Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.
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>>25492"if me could whooof me would use it like that."
>>25494Okay.
Can maces, hammers or axes be considered throwing weapons?
>>25493>>25494Trumpaladin and Tracy test out the strength of the bed in Trumpaladin's room
>>25495Thez walks over to the entertron and presses the "Clean/Sterilize" button. "I'm sure you would! There will be PLENTY of time for that later!" she mutters something about other abilities. Still glaring, she announces "I need some coffee dammit! And to kill something!" and she storms off. Then storms back in, "Oh, and Torcuil is awake!" storms back out.
>>25496Typically, only hand axes are considered throwing weapons.
>>25498"hey wanna go kill some communist with me?"
Taylor? Is Taylor in the house?
>>25500Noted.
>>25492>is Taylor lurkingIt doesn't seem like it...
Taylor are you there?
>>25505We should probably wait then, she'll be a central figure in the dialogue.
>>25498*walks to the stables trying to find torc.*
>>25507Well then. As everyone settles into their rooms for a bit,... some more vigorously than others, a neatly dressed staff member makes their way down the corridor, individually knocking on each of the rooms and declaring (without entering) that the banquet will begin within the hour. Guests are invited to make their way to the hall as they please, which is conveniently the large room at the end of the hall. Its a long hall with a variety of doors, all unlabelled. The indicated room at the end has a set of double-doors, that have been opened.
>>25509Give me 20. Then ill be free all day.
I'm not sure how committed I can be to this. Definitely not for the next hour. I will definitely be busy at least part of the night and I REALLY want a full negation scene...
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>>25513I mean an hour game-time. All three present have their own distinctive element to the the coming exchange, and it wouldn't work without everyone.
>ambush???
>>25514Spell check. I'm on a phone, and will be much of the night...
I wanted to write full speeches... >>25510>>25512>Tfw ready to play.I put on my natsoc uniform then head to the dining area.
>>25515>>25517Technically, Trump and Tracy would be the last to arrive cuz 'reasons' anyway.
>>25518You can proceed if you like
>>25516>in bed"Oh shoot, I guess I should wear something.."
*rummages through saddlebags*
>only black hoodies, striped panties, latex, kneesocks, and lingerie"...I'll wear the robe over the sweater.."
*Dresses to the point of presentability and walks out*
>>25518I can play for a bit more.
>really wants to join in but is busy
>>25516REEEEEEEEEEEE
(Translation: Hi demon of hell)
Torc decides to play with Mr. Snek for a while.
At least, until someone fucks everything up and he is needed
Taylor is first to arrive in the banquet hall, which its self is a huge area. The tables are remarkably simple, with only a thin cloth covering them. Not many have arrived, only a few individuals engaged in conversation, while staff mills about carrying trays, plates, and a variety of other banquety prep things. As Taylor enters (with Tracy not far behind) one particular fellow in a neat beard lights up. "I see, you must be Miss Swift, I've heard a great deal about you from the soldiers who were present earlier. You put on quite a show, especially without any planning or preparation! My name is Sigmund, and I'm the Minister of Entertainment," he says offering his hand, looking appreciatively at her uniform (in a non-lewd sense). He himself is dressed - like most of the people who have been seen - in sturdy, simple clothes, and though there's a degree of discipline to him (as there is everyone) he doesn't bear any of the observable characteristics (posture, etc.) of a soldier.
>>25523"hey torculi im here to make sure the coma did not lasting damage."
>>25523Well, Thez and Infernius are gonna kill some commies before too long.
>>25523She's in another city atm.
>>25521Is there a way for the two of us to progress a little bit just for now? I might be busy in a bit.
>>25525"Thanks Infernius. How are you?"
>>25526Torc still has his helicopter lisence.
>>25528So long as I can write in single sentences, yes.
Trumpaladin goes to banquet with Waifu
>>25521>>25528>>25530There won't be time for speeches yet, its all NPC introductions and interactions leading up to the banquet.
>>25529"me great me engaged to ana!"
>>25524May as well do a search and Sense motive check.'
What's he have on him (items, weapons, etc.)?
What does he want?
>>25523Aww i love you too.
>>25524Hello fine sir, thank you for your words[blushes]. Takes hand.
>>25536"thanks big man torc, wanna kill some communist?"
*does check up on motor functions and senses.*
>>25535"Well, truthfully I am only echoing the words of others. Still, your fashion sense alone speaks well of you. We haven't had a skilled talent arrive here in,... well since before I was minister. We get the occasional act or circus troupe, but no one who can operate independent of a musical group or a crew."
>>25533Nothing apparent, he's wearing a simple outfit, no bells or whistles, though he (again, like most, even the staff) has a hefty knife sheathed to his waist. He seems intent on discussion with Taylor, and is open and optimistic.
>>25537"Saying no would be lying
>>25538You are too kind herr sigmund.
>>25540"Not at all. If it pleases you, might you be available later on? A business arrangement, if you don't mind my saying, could be profitable and useful both to a talented young woman such as yourself, in addition to enriching the lives of the citizens of Sparintenar (Spartans Xp)."
>>25541*smiles confidently, waits patiently, and pets pony*
>>25545[affectionate pony noises]
>>25545As Trump and Tracy arrive, they are immediately set upon by a handful of individuals, who respectfully wait upon eachother to speak. There is a clear and established hierarchy they are appealing to, and the apparent oldest one is the first to speak. "We had heard that a Paladin has made its way here. You certainly look the part." He's not aggressive, but he is clearly weighing in his speech and observations. "Perhaps, with a bit of novelty," he says, turning his gaze to Tracy. "I'm surprised you brought your steed with you."
"Thank you, I am indeed Trumpaladin, and this is my associate Tracy Cage. To whom do I have the honor of speaking?"
>>25547*puffs out chest a little bit*
"
I am his lawfully-wedded waifu, but steed is fine too."
>>25549*puts hand on pony to stay and to calm her*
"Well I don't know if I'd say..."
>>25548>>25549He raises his eyebrow. "Novelty indeed. I am Renquist, First Commander of the Spartans, second only to our leader, Bazooka Squirrel. That is his name, but we call him Baz for short." he looks to Tracy. "How came you to speak Mrs. Cage?" he asks, a little surprised to be using the term "mrs." in this context.
>>25550"... Only legally though.. We still haven't had our ceremony.."
>>25551>>25549Trumpaladin watches with genuine curiousiry to see what surname Tracy claims
>>25552*ears twitch in the distance*
>>25556Kek. Now now
>>25552He seems puzzled by the idea of being legally married without a ceremony, but awaits Tracy's response.
>>25551"I am an Equestrian; all of the volk of my race are able to speak your tongues. Being able to stand on two hooves though, that's a bit more complicated.."
Ah shoot, I g2g for a while..
A sudden cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine, like he avoided a clear and serious danger
The thought appears in his mind, "I'm glad my faggot editted the configuration again last night"
>>25551"A military man? Is the military situation of Sparinitar... Interesting?"
>>25560Renquist leans over to one of his entourage and directs him to make a note. "Interesting," he continues. "And you Mr. Trump; You haven't been witnessed in battle, but I can gather by your attire that you've seen your fair share. I trust you're not the sort to bear arms against your allies?"
>>25562IKR?
>>25563"Sir, Sparintenar is entirely a military civilization. We pride ourselves on discipline, loyalty, and honor. Our active servicemen train year-round, and even our civilians are given periodic instruction and training. There's not a man, woman, or child here who cannot and would not take up arms for eachother and for the city."
"Rehnquist is quite a fine name. Reminds me of a great man of my world..."
*fondly remembers a Supreme Court Justice who always voted for the Government in criminal procedure cases*
>>25565"Your world?" I'm not sure I follow. Are you not from
this world?"
>>25566>empathetic link*gestures not to give too many details, lest he become suspicious*
Do characters roll for Will, Ref, and Fort DC Saves, or do they just have what's listed on their character sheets?
>>25568Yes. Saving throws are a D20 + whatever modifiers from class or w/e else
>>25566"No, I am not of this world, nor are the other members of my party. I came from a world where I was a loyal law enforcement officer and then a civil servant. I was betrayed, but I received a second chance here.
I have taken Port Barry as my protectorate, and they have taken me. I and my party have fought off rats, George Soros, mechanical beasts, and more. I personally have cleaved an arm off of Soros, dealt strong blows to kefka and his tarasque, and fended off trolls. Which reminds me."
Trumpaladin reaches for his bag, and produces the head of Kefka, right before Rehnquist.
"Was this guy bothering you? My party killed him, and his Tarasque. He won't be demanding tribute from you anymore"
Puts head back in bag
"I am very impressed by your description of Sparintenar. Sounds very well disciplined. Wish I had that back on my old world. And no, I am not one to attack allies, at least so long as they do not attack me"
>>25567*doesnt notice until after he's said everything because mobile phone*
>>25570Renquist ponders Trump's words. "We shall have to talk more. I have many questions. Also, please refrain from further presenting severed heads in the dining hall," he says tactfully.
>>25572*whispers*
"You did just tell him you were Equestrian*
>>25574>link'How's he supposed to know what an Equestrian is?'
>>25573"But of course. Just afraid you would not believe me"
>>25569can items give us bonuses?
>>25577Yes, in a variety of cases. Other items can grant feats, such as the ring Tracy crafted for Trump (Evasion)
>>25577I've seen some that do.
>>25569Are racial/species modifiers a factor?
>>25573"If you have questions, ask away"
>>25580"I shall, in time. For now, you will have to excuse me. I must usher in my men."
>>25581A staff member approaches and begins to prod her. "Ma'am? Are you okay? Are you okay?"
>>25582"May I ask for what purpose?"
>>25579Through link if possible, or whisper,
"Prepare your cane, prepare to transform, prepare to run"
"So when can we kill commies?"
>>25583"Purpose? Because I desire two things. Strong men, and strong allies."
>>25584Soon, but I do have to run an errand for about 15 minutes.
>>25586"I like your way of thinking"
>>25582[Gets up]
Oh my so ungraceful trumpadin.
>>25589"I mean, if you don't want me to help get you contracts and material, just say so"
I'm going to have to go for a couple hours very soon
>>25592Also this.
I've got a bit of time though.
>>25595i think all you would have to do is find a ranger to teach you.