As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28617
What Torc will find
1) Radishes
2) stale moldy bread
3) nothing, because THEY WHERE DEMONS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
Be back soon
What Torc will find
1) Radishes
2) stale moldy bread
3) nothing, because THEY WHERE DEMONS THAT TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY
Be back soon
>>28629
>Trump Good
Its fine
>>28627
>the arm
That reminds me of another point. It occurs to me that a large degree of a dragon's disposition would have alot to do with the treatment it received from others, as well as the quality and availability of nutrition. Having someone literally offer their friggin arm would be kinda like in Harry Potter (no bully) when Harry and co buried Dobby by hand when they could have just,... not.
>Trump Good
Its fine
>>28627
>the arm
That reminds me of another point. It occurs to me that a large degree of a dragon's disposition would have alot to do with the treatment it received from others, as well as the quality and availability of nutrition. Having someone literally offer their friggin arm would be kinda like in Harry Potter (no bully) when Harry and co buried Dobby by hand when they could have just,... not.
>>28631
If you're looking in Durpistan, yeah there's not much food, and what food there is is of poor quality. There's a McDonald's though,....
If you're looking in Durpistan, yeah there's not much food, and what food there is is of poor quality. There's a McDonald's though,....
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>>28632
How big is Tracy in Cauchemar form? The wiki says "huge" at one point, which would place her well beyond typical horse size, but it also says "the size of a light warhorse." The amount of load carried suggests larger than a normal horse, but she could also just be stronger
So would this be like a draft horse (versus a smaller riding horse) or what?
>>28633
Pic related
>Communists
How big is Tracy in Cauchemar form? The wiki says "huge" at one point, which would place her well beyond typical horse size, but it also says "the size of a light warhorse." The amount of load carried suggests larger than a normal horse, but she could also just be stronger
So would this be like a draft horse (versus a smaller riding horse) or what?
>>28633
Pic related
>Communists
>>28636
>(you)ing the Paladin, who can turn and rebuke undead creaturesa, yet not actually asking the Paladin
>(you)ing the Paladin, who can turn and rebuke undead creaturesa, yet not actually asking the Paladin
>>28642
ok when we get back i sprint there while carrying her to the enteron and wait in the room untill shes better.
ok when we get back i sprint there while carrying her to the enteron and wait in the room untill shes better.
>>28639
Make 'er a Percheron. It's a French breed, like the Cauchemar, it's the same basic weight but a little heavier, slightly shorter, and has the build of a Pony rather than a horse. They were standard WW1 Cavalry horses.
I was asking because of "Trump Good." Having sex with a full sized horse that is not ponified is different from an FIM pony, I think
>>28638
I can't "rebuke" an undead of 12 hit die, and whether Inferius can depends on his alignement, but I believe I can Turn undead of that many hit die
>>28643
It's in a separate category
Make 'er a Percheron. It's a French breed, like the Cauchemar, it's the same basic weight but a little heavier, slightly shorter, and has the build of a Pony rather than a horse. They were standard WW1 Cavalry horses.
I was asking because of "Trump Good." Having sex with a full sized horse that is not ponified is different from an FIM pony, I think
>>28638
I can't "rebuke" an undead of 12 hit die, and whether Inferius can depends on his alignement, but I believe I can Turn undead of that many hit die
>>28643
It's in a separate category
>>28645
For the most part, but it depends on the nature of the plane. The NAP for example absolutely not, nor the 9 Hells, nor the Abyss, Tartarus, etc. Others, moderately and/or absolutely.
>>28648
Thats fine, my knowledge of hoers is very limited. I'm just going off of what I've seen from county fairs and Budweiser commercials.
>>28648
You could with a good turning roll
For the most part, but it depends on the nature of the plane. The NAP for example absolutely not, nor the 9 Hells, nor the Abyss, Tartarus, etc. Others, moderately and/or absolutely.
>>28648
Thats fine, my knowledge of hoers is very limited. I'm just going off of what I've seen from county fairs and Budweiser commercials.
>>28648
You could with a good turning roll
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Does anybody want to craft a spooky Ghost-Chariot, and hunt Devouers with Tracy on the Ethereal Plane?
It'd take some preparation, but it'd be fun and the Exp would be rewarding.
It'd take some preparation, but it'd be fun and the Exp would be rewarding.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
>when Torc finds an apprentice
>>28651
I have literally never had that problen. Does that make me a god?
>when Torc finds an apprentice
>>28651
I have literally never had that problen. Does that make me a god?
>>28650
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
You should know that there's no one working the counter,... you were there for that,....
>>28653
>>28659
Oh please, after a moment in the Entertron she's good as new But she's still hungry,... is it wrong that I get giggles every time I say that?
>>28652
>>28657
>>28662
"Did someone mention something to do with woodworking?" Slovenia pops her head in.
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>>28663
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
>Where's the fun in Smooth?
Yeah, but permanent level-loss sucks. Best to prepare, before we go Ghost-busting. First, we have to craft a extra-planar combat-chariot; and that'll definitely come in handy in the future.
>>28666
>spooky digits
*smug ghost-pony grin*
"Are you up to the task?"
*licks edge of whittling chisel*
"We need an exceptional piece of transportation here. I hope you're ready for a challenge." *smiles*
>meant to post this pic for her a while ago
>>28666
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
Oh, duh I'm a retard
Torc climbs on the counter, pulls a shirt over his head, falls on the grond, spins around, and shouts "IM PICKLE RICK"
Jk, he makes a burger. Even he isn't that autistic
GM whats my crafting bonus?
And why are you getting giggles?
Also, I'm apparently a bot
I'll be back later tonight
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Also, a Devourer is a level 12 encounter: a better fight for a Paladin with a Nightmare, since it's an undead extraplanar.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
We'll need a Cleric that could rebuke it though, and since Infernius wants to be ebil now, he fits the ticket, since he can make it cower long enough to kill.
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>>28673
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
It's not an "Expedition" they wouldn't be going anywhere. They could be back home in seconds.
(hoping this works)
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta
Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
>>28668
"Uh, sure,... this sounds omenous."
>>28670
Thez and Tracy can, and between the two of them they could probably manage a full Coach
>>28671
Don't worry, between everyone (including Slovenia) there's plenty of crafting ability
>>28675
Devourers r extra-creepy pasta
Trump, I really hope this isn't your doing
>>28677
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\
No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
No. I already got zero hits on an expedition that was humiliating, was a shaggy dog to begin with, AND THEN got cucked out of achieving anything by making the mistake of inviting other party members. I am not making that mistake again\\
No. You haven't even talked to the drow again or hatched your eggs
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>>28677
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
Like seriously. If we make a chariot with the proper enchantments, it could be useful for more than just ghost-busting: it could deliver party members straight through castle walls and wreak havoc on the surprised enemies. It could even jaunt adjacent vessels, so we could lead an entire ghost cavalry.
We Wild Hunt nao.
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>>28683
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
The eggs will take a while, and Darkie needs the silent treatment.
What she can do right now is get to work on an awesome, ethereal, flying ghost-chariot for extreme battles.
No fucking chariot. This must be alone. Maybe MAYBE Inferius as a third person but no fourth or fifth person
I just don't want Tracy or Trumpaladin to get their souls sucked-out. I want Tracy to do the sucking.
>>28694
Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
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Because everything that happened last night was absolutely humiliating and I was cucked out of a proper face save. After I killed five of my followers I spent two hours I should have been studying for finals to try to make killing those five less of a shaggy dog story by at least killing the beast that killed them, but then Torcuil, who had been in for like 20 minutes, decides to fuck it instead along with Thez, and I was left with the shaggy dog and having not even hit anything.
\r
gm?
Sorry for absence, got called away for a sec. Still that damn "robot" check though
K, back fully and catching up (no robot check?)
So dare I ask, but what all happened? Did Mlpol experience a sudden surge of spam/interference relating to threads and dialogues? There's not normally a robot filter, especially one that is exclusive to /vx/
Infernius, can you character craft a couple Detect Magic Wands? They'd barely use any time at all.
>>28703
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.
First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.
Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.
These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.
When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.
Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
So if I haven't made it clear, the following are my character's actions after what happened last night.
First, communicate to Fae about A whether the generals or she were able to track down and kill any trolls and B whether an alternative route back was found and they returned.
Then, Trumpaladin and Tracy do whatever needs to be done to retrieve all of the treasure. This means 3 times standard in three categories: coin, items, and goods. All are collected. First he tries to get Kiynen to retrieve the treasure and bring it to the shore. Then he tries Torcuil. If those fail, he casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And Torcuil also casts DRAIN THE SWAMP. And if that fails, he takes his armor off, and dives into the bog, along with Tracy, to get it out himself. The point is he gets everything if it takes all night to do so.
These are collected and placed into Tracy's bag of holding, or on sadle bags, or in bags on Trumpaladin's person. Fae is called in if necessary. Any human remains not already collected are retrieved. If there are troll relics to find, he retrieves those, if the Generals or Fae did not. Then he returns to the tower.
When back, though the treasure is placed underneath the eyes of Tracy and Trollestia in the stable (those parts that are not on Tracy and Trumpaladin's person), Trumpaladin immediately takes the human remains, and ressurerects the soldiers in the entertron. Inferius is called in for this (he would have to be) to apply "calm person" and to grapple as necessary, if they are hysterical like the pirate was.
Ressurected soldiers are told the following:
"Though you were killed in the line of battle in an ambush by a black dragon earlier tonight, you have been restored in life and health through the Power of Football. Not even in death does duty end, neither yours to me nor mine to you. Know that the ambush revealed the presence of a waiting dragon, that had in the past recived sacrifices of humans, which was scared away when other Generals successfully landed hits on it. The Generals proceeded towards the Troll encampment and killed or scattered what remained of the trolls. The bog was returned to in force, with the result that the dragon was removed and the entirety of its treasure taken. This expedition resulted in the elimination of what had been a man-eating arrangement and hunting party that occasionally encroached on Port Barry, and the pacification of an area of marshy forest to the east, that may now be used for other purposes, besides the collection of a treasure. Now you may help yourself to food and drink in our kitchen area. Just be sure to report for the game tomorrow."
Tracy inspects the treasure from the bog.
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