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Corn Nuts
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24544
Read "Corny Nuts"
Which brings us into the next edition of the Game thread! For newcomers, this is an RP thread thats been ongoing for,... shit, 3 months now. How time flies.
Anywhow, its based on a very loose and permissive rendition of classic D&D 3.5 edition as a baseline, and includes whatever additions can be effectively (and not too ludicrously) included; basically whatever players want that also makes some sense.
The party has just made some character and story developments. Trump and Tracy discover that when their powers combine they form Captain Planet,... or rather, Tracy gets uber-sized and most ferocious.
Infernius and Thez have successfully tracked down and captured a Dark Elf who had been masquerading as the proprietor of the Bazaar (there is no proprietor) who were responsible for jacking all their shit.
What happens next? I have some idea, which probably means its not going to go anywhere near how I expect.

908 replies and 58 files omitted.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24850
24853
>>24847
*holds on to Thez's waist*

>>24849
"I can call you when you're done"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24851
24852
>>24846
Actually for that matter, just hollow out the body from the outside in. Start pulling organs out of the neck. Look for items in his body.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24852
24855
>>24851
Leave the rib-cage intact, so the ropes don't come loose.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24853
24854
>>24849
"Fine, stay behind, I just didn't want to leave you if you wanted to go too."
>>24850
"Alright then!"
<whoof>
They both appear several thousand feet above the Port at a 45deg north diagonal. Her wing-contraption immediately extends, but seems heavily weighted by his armor and everything.
"Dammit, we won't crash, but"
<whooof>
"Remind me to have you"
<whooof>
"Stow that shit for next time."

After a brief and sarcastic bit of banter, the two touch-down a good number of yards outside Cardashil, its central spires reaching up past the domed wall surrounding it. The line is just as long as ever, and is progressing equally slowly. Thez re-bundles her glider-wings.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24854
24859
>>24853
>Cardashil
*stares at Thez*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24855
24858
>>24852
Tracy finds a set of fine lockpicks taped to his ass.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24856
24857
>>24602
COMMUNISM?!?!
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24857
24876
>>24856
Shit... You arrived just 5 minutes too late
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24858
24861
>>24855
*pockets lockpicks*
Dig deeper into his corpse, scraping out any and all tissue.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24859
24860
>>24854
Sorry, yes. Sparintenar. My bad
Video re-winds and plays back in a similar manner, except Sparintenar.
Sparintenar is a very precise and deliberate looking city-state. A great deal of care has been placed to replicate throughout what embellishments can be seen (gargoyles, ramparts, windows, etc.). It is very uniform and precise.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24860
24862
>>24859
Neat! Is there a building that clearly seems to dominate from the skyline?

Approaches city more closely
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24861
24864
>>24858
*Inspects suit*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24862
24863
>>24860
Not particularly, the outer wall has been constructed to as to prevent outsiders from looking in at all. Its very pragmatic and strategic in its design, though not lacking in a simple (almost Dwarven) aesthetic.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24863
24866
>>24862
I recall Krenshall was a dwarven city. Is Sparintenar as well?
dshvk
?
No.24864
24865 24868
[1d20 = 9]
>>24861
The suit has a myriad of tiny little dots on it,... which curiously run to and fro. Tracy feels a slight sting in her hand.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24865
>>24864
>Oh shit
Infernius is sitting in the vault, right?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24866
24867
>>24863
>Krenshall
Gnomish, I think you mean to say
>Sparintenar
Not apparently, there are humans at the gate.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24867
24877
>>24866
Oh yeah

Approach gate
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24868
24869 24870
>>24864
Is.. is that a fortitude save?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24869
24871 24872
Tracy saves,... barely. In response to the pain and a warm sensation at the site, her attention is directed to a number of tiny spots that are spreading out along her forearm.
>>24868
Yes
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24870
24872
>>24868
If it is I think you just lost
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24871
>>24869
*forelegs
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24872
24873 24874
>>24870
>>24869
Can't Tracy share Trumpaladin's saving throw? His is 10.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24873
24875 24878
>>24872
In mounted form, yes. In non-mounted form... I don't know
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24874
>>24872
Plus the Charisma modifier.

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24875
24882
>>24873
No, not unmounted. Besides, Tracy's fort is +9 for rogue levels, and +2 for BG levels (maybe even an additional +1 depending on where that last level lands, I have 13 in Rogue, 1 in BG, 1 in Assasin, with 1 remaining)
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24876
24879 24880
>>24857
What did i miss quick rundown while im reading through.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24877
24881
>>24867
As Trump approaches the gate (and Thez close behind) he is greeted by the guards. "That's a fancy entrance you made there. A trick like that would wow some people. Can I get your name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24878
24885
>>24873
Does a Paldin's mount normally need to be near/mounted on the Paladin to share the save? It's not in the description.
Fiendish servants share saves too, and a common servant is a common toad.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24879
24888
>>24876
Tracy killed the Elf thing.

Trumpaladin mounted Tracy

Trumpaladin goes to Sparintenar
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24880
24888
>>24876
Players were noobs, got triggered by the Dark Elf, killed him, put his head in a metal bucket, and then Trump/Thez took off to make contacts in Sparintenar. Tracy did a variety of torturing/killing the Dark Elf until he died, which is why his head is now seated, partially submerged, in now-cool iron).
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24881
24883
>>24877
"Why Thank you. That was thanks to Thez, another member of my party. I am Trumpaladin"
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24882
24886
>>24875
A level 12 rogue has a +4 fortitude save. The +9 is the base attack bonus
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24883
24884
>>24881
Thez is wide-eyed, but otherwise non-responsive.
"Greetings Trumpaladin. Ordinarily I would give you a lengthy detailing about how non-citizens are under strict orders to engage in no shenanigens while inside, I suppose I can skip that bit for a paladin right? Sparintenar is open for you to enter, please take in all that our fine city-state can offer." He looks again at Thez (dark skin, oddity, still no bother).
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24884
>>24883
"But of course, I have nothing but the best of intentions, and thank you"
Enters city

Looks at structures
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24885
24894
>>24878
Is Tracy kill or not?
Also, If a Blackguard uses a toad or raven as their servant, how do they share saves when one can't ride the other?
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24886
24887 24889
>>24882
Whoops, you're right
Tracy, I apologize for the mistake, but you fall flat on the ground, losing consciousness. A warm sensation drifts up your arm and,....

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24887
>>24886
Shit...
8xht9
?
No.24888
24891 24893
[3d20 = 23]
>>24879
>>24880
*BLIND FUCKING RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!*
*attack anyone who had anything to do with the drows death.*
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24889
>>24886
Oh shit... um...
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24890
Infernius is in the vault, right?
[desperate hoers noises]
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24891
24894 24895
>>24888
She just died
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24893
>>24888
It was an accident...
Pls save Tracy...
Checked.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24894
>>24885
Not kill, but not well either. Blackguard servants work differently than Paladin mounts who happen to be Blackguards because the GM doesn't know how to maintain boundaries with players, but who has the chance to make things difficult so now he's going to.
>>24891
Not entirely, but upon Infernius entering the room he sees a torn-apart torso, (formerly the dark elf) next to a crucible bucket with the elf's head cemented in iron. Tracy is passed out on the ground and is burning up.

Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24895
24896 24897
>>24891
good
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24896
>>24895
Let her stay on the ground if that is your intent
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24897
24898 24899
>>24895
Pls halp... I don't want the fetus to get brain damage..
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24898
24900 24903
>>24897
*heals bitch hores so the bab dont die*
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24899
24902 24905
>>24897
Oh, the fetus got brain damage from the parents by my reckoning. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24900
24901 24903
>>24898
[grateful pony noises]
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24901
24904 24907
>>24900
*cuts off ear*
"dont fuck with me hores."
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24902
>>24899
I'll refute that when I come up with a reasonable response.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24903
24904
>>24898
>>24900
Healing Tracy results in her gaining consciousness, but she's still stricken with poison and delirious.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24904
24906
>>24901
>>24903

Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24905
24910
>>24899
Do you mean genetic or the other thing they've been doing?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24906
>>24904
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24907
24909
>>24901
[pained pony noises]
"H-hello..." she says weakly
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24908
GM suspects he's going to enjoy this
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24909
24911 24915
>>24907
*cures poision*
*punches face multiple times*
"NOT YOU OBJECT TO KILLLLLLL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24910
24912
>>24905
Surely only the things that they've been doing, I wouldn't dare suggest otherwise.
dshvk
?
No.24911
24913 24914
[3d20 = 21]
>>24909
Infernius feels several sharp pricks along the hands that are holding Tracy
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24912
24950
>>24910
So... enters Sparintinar
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24913
24919
>>24911
*IGNORES THEM*
*continues punching*
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24914
24917
>>24911
Are those things crawling along Tracy now? Is she going to get bitten again?
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24915
24919
>>24909
".. I.. I d-didn't mean to kill him! I tried to paralyze him so that he couldn't slip away, but then I popped the wrong disk! Ouch!"
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24916
24918
spooo16.jpg
He saves (this time for sure, barely) but he notices several little spots running around along his hands.

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24917
24920
>>24914
I hope not...
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24918
24921
>>24916
"SPODER"
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24919
24922
>>24913
>>24915

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24920
24923
>>24917
She's not a threat at the moment, she hasn't even regained her feet. Though, she can see without looking too hard that there are several on her person, assuming more haven't hidden themselves amongst her armor and clothes.
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24921
24924
>>24918
Yes, spooder. You have JUST a moment to decide what to do.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24922
>>24919
Kek, you have your priorities straight
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24923
>>24920
[delerious pony noises]
"... They're kind of cute..."
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24924
24926 24927 24939
>>24921
*i rip out tracys right eye*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24925
24926 24939
Crawl towards Entertron as soon as she can.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24926
>>24924
>>24925

Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24927
24928 24930
>>24924
Wow, wow, wow! Uncool.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24928
24929
>>24927
Pay attention. You might learn something about how to torture non-lethally
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24929
>>24928
He didn't respond to pain. Idk if he could even feel pain. That's why I thought it would be a swell idea to paralyze him.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24930
24931 24944
>>24927
"me anger sated"* heals pony fully except for ear* "me keeping this so you no forget"
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24931
24932 24934
>>24930
*doesn't bother trying to get ear back*
*Moves towards Entertron*
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24932
24933 24944
>>24931
*takes to entertron*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24933
24935 24945
>>24932
Isn't she still covered in adorable spooders though?
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24934
24936
>>24931
Let your husbando heal your ear

I hate to say this but.... bottle a spider
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24935
>>24933
infernuis dosent care
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24936
24937
>>24934
I gotta try to get this webbing off first, or at least glamour it..

Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24937
24944
>>24936
*tears off webs*
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24938
24941
If Tracy survives this, we could use her blood to make an antidote. Antivenom is made by injecting horses with poison to create antibodies, after all.
dshvk
?
No.24939
24943 24944 24946
[1d20 = 8]
[3d20 = 34]
>>24924
Okkay,....
>>24925
Good choice. Tracy crawls out of the room "Oh no you don't!" a squeaky voice can be heard.

Thats what I would have said, dice included, but I had to restart my computer so I'll start from the entertron

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24940
Oh snap, its a good thing too!
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24941
24942
>>24938
Inferius is already immune by virtue of not being a bitch. And Trumpaladin ain't gettin' near those things
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24942
>>24941
kek this.
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24943
24947
>>24939
>is spooked
Fucking gallop at full speed, use momentum to land in Entertron
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24944
>>24937
>>24932
>>24930
>>24939

Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24945
>>24933
Yes, she is, and he's got a fair number on him now as well.
"Hey bub, listen up," comes a squeaky squirrel-voice from next to Infernius' ear.
Anonymous
8xht9
?
No.24946
24948
>>24939
my heart might explode.
Anonymous
kxYE5
?
No.24947
>>24943
Don't kill yourself with it
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24948
>>24946
Some spider bites do that...
Mrs. Sentry
GsoPL
?
No.24949
24951
>should've known that the suit could only be worn by an assassin with poison immunity
Anonymous
dshvk
?
No.24950
24954
>>24912
Meanwhile, the City-state of Sparintenar is a sprawling and successful city full of,... embellished but less so amenities. There is plenty of places to eat and shop, all sporting nice-ish merchandise of a uniform variety. The food smells a little bland, but perfectly acceptable (as far as sustenance), and aside from a few tattered posters that can be seen along the corners of streets, there doesn't seem to be anything of note beyond the general 'basics'.