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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

908 replies and 51 files omitted.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25051
25052
>>25048
Do you mean last night?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25052
25056 25057
>>25050
The clerk sighs. "One moment," walks away and another fellow, approaches.
"Good day to you sir. I understand you wish to negotiate for a record contract. You must undersand these are very slight and not frivilously offered,...."
>>25051
Yes, last night, while GM was waiting to see if that whole "holding the sword 4 kill" actually resulted in kill, meanwhile they were humping like bunnies.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25053
25056
Its like having an indescrete room-mate ffs
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25054
25058 25070
*double-checks body for spooders*
*Returns to sauna to keep check on the eggs*
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25055
>>25048
go to town? when?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25056
25063
>>25053
KEK
E
K

>>25052
I wish Tracy's Faggot had been up for that. I really wanted to see the response

>>25052
"Hello, I wish to speak to you actually about an already existing contract. And then, I wish to speak to you about a brand new opportunity"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25057
25063
>>25052
im confused as to what you mean.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25058
>>25054
*sits on eggs*
Activate sauna.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25059
25060 25061
>>25044
infernuis feels like thez dont love him as much as he loves her. and that makes him really really sad.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25060
25062
>>25059
Why though?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25061
25062
>>25059
No Spoilers!
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25062
>>25061
>>25060

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25063
25069 25072
>>25056
"An existing contract? You're new here so I can't say,..." his jaw drops. "Please wait one moment,...."
>>25057
I have Infernius and Thez doing the nasty for a while (A LONG WHILE), while GM (me) waited to see if Trump did something lasting with Korak's sword, which he placed for a kill-shot on Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25064
*steam rises off of pony*
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25065
25067 25069
>>25043
Take me with you.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25066
25070 25071 25072
GM sighs.
Okay. The clerk goes to verify the authenticity of the contract, given that the person presenting it is not anything like anyone previously associated.
Thez is running about like mad, trying to address the spooder situation. She didn't imagine any hurt feels from Infernius, in fact she's still outside the entertron, where he woke up, waiting for a response. Tracy is alive and well, outside the vault (unless she moved), Taylor is wherever, but probably (probably) safe, and,... did I forget anyone? Torcuil is still a coma-mummy.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25067
>>25065
Too late, he's a city away. You'll have the chance to join him before too long, don't worry.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25068
*was and is, respectively
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25069
>>25063
*waits with confidence*

>>25065
Shit I'll try to get you a spot
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25070
>>25066
>unless she moved
See >>25054 >>25058

Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25071
>>25066
*opens eyes*
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25072
25073 25075
Dont-Worry-Bro-Well-Get-Them-Next-Time_o_101159.jpg
>>25063
>Korak's sword.
Pic related is the story of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9sLw2VdUg

>>25066
It's because I booped Thez...
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25073
>>25072
both times.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25075
3c7.gif
>>25072

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25076
Tracy picks up her cloak and continues stitching, the rooms temperature rapidly rising.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25077
25081
Thez, outside the Entertron where Infernius is still sitting, waits to hear from him. "I waited as long as I could, but the situation with others demanded my attention! I couldn't let them proceed alone, they'd have gotten all of us killed by now! You're not going to hold it against me for going off,... are you" she said before GM got called away for some BS, the rest to follow

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25078
25080 25081
GM is back and Thez continues "I know its probably emasculating for ur (technically Flashy's now) waifu to be stronger, and to have more experience with all manner of RP shenanigens which can rear themselves at a moments notice, but PLEASE understand, I DO love you and I DID keep GM up all night with a variety of descriptions of the positions we were passionately and frivolously getting it on to/in!!"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25079
Meanwhile the clerk returns to Trump. "Sir, I'm a bit taken aback. Is this authentic, as in, can you present something to verify its authenticity? This document is most significant, but raises a number of necessary questions."
In the background, a pair of guards lock the door.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25080
>>25078
Thez gets bumped in the head with a super-pigeon. It carries the following note:

"Want to go on a date with one of your partners? There's no better place that the Trump Grill! Try our amazing steaks!"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25081
25083
>>25077
>>25078
"this isnt about you running off."
>technically Flashy's now

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25082
25083
Do the eggs move at all frequently?
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25083
25086
>>25081
"Oh please, that's just some trips fun!" beat-beat-beat-beat on the Entertron.
>>25082
Yes, a bit
>>25081
"Then what IS it about?!" you have her attention, unequivocally. Trust me on that, she WANTS to say more, but is waiting.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25084
25087
Sorry Tay, its a little,... complicated. Hopefully it will be resolved soon, where you can be transported to Sparintenar and do a marvelous show in front of countless faire-goers who have never seen nor heard of Taylor Swift, but who are most entranced by her style and performance
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25085
25090
So, where are the characters that are in the tower atm? Tracy is in the stables sitting on her eggs.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25086
25087 25088 25089 25090
>>25083
"you think meme magic is a joke?"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25087
>>25086
'Tis true

>>25084
GM, can Slovenia be wooed by digits?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25088
>>25086
Torquil is the meme mage though.
If I could do it, I'd be dropping memes 24/7.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25089
25091
>>25086
You cut my Tracy's ear off though... And plucked her eye
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25090
25093 25105
>>25085
Infernius is in the Entertron, Taylor is probably in the main area wondering wtf is going on no doubt, Torcuil is still in a coma, Trump is in Sparintenar, Tracy is as described, and Thez is frantically pressed against said Entertron.
>>25086
"Frivilously applied, yes! Its the magic of the individual that makes memes have any potential or significance! You think recurring digits could in some way sway me from you? You think that a quick post from some faggot could undo the feeling of someone else carrying my unconscious form after I'd exhausted myself - not once but twice?" yeah, she's crying again,.... "I don't contest that there is a degree of magic to memes and such significant circumstances," she wipes tears away "But if you thnk that I'll let some FAGGOTS on an anon-board dictate reality to me,... you don't know the first thing do you?"

Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25091
25092 25093 25094
>>25089
she un did all my hard work.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25092
>>25091
Not all, you forget there's a booth for fixing broken peoples.
Anonymous
kxYE5
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No.25093
25095 25096
>>25091
She deserved it, but she's my waifu to physically beat

>>25090
Protest all you want Thez, it can't un-boop you
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25094
25097
>>25091
>undid
What progress was that, exactly?
We'll just resurrect him.
We made a body cast, so we can keep killing him over and over and he'll stay in one piece.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25095
25097
>>25093
Please don't make this a meta-argument, that would be bad
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25096
25098 25100
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>>25093
>asking to get booped by Thez
You'll rue the day you taunted her...
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25097
25099
>>25094
Also this. Thez made up for Tracy's fuckery

>>25095
Only if you tell me who comes to see Trumpaladin as the contract is verified
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25098
25101 25104
>>25096
I am not asking to get booped. Thez is the one who got booped. And you got booped too, by a sword this morning
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25099
>>25097
<rumbling sounds can somehow be heard>
Don't worry, you'll get your answer in a moment. For the moment however, your response is delayed.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25100
>>25096
TOP KEK
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
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No.25101
25110
>>25098
Booping is like >rape: the only way to unboop yourself is to boop your booper.
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25102
25103 25106
Thez still waits, patiently, for Infernius' response,... even though her record contract (THE record contract) is being negotiated in her absence.
kxYE5
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No.25103
25106
>>25102
Wait... it hasn't been negotiated yet? I thought the terms had been set

Oh shit
\r
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25104
25106
>>25098
Stout guard surround and place their hands on Trump.
"Sir, you've presented some outlandish documents. While apparently valid, there are inconsistencies that cannot be ignored. We're going to have to ask you to come with us." The guards behind nudge him forward.
Anonymous
8xht9
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No.25105
25106 25107
Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>25090
"look im sorry i just feel betrayed about what happen the other night. me still love you but if he does that enough me dont know what could happen to reality but me do know i love you with all me heart."
*climbs out and holds ana close to me and dries her tears*
"will you marry infernuis?"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25106
>>25104
"But of course"

>>25103
>>25102
NOW I am afraid of Thez

>>25105
Awww...
Anonymous
dshvk
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No.25107
25109
>>25105
"Of course. OF COURSE! I've been waiting for you to say it, even though I made you wear a ring of mine. A thousand times and a thousand years, of course!" she breaks down crying, nestled in his arms, because even her brecious recording contract is second fiddle. Tidbit, the recording contract was her most prized possession.

Meanwhile, Trump is being escorted to a secure room.
I so didn't plan any of this!
Tracy meanwhile warms her eggs, watchful for 'animated spots'.
Infernius is busy, as is Thez, so the story involves Trump, as well as Tracy who wishes to respond.
>she finds a curious note taped to her, that says "Trump is in trouble, needs a show-person. R u game? Take Fae, IDK why he didn't. - T"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25108
25112
Excuse me, I meant to say Taylor (too many T names!)
That was definitively for Taylor
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25109
>>25107
I got this
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25110
>>25101
Um... just in case, please be ready
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25111
25112
Hoping Taylor wasn't scared off
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25112
25114
>>25108
>>25111
Away i ride.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25113
25120 25122
*Hums, still watching the eggs*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25114
25115 25116
>>25112
"He's probably gotten himself into some shit again, be ready," Fae offers as she flies off. It isn't long before Taylor touches down outside Sparintenar. The guards are most welcoming to a lovely young woman such as her, without even asking her purpose or reason for entering. She can immediately discern there is a gathering of guards around the center of commerce, but otherwise (aside from some Thez posters,... she's better at reading posters than Trump) there appears no immediate impetus.
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25115
>>25114
I continue towards the guards.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25116
25117 25118 25121
>>25114
To one of the guards in his vicinity inside of the building

"Is there an issue?"
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25117
25118
>>25116
My client,have you seen him?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25118
25119 25120
>>25116
"Please step forward sir, your documents are highly suspect, and you're being detained until furher notice" you get it? fuhrer notice?
>>25117
"You have a client? You look like a main attaction to me!" Laughter erupts from the guards assembled.
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25119
25121
>>25118
Aw thats sweet of y'all to say. But have you seen a man in gold armor?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25120
25123
>>25113
>>25118
>>25113
>>25113
"Alright then"

CALL MOUNT - TRACY CAGE


Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25121
>>25119
"You don't mean the guy inside? Hold on a minute."
He disappears.

From inside
>>25116
"Hold on a second!" calls a guard from the other end of the building. "There's a hawt chick at the entrance who describes a guy just like him. Maybe we should check him out before,... you know."
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25122
25123
>>25113
Tracy feels a compelling voice calling to her from a distance. She can perceive the distance, and fixate on the location. Its that way.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25123
25124 25127 25128
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>>25120
>>25122
Okay then.
*gets up, eyes blank*
".. I have to go.." She says in a monotone
*steps out of the stables, immediately transforms, and flies off as a dashing blue bolt*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25124
25127 25128
Taylor-Swift-Neo-Nazi.jpg
>>25123
Did not mean to shitpost so ironically there.. Was picking stuff out of my Taylor folder.
It's perfect though.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25126
25129
shrug.png
>>25125
meh
*is blazing towards the city*
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25127
25128
>>25123
>>25124
>>25125
Topest of keks.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25128
25130 25131
>>25123
She's not compelled, but she is called.
>>25124
Oh fug, its been you the whole time hasn't it?
>>25127
Hoping nevermind.
So is Taylor negotiating with the guards, or is Tracy's faggot playing 2 characters?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25129
25133
>>25126
*cough* You can teleport through the Etheral Plane *cough*
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25130
25131
>>25128
Im negotiationing for you fagoot.
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25131
25132
>>25130
>>25128
Oops thought you were trump.

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25132
25135
>>25131
So the guards holding Trump are stalled, while Taylor (outside) pleads her case.
GM thinks its time for an impromptu meme-song performance,... its not required but it would make the scene nicely

GsoPL
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No.25133
25134 25136 25137 25153
green fire.jpg
[1d20 = 4]
>>25129
>teleport
Can she do that?
*teleports behind you*
"You called?"
Rolling Intimidate (+21 in this form) to scare the ever-living piss out of everyone around, with a sudden appearance with smoke and fire.
>Monotone, but with a monster's voice
"Now, just what are all you little dorks doing with my husband?"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25134
25138
Meanwhile, Thez continues to bawl and sniffle, while Infernius pretends to neither bawl and sniffle, Tracy sits atop eggs, Torcuil is still in a coma, and Trump waits to see if his anal cavity is violated.
>>25133
NO teleport. Good show, but it will take Tracy a minimum of 4 rounds to arrive on scene, assuming she doesn't need any direction (which she would).
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25135
>>25132
Look if you let my friend go ill put on a free concert for the city. Heres a simple song.
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25136
>>25133
>direction
Scratch that, just 4 rounds
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25137
25139 25153
>>25133
For the first time perhaps ever, Trumpaladin is not startled in the least

*mounts Tracy*

To Guards: "She came for me. This fine mare right here is my performer. Does a Damned fine rendition of "Ghost Rider's in the Sky"

To Tracy:
"Situation's fucked. Thez gave me a bad contract, or maybe the Guards mistakenly believed that I was representing myself as Thez. I have no idea. All I can say, is mission failed, and get me the fuck out of here. Use your etheralness, your smoke, your smoke bombs, let be use your smoke cane, whatever, just get me the fuck out of here"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25138
25153
>>25134
Use ether and skills to make it seem as though she appeared out of nowhere.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25139
25140 25142 25143
>>25137
WHOA now, Tracy DOESN'T show up. Tracy is en route, but don't get ahead of yourself. Taylor is pleading your case at the moment.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25140
25144
>>25139
I know my move regardless. I prepared for this contingency
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25141
25146
Tracy moves at more than twice Fae's speed, and can move at three times that speed momentarily. Why didn't it take Fae four rounds?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25142
25143
>>25139
Unless the guards are willing to talk
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25143
>>25139
>>25142
"Now hol' up. hol' up. What kind of inconsistencies?"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25144
25147 25148 25155
>>25140
Oh you did?

In response to Taylor's impromptu performance (not sure how she did the narrative bit at the end but kek) they're completely sold. "Please, forgive us for doubting! Let us usher you inside!"
At the same time, Tracy comes crashing through one of the windows of the building, before anyone can respond. As Taylor is brought forward, and Tracy shuffles off debris and broken glass,... scene:
(whoever, do ur thing)
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25145
Way too much like that time I was detained at the Federal Courthouse in Dallas...
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25146
>>25141
It didn't take Fae 4 rounds, it took Thez 4 rounds, and only cuz Trump's armor is heavy as fug
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25147
>>25144
Im not the only t swift you know back on erde we discovered multiverse travel.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25148
25149 25150
>>25144
"All part of the show, folks!"
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25149
25152 25153 25155
>>25148
Ah yes tracy. Come here.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25150
25151 25155
>>25148
The counter guy gives Trump a look.
Guards move to restrict both Taylor and Tracy, not sure whats going on.
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25151
25153
>>25150
Chill out guys shes my horse.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25152
>>25149
At this, the guards form a sort of perimeter, neither detaining nor obstructing Taylor or Tracy.
please continue