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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
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No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
900 replies and 48 files omitted.
Tay
KjVzt
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No.28832
28833
>>28831
How gentlemenly of you herr trump.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
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No.28833
28835
>>28832
*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28834
28836
back
Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28835
28836 28839
>>28833
Well i was head of deutchesamerika imdrustal departments. I could make us countless tech.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
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No.28836
28838 28841
>>28834
Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea

>>28835
"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
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No.28837
28839 28844
Anyway, Tracy makes her way over to Durpistan too. She probably wouldn't be there by the time they left though.
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28838
28839 28841
>>28836
Actually its a .44 also i know how to make steel.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28839
28840 28841
>>28837
>Trying to loot the city after we're gone
Oh no you don't!

Search surroundings

>>28835
"Tay, you want to check and see what these bolsheviks left behind?"

>>28838
"Impressive"
\r
KjVzt
?
No.28840
28843
[1d20 = 7]
>>28839
Sure.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28841
28842 28843
>>28838
>>28836
Don't go assuming stuff. Gnomes are notorious for their inventions having retarded flaws.
>>28839
>communists having anything worth taking
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28842
>>28841
I do know how to make steel.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28843
28845
[1d20 = 6]
>>28841
Oh the gnomes aren't the ones doing the crafting

>>28840
"Tay... if you don't mind me asking a personal question... are you baby crazy?"
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28844
>>28837
Uh, Torc is tring to figure that out too
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28845
28847
>>28843
Not until i can find a suitable husband that lives up to my standards.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28846
28847 28851
Sorry, computer reset again cuz thread
>>28798
Yes
>>28809
Wut? FFS
>>28812
Generally no
>>28819
Oh, suddenly theres interest in the gnomish village I've been referencing since there were other places to reference
>>28826
Shhhh, they're insane

It went off the rails after that. U silly bastards

!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28847
28849
[1d20 = 11]
>>28845
"I can respect that..."

Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.

Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country

>>28846
GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28848
New bread soon cuz dammit
KjVzt
?
No.28849
28850
[1d20 = 4]
>>28847
Aid
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28850
28854
>>28849
"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28851
28852 28853
>>28846
What is the dragon doing?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28852
>>28851
This
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28853
>>28851
This also. I'm kind of waiting for the bitch to lunge at me
\r
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28854
28855
>>28850
Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28855
28856 28860
[1d20 = 14]
>>28854
"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
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No.28856
28860
>>28855
NOW I remove the dice
Anonymous
iUOcG
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No.28859
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/28857.html
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28860
>>28855
>>28856
It has an electric based primer,and an ai thats shut down right now to conserve electricity.