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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

908 replies and 53 files omitted.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24951
24952
>>24949
Its more complicated than that, but yeah. Thez didn't know why he was dangerous even if dissected, but theres a reason she said not to untie him
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24952
24953 24955 24959
>>24951
Has she made it to the Entertron.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24953
>>24952
?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24954
24959 24970
>>24950
Fascinating

Approach citizen, preferably anyone who looks like a business man

But first: what do the posters say? Inspect poster
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24955
24956
>>24952
Does the Entertron kill spiders?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24956
24957
>>24955
No, but it'll keep her alive long enough to figure out the next step or produce home-made antivenom.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24957
24958
>>24956
Could make her hysterical...
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24958
>>24957
She's already hysterical.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24959
24961 24963 24964
To Infernius> Yeah you, we've got you guys by the balls. If you don't want to end up sprawled on the ground, bleeding from every orifice and pore, you'll do EXACTLY as We say.
>>24952
Sure
>>24954
The posters are faded and worn, and clearly allude to a festival/performance that is long since past, but show a purplish figure that seems a little familiar. By the way, Thez has wandered off.

Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24960
24966
*considers eatng hoers eyeball*
8xht9
?
No.24961
24962 24966
>>24959
"ME EAT YOU ALL ALIVE!!!!!!!!"
INTIMIDATION CHECK
8xht9
?
No.24962
24963
[1d20 = 20]
>>24961

Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24963
>>24959
Talk to citizen, looking for one who looks like a businessman

>>24962
It finally happened... Inferius rolled a 20
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24964
24965 24966
>>24959
>healed
What are the spiders doing?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24965
>>24964
He didn't say "healed"...
dshvk
?
No.24966
24968 24969
[5d20 = 51]
>>24960
Eat it, it grew back in the entertron.
>>24961
"Have it your way bub," the squeak replies. (bite bite bite bite bite)
>>24964
The ones on you? They're biting, successfully but unsuccessfully.

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24967
24968
Aaaaaand Infernius loses consciousness.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24968
24969 24970
>>24967
>>24966
but 20
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24969
24973 24974
>>24968
Doesn't necessarily stop enemies from attacking...
>>24966
*Transforms*
*kills spookers with fire*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24970
24971 24972 24974
>>24968
Intimidation, yes. But you're not dealing with "your average" bunch of spooders.
>>24954
Meanwhile>>24954
The posters depict a purple female with wings and a tail, bespeckled with gilt and monies, in a slightly suggestive pose. The writing seems to indicate a long since event.

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24971
24976
>>24970
>those posters
.......
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24972
24976
>>24970
Oh dear, it's worse than I feared. First, look into the skyline for any buildings that seem more prominent than the others
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24973
>>24969
Okay, NOW Tracy can be said to be safe from getting knocked the fuck out. Imagine how difficult this would be if Thez HADN'T insisted on not untying him
8xht9
?
No.24974
24981
[1d20 = 16]
>>24970
>>24970
>>24969
anger intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24975
24978 24980 24981
*makes sure spooders are kill*
Walks back into room, and lights bull on fire with super-heated hoof*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24976
24977
>>24971
>>24972
Oh yes.
<whooof> "ITS HERE! They called it something totally different in the last reboot!" Squeek! "I'll be back soon!" Thez quickly spits out before <whoof>
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24977
24981
>>24976
>reboot
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24978
24979 24980
>>24975
*away quickly to avoid any spooders, and watches bull burn*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24979
>>24978
steps away*
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24980
24983
>>24978
>>24975
>implying i care
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24981
24982 24983 24984
>>24974
Shush, you're unconscious and dying
>>24977
I'm SURE I've explained that at LEAST once
>>24975
As Tracy emerges from the infirmary and into the main area, Thez flies into the entry like a bolt, and rolls off the momentum, before springing to her feet.
"HOOOORAYY!" she exclaims, before seeing Tracy (a little pale,... even for Tracy) "Uhm,... something happened didn't it?"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24982
24990
>>24981
Look for important appearing building
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24983
24985
there-was-a-spider-ipanicked-but-i-think-its-gone-21001185.png
>>24980
I gotta gert rid of the spooders somehow
>>24981
>*is standing next to burning bull*
".... There was a spider... I think it's gone now though..."
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24984
24986
1503195925119-2.png
>>24981

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24985
24987 24989
>>24983
Infernius is in the vault. This is interjected before Tracy is able to return to him, and takes place in the main hall area.
>spooder
"I warned you about those, didn't I? (checks log) Yes! I specifically did!"
she storms off toward the vault, careful to walk on air and not the ground.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24986
Clinton's timeline.gif
>>24984
>his face when

Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24987
24988 24989
>>24985
Is Slovenia okay?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24988
>>24987
Meta spoilers - So far, assuming no spooders escaped while the vault door was (is) open.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24989
24992
>>24985
Tracy follows, levitating with her shoes and flaming hooves
>>24987
Unicorns are immune to poison.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24990
24991
>>24982
There are several buildings that seem more important than others, but they all seem to pertain to guild halls, churches, and other civic congregational points. Nothing administrative or discretionary appears.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24991
24994
>>24990
Walk towards a guild hall, try to find a person to engage
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24992
24993 24995
>>24989
Thez storms into the vault, slamming the door behind Tracy. "SPOODER! I REALLY don't want to have to,... oh to hell with it. Tracy, set I'nis on fire."
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24993
>>24992
*gladly obliges, leaving a hoof-shaped brand on his ass*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24994
24998
>>24991
"Greetings good sir. You look unfamiliar. Is this your first visit to Sparintenar? Welcome! Can I be of service?" says a smiling fellow, just outside one of the civic centers.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24995
>>24992
flowcharts keep going down the current path.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24996
24997
Infernius burns for a minute, Thez picks him up (while burning) and then walks back to the door. She pauses at the entrance, and waits for Tracy to get position behind her. "Ready?"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24997
25001
>>24996
"Nope, but just fuck it."
*follows*
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24998
25004
>>24994
"Hello! I am indeed a stranger to this town. I love the appearance so far. I come from Port Barry, and I believe I might have something to offer this town. Could you tell me about your trade, who runs it, how things have been working, and who I can talk to to make trade deals?"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24999
25005
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
Taking all waifus
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25000
25002
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Boop
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25001
>>24997
The two quickly jump through the door, Thez intent on preventing any spooders from escaping, before stopping on the other side of the closed door. She's agitated and has a little trouble controlling herself. "Don't open the door! At least all his bits are inside the vault, which is warded against any dimensional/transportational interference. There's probably a spooder or two that escaped, so keep on your guard (keep the shoes on). I'll be back," <whooof>
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25002
>>25000
Waifu thief boops one of his new waifus Xp
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25003
25008
Upon <whooof> Thez drops Infernius in the Entertron, careful to smack any spots that have attached themselves. "Sorry spooder,..." before <whoof>
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25004
25008
>>24998
"You'd want to check with the Center of Commerce! I'm sure they'll be more than happy to discuss terms of any trade arrangement you wish to look over. That building is right over there," he points.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25005
25008
>>24999
>implying you didnt do that already.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25006
25007 25008 25010
1287432895880.jpg
"Thez. Why U no say anything when I stayed behind and and explicitly said: 'but I wanna try on his suit'?"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25007
25009
>>25006
She didn't know the suit was how he did anything, she just knew that there were spooders. She did say watch out for spooders.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25008
25010 25015
>>25004
"Thank you! But before I go, if you don't mind telling me... Do you feel like anything is missing in life? Like there's something you and everyone want, but this city does not have?"

Make note of building to which he points

>>25005
True, just solidifying claims with still more digits

>>25006
Tracy finds herself booped, from a great distance

>>25003
Thez gets booped, from a distance
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25009
>>25007
Fair enough.

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25010
25011
>>25006
... spooder, spooder spooder spooder, blessed by lloth,... er,... spooders,....
I don't want to have to make her explanations unrealistically over the top myah,....
>>25008
Oh dear, that technically includes Thez doesn't it. We'll put that on the backburner for now.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25011
>>25010
no no let him do it.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25012
25041
Alright. Tracy is outside the vault, hovering over the ground cuz thats safest.
Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
Trump is still doing his thing in Sparintenar
Thez,... will show up in a few moments.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25013
25014
Still hoping to hear from Sad Alex, Taylor and Norfilly, but not holding my breath on those. The latter appears to have posted but not here (no bully) and the formers are a burgers so who fuggin' knows.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25014
25018
>>25013
I can summon Nordfilly if you need to at some point. I can tell you he is asleep right now
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25015
25016
>>25008 "The only thing 'missing' is some fine entertainment! We don't really have any time to invest in preparing or developing aesthetics, beyond a momentary suggestion or two, so if you know any entertainers, they'd be most welcome - and profitable - here in Sparintenar!"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25016
25021
>>25015
"I see. Thank you!"

Goes to the Chamber of Commerce
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25017
25021
Tracy contemplates returning to her eggs, but decides to hear-out what Thez has to say first.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25018
>>25014
No worries then, just wondering if he had abandoned the Game. No bully, again, but with increasingly less 'stronk-centered' gameplay, he/she could readily participate without (most) issues.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25019
25020 25021 25022
Trollestia is booped

Slovenia is booped
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25020
25023
>>25019
Boop.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25021
25023
>>25017
Thez whoofed away, but will probably be back soon.
>>25016
As Trump is nearing the Chamber of Commerce, Thez comes streaking from the heavens like a bolt to <crash> into the ground near/in-front of him. She shakes off any dazed-ness and hands him a scroll. "I don't have time to explain. Just,... give them this. Insist its genuine." <whoof>
>>25019
So many boops,....
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25022
>>25019
You came!
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25023
25024 25025 25027 25033
>>25020
Kek. I'm'a boop you too at some point

>>25021
Accepts doubtlessly satanic scroll

"Thank you Thez, but one more thing before you go." Gets close to thez Very close. "Boop"

Goes into Building
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25024
25026
>>25023
>boop
*Earth explodes*
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25025
25026 25027 25029 25033
>>25023
[Pops out from behind a tree near trump]
"Boop"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25026
>>25025
If you go to Sparintar there's amazing opportunities for Entertainers there. They'll love performances

"boop"

>>25024
*boops Tracy yet again*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25027
25029 25032
>>25023
GM accepts pre-<whooof> boop
>>25025
Welcome back! I thought u might be scurred. Where is she anyway? I'd assume the tower, but I'm open to suggestion.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25028
GM steps back a moment as the thread erupts in BOOPs
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25029
25030
>>25025
>>25027
She was said to be performing concerts in the area as default. Couldn't she have gone to Sparitar herself?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25030
25031
>>25029
Yes, but those concerts would have been low-effort, local things. Nothing that would involve economic or political maneuvering, just local affairs which would have endeared her to Port Barry. Anything more involved requires player input.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25031
25036
>>25030
Yeah, but couldn't she have traveled, is what I'm saying?
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25032
25035 25036
>>25027
I followed trump.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25033
25035
>>25023
>satanic
Oh shush, that's the scroll she said "that phrase" to get.
>>25025
Thez flies in, crashes against the entry staircase and speeds off saying "Heygoodtoseeyoubutsorrytheresspooders,..."
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25034
25037
*goes into workshop to look for gasoline or some other flammable liquid*
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25035
25038 25039
>>25032
"How would you like to make a damned fine splash at the half-time show of Sparinitar's first big Football Game. Get your own recording contract too. Top 40's hits"

>>25033
It's a pop-music recording contract...
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25036
>>25032
Its a little late for that, he's in a completely different city at this point
>>25031
Last time I attempted to emote characters I was quickly rebuked, so without any particular character guidelines I am unwilling to attempt to describe/dictate what characters are doing in the meantime, so no
kxYE5
?
No.25037
25040
>>25034
Go to Slovenia. I bet you that lovely pony could make a flamethrower if you asked her
\r
Tay
9PP5B
?
No.25038
25043
>>25035
T- top 40 its always been my dream. Just like godess Taylor.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25039
25043
>>25035
Yes it is. And this is the city it pertains to. It wasn't called that at the time, so there might be a tad bit of confusion, but the posters (all considered) clearly depict Thez,....

As far as the situation in the Tower. All players are ourside the vault, and are healed from spooders. Thez suggested to be wary of stray spooders, but otherwise the source of spooder is locked in the vault. Players are mostly safe (sorry Taylor, hope ur not scared of spooders).
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25040
>>25037
She's a carpenter though... Why not?

"Hey, sister. I don't have very much time to chat, but do you have any gasoline or flamethrowers around here by any chance?"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25041
25044
>>25012
hopefully ill drown in here.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25042
Thez speeds up to Tracy. "You didn't let any out did you? Good!" she speeds away. A moment later she speeds up to Infernius' position in the Entertron.
"You, what're you doing in there? You look sad! What's the problem? Oh, you have some spooders on you."
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25043
25045 25065
>>25038
"Sparintenar is the city of dreams. It's the best place to do it"

>>25039
*Still goes into the Chamber of Commerce Building*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25044
25046 25059
>>25041
Y U so salty tonight?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25045
25047
>>25043
K. There are a variety of different sorts and shapes and sizes operating in various groups and lines, with occasional assortments of booths. There's a large table area that says "Information" at the front.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25046
25048
>>25044
I booped Thez...
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25047
25049
>>25045
Go to Information!
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25048
25051 25055
>>25046
Like Infernius didn't go to town for over an hour while GM waited for no reason to hear what was going to become of Trump and Tracy,.... btw Thez informed Infernius she likes to have her hands tied by her braid yeah,...
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25049
25050
>>25047
"Greetings sir, how can I help forward your request." the clerk says slightly monotone.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.25050
25052
>>25049
"Who may I speak to about a certain... recording contract? I have a scroll in my possession"