Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.
Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.
At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>29485
It doesn't have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
It doesn't have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.
Also it will be spoopy.
.>>29484
This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
>>29491
>Unnecessary
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
>Unnecessary
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
>>29497
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
>>29498
I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
[1d20 = 12]
>>29493
This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
>>29493
This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
>>29501
>jealousy
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
>jealousy
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
>>29504
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
>>29510
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
\r
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
\r
>>29511
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated to qualify
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
\r
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated to qualify
What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
\r
>>29512
>domesticated
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
>domesticated
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
>>29513
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
>>29511
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
>>29529
Pic related
>>29530
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
Pic related
>>29530
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
>>29532
Well, that and the sharp teeth...
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
Well, that and the sharp teeth...
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
>>29535
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Topkek!
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Topkek!
When was the /sp/ GETs? Was it april or may? We might consider celebrating that once in a while.
When you use the Alter Self ability, do poisons count as physical characteristics? I.e, if you turn into a giant scorpion, would your stinger be venomous?
I'm going to bed for the third time now. I have work tomorrow.
>>29543
Damn, was it that much later? Plenty of time then.
>>29547
No. In the same sense that your understanding of a dragon's breath weapon is not sufficient to replicate one physiologically(and therefore though polymorph, shape change, or alteraction spell one doesn't "get flaming breath")
Tl;dr No Trans-species shit in this house.
Damn, was it that much later? Plenty of time then.
>>29547
No. In the same sense that your understanding of a dragon's breath weapon is not sufficient to replicate one physiologically(and therefore though polymorph, shape change, or alteraction spell one doesn't "get flaming breath")
Tl;dr No Trans-species shit in this house.
>>29545
Also, where the hell are you getting the Tracy Cage OC as "canibalistic, man-eating, and predatory." I have been through mountains of Tracy Cafe OC, and I'm seen none of that. What I see in Tracy's character is
1. She's a complete and total bitch. Basically Lime Stone Pie's personality type
2. She's a murderer, especially through knives. She loves stabbing
3. She plays Soccer. A lot, for the /mlp/ team
4. She loves her /mlp/ comrades, and is seen alongside them as a sort of representative of a time in that board's history it was vibrant.
Less commonly, but still present, she takes ponies with strap ons, and she has sex with lots of random partners, generally for the purpose of getting pregnant. What I don't see is canibalism or those other things you named. If those exist at all, they are extremely rare. They are not a part of her character.
Stop trying to pretend /mlp/'s mascot is that much of a monster, it offends me
\r
Also, where the hell are you getting the Tracy Cage OC as "canibalistic, man-eating, and predatory." I have been through mountains of Tracy Cafe OC, and I'm seen none of that. What I see in Tracy's character is
1. She's a complete and total bitch. Basically Lime Stone Pie's personality type
2. She's a murderer, especially through knives. She loves stabbing
3. She plays Soccer. A lot, for the /mlp/ team
4. She loves her /mlp/ comrades, and is seen alongside them as a sort of representative of a time in that board's history it was vibrant.
Less commonly, but still present, she takes ponies with strap ons, and she has sex with lots of random partners, generally for the purpose of getting pregnant. What I don't see is canibalism or those other things you named. If those exist at all, they are extremely rare. They are not a part of her character.
Stop trying to pretend /mlp/'s mascot is that much of a monster, it offends me
\r
>>29552
I was working Xp
Whenever Torcuil shows up, Thez <whooof> wants to know. "WHERE ARE THE SLEEVES, AND THE BELT, AND THE OTHER TOOLS?" She seems pleasant, but there's something to her tone of voice. She wants 'em now.
I was working Xp
Whenever Torcuil shows up, Thez <whooof> wants to know. "WHERE ARE THE SLEEVES, AND THE BELT, AND THE OTHER TOOLS?" She seems pleasant, but there's something to her tone of voice. She wants 'em now.
BUT, I posted the John Motherfucking Elway thread ON /sp/ XP
Football
>be me
>be wearing "Burned Juice" shirt at grocery store
>clerk asks "Is that a um,... what is it, My Little Pony?" (literally, that grammar and phrasing,...)
>chuckle.jpg
>refrain from saying "Yes its the Nazi Pone"
>say "Yes it is."
>smile.png
>silence 4 rest of transaction
>#winning
>be wearing "Burned Juice" shirt at grocery store
>clerk asks "Is that a um,... what is it, My Little Pony?" (literally, that grammar and phrasing,...)
>chuckle.jpg
>refrain from saying "Yes its the Nazi Pone"
>say "Yes it is."
>smile.png
>silence 4 rest of transaction
>#winning
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Tracy momentarily returns to the tower so that her faggot can roll for eggs
Tracy momentarily returns to the tower so that her faggot can roll for eggs
>>29551
Yeah, I write retarded crap when I'm half asleep (I miss my charts). What I described was closer to Pinkamena.
I was going to delet that, but it seems like it already was.
Yeah, I write retarded crap when I'm half asleep (I miss my charts). What I described was closer to Pinkamena.
I was going to delet that, but it seems like it already was.
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>>29566
And I get triggered by innocuous bullshit and write emotional responses pretty much every time it's past 12 AM...
I deleted the post because GM said "that gives me an idea," which made me think "oh shit! Another monster has been unleashed! Not again!" So I deleted the post in a really ineffective form of damage control...
I was actually thinking of Pinkamena last night as well, wondering if you had gotten the two confused, as both are stabby murder horses but Pinkamena is a cannibal while Tracy is just stabby (and bitchy).
The interesting thing about Pinkamena's cannibalism, I think, is that it seems to be a sexual motivation. That is to say, I think Pinkamena is a more or less normal serial killer who is at once a sociopath, and is sexually gratified by her kills. I think she has a permutation of voraphilia in addition to her sadism. If you read the original "cupcakes," there's a scene where Pinkie cuts flesh out of Dash's flank/leg, then eats some, but then puts it in Dash's mouth and encourages her to enjoy it. That seems pretty clearly sexual to me.
>>29567
You wanna try that again?
And I get triggered by innocuous bullshit and write emotional responses pretty much every time it's past 12 AM...
I deleted the post because GM said "that gives me an idea," which made me think "oh shit! Another monster has been unleashed! Not again!" So I deleted the post in a really ineffective form of damage control...
I was actually thinking of Pinkamena last night as well, wondering if you had gotten the two confused, as both are stabby murder horses but Pinkamena is a cannibal while Tracy is just stabby (and bitchy).
The interesting thing about Pinkamena's cannibalism, I think, is that it seems to be a sexual motivation. That is to say, I think Pinkamena is a more or less normal serial killer who is at once a sociopath, and is sexually gratified by her kills. I think she has a permutation of voraphilia in addition to her sadism. If you read the original "cupcakes," there's a scene where Pinkie cuts flesh out of Dash's flank/leg, then eats some, but then puts it in Dash's mouth and encourages her to enjoy it. That seems pretty clearly sexual to me.
>>29567
You wanna try that again?
In the mean time, Tracy cast the necessary spells on her items in making.
>>29575
>Implying deleting his post won't just encourage him to do whatever he was doing twice as awful
>>29577
Tracy brought her shit with her. I.e. the belt, the hilts to the weapons, several un-enchanted daggers, the cloaks, the help, etc.
That way, she could ask the gnomes for advice on speeding-up their progress.
>Implying deleting his post won't just encourage him to do whatever he was doing twice as awful
>>29577
Tracy brought her shit with her. I.e. the belt, the hilts to the weapons, several un-enchanted daggers, the cloaks, the help, etc.
That way, she could ask the gnomes for advice on speeding-up their progress.
>>29575
The cannibalism theme isn't nearly as strong in Tracy's character, but it's there, subtly.
>tfw Tracy folder was on phone..
The cannibalism theme isn't nearly as strong in Tracy's character, but it's there, subtly.
>tfw Tracy folder was on phone..
Tay should go to Krenshal, desu. Bard is the favored class for gnomes, and she could plausibly find some good Bard tools there.
For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
For that matter, how many more nearby places on the map do we have to explore?
>>29591
We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
We'll return first, so you'll have your chance. I'm just not sure it would go so much better the second time than it did the first
>>29590
"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
*polishes helm*
"Oh wait. I forgot the Bull's Strength for the Gauntlets, and Eagle's Splendor for the Circlet."
*polishes helm*
>>29595
No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post
>>29596
Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
\r
No. You wrote "Cyrodil" which didn't seem to me to correspond either to Cardishill (or Cardishore, I don't know) or The Court City, so I took a guess and figured you were referring to Cardishill in that post
>>29596
Tell me if the wisdom spell bonus can apply to level 2s, or if unused level 3 and 4 spells can be spent on level 2
\r
>>29599
14, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day
*Polishes pony*
14, I believe. I think that's just precisely the amount he needs to have access to all of his spells. And a +2 wisdom bonus, which I am not sure, but I think that means he can cast an additional 2 spells per day
*Polishes pony*
>>29600
Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
Tracy waited in line for a long-ass time in line, and lost all of her special knives in security.
>>29600
Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with all of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
Tracy was forced into line and lead into the dome, and was made to part with all of her knives, including a neat mythril one I bought her in Port Barry. You were swept away in the line. I was also herded into the line but was better positioned
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What's the upper-limit to how big of a sword I can make/wield? Lenos's is twelve feet long, right?
I g2g for a bit.
>>29610
It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts...
>>29612
Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
\r
It would be easy enough for a rogue to just get in line, make a bluff to exit, don a mask of disguise, bluff and steal the knives and maybe other items left in bins, ad then sneak away in stealth, but we just have to kill all creativity with short-cuts...
>>29612
Let the heavy infantry (Infernius) do heavy infantry stuff. You managed to kill two giants and harm a balor with daggers in the past, so I don't understand the complaint
\r
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>>29621
I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in really dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
I still want to make the Berserk Sword really big though. It'll likely come in handy in really dire circumstances, like when fighting an entire legion.
I want to make it out of Cold Iron.
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>>29634
Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
Ikr. Especially when they have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed. I've written several stories with cursed objects in them, because I think they're just so wicked.
>>29633
>>29632
>>29635
>>29634
What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.
>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.
Like I said
>>29632
>>29635
>>29634
What do you mean we don't have cursed gear? Infernius has the arms that constantly eat him, and needs perpetual healing to stay alive. Trumpaladin has Tracy as a mount.
>have some kind of horrible, profane cost, like daily sacrifice, or driving the user to insanity; or when they had some terrible history that caused them to become cursed.
Like I said
>>29636
>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
>we don't have
I didn't say we didn't have any. I said they were cool.
>Tracy as a mount.
Reeeeeeeeeee!Mountsaren'titems,andshe doesn'tcurseyou.Stopobjectifying her!Thisiswhyweneedequinism.
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Actually, you know Soros's severed arm that Tracy collected his blood from; you think it'd make for some decent armor/weapons?
>>29641
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
Idk if there's any blood left, but fiend tissue doesn't perish, as to my knowledge.
Could make for a sick gauntlet though. Think of like Demon Armor, but only a single clawed gauntlet.
>>29644
>poison Tracy?
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
>poison Tracy?
It didn't "poison" her per say, but yes, that arm.
>Isn't as strong as dragon
Demon armor is a badass set of Armor though. Anyway, the benefits would mostly be in the enchantments cast on it.
Also, I just realized. Only Lenos has the necessary Epic Craft feats to create dragonskin armor...
>>29651
>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
>Now he cares about "respect"
Just go out into the mountains further south, look for a red dragon to attack you (that's Silver country too), kill it, take its hide, and then ask lenos politely if he'll help you
>>29653
>respect
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
>respect
I mean come on, would you like it if a non hoo-man asked you to help her craft some armor out of hoo-man skulls?
Silver armor sounds pretty swank though.. We should bring Steve Irwin as bait.
Shit, I can go dragon hunting myself with Fae. Infernius can come too.
>>29656
>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares
>Silver armor
We're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29656
>Human Skulls
Evidently I am the only person who cares
>Silver armor
We're not killing one if we find it
>Torcuil is rape bait
Tempting, but smaller parties for smaller targets
>>29657
>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
>smaller parties for smaller targets
You don't bring small parties if you're going to hunt large creatures. Have you ever been on a boar hunt?
>not killing one if we find it
Depends on circumstances.
Tracy scribes another Shatter scroll.
>>29660
>boar hunt
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
>circumstances
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
>boar hunt
No. I've been on a black dragon hunt and that was a cluster fuck with too may people
>circumstances
Well, they are lawful good, and don't really attack without very clear provocation, so I'm not sure what circumstances would lead to that. Also, a silver is probably more likely to be too big to kill
>>29662
>provocation
That's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
>provocation
That's what Steve Irwin is for.
>more likely to be too big to kill
That's what the rest of the party is for.
>thez
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>>29681
>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..
>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.
>I don't have the temperament…
You could definitely work on that..
>go alone
For what? You have to have a reason first.That's what Torc is for.
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