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Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
827 replies and 47 files omitted.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28319
28321
>>28318
>'I am not moving for a while. Get this thing out of the water'
Anonymous
CeXOq
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No.28320
>>28317
i mean i was going to do it to gain us some favor with it but since we are gonna kill it
>>28310
i dont do this infact delet this trump.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28321
>>28319
>'I'm not moving either, but your football players are melting and in pain. We don't need them now that the other idiots have shown up.'
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28322
28323 28324 28325 28329
>>28307
#winning

Okay. The scenario is this (described through latent dialogue). The Trolls had inhabited the particular section of forest, but in doing so had drawn the attention of the resident dragon. In exchange for not-murder, the trolls would offer meat. To help assuage the dragon during lean times (such as this) they woul prey on less-wild animals (read, Port Barry loggers). Neither the Dragon, nor the Trolls ever wanted to start a fuss, but it was a matter of individual and group survival.
The dragon its self doesn't really care where its meal comes from, it just likes them 'pickled' (seeded in bog-water for a duration).
Ultimately, by sending out a logging party, the party caused this whole debacle by upsetting the delicate balance of power and existential circumstance by inserting a human presence in an otheriwise homeostatic dynamic, resulting in potential catastrophe to the hoomans, which was mitigated by the party.
Congrats, the party are the bad guys. ^_^
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28323
>>28322
All I did was ofer to fuck the dragon, and I'm the bad guy?
Hmmmm, fuck
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28324
28327
>>28322
And now we correct the Homostasis

My actions are the same

Also, communicate to Fae to lead the Generals put by an alternative path
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28325
28326
>>28322
This dragon is only a level 9 encounter, it'd be cruel to kill it now...
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28326
28328
>>28325
No. Kill it.
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28327
28330
>>28324
Yes, but now the party has killed off the Troll hunting party (rightly in that case, though it WAS due to encroachment) and now both the Trolls (cuz the wimmins and chillins haven't just died) as well as the Dragon are without a source of food.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28328
28330
>>28326
this i need xp for psion levels. or we could keep it as a pet.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28329
>>28322
"The trolls aren't coming back. What are you going to do from now on? You can't keep attacking travelers if you wanna' stay here without problems."
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28330
>>28327
If it goes for the Food, I want an attack of opportunity. Otherwise, I'm satisfied with all of them dying of starvation

>>28328
Please try to poison
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28331
28333 28340
GM, I have Torc morph into a black dragon.
I'm gonna relocate the poor thing
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28332
28342
>>28310
Sorry, was typing outcome before this happened. Most noble tho.

Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28333
28334 28336
>>28331
The thing killed five people
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28334
28335 28338
>>28333
Torc doesn't know that.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28335
28338 28339
>>28334
Alright
"Torc, what are you doing?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28336
28337 28338 28339 28342
>>28333
Idk.. We did violate the NAP by treading through its swamp.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28337
28339 28343
>>28336
We were just passing through
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28338
>>28336
>>28335
>>28334
Just withdraw the meat and we can leave the dragon alone
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28339
28341
>>28337
>>28336
Still trespassing
>>28335
"Getting it out of here, I would recommend standing back"
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28340
28348 28357 28370
>>28331
While I want to say "Success, it is so",... you don't know where it COULD go at the moment. I mean, it could stay here, but the Trolls (which are largely dead) had killed offf much of the local fauna. You could leave it there and hope that said fauna returned,... its a gamble either way.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28341
28348
>>28339
"Torcuil, can we talk?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28342
28345
>>28332
thanks.
>>28336
yea you are right i guess we did.

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28343
28345
>>28337
That's still technocally trespassing. You could even consider the trolls her property/cohorts, so intentions weren't exactly non-aggro.
The lawful thing to do would be st make a peace-deal.
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28344
28348
Who knew fighting dragons could be so complicated?
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28345
28346 28347
>>28343
>>28342
It killed five of Trumpaladin's men, it is going to die
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28346
>>28345
We can revive the men. We gotta remain Lawful.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28347
28349
>>28345
tell me in character somehow.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28348
28352
>>28344
Philsophers.
FEATHER MAN IS A BIRD
>>28340
Shoot
>>28341
"About what?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28349
28350
>>28347
>>28347
"Both of you, come to me for a second. Away from the bog side"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28350
28351
>>28349
"okay were we going?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28351
28354
>>28350
"A little further away."

"Torcuil, can you cast a noise deafening zone?
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28352
28353 28354
>>28348
Or dragon is a man (woman).
"The sea is full of fish and wildlife. You can eat your fill there," Thez says dropping to the ground.
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28353
>>28352
"Thez, join us"
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28354
28355
>>28351
"Hold up"
>>28352
"Thez, could you lead me to the ocean if possible?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28355
28356
>>28354
"Wait a minute for that"
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28356
28358 28361
>>28355
"No, you wait."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28357
28374
>>28340
"Hey, Skullface! What's your name?!"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28358
28359 28360 28361
>>28356
"For what?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28359
28361 28362 28363
>>28358
"he want some fuck with the dragon."
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28360
>>28358
"I'm talking to Thez about something, now hold up."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28361
28362 28363 28364 28365
>>28358
>>28356
>>28359
>Operation: Mantis
Torc is going to use his >rape-able body as bait to lead the dragon to a place where it won't cause any problems.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28362
28368 28373
>>28359
>>28361
I hate you all so damn much
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28363
28366
>>28359
>>28359
"Inferius, this dragon killed five of my men"

>>28361
>"tracy, This is mine"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28364
>>28361
this is actually a good plan, itll be at an advantage here in the bogtwins.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28365
>>28361
It'll be a danger there. It can attack fishermen.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28366
28367
>>28363
"what!"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28367
28369
>>28366
"Yes, it killed five of my men without warning"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28368
28379
>>28362
"Remember when you were angry at Korak for being a slaver? This is the same thing here with me. We obliged you there, oblige me here"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28369
28371
>>28367
"i want the heart as atrophy."
Anonymous
dLgR+
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No.28370
28375 28377
>>28340
"Thez, you raped me. You owe me one"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28371
>>28369
"Uh... we can do that"
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28372
28374 28376 28378 28379 28380
To ceremonialize the situation, and to assuage any doubt, Thez walks forward and offers her hand. "Eat it, it will rejuvenate." to which the hungry dragon does eat. Her arm is quite meaty, and though not enough to sate a dragon of her size, the gesture is not dismissed.
"If there are lands beyond this that I may hunt and prey on that do not cause harm, I will do so. I'm sure you have differing standards of propriety, but you have been kinder and more considering than any I've encountered (realize, no one is nice to black dragons, in general).

Also, Thez passes out from blood-loss, cuz her regen stone isn't working for her anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28373
>>28362
It's so funny though... I get your point..
I like your plan though. Let's see where it goes.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28374
>>28372
see >>28357

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28375
>>28370
*eyes twitch at the mention*
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28376
28385
>>28372
"You killed five of my men. Do you have any treasure here?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28377
28382
>>28370
She'll pay you back in >rape dollars.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28378
28385
>>28372
"FUCK!" cure critical wounds
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28379
28382 28383
>>28368
"Just.... no.
There is a difference between an animal lashing out in fear, and a man actively hunting down people to abuse. Now if you'll exuse me."
>>28372
Torc cautiously approaches the dragon.
"Hey, its okay. I don't wanna hurt you. I wanna help you."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28380
28381 28385
>>28372
*Tracy drags Thez onto land before she drowns*
"Got a name, skullface?"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28381
>>28380
*picks up thez*
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28382
28383
>>28377
>>28379
"This dragon killed five of my men Torcuil"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28383
28384
>>28379
It's a level 9 encounter. It really wouldn't be a battle, so much as it'd just be a slaughter...
>>28382
Can't we revive them? I'm saying the Lawful thing would be to retreat. It's unlawful to attack during a parley, especially when you've already gained the advantage of reinforcements.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28384
>>28383
The dragon has done harm, it must pay in blood or money
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28385
28386 28387 28389 28390 28391 28396 28413
>>28376
"If it means exchanging what I have for a stable environment, I will consider doing so. Your men died because they were in my land, and were therefore my prey. If I can have prey without trouble, I will do so at cost."
>>28378
Thez wakes up, dazed.
>>28380
"I,... it has been a long time. I was once called Kiynen. No one has ever asked me my name."


Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28386
28396
>>28385
Can everyone hear its name?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28387
28403
>>28385
"you scared me there gilly."
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28388
28393
Wait, wasn't Trump the one pushing for diplomacy a few minutes ago?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28389
28391
>>28385
"Those were my men. I cannot go home empty handed. I will happily leave you alone if you part with it"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28390
>>28385
>No one has ever asked me my name.
Muh feelz...
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28391
28395 28397
>>28389
>>28385
"It's... It's an embarrassing situation for me...
I am sorry. But I cannot go home empty handed"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28393
28394
>>28388
Idk, but we got the treasure, and we finished off the trolls, so why kill her?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28394
>>28393
If she gives us the treasure and fucks off from this location, then sure she can live
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28395
28396 28398 28405
>>28391
"If you know of a place, where I can sustain myself without preying upon bipeds and homonids, then I will readily offer my treasure."
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28396
28411 28433
>>28386
>>28385
I'll assume yes.
>>28395
"Hi Kiynen, my name is Torcuil. I am willing to help you find a new area to settle. Will you be willing to let me help you?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28397
28400
>>28391
>'You didn't come home empty handed'
*offers troll-heads, tied together by their hair*
dLgR+
?
No.28398
28435
>>28395
"Thez was suggesting the ocean just a minute ago. That'd be due east, over mountains. Plenty of fish, maybe whales. Please do not attack fisherman though."
\r
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28400
>>28397
*pets pony*
*Takes heads*
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28401
28402 28412
Let me state for the record, I had absolutely no intention or predisposition that things turn out this way, it was entirely a matter of momentary inspiration, serendipity, and identification with a dragon that is evil (yes) but really just wants to survive, and is operating in a context that it didn't initially plan for but was making the best of.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28402
28405
>>28401
Blood or blood money, it's paying one way or the other for what it did
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28403
28404 28406 28408
>>28387
"What... the... FUCK!"
She's not happy that she doesn't regenerate anymore.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28404
>>28403
"Calm down or you'll scare Kiynen"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28405
28407 28409 28514 28548
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>>28395
>bipeds and homonids
"... How many bipeds per day are you talking about?"
>>28402
Y U no just convert to Blackguard? I can tell you want to play it.
Uber-merciful white-knights are gay.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28406
28412
>>28403
"Is your rock-thingy broken?"
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28407
28410
>>28405
>"The fuck is wrong with you Tracy?"

>>28405
I just want something to make up for the fact that I killed 5 of my followers on an unnecessary expedition
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28408
28412
>>28403
"hey its okay baby. well find a way to get you regenerating again."
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28409
28410
>>28405
Trumpaladin is visibly disgusted at Tracy

And why you delete >>28399
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28410
28416
>>28409
>>28407
*shrugs*
>something to make up
You got the dead trolls and the treasure.
>>28409
>why you delete >>28399
I misinterpreted what the dragon said.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28411
>>28396
GM? Responce
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.28412
28414
>>28401
Fair, and it will be paid in due course. Who (except Darkie) really wants to die anyhow?
>>28406
>>28408
"I'd not have offered my arm if I thought this,..." to Infernius, "Please, get me to the Entertron, I don't know what is happening," she sounds worried, for the first time he's ever heard it.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28413
28435
>>28385
"Well Kiynen. I am a sheepdog, and you attacked my sheep. We can help you. but you won't be able to take your treasure with you anyways"
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28414
>>28412
"dont worry ive got you."
"guys ill see you back at the tower"
*uatchit*
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28415
If she dies, can't we revive her too along with the Generals?
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28416
28417 28418 28420
>>28410
If I get the treasure, then sure, I'll say this trip was not a perfect disaster.

We're using the treasure as drow bait, by the way
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28417
28419
>>28416
make sure they dont steal it.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28418
>>28416
>drow bait
.. Sure. I'll go with that..
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28419
28423
>>28417
I'm going to be watching it
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28420
28421 28422
>>28416
Wouldn't they all be just like Darkie though?