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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

908 replies and 53 files omitted.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25495
25498
>>25492
"if me could whooof me would use it like that."
Anonymous
GsoPL
?
No.25496
25500
>>25494
Okay.
Can maces, hammers or axes be considered throwing weapons?
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25497
25499
>>25493
>>25494
Trumpaladin and Tracy test out the strength of the bed in Trumpaladin's room
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25498
25501 25508
>>25495
Thez walks over to the entertron and presses the "Clean/Sterilize" button. "I'm sure you would! There will be PLENTY of time for that later!" she mutters something about other abilities. Still glaring, she announces "I need some coffee dammit! And to kill something!" and she storms off. Then storms back in, "Oh, and Torcuil is awake!" storms back out.
Anonymous
GsoPL
?
No.25499
25502
>>25497
Noted.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25500
25505
>>25496
Typically, only hand axes are considered throwing weapons.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25501
25503
>>25498
"hey wanna go kill some communist with me?"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25502
>>25499
>charted.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25503
>>25501
From the kitchen. "YES!"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25504
25507
Taylor? Is Taylor in the house?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25505
25506 25507
taylor_swift_nazi_ss_by_encore2012-d9okubv.jpg
>>25500
Noted.
>>25492
>is Taylor lurking
It doesn't seem like it...
Taylor are you there?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25506
>>25505
We should probably wait then, she'll be a central figure in the dialogue.
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25507
25509 25510
>>25505
>>25504
Drinking some covefefe.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25508
>>25498
*walks to the stables trying to find torc.*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25509
25511
nazi_taylor_swift_by_encore2012-d9ny2kd.jpg
>>25507
Ah, perfect.
Are you ready to play?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25510
25516
>>25507
Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25511
25512
>>25509
Give me 20. Then ill be free all day.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25512
25516
>>25511
Alright.
orbqH
?
No.25513
25514 25517
Spoilered
I'm not sure how committed I can be to this. Definitely not for the next hour. I will definitely be busy at least part of the night and I REALLY want a full negation scene...
\r
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25514
25515
>>25513
I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush
???
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25515
25519
>>25514
Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches...
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25516
25520 25523
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>>25510
>>25512
>Tfw ready to play.
I put on my natsoc uniform then head to the dining area.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25517
25518 25519
>>25513
I might have to help out a visiting relative for a while in the next hour-90mins, but I'll try to play as much as I can.
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25518
25519 25520
>>25517
I can wait then.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25519
25522
>>25515
>>25517
Technically, Trump and Tracy would be the last to arrive cuz 'reasons' anyway.
>>25518
You can proceed if you like
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25520
>>25516
>in bed
"Oh shoot, I guess I should wear something.."
*rummages through saddlebags*
>only black hoodies, striped panties, latex, kneesocks, and lingerie
"...I'll wear the robe over the sweater.."
*Dresses to the point of presentability and walks out*
>>25518
I can play for a bit more.
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25521
25528 25531
>really wants to join in but is busy
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25522
>>25519
I continue then.
Anonymous
dP4No
?
No.25523
25525 25526 25527 25535
>>25516
REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)

Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25524
25533 25535
Taylor is first to arrive in the banquet hall, which its self is a huge area. The tables are remarkably simple, with only a thin cloth covering them. Not many have arrived, only a few individuals engaged in conversation, while staff mills about carrying trays, plates, and a variety of other banquety prep things. As Taylor enters (with Tracy not far behind) one particular fellow in a neat beard lights up. "I see, you must be Miss Swift, I've heard a great deal about you from the soldiers who were present earlier. You put on quite a show, especially without any planning or preparation! My name is Sigmund, and I'm the Minister of Entertainment," he says offering his hand, looking appreciatively at her uniform (in a non-lewd sense). He himself is dressed - like most of the people who have been seen - in sturdy, simple clothes, and though there's a degree of discipline to him (as there is everyone) he doesn't bear any of the observable characteristics (posture, etc.) of a soldier.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25525
25529
>>25523
"hey torculi im here to make sure the coma did not lasting damage."
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25526
25529
>>25523
Well, Thez and Infernius are gonna kill some commies before too long.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25527
>>25523
She's in another city atm.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25528
25530 25531
>>25521
Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
Anonymous
dP4No
?
No.25529
25532
>>25525
"Thanks Infernius. How are you?"
>>25526
Torc still has his helicopter lisence.
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25530
25531
>>25528
So long as I can write in single sentences, yes.

Trumpaladin goes to banquet with Waifu
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25531
>>25521
>>25528
>>25530
There won't be time for speeches yet, its all NPC introductions and interactions leading up to the banquet.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25532
25536
>>25529
"me great me engaged to ana!"
GsoPL
?
No.25533
25534 25538
>>25524
May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
GsoPL
?
No.25534
[2d20 = 25]
>>25533

Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25535
25538
>>25523
Aww i love you too.
>>25524
Hello fine sir, thank you for your words[blushes]. Takes hand.
Anonymous
dP4No
?
No.25536
25537
>>25532
Torc: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25537
25539
>>25536
"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25538
25540 25541
>>25535
"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533
Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
Anonymous
dP4No
?
No.25539
25542
>>25537
"Saying no would be lying
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25540
25543
>>25538
You are too kind herr sigmund.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25541
25545
>>25538
*watches intently*
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25542
>>25539
"want to go eat?"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25543
25544
>>25540
"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25544
>>25543
Id be honored.
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25545
25546 25547
>>25541
*smiles confidently, waits patiently, and pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25546
>>25545
[affectionate pony noises]
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25547
25549
>>25545
As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25548
25551
"Thank you, I am indeed Trumpaladin, and this is my associate Tracy Cage. To whom do I have the honor of speaking?"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25549
25550 25551 25553
>>25547
*puffs out chest a little bit*
"I am his lawfully-wedded waifu, but steed is fine too."
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25550
25552
>>25549
*puts hand on pony to stay and to calm her*
"Well I don't know if I'd say..."
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25551
25553 25560 25563
>>25548
>>25549
He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25552
25554 25558 25559
>>25550
"... Only legally though.. We still haven't had our ceremony.."
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25553
>>25551
>>25549
Trumpaladin watches with genuine curiousiry to see what surname Tracy claims
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25554
>>25552
*ears twitch in the distance*
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25558
>>25552
Aww
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25559
>>25556
Kek. Now now
>>25552
He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25560
25564
talking.png
>>25551
"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25561
Ah shoot, I g2g for a while..
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25562
25564
A sudden cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine, like he avoided a clear and serious danger

The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25563
25564
>>25551
"A military man? Is the military situation of Sparinitar... Interesting?"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25564
>>25560
Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562
IKR?
>>25563
"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25565
25566
"Rehnquist is quite a fine name. Reminds me of a great man of my world..."
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25566
25567 25570
>>25565
"Your world?" I'm not sure I follow. Are you not from this world?"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25567
25571
>>25566
>empathetic link
*gestures not to give too many details, lest he become suspicious*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25568
25569
Do characters roll for Will, Ref, and Fort DC Saves, or do they just have what's listed on their character sheets?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25569
25577 25579
>>25568
Yes. Saving throws are a D20 + whatever modifiers from class or w/e else
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25570
25573 25581
>>25566
"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.

I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."

Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25571
25572
>>25567
*doesnt notice until after he's said everything because mobile phone*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25572
25574
>>25571
*sighs*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25573
25576 25580 25581
>>25570
Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25574
25575
>>25572
*whispers*
"You did just tell him you were Equestrian*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25575
>>25574
>link
'How's he supposed to know what an Equestrian is?'
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25576
>>25573
"But of course. Just afraid you would not believe me"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25577
25578 25579
>>25569
can items give us bonuses?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25578
>>25577
Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25579
25583
>>25577
I've seen some that do.
>>25569
Are racial/species modifiers a factor?
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25580
25582
>>25573
"If you have questions, ask away"
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25581
25582 25587
>>25570
>>25573
Faints at the sight.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25582
25583 25589
>>25580
"I shall, in time. For now, you will have to excuse me. I must usher in my men."
>>25581
A staff member approaches and begins to prod her. "Ma'am? Are you okay? Are you okay?"
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25583
25586
>>25582
"May I ask for what purpose?"

>>25579
Through link if possible, or whisper,
"Prepare your cane, prepare to transform, prepare to run"

Anonymous
dP4No
?
No.25584
25585 25586
"So when can we kill commies?"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25585
25595
>>25584
"hey look at this mover meme."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpPkcR13uJ8
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.25586
25588 25595
>>25583
"Purpose? Because I desire two things. Strong men, and strong allies."
>>25584
Soon, but I do have to run an errand for about 15 minutes.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25587
293577__safe_rarity_animated_faint_marshmelodrama_simple background_transparent background.gif
>>25581
>Eats the hearts of her enemies and bathes in their blood, after genociding entire planets to expand her empire
>This girl is just pretending, like Rarity!
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25588
>>25586
"I like your way of thinking"
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25589
25590 25591 25600
>>25582
[Gets up]
Oh my so ungraceful trumpadin.
Anonymous
GsoPL
?
No.25590
>>25589
kek
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25591
25593 25600
>>25589
"I mean, if you don't want me to help get you contracts and material, just say so"
Anonymous
orbqH
?
No.25592
25594 25603
I'm going to have to go for a couple hours very soon
Tay
qmkN5
?
No.25593
>>25591
I am a lady herr trump.
Anonymous
GsoPL
?
No.25594
>>25592
Also this.
I've got a bit of time though.
Anonymous
dP4No
?
No.25595
25596 25597 25600
>>25585
>I'm crashing this helicopter, with no commie suvivers.
>>25586
One question. From my understanding a ranger is just a class that is just proficent with ranged weapons, some melee, camoflauge/hiding, and also nature skills. How hard would it be to have Torc dual class in mage/ranger?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.25596
25599
>>25595
They're good with animals too, and get a bunch of divine spells and feats, along with anything that involves travel. I kind of wish I chose that, desu...
Multiclassing in that was causes an experience penalty, though it's still an option. I think there's a feat you can take for weapons proficiency though.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.25597
25598
>>25595
i think all you would have to do is find a ranger to teach you.