Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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PLZ NO RAPE ME
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Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
>>28857
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one
Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
>>28863
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here tokill Kiynen investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to
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>>28867
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
>>28876
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
Where is everyone atm?
>>28882
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
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Black knights ftw
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*Earth shakes*
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
>>28900
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
>>28906
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
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>>28911
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
>>28912
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
>>28915
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
>>28917
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'
\r
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'
\r
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',... hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
>>28934
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
>>28949
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
>>28952
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."
>"I am so sorry.."
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>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
>>28966
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
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>>28969
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
>>28973
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
>>28976
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out"
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out"
..... Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...
>>28974
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
>>28989
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
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>facepalm
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.
>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
>>28993
>come back
>good-game
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
>come back
>good-game
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
>>29008
I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.
I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.
gm pls respond
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,... what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,...
>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.
I am responding faggot
>>29014
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
>>29014
Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
>mfw phone is kill
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
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>>29022
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
>>29024
That makes me sad....
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
That makes me sad....
I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
>>28973
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992
>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005
>communist
>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992
>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005
>communist
>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
>>29029
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.
It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends
Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck
Just make the trade off
>>29032
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even
>>29033
I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS
>>29036
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS
>>29036
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
>>29030
>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030
>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030
>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
Anything else?
Anything else?
>>29043
>one
I've given you two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder
>no >rape
>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
>one
I've given you two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder
>no >rape
>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.
>>29047
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051
Fucking hell, we don't want that
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051
Fucking hell, we don't want that
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29051
>>29051
>>29057
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
>>29059
>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
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