As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.
On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.
Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
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>>28216
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
Why U no try? You have the Diplomacy ranks.
>>28218
It's a Black Dragon: it can hear everything in the Mire.
Say something clever.
>>28222
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
Seemed like a defensive territorial attack to me. If it were hungry it would have grappled one
>>28229
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
A name so shunned and loathsome the gods have mercifully hidden it behind the name of "Thrackerzod"
>>28215
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker
Wut?
>>28217
I have the option of being a dick, but I won't. I'll assume that you mean "swoop by and pick him out of the water", rather than "help him up out of", cuz the latter is problematic.
>>28220
ffs
>>28223
Your move was expended standing upright. We're deciding Tracy's turn (and only at length cuz her decision is open to interpretation)
>>28225
Meta-fucker
Remember, while I know YOU know what you mean/envision when you say "Do a thing", I don't necessarily, and the more open to interpretation your "A thing" command is, the more open to fucking players over I am enabled. Tl;dr pretend I don't know what you mean when making action descriptions K? ^_^
>>28236
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
For some reason, Torcuil suddenly <poofs> into a frog. Its amazing, and he still maintains his footing on Trollestia (small wonder, given extra feet-pads) but for the moment he's utterly useless. Its no biggie, cuz he's still outside combat range, but let this be a lesson.
>>28250
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
>a cruel black dragon would never be able to resist a character as >Rape-able as Torc
fucking kek.
>>28255
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>Butt of all Rape jokes
>Butt
Kek
>>28253
I had to spend my turn fixing your mistake.
Make a professional Diplomacy offer. A good, realistic one.
>>28256
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
Sheathes sword. Puts down shield
Tries diplomacy
"Look, I'm not going to say I am not pissed off from earlier, because I am, but the fact remains that I need to get my men back through here. Now, can we work out some sort of deal?"
>>28264
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
I think I have gotten a 15 like three times in a row rolling for diplomacy to try to talk to this Dragon
>>28264
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit
How many ranks in Diplomacy do you have?
>I should've glamored his armor earlier, so it could look like a Professional-looking suit
>>28263
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
>Magical ring shield
>puts down
Are you sure about that? Also the rest, in turn.
D> Cantrip - White Flag
A ghostly white flag raises its self above the bog, waving its self indescriminately
[1d20 = 11]
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
Will Torc ever fucking arrive?
Roll for magical perception when he gets there
>>28269
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
Alrighty then, puts back up sword and shield
"It's okay, you can come out now. We just need to negotiate a passage through. We're willing to pay"
>>28271
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
You're arriving now,... as the situation (maybe) rights its self. Technically next round action goes to Thez.
The dragon slowly rises to the surface of the bog, its face first, and its eyelids just above the surface of the murky black water. At this time Infernius, Torcuil, Thez, Uatchit, and Trollestia arrive on scene, distant but present.
<whoof> Except for Thez, who is already in the creature's face.
"Lady, you smell like Troll-funk, u need to wash ur damn self."
Trump's move.
If Trump is finished, its Torcuil's turn
>>28281
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
>'How about a way to make money? Dragons back in Equestria are always looking for a new way to get their claws on more gems.'
>>28288
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
>"If you know where a hell of a lot of gems are, I am all ears. Otherwise, tell me something we actually have or can obtain"
>>28304
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
*Tracy unloads a whole broom-closet's worth of elephant meat* (I said she put it in earlier; he was practicing pre-chewing)
>>28316
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
No. We are not here to feed it. We are here to lure it out of the water. If you are going to make it eat you. Make it chase you first
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