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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
814 replies and 62 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.29687
29694
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>tfw too shitty of a personality for even fictional relationships
Mrs. Sentry
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No.29688
29689 29693 29694 29698
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Alright, I know I'm playing an ebil character, so it's not really my place to be critical, but am I the only one who thinks that venturing into a sentient creature's sovereign territory, of whom you have not yet met and has not harmed you, with the intent of killing it for personal gain, doesn't count as Good or Lawful? Even if it's an ebil creature, doesn't that violate the NAP?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29689
29691
>>29688
im not an ancap. am natsoc.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29690
am sleep dont go dragon hunting without me trump.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29691
29692 29698
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>>29689
Yeah, but Nazis still respect national property rights, don't they? A dragon's mountain counts as the property/territory of itself and its family, doesn't it?
Idk, something just gets me about venturing onto someone else's property to kill them for their treasure/money/skin...
I won't stop you if that's what you really want to do though. My character's ebil anyway, so she doesn't give a fuck.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29692
>>29691
>national property right
national borders and property rights*
Anonymous
Nab6V
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No.29693
>>29688
First off, this is the reason I don't want more than Inferius and I. Because the rest of you are prone to engage in petty democrat-grade moralizing that will just kill the action.

Second, have you ever read Hobbes's Leviathan? Or Locke's Second Treatise on Government? The essence of the "NAP," or natural law, is "I'd rather not get murdered, so let's all agree not to murder one another, unless we think they will murder us first." It's a tacit covanent not to attack when it's in your interest. Chaotic evil entities, by definition, do not keep covanents of non-violence. If they did, they'd have an alignment besides chaotic evil. They'd be lawful or neutral or something. Red dragons will venture outside of their ranges and are generally a threat
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29694
29696 29698
>>29688
This
>>29687
Me irl
>>29677
>thumb up ass
Who's ass?
>includes Torc
Ouch, that hurt

What did thez want?
>>29560
Kek
>>29558
Ill regret this, BUT find one of Torc


Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29696
29697
>>29694
>What did Thez want?
She was looking for her items, apparently.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29697
29699
>>29696
Troc doesn't have them
X0onR
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No.29698
29700
>>29688
>>29691
>>29695
>>29694
Look, I came into this game intending to play a General Ripper character who obsessively fears and tries to destroy whereever even remotely reasonable certain evil entities. Initially, this was all evil outsider creatures, but is sort of expanded to all creatures that between lawful and good haven't picked one. The Durpistan affair has kind of shaken me, but I never intended and still do not intend to play a character who will be more sympathetic to a criminal than the criminal's victims. So I'm'a go out and find a dragon of evil alignment and make a wedding present out of its corpse.
\r
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29699
29701 29702 29703
>>29562
The belt, yes. She knows that, the belt (girdle) she's talking about was among the things Infernius dropped off with TOrcuil when he was having a hissy fit.
>>29563
No, well, sorta.
>>29589
Are you kidding? We won't run out, though I will have increasing difficulty over time A. remembering it all, and B. making each area unique.
>>29596
Exactly how many items is Tracy working on right now?
>>29628
I'll probably work them in at some point
>>29644
THAT'S some cruel poetry!
>>29646
"Please save the demon scales for me k?"
>>29653
Yeah, it wouldn't be a D&D campaign without a Great Wyrm Red Dragon
>>29679
Wait, "rescue Torcuil?" Did I miss something?
>>29697
He was GIVEN them, back when Infernius was going to run off and an hero cuz Thez had her way with Trump.
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29700
>>29698
Alright. I respect that.
I'm just feeling preachy today for some godawful reason.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29701
29705
>>29699
OH HIS SHIT
"Its at my cave, you can come with with me to pick it up"
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29702
>>29699
>rescue
News to me too
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29703
29704 29705 29706
>>29699
> save the demon scales
Thez would look pretty badass with a jet-black, clawed gauntlet, desu.
>how mant items
.... a lot... Give me a moment to list..
>Did I miss something?
Just more >rape jokes about Torc being kidnapped by a Silver Slut.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29704
>>29703
Rude bastards
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29705
29708
>>29701
"Thank you. I can't use the sleeves anymore, but I will need the girdle, and whatever else he left with you."
>>29703
Well, that would work too, but meta she wants to make an amulet of natural armor.
>list
All at the same time?

Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29706
29707 29711
>>29703
Items:
>Belt of Giant's Strength
>Guantlets of Ogre Power
>Mace of Blood (Wanted to make it into a Mace of Terror if possible, after enough time... next year..)
>Berserk Sword (very little progress on it though)
>Cloak of Charisma (already completed, but being made better over time)
>A Mask of Disguise and a bag of Darkness-enchanted kunai for Ponimaru as a gift (I've been counting every day she didn't cast a second-level spell)
>Shatterspike
>several low-level daggers
>Ring of Animal friendship (whenever I can get the scrolls for it, and then wait another month...)
Phalactery of Faithfullness (would only take one day, but need Infernius to enchant it
Yeah... I guess I'm overstepping my bounds here...
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29707
29710
>>29706
Forgot the:
>Circlet of Persuasion
..Haha....
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29708
29709 29711
>>29705
"Okay, lets go."
Torc teleports to his cave and grabs the stuff to hand to Thez. By the way, you know more about this world than me. Is there anyon earound that could teach me some...
Um...
Nature skills, thats what I wanted to say."
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29709
>>29708
>Nature skills
Ask Trollestia.
Learn to properly chew your cud.
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29710
>>29707
*polishes Helmet*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29711
29712 29713
>>29706
My only issue is that you're only allowed to make or have one item to work on at a time.
>>29708
"Uhm,... I don't know much about nature, and everyone I did know is long since passed. Hmmmm. What kinda nature? Are we talking druid nature, or elven nature,... "call of nature" perhaps?"
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29712
29713 29716
>>29711
Define "at a time"
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29713
29714 29718
>>29711
"Definatly not call of nature. Umm, how the hell do I describe it....
I guess druid would be closest"
Would ranger be closest to druid or?
>>29712
What is time?
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29714
29715
>>29713
Ranger is about closest to druid, relatively that is.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29715
>>29714
I figured
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29716
29717
>>29712
I mean, Ah heh hem:
>TO create magic items, spellcasters use special feats. They invest time, money, and their own personal energgy (in the form of experience points oh yeah, surprise) in an item's creation. [...]
Magic supplies for items are always half of the base price in gp and 1/25 the price in XP. For many items the market value equals the base price, except GM is an asshole. For example, a cloak of elvenkind has a market price (and base price) of 2,500gp. Making one costs 1250gp in raw materials plus 100 XP.
[...]
The caster works 8 hours each day. They cannot rush the process by working longer each day (NO OVERTIME). But the days need not be consecutive, and the caster can use the rest of their time as they see fit. A character who takes a break from item creation to murder should keep track of how many days of work remain on that item.

Oh you're gonna love this next bit..

>[i]A character can work on only one item at a time. If a character starts work on a new item, all materials used and XP spent on the under-construction items are wasted./i]
The secrets of creating artifacts are long lost.

However, these rules don't account for autism, so I've refined it a bit.

I'll let you work on one item per day. You can be working on as many items as you want, but each day can only be put to one thing,
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29717
29718
>>29716
Okay. I've got it now.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29718
29720
>>29713
"Give me an archetype. Are we talking Yoda, or are we talking Qui-Gon? Do you mean the peace of nature or do you mean the wrath? Druids aren't exactly hippies."
>>29717
I'll allow that you are working on them all, and have some development of each. But yeah, without haxx making items is supposed to be a slower process according to the rules. But don't worry, this is mixed nuts.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29719
29720 29721
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Plan B: Kill anyone I can and/or steal their shit.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29720
29722
>>29718
"Uh, can I get back to you on that.
But probaly Qui-Gon..
Ah now I remember the word, Ranger. You framilier?"
>>29719
Plz no kill Torc

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29721
29723 29725 29738
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>>29719
I am disappoint that Tracy hasn't used Korak's pimp-cane btw. With a flick and a tap, it changes from gentlemen's cane to a schiavonna (I said it was a basket-hilt scottish claymore, but those were the old notes. I've located the correctly developed ones in the interim)
When in "sword" form, the whole of it looks like a glass sculpture, excepting the central handle lined with braided wire.
>pic related except glass-steel for the hand-guard, and a gorgeous wavy damascus pattern like this motherfucker does on the blade: https://youtu.be/RxPMUbCmYZ8 (skip to 8:55)
You guys should investigate your equipment sometimes. Some of it is uber in ways. Ever since.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29722
29725
>>29720
>ranger
"Yeah, what about it? What do you want to know?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29723
29724
>>29721
Beautiful. I've got it as her primary weapon.
I only ever wanted to make that Berserk Sword so she could keep ranging endlessly should come some dramatic scene where they had to hold off an entire army. Also, edginess: I love cursed items. I think I'll just give up on it for now though.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29724
>>29723
>that description
Oh, it'll happen. Don't you worry. XDDDDD

Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29725
29726 29729
>>29722
"Do you know anyone who could teach that shit to me?"
>>29721
Lets see, remind me of anything I forget.
>earcuff of blinking
>shield bracer thing
>rod that can move metal
>meta staff
>staff of ultimate power
>magic artillery lugers (how do those work again?)
>meme tome
>ring of jumping
>viagra dagger
Side note, who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger? I have words for them
>snek staff
Did I miss anything?

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29726
29727
>>29725
>who said it was stupid for Torc to have a dagger
I don't think anyone ever said that. Wizards are proficient in daggers.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29727
29728
>>29726
But someone called it stupid cause he has 2 guns and magic...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29728
>>29727
Idk who said that. but there's nothing wrong with having moar weaponz.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29729
29730 29736
>>29725
You missed two that I know of.
First, the Ring of CLIMBING and jumping is "the fuzzy spooder ring"
You forgot the boots of striding and springing. No bully, she stole them from Torcuil without him noticing. For two there was a ring of protection +3 IIRC, which he would still have.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29730
29731 29735
>>29729
>fuzzy spooder ring
I am pleased by this.
So, who took the fucking boots?
that cunt is gettin rekt.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29731
29732
>>29730
>who took the fucking boots?
Thez did.
>that cunt is gettin rekt
Careful, m8...
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29732
29733 29735 29743
>>29731
>Thez did
Aww fuk,
wait. When? I didn't know Torc ever even had these.
>Careful m8
She ain't the devil no more
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29733
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>>29732
>She ain't the devil no more
Well, she doesn't look like one...
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29734
29740
>>29733
She ain't got the powers of one either
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29735
29740
>>29732
>>29730
ill rek you m9.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29736
29737
>>29729
hey gm you still around?
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29737
>>29736
His philosophy rabbit is still up (not in it because very tired and mobilefagging with borrowed phone).
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29738
29739
>>29721
What is the size of Vanderiem? Medium or large?
Anonymous
kZMe9
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No.29739
>>29738
I think Bastard swords are large, but idk.
You also have that Shatterspike, fyi.
Anonymous
X0onR
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No.29740
29742 29763
>>29734
Hmmm... I will admit "kill Thez" was on my character's to-do list for a while, and I had to hold him off with the excuse "she's too big" and "she's pretty helpful some of the time." Then when the Golden Lady removed the devilish elements, I figured that the original justification for a hostile attitude - the evil outsider elements - had vanished, so that could be buried and Trumpaladin could try to be even friendly. Besides, the focus of "kill x party member" had gravitated towards Tracy, Tracy, and, well, Tracy.

But if you want to have fun with Thez... I'll think about it
>>29735
Oh come on man
X0onR
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No.29741
29743 29746 29763
>>29065
Okay, I feel like this "meta-gaming control" thing requires a much more in depth response than I ever gave it.

First of all, it's just impossible to not meta-game, and there is no way around that fact. For every single in-game post of action or dialogue, these threads have about 4 posts worth of meta talk or action or speculation. An obscenely large amount of information is spread through posts. By contrast, our in game characters never talk to each other. Thez and Inferius never told Trumpaladin or Tracy about their wedding. Tracy and Trumpaladin never told Torcuil or Inferius about their engagement. Nothing was told to Trumpaladin about Durpistan, except possibly a single remark by Tracy. I also want to point out that for some reason you insist on playing a character who absolutely refuses to tell any information to any other character, even when its transmission is essential to the progression of the plot and there is no reason at all for her not to do so. Think of the initial mention of Durpistan.

Second, you just can't un-know information from meta knowledge and separate it from player knowledge. That is not how the human mind works. Why was your characer (or mine, for that matter) in Durpistan? "To see the dragon," you'd say. But that's just wrong. Your character was never told that Torcuil was going to Durpistan, nor was mine. They were told he and the dragon were going to the sea, and then on the way (after GM suggested it) they went to durpistan. You can try to make up some bullshit about "oh well this was communicated before they left the bog" but this is nothing other than a post hoc justification for the fact that meta-knowledge is seeping through. likewise, I was pressured into "releasing a pigeon" because Infernius's faggot wanted to get into action before it disappeared, and he rushed through a conversation with Thez for the same purpose. And I can go on and on, but the simple fact is that to perfectly separate player-knowledge from character knowledge in a game like this where so much is said between players but characters refuse to talk to each other, requires a continual act of Orwellian Double-Think that is just not humanly possible.

Thirdly, keeping characters "oblivious" to the actions of another doesn't make the problem go away, it just replaces actual knowledge with the Suspicion and Paranoia Game. And that's a hell of a lot worse for Tracy, because I have to let my character's paranoia and suspicion judge Tracy instead of actual knowledge. Instead of Judging Tracy on what she actually does, I have to make Trumpaladin constantly suspicious of her actions, and extrapolate that what she does in front of him is a much better version of what she does away from him, and that what he finds out about is just a tiny portion of what she is actually doing. So every time she gets caught doing anything bad I have to penalize her five times over for it. In fact, I have to penalize her every-time she does something entirely within what is acceptable, but she does it in front of Trumpaladin and does it in a way that is improper. For example, she did nothing, or fairly little wrong during the Kefka fight and Golden Lady sequence, but I had to Penalize Tracy for her behavior there, because she was so monstrous that it suggested that it was just an astonishing coincidence that she chose an asshole victim, and she'd do the same or worse when he wasn't looking. If you'd let there be some degree of reasonable trust then there would be no difficulty in not penalizing her for being a complete monster to victims who had it coming. Instead, you want to play the "I'll do what I can get away with" game, and I have to make up for your playing style by making Trumpaladin paranoid and mistrustful, and automatically assuming the worst when it comes to Tracy's behavior - which means she tends to be worse off with regards to relations with him than if he actually knew what she was doing.

And I was content to play the mistrust game. It had the result that Trumpaladin was never going to propose to Tracy because he was never going to trust her, and they'd be stuck in an infinite limbo of fighting and breaking up and getting back together and attempted murder, but was what the logic of my character in the circumstances necessitated. I meant what I said when I said he'd marry her the day after he trusted her, and you had no intention of playing a character who could be trusted -like a dog that eats food off the table the moment the master is out of view - and so there could never be peace nor progress. But then you forced my hand (understandably under the circumstances) in giving a proposal. And GM, Torcuil, and maybe you were all growing very impatient that there was fighting but no progress, so I decided to take a leap of faith, and figured that if the behavior of the two weeks before that was extrapolated she'd be entirely within the realm of tolerability, so good enough.

And I'm sorry, but that particular circumstance was not one that would have gone unnoticed by character knowledge. He asked "why are you in durpistan, do you have evil intentions involving a dragon and corpses?" and she hung up on him. He tried twice more, with no response. The only conclusion a reasonable person could draw from that is that she is avoiding answering the question "do you have evil intentions concerning a dragon or corpses" because she does in fact have evil intentions. True, at the time I thought it was more likely she was going to raise an army of undead than eat the things, but the fact remains that he figures out that she's doing things he doesn't approve of. And of course, he does things she doesn't approve of in response. It's problematic because anthropophagy, like adultery, is a sin of purity. Once contaminated, the contamination is there, and does not go away. It cannot be undone, and can't quite be forgiven since it is a crime against one's own body and not another person. It's not like killing horses, where forgiveness is easy enough. So the whole situation is back to zero with little chance of progressing. And the marriage is fucked before it begins, the proposal is over, and why do you do this shit.\r
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29742
29743
>>29740
i have to defend le waifu.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29743
29744
>>29732
I am all but certain it was mentioned, way back after Soros 1.
>>29741
This, actually. I do try to and hope to make distinction toward/against excessive meta, but as you state its unavoidable in this context. Since - unless posts are deleted - there's a record of everything, and since - for brevity - OOC summaries and references are common, a large degree of meta gaming is inevitable esp. given that conversations between characters (or rather players) are often not even going on at the same time (posts being read minutes or hours later).
>>29742
Don't get caught in the crossfire, she's fighting for 2 now and she doesn't regenerate.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29744
29745
>>29743
ill do the fighting if she will let me.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29745
29746
>>29744
And she will, but her strategy has changed; no more dismissively acting badass and nigh-invulnerable, but cold, exacting precision.
In relation to the previous meta-comments, this is a dialogue that could be said to happen in character, and it could be (re)worded so to accomplish that, but in this case both players had established the characters involved (Infernius and Thez) and their general interactions that both characters can readily imagine the dialoge if not word-for-word, but still accurately and authentically.

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29746
29747
>>29741
you do make a good point.
>>29745
>no more dismissively acting badass and nigh-invulnerable.
thats good to hear, and if any sacrifices need to be done ill be the one to do it.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29747
29749
>>29746
She lost most of her energy resistence (except fire, but that was reduced), she lost most of her damage reduction (she still has some tho) and she lost the ability to cast energy-resistance spells. And no regeneration. Yeah, she won't fight him on that.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29748
... oh and her natural armor
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29749
29750
>>29747
can i go to the bazaar i want to buy thez some clothes.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29750
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>>29749
What kind of clothes? Pic related is the general style she's favoring now.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29751
29753
>>29750
i wanted to buy her a nice dress, and two cosplay outfits.
Anonymous
T05wH
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No.29752
29753
So, how big exactly was Soros's severed arm? If it wasn't clear already, I've got a hand-collecting motif going on. I only collected the blood that first time, but I still want to do something with the rest of it.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29753
29754 29756
>>29752
Its bigger than you. Soros was like 40' tall at the time.
>>29751
o_o
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29754
29755
>>29753
what?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29755
29757
>>29754
What kind of cosplay outfits?
Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
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No.29756
29758
>>29753
Aww.. I was hoping to make another hand-necklace, like with Kefka.
It could make for some epic Abyssal/Demon armor though, whenever we find someone skilled enough to craft it... Until then, it'll just stay in her closet.
Lucky it was cut off too, since Balors explode when they are kill.

Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
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No.29757
29758
>>29755
All of them.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29758
29759 29761 29769
>>29756
Yes, yes they do. There's plenty of material, both for demon armor (not a complete set, more like piecemail) and for an amulet of natural armor.
>>29757
e_e I hope you're not laboring under the delusion that Infernius is going to enjoy the frivilous sex life they have had now that she's pregnant. Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
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No.29759
29760 29762
>>29758
>lewd stuff
Ironically, I wasn't thinking of that. I just think tasteful cosplay is fun.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29760
>>29759
Sorry, I thought that was Infernius' reply. Statement stands tho.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29761
29763
Spoilered
Spoilered
>>29758
theres definitely a cut off date and infernuis wants to get in as much love as possible before then.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29762
>>29759
>tasteful cosplay
It doesn't have to be entirely tasteful,....

Later fam
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29763
29764
>>29740
I'm not gonna fucking kill her
>>29741
Fuck, thats a lot of text.
I guess a character conference could hppen where they talk about events and clear this shit out.
>>29761
Kek
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29764
29765 29767
>>29763
new murdoch murdoch episode is out, its a fucking great episode.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29765
29766
>>29764
Fogive my complete ignorance my friend, for I am not up to date on certain things:
What the fucking hell ks 'murdoch murdoch'?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29766
29767 29771
>>29765
https://youtu.be/JHmTL5Km0cA
alt right cartoon.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29767
29768 29771
>>29766
>>29764
its filled with memes and commie killing.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29768
29771
>>29767
oh and feels
Anonymous
tuIau
?
No.29769
29770 29771 29776 29869
>>29758
>Ever seen how dogs get when they're carrying?
Reeeeeeeee! Why does everyone keep referencing animal behaviors that can only really be known through personal contact? I have spent the last seven years between dorm rooms and apartments with no animals. Before that I have only had experience with a few pet dogs. I've never seen pregnant dogs. I've never been hunting, let alone boar hunting. I have never been around hamsters, let alone inbred hamsters. I know nothing about animals from first hand experience except minor observations of dogs. Everything I know is from second hand sources, and generally not from people who have done these things.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29770
2e4de8739a10dde5ffcf02c71f1cf8697d95302337b527a1483f14a81526c9ff.png
>>29769
>mfw i live on a farm.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29771
29772 29773
>>29768
>>29767
>>29766
I didn't know I needed this until now.
I'll have to binge tonight
>>29769
>complaining about not knowing what something looks like
>on the internet
Son, do you know what a web search is?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29772
>>29771
heres a link to all of mm's content
https://cheekyvideos.net/
Anonymous
tuIau
?
No.29773
29822
>>29771
Did you even read my post? I was talking about analogies to patterns of behavior. Not what a thing looks like
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29774
29775 29782
Hey Trump could you help me craft these?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29775
29782 29783
>>29774
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/eyes-mindmaster-s
Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
?
No.29776
29777 29779
farm-boy.jpg
>>29769
>He didn't grow up on a farm and acquire Ranger-tier understanding of animal behavior by raising various creatures from birth
Rural master-race.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29777
29778 29779
1508958138745.png
>>29776
fuck yeah m8!
Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
?
No.29778
29780
693313__safe_artist-colon-aquagalaxy_applejack_alternate hairstyle_armor_braid_cloud_cloudy_crepuscular rays_featured image_frown_glare_long tail_mouth.png
>>29777
Checked, farmbro.
Anonymous
tuIau
?
No.29779
29781 29782 29784 29869
image.jpeg
>>29776
>>29777
Whatever, I'll bet I'm still the only person here to actually have someone deported (represent the government in a deportation proceeding before an immigration court and win), besides working on Death Penalty cases and such
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29780
29783 29787
>>29778
heres an item i think you might like.
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/a-b/blindfold-swordmaster-s
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29781
>>29779
thats impressive desu.
>Thrackerzod
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29782
29787
>>29779
pls
>>29775
>>29774

Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
?
No.29783
29785
>>29775
>>29780
What game edition are these from?
Mrs. Sentry
T05wH
?
No.29784
>>29779
Impressive.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29785
29786
>>29783
its from a separate RPG called pathfinder(pathfinder is based off dnd 3.5). gm let sad alex pick a class from there so i dont think he would mind letting us make these.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
?
No.29786
29787
>>29785
Does craft work the same way? I saw some separate requirements for item creation, and a lot more of them (including cursed items).
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29787
29788 29789 29869
>>29786
>>29780
>>29782
I think we got a pretty clear answer from GM that item crafting is so difficult and intensive as to be generally not worth it, at least when time is such a precious resource
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
?
No.29788
>>29787
This.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29789
29790
>>29787
this stuff is really cool so it would be worth it.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
?
No.29790
29791
>>29789
We still have to get our money back first, desu...
Be sure to question Darkie asap.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29791
>>29790
i will no worries.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29792
29793 29794
>>27970 →
Why are you so resistant to recovering the gems? Those gems are worth 100,000+ gp. If your character would tell freaking Trumpaladin we could ressurect the Pirates, offer them 10% commission to sift through the dirt in the dungeon with pans and shakers, and have the gems recovered in a couple days. With that money we could just straight up buy a lot of these epic items you all want to craft, or pay the Krenshall gnomes to craft them.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29793
>>29792
THIS.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
?
No.29794
>>29792
Mostly, because I haven't figured out how to get her to explain that she had a secret >rape dungeon and accidentally released the tarrasque in it and killed off all of the ants.
Actually, now that I think of it, all the gems/loot should've been in the same chamber/cave; I think I might just have her juant-in and recover those instead of going to Krenshal. Best to scrape the ants off of the walls while nobody is at the tower too.
Mrs. Sentry
qz2ou
?
No.29795
29796 29797
Only the Formian Taskmaster can speak, right? I'll have to figure out a way to shut him up.. I'll have her do that later.

For now, Tracy gets bored of waiting at the walls in Krenshal and returns to her dungeon to painstakingly pick every piece of jewelery off of the dark stone floors (glad to have dark vision).
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29796
>>29795
*waits to interrogate drow*
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29797
29798 29799
>>29795
And leaves her husbando in a far away city with no mount? Thanks
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29798
29800
>>29797
Do you want her to stay, or do you want her to recover the gems?
You can summon her from anywhere, so you can still call her when needed.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29799
>>29797
also this.
X0onR
?
No.29800
29801
>>29798
I'd like to return with her. Let us return to Krenshall when we have something substantial to offer them. In the mean time, a Drow needs interrogating
\r
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29801
29803
>>29800
reeeeeeeeee thats what i was gonna do.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29802
29807 29810
cover_-_small.jpg
How much XP does a Devourer yield?
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29803
29804 29809
>>29801
This drown is an insanely tough nut to crack. It'll take more than one person to figure it out
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29804
29806
>>29803
He's been laying in a full body cast for days. Maybe he'll spit up something out of pure boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29805
I still haven't figured out what creatures a nightmare can influence with the Command ability.. Is it really just Ebil Outsiders? Creatures listed as fiends?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29806
29808
>>29804
i think he might if we threaten to keep him that way.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29807
>>29802
im looking but i cant seem to find anything.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29808
29809
>>29806
>threaten
Nah.. Unnecessary. He already knows we can keep him around as long as we want.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29809
29811
>>29808
>>29803
which interrogation technique should we use?
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29810
image.jpeg
>>29802
I don't know, but it looks very tempting to kill.

I haven't slain any monsters in forever
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29811
29812 29813
>>29809
I'd flatter him, and get him to try to brag about his accomplishments or methods, or alternatively go the "it's not that impressive" route, to try to get him to reveal information as he tries to make himself look better
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29812
29813
>>29811
you do that first and if he don't talk ill water board him.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29813
29814
>>29811
>flattery
I don't think that'd work.
Start by asking him about himself. He's bored, so he should say something.
>>29812
We already said he's immune to torture.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29814
29815 29817
>>29813
no ones immune to drowning.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29815
29816
>>29814
Yeah, but he was fine with bleeding to death. He doesn't fear dying at all.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29816
29817
>>29815
he needs oxygen though.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29817
29818
>>29816
>>29814
He doesn't fear, and he is of no use to us dead
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29818
29819
>>29817
i'm not gonna kill him, i have self control unlike some ponies.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29819
29821 29829
b88ab74baa6eab3a34306a546f0e3623--clown-meme-a-clown.jpg
SkLrT9K.jpg
6f8dbd6cb18e824bd1bfae1eb0cc0453--dog-fort-fantasy-rpg.jpg
4GJAjaP.jpg
DM is angry.jpg
>>29818
She didn't mean to kill him that time, just paralyze him so he wouldn't slip away.
I can't get enough of these /tg/ posters.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29820
29869
f36458_6397719.jpg
player-character-deaths-d-amp-d-dungeons-dragons-character-d-demotivational-poster-1242486691.jpg
alignment.jpg
Infernius All out Of Bubblegum.jpg
Also made a low-effort recolor for Infernius.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29821
29823
>>29819
>a shitskin letting lesbos live
how tolerant.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29822
29827
>>29773
>I've never seen pregnant dogs.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29823
29824
Orckin_b172b1_5543827.gif
>>29821
It's already established that Orcs are the SJWs of fantasy.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29824
29825 29828
>>29823
i forgot about the orcs i took prisoner.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29825
29826
>>29824
.... You didn't remember to feed them either.. did you?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29826
29834
>>29825
its only been a couple days game time.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29827
>>29822
Read it a third time, and read the post it was linking to to improve your reading comprehension. GM was saying "you know how dogs get when pregnant" in reference to a pattern of behavior of pregnant canines, evidently sexual behavior.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29828
29830
>>29824
I don't recall you being successful in capturing any orcs
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29829
29831 29834
>>29819
>progressive fantasy
I miss the days when we had God to tell us what is good and evil
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29830
29832
>>29828
i took most of the tree village, i stashed them in the containment facility.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29831
>>29829
i know the feel.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29832
29833 29834
>>29830
You talked about that with Lenos. I don't think it actually happened
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29833
29835 29869
>>29832
no no i did, i remember getting Uatachit to bring them there.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29834
29841
>>29826
>a couple days
They've probably already eaten each other then...
>>29829
That's what the phylactery is for, but I get your point...
>>29832
I distinctly remember Utachit leaving with a cage full of them.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29835
29836 29837
>>29833
First off why. What are you going to do with most of a Tree Orc village?

Second, that would take a hell of a lot of successful grapples and separate trips and everything to do by yourself, all while probably being shot at, so I'm not buying it
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29836
29838 29840
>>29835
labor camps.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29837
29841
>>29835
they were like cr 2 bro.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29838
29839
>>29836
For what though? Do you have a project in mind?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29839
>>29838
well we are gonna need (((someone))) to mine other than our army.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29840
>>29836
We've had pirates and elves we can use for labor but just don't know what to do with them. What would you use tree orcs for?
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29841
29842
>>29837
>>29834
>Uatachit had a cage full of them
These things are the size of large human males. Uatachit is strong but you'd still be limited to like 4 plus yourself if that cage didn't weigh anything, which it would
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29842
29843
>>29841
>large human males.
they were sjws anon.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29843
29844 29845
image.jpeg
>>29842
>SJW orcs
The females of that race are so large they can be mistaken for cetaceans.

Also, I sincerely doubt these will be better laborers than just resurrecting the communists
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29844
29846 29848
>>29843
>letting commies live.
no.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29845
29848
>>29843
uatchit made several trips.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29846
29847 29848
>>29844
>letting shitskins live
Why not neither? They'd just take jobs from honest workers.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29847
>>29846
>ill let them experience true communism
ill just starve them to death then.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29848
29849
>>29844
>letting SJWs live
You know Neo-Marxist SJWs are worse than honest Bolsheviks, right? Also, the Durpistanis were not communists, they were mentally challenged people who were enslaved by Cardishill and the Emperor, and then by organized crime gangs

>>29845
Now you're making things up

>>29846
I hate to say it, but this. Just put up help anted signs in Port Barry and soon we'll get enough real workers to do the job, though they'd probably need to be imported.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29849
29850
>>29848
the Durpistanis were brainwashed by Marxism.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29850
29851 29869
>>29849
That's not how Lenos described them. They seemed to just be overall useless people from all over the continent with a semi-socialist mindset.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29851
29852
>>29850
>socialism=gommunism
if they were mentally challenged i invented eugenics.
Anonymous
X0onR
?
No.29852
29853
>>29851
Wrong. They had already been sterilized by the Emperor
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29853
29854
>>29852
the gommies still had it coming though.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29854
29855
>>29853
Better dead thatn red
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29855
29856
>>29854
THIS.
>Physically Remove
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29856
29857
>>29855
Remove kebab commies
>helicopter noises
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29857
29858
>>29856
>Adolf and Pinochet high five in the distance
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29858
>>29857
Now that would be an intresting friendship
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29859
29860
>Adolf Redpills Pinochet
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29860
29861 29862
>>29859
>Pinochet teaches Adlf how to fly a helicopter
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29861
29862
>>29860
>spelled Adolf wrong
I'll turn myself into the camp
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29862
>>29860
>>29861
>in todays reports joseph stalin has died from impact related trauma.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29863
29868
*polishes helm while humming to self in the darkness of the dungeon*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29864
*takes a bath while waiting to interrogate the drow.*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29865
29869 29870
*goes to sleep irl*
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29866
29867
I wonder how Lenos is doing.
Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29867
>>29866
If I had to hazard a guess, I'd say he doing better than the last time he encountered a Black Dragon
Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29868
29872
>>29863
You better get to picking up those gems. Also I don't think she gets dark vision as a default, just light a candle
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29869
29870 29871 30057
>>29769
Fukking a, someone asked! I'll answer this one in a bit, it deserves its own reply
>>29779
I make migrants cry in different ways, thank you
>>29787
I NEVER said its not worth it, but its not as simple/routine as baking a pie
>>29820
OMFG PIC 3
>>29833
Yup, it definitely happened
>>29850
The thing is, Durpistan was both. It was people from all over the world, but it was also a commie city by the artifice of those bigger guys I mentioned before.
>>29865
Awww
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29870
29876 30057
>>29865
Good night
>>29869
Hi GM
Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29871
>>29869
> it happened
Like how many were captured and where were they placed?

>make migrants cry
But have you deported any? I'm not sure of my number because I forget how many children the women have, but it's at least 10 or so and perhaps like 16
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29872
29873 29876
>>29868
She's a fiendish animal. She should have it, as to my knowledge.
*makes way to treasure chamber*
Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29873
29874
>>29872
She's a pony
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29874
29875 29877
>>29873
Fiendish animals are basically just animals with Darkvision and 1/day Smite Evil.
Well, either way, nightmares have darkvision, and the dungeon isn't traversible by corporeal creatures.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29875
>>29874
Smite Good*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29876
29880
>>29870
Evening
>>29872
Yeah, I don't think so.

Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29877
29878
>>29874
Yeah, but she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems. And yes, the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29878
29879
>>29877
>she can't be a nightmare at the same time as collecting the gems
Why not?
>the cavern can be accessed by going through ant tunnels
It can be "accessed", but all the chambers were independently sealed anyway,. so even if there's a big gash in the middle it's not going to be easy to get to every chamber. It was made for ghosts only.
Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29879
29885
>>29878
I'll believe that an FIM earth pony has the dexterous hooves and mouth necessary to pick gems out of dirt, but a Nightmare, no. It's a horse. Not a human with hands

>accessible only to ghosts
A tarasque redesigned it and made some improvements
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29880
29881
>>29876
Is there anything intresting going on around the city I should be aware of?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29881
29882 29883
>>29880
Yes

Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29882
>>29881
Oh shit!
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29883
29884 29887 29893
>>29881
Though I know many words of english, none can accurately portray the level I want to slap you for that post.

What is going on?
Anonymous
DPjbr
?
No.29884
29886
>>29883
You could try going into town to find out
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29885
29890
Tracy makes her way to the treasure chamber and starts looking for the loot to put in the bag
>>29879
You don't need "oral dexterity" to pick up small objects and spit them out in a bag.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29886
>>29884
Don't you fucking smartass me, he's at the town.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.29887
29889
>>29883
>*sounds of colossal wing-beats in the town square*