.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28953
>>28952
This

*Is Still being ridden, though I bet Fae is about ready to dump us now*
FT5OG
?
No.28954
28956
[1d20 = 3]
>>28951
Why so quite?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28955
28957 28958
>>28952
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28956
28961
>>28954
"Uh... I still don't know if Tracy approves. Also I think she might be doing sketchy shit"
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28957
28961
>>28955
Shhhh! Not now GM-Thez
\r
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28958
28961
>>28955
Its interesting.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28959
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28960
Untitled.jpg
>>28944
*sniffs*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28961
28962
>>28958
>>28957
>>28956
"Fine, for now, but I won't abide your stone-walling for long, and the night is young." e_e
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28962
28963 28964
>>28961
I can stop if it makes you guys uncomfortable.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28963
>>28962
Only stop for Trumpaladin (because I gotta do math when that happens).
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28964
>>28962
i don't care.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28965
>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28968
>>28966
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28969
28970 28971
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28970
Look of Doom.png
>>28969
Spit it out
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28971
28972 28974
>>28969
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28972
28973 28975
>>28971
>fuggin
Bloody hell...!
Where?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28973
28975 28976 29029
>>28972
I've sent out two >"Tracy!" messages
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28974
28982
>>28971
so about that Drow.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28975
>>28973
>>28972
he did.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28976
28978 28979
>>28973
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28977
28981
>*wishes he could go back to cropping screenshots*
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28978
>>28976
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28979
Tracy! calls confirmed,... though,.... Not white-knighting but,....
>>28927
>>28951

>>28976
Just back-read
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28980
28981
..... Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28981
28983
>>28977
>>28980
>"Spit it out and don't do that again, I'll knock the bitch off and she won't be near me again"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28982
28985
>>28974
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28983
28984
>>28981
>Spit it out
Wat?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28984
28986
>>28983
>"Spit it out"
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28985
>>28982
hoped what?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28986
28987
>>28984
Wat? Wat's going on?
I'm sorry. I've been preoccupied with making content...
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28987
28988 28989
>>28986
Tracy is eating human remains
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28988
>>28987
communist remains
>FTFY
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28989
28990 28992
>>28987
How does he know what she's doing? He can't actually read her mind.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28990
28991
>>28989
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28991
28992 29007
>>28990
She was hungry for hands. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28992
28994 28998 29000 29029
1503322901458-2.png
>>28989
>>28991
Either she can spit it out and not put any in her mouth again, and Tay and Trumpaladin "fail a ride check," or she can eat it, and potentially have a third female in the group pregnant. The choice is yours, but it is your choice
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28993
28996 29000 29001
>facepalm
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28994
28995 28998 29000
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.
>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28995
>>28994
While I'm gone*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28996
28997 28998
>>28993
woah what? its over?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28997
28999
>>28996
Ask the others
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28998
>>28996
>>28994
>>28992

Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28999
29000 29002
>>28997
id rather the game not end.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29000
>>28994
>>28993
>>28999
I'm waiting on an answer to >>28992

Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29001
29002
>>28993
>come back
>good-game
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29002
29003 29005 29007
>>28999
Me too, but its pretty obvious at this point that there are differences that are not reconcilable, and that the players behind them can't let bygones be bygones.
>>29001
Nah, ur in the clear this time.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29003
29004 29005
>>29002
tracy and trump?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29004
29006
>>29003
Read back, reach your own conclusions, its not like this is going anywhere at the moment
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29005
29029
>>29003
>>29002
I just want a no-eating people no-fucking people quid pro quo
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29006
>>29004
i've be reading the whole time. its either tracy and trump or taylor.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29007
29008
>>29002
WOO HOO
So, anyway...
>>28991
I had the rumblies
>TRACY
That only hands could satisfy
>>29002
???? What differences damnit!
The game isn't dying on my watch
Plz no, I don't wanna quit
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29008
29009
>>29007
i know i've got attached to infernuis.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29009
29010 29012
>>29008
I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29010
29011 29012
>>29009
you're a good man torcs faggot.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29011
29014
>>29010
You too infernius' faggot
GM answer damnit, whats the problem?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29012
>>29009
>>29010
ill help in whatever ways possible that doesn't include fugging taylor.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29013
e18.jpg
gm pls respond
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29014
29015 29016 29017
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,... what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,...
>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.

I am responding faggot

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29015
29029
>>29014
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29016
>>29014
Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29017
>>29014
>Rude
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29018
29021
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29019
29021 29022
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29020
29022
951329__safe_artist-colon-brendahickey_rarity_spoiler-colon-comic_spoiler-colon-comicff19_crying_despair_idw_ocular gushers_reaction image_sad.png
>mfw phone is kill
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29021
>>29018
Uhhh,
OHHHHH
"Faggots playing their characters with flaws and quirks, and then expect everyone to accept that. But other characters having quirks and flaws? Nope go change to be how I envision you" kinda thing?
>>29019
Can we just admit TrumpXTracy is what your talking about?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29022
29024
150330509485_20170822 (1).JPG
>>29019
Reeeeee! Every problem can be resolved through deal making!

>>29020
I know the feel. My phone's touch screen barely works, wi-fi won't work, and the hotspot for my laptop barely sets up
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29024
29025 29026 29028
>>29022
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29025
>>29024
Damn it, it is what i thought it was
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29026
>>29024
i have problems articulating myself as well.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29027
29031
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29028
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>29024
That makes me sad....

I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29029
29030 29031
>>28973
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992
>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005
>communist
>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29030
29031 29032 29040
>>29029
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.

It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends

Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck

Just make the trade off
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29031
29033
>>29029
>>29030
Hmmm, I wonder who GM was talking about in post
>>29027

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29032
29034 29035
>>29030
why does it bother you if tracy eats corpses? the baby?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29033
29039
>>29031
this.

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29034
29042
>>29032
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29035
29036 29037 29038 29040
>>29032
Because eating humans is fucking haram. Like the most haram thing
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29036
29038 29039
>>29035
Trump dies of a heart attack. Thez eats his face.
Anything else?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29037
>>29035
tracy ISN'T the same species so its okay.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29038
>>29036
>>29035
JEJ this is when you know you pissed the gm off alot.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29039
>>29033
I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS

>>29036
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29040
>>29030
>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030
>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29041
29042
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
Anything else?
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29042
>>29034
>allegorical baby
I think I know where you are going with that....

Maybe
>>29041
Tracy falls asleep sudenly and has a dream of trump taking the baby

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29043
29044 29045
Please give one quid pro quo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29044
>>29043
>one
I've given you two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder
>no >rape
>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29045
29046 29049
>>29043
fuck, ill give you one. if it means getting the game on the road.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29046
>>29045
This
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29047
29053
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29048
29049
Just no eating human today for no sex with Taylor today.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29049
>>29048
>>29045
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29050
29052 29053
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29051
29053 29054 29055 29056 29057
Fine then, I'll quit
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29052
>>29050
its like an junji ito manga.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29053
>>29047
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051
Fucking hell, we don't want that
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29054
>>29051
i dont want you to quit i just want to play.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29055
>>29051
May I ask why?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29056
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29051

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29057
29058 29117
>>29051
Damn it trump no body wants you to quit.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29058
>>29057
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29059
29061
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29061
29062
>>29059
>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29062
29068
>>29061
Are you asking for permission? Go for it, I really don't give a fuck right now.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29063
29064 29117
>am sad now.