Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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GM sighs. Okay, as we conclude this session - which has been easily the most exhausting non-combative session to date - Taylor has a new bevy of adoring fans, Tracy has a new list of ppl who are nervous/scared of/by her, Trump has a new business contact/partner (assuming he doesn't fug it up), Torcuil is still mummified in a corner, Norfilly is sleeping soundly, Sad Alex is sad and a statue, and Infernius and Thez are engaged in more than one way.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.
*story
And GM takes a smoke break e_e
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>>25265
Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)
*goes to bed*
Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)
*goes to bed*
>>25269
No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away
No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away
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The whole party (present) is shown to lavish rooms, fit for visiting dignitaries or popular entertainers. Plenty of room to wash up, change (as desired) relax, or just rest. The rooms are adjacent (no separation) and the looks on the guards' and soldiers' faces belies enthusiasm and welcoming,... especially for Taylor.
>>25269
No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.
>>25269
No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.
>>25273
GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
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GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
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>>25274
At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.
At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.
>>25280
Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>what
You remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....
Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>what
You remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....
>>25283
>8-10 rounds out
I'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?
Yes I do remember that
>8-10 rounds out
I'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?
Yes I do remember that
>>25284
No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....
No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....
Oh fug. I guess Taylor could have taken Fae, she just said "I ride". Stuff was habbening so I didn't press for details. Yes, Fae is,... in the next room, otherwise undisturbed (almost like she's gotten used to being overlooked, GM notwithstanding).
>>25288
That... makes me feel sad
I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all
Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deserves
It's 100% for sexual purposes
That... makes me feel sad
I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all
Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deserves
It's 100% for sexual purposes
>>25290
*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*
*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*
>>25292
Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful
Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful
>>25294
But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength
But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength
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>>25299
oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
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>>25302
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.
>>25332
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!
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>>25338
did yoou ban gm?
did yoou ban gm?
>>25350
Cloak of Charisma.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Charisma
I can wait longer, if that's what it takes to make a good one (I want +6).
Cloak of Charisma.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Charisma
I can wait longer, if that's what it takes to make a good one (I want +6).
>>25351
Your combined crafting roll needs to be a 30 or higher to make a Cloak of Charisma +6. You rolled a 5 + 8, so I'm afraid all you have now is a disappointingly mundane (and not terribly well stitched) cloak.
Ha ha, just kidding, crafting level doesn't even enter into it. The cloak is finished, but it is non-magical at this point. To create a Cloak of Charisma +6, it will take 36 days (I'm not making that up, the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost) having Eagle's Splendor cast on it each day consecutively. 16 days for +4, 4 days for +2.
Your combined crafting roll needs to be a 30 or higher to make a Cloak of Charisma +6. You rolled a 5 + 8, so I'm afraid all you have now is a disappointingly mundane (and not terribly well stitched) cloak.
Ha ha, just kidding, crafting level doesn't even enter into it. The cloak is finished, but it is non-magical at this point. To create a Cloak of Charisma +6, it will take 36 days (I'm not making that up, the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost) having Eagle's Splendor cast on it each day consecutively. 16 days for +4, 4 days for +2.
>>25353
Unfortunately no, though I take back the 'consecutive' comment. The castings can be split up, as long as the overall work is not disrupted (meaning, you can leave it and come back to it) but doing so increases the requirement for every day it is neglected.
Unfortunately no, though I take back the 'consecutive' comment. The castings can be split up, as long as the overall work is not disrupted (meaning, you can leave it and come back to it) but doing so increases the requirement for every day it is neglected.
... at least, that's what the rules say.
Actually, if it's possible, send a pigeon to Lenos to request the Materials for a Heavy Mace. I want to craft a good one.
There's a lot of things I want to craft, actually. I'll have to figure out a way for her to store the spells for it.
There's a lot of things I want to craft, actually. I'll have to figure out a way for her to store the spells for it.
>>25357
You know he can read delete logs yes?
You know he can read delete logs yes?
>>25354
What about certain "magic items on the list that have higher costs, but don't require spells? Do those need to be treated every day?
What about certain "magic items on the list that have higher costs, but don't require spells? Do those need to be treated every day?
>>25361
Unless you're referring to artifacts, I don't know of any magic item that doesn't require a spell(s) of some sort. Can you give an example?
Unless you're referring to artifacts, I don't know of any magic item that doesn't require a spell(s) of some sort. Can you give an example?
>>25363
It required the Jump skill, but no spell.
Other magic items may have prereqs, like the race or alignment of the maker, but don't require spells.
It required the Jump skill, but no spell.
Other magic items may have prereqs, like the race or alignment of the maker, but don't require spells.
>>25366
No problem, I was just about to mansplain the shit out of it. I am finding however that scrolls (of sufficient caster level), spell-like abilities, and even certain potions (that last is my decision, not per the rules) can be substituted.
No problem, I was just about to mansplain the shit out of it. I am finding however that scrolls (of sufficient caster level), spell-like abilities, and even certain potions (that last is my decision, not per the rules) can be substituted.
For example, if you were to essentially dye the cloak in a potion of eagle's splendor, I would count that.
>>25369
Yes, no doubt. I spent literal months plotting out Thez's stuff. Realize though that since wealth isn't an issue (it is for the moment, but wait) there are few restrictions I can place other than time and the occasional mishap. Keep that in mind. ^_~
Yes, no doubt. I spent literal months plotting out Thez's stuff. Realize though that since wealth isn't an issue (it is for the moment, but wait) there are few restrictions I can place other than time and the occasional mishap. Keep that in mind. ^_~
And also - like that whole debacle with Darkie - there are more ways to lose than simply 'dying'.
Also, for Infernius: did you consider replacing your horn with a brass one?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
It'd be cool even without the magic (the idea of a Minotaur pulling-off his horn and blowing into it). Useful for high-stakes raids too, like the next time he inevitably charges into an enemy encampment like a bull in a china shop.
I've been meaning to find a way to make an iron one for Taylor for several weeks now (wanted one for myself for months), but I simply didn't have the spell-casting ability.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
It'd be cool even without the magic (the idea of a Minotaur pulling-off his horn and blowing into it). Useful for high-stakes raids too, like the next time he inevitably charges into an enemy encampment like a bull in a china shop.
I've been meaning to find a way to make an iron one for Taylor for several weeks now (wanted one for myself for months), but I simply didn't have the spell-casting ability.
>>25374
That's not what I mean by lose. Going purely by stats and abilities, he should have escaped 4-5 times, several of those being after he was kill. At my discretion, I determined that he was so abhorrently arrogant (and he IS that, even before he showed up in the Game its what got him kill) that he would not be operating at his full ability 'cuz Y? Same goes for Korak, Kefka, George, and just about every villain the party has fought so far. I haven't had the justification (yet) to go "I will not forgive" on the party. You'll know when I do. ^_^
That's not what I mean by lose. Going purely by stats and abilities, he should have escaped 4-5 times, several of those being after he was kill. At my discretion, I determined that he was so abhorrently arrogant (and he IS that, even before he showed up in the Game its what got him kill) that he would not be operating at his full ability 'cuz Y? Same goes for Korak, Kefka, George, and just about every villain the party has fought so far. I haven't had the justification (yet) to go "I will not forgive" on the party. You'll know when I do. ^_^
Had he escaped though - as one example - there would have been almost no chance of ever catching him, and he would be a recurring nuisance who popped up from time to time.
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>>25375
I outta invent duct-tape soon, to make sure slippery faggots like him don't get away with their skills.
I outta invent duct-tape soon, to make sure slippery faggots like him don't get away with their skills.
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>>25381
... It's too late to bring them back isn't it? Tracy feels very, very slightly guilty about it... I should've thought of scraping their goo off of the floor..
... It's too late to bring them back isn't it? Tracy feels very, very slightly guilty about it... I should've thought of scraping their goo off of the floor..
And speaking of ants, allow me to paint a picture.
The ants are doing their thing, milling about and digging here and there, finding increasing utilitarian purpose outside the rigid dictates of the Queen, when one day a curious sound began to come from that cave they build for the Blue quadraped.
It began as a slow digging sound, but grew in intensity and proximity, with crashes and vibrations intermixed. Then without warning, the wall separating the two underground areas burst forth with a strange lizard creature that grew in size as they watched in horror. The ants ran around, screaming silently and internally (cuz, no mouths) as their whole hive was systematically hunted down and devoured or destroyed (cuz the Dog has uber-scent, especially when in survival/regen mode).
Those poor ants.
>>25383
There's still pieces of them
The ants are doing their thing, milling about and digging here and there, finding increasing utilitarian purpose outside the rigid dictates of the Queen, when one day a curious sound began to come from that cave they build for the Blue quadraped.
It began as a slow digging sound, but grew in intensity and proximity, with crashes and vibrations intermixed. Then without warning, the wall separating the two underground areas burst forth with a strange lizard creature that grew in size as they watched in horror. The ants ran around, screaming silently and internally (cuz, no mouths) as their whole hive was systematically hunted down and devoured or destroyed (cuz the Dog has uber-scent, especially when in survival/regen mode).
Those poor ants.
>>25383
There's still pieces of them
>>25386
Torcuil snaps back to consciousness and,... finds that he's been mummified, and leaned in the corner to not hurt himself.
Torcuil snaps back to consciousness and,... finds that he's been mummified, and leaned in the corner to not hurt himself.
>>25391
The stables would make sense. It was just "in the corner for safe keeping", no mention of which corner.
There's an oversized nest piled nearby, with two eggs the size of smart-cars nestled in it with little incense sticks wafting lazily around it.
The stables would make sense. It was just "in the corner for safe keeping", no mention of which corner.
There's an oversized nest piled nearby, with two eggs the size of smart-cars nestled in it with little incense sticks wafting lazily around it.
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