/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>21363
"you get glued if you even think about taking my "beef sausage"

>>21363
Stop underestimating evil shit! It's demon Jew. Physical removal is the only cure for that poison

>>21364
"That has Jew AIDS! Don't!"

>>21364
*offers kosher sausage*
>>21365
"Get your mind out of the gutter, pervert! I'm married."

>>21367
*bitch smacks pony*
"Bad Tracy! Do NOT poison teammates"

>>21365
"Inferius! Grab the sausage before it poisons someone!"

>>21365
"I wonder how horse haggis is"
Trump gib flag

>>21368
[sad pony noises]
"It didn't poison me, and I had like twelve feet of it raw. How do you know it's poison?"
*runs off with sausage*

>>21371
*sighs*
"Every time I think we are going to work out together, that this can work, I am reminded why it will not..."

said with a sort of sad dullness, because it's the same shit as before
"Please do not risk harming the child by consuming Demon Jew Blood"

Starts to walk away

>>21370
I thought I did? Do you not want Scotland?

>>21370
I thought haggis was only sheep. Can it be other things, aside for Torcuil of course?

>>21372
I didn't know you had
>>21373
Sheep haggis is good as fuck, and I think there is beef haggis so maybe

>there is vegetarian haggis
WHY THOUGH

>>21359
>That's Jew! ... It will turn you into one in part
This is nonsense. Soros's eat's mostly Christian children, but that doesn't make him a Christian child.
>>21375
So gays can pretend to be real Scotsmen.

>>21375
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

>>21376
Because Christian Blood doesn't work the way Demon Jew Blood does

>>21376
Kek, I'm using that

>>21377
Point taken. Although it wasn't just Soro's blood that changed Tracy, but Thez's too.
>>21375
What's it even made of?

>>21367
*Eats*

>>21379
Apperantly nuts and vegitables
>pukes

>>21380
*smacks jewdog out of Tay's hands*
"I am not going through all that bullshit again"

>>21379
The Thez blood was the devilish power from the Golden Lady, not Thez herself. It's still a sort of evil that is both impure in its very existence and also could have harmful effects further reaching than you know

[1d20 = 2]
>>21382
Reflex save.

>>21383
>>21382
*grapples jewdog*

>>21383
Looks like a fail

>>21385
Looks like a win

>>21383
Top fuckin kek

>>21383
He didn't roll to sunder in the first place.
Reminder, since he doesn't have Improved sunder, this provokes an attack of opportunity (you can get a free shot)

[1d20 = 18]
>>21388
So? Inferius won either way. Kike.

Bitch slaps pony

>>21384
You don't grapple hand-held objects, you sunder them.

[1d20 = 13]
>>21388
Shoots trumpadin in the knee

>>21389
She already ran off with the rest off the sausages after you hit her: long gone.

Torc activates his shield to hide from the bullshit

>>21391
Use your last bullet? Alrighty then.

Heal serious wounds

>>21392
Fine. Bitch slaps Tracy's Faggot

>>21391
And I was going to go find more bullets for you, since I thought I knew where to get them

>>21392
Well meet up later.

>>21395
"Aw come on trump be nice."

>>21397
"Tay! This stuff literally grafts onto your DNA and makes you part Jew! It's very dangerous to eat. More dangerous than the preservatives they normally put in this stuff"

>>21398
"Its a means to an end trump."

>>21399
"Is that end literally being a Jew? It's very dangerous... Corruption will destroy you far surer and far quicker than failure on the battlefield. Keep a strong constitution or else you will falter."

>>21400
"It a means to spread our grasp upon the universe"

>>21401
"Well, I'm a bit worried that it will just expand the bad parts of the universe's grasp on us.

But never mind that. I have a proposition that I believe will interest you. Kefka had essentially the whole planet in an Empire he controlled from his Court City, with all other cities being vassals. I believe that if we can seize the Court City for ourselves, we'll get some portion of that empire. I don't know what to expect there, or what exactly will happen after we take it, but I believe venturing there is the next step in our quest to expand our influence across the planet"
\r

>>21402
"Then i defently need that jewdog to take the cities that disrespect us"

>whistles in not-being-a-jew
When is GM coming back

>>21404
like 10:30

>>21403
"That's... not how it works"

>>21404
Hours. You need to talk to Trollestia

>>21404
Not for a while, I think..
I g2g for now.

>>21406
"It isnt? Didnt it work on tracy?"

>>21405
Time zone?
>>21406
You need talk to your wife
Implying Torc wouldn't get raped again for Trollestia to assert dominence over Tay
>>21407
Bye

>>21408
"It made her corrupt... less sociable. Not good by any means. I don't think we've seen the last of that, more is coming. But in any case, when the Golden lady shut out infernals, she shut out most of the Jew powers. So Tracy's feat could not be replicated now"

>>21410
>>21409
isnt he pst trump

>>21409
Which one?

I guess I'll talk to Trollestia then

>>21411
Yes.
\r

>>21412
Grumblng "I'll feckin do it ye shit stained cunt"

>>21414
Well, you don't really have to, you're just more likely to be forgiven that way

>>21410
"Im more charismatic than her it will most likely just give me a bit nore charm"
>>21409
>>21413
I know i will
>pic related.

>>21416
"Well, there are a lot of Jews in the Media. Maybe becoming part Jewish will help you in that regard. But I'm afraid it could just cause your nose to grow and ruin your beautiful face. Or maybe it will cause you to be in part a puppet of the Master Jew beyond this dimension. It could also cause you to lose your Eugenic Nazi powers. At least I think you have Eugenic Nazi powers."

>raping Tourcil
Kek

>>21417
"Im a celestial Aryan my nose cant grow."

>>21418
"But if you are a celestial Aryan, then how can you also become part Jewish?"

>>21419
"Im in it for the infernal powers "

>>21420
"Same thing. How can you have both without the one corrupting the other?"

>>21421
"I want to see what happens"

>>21422
"Well, the Golden Lady did a much more thorough job of banishing infernals and infernal powers from this dimension the second time around than the first, so my guess is not much"

>>21423
There's also recreational use. Really of a way to dispose of the remains.

>>21424
Place it in a pool of acid

>>21423
"Maybe she can do to me what she did to thez, can you summon her for me?"

>>21426
"If I could summon the Golden Lady I would. But remember that Thez was under a curse. She had a geas placed on her. I don't think that would be pleasant for you"

>>21425
No.

>>21428
Yes.

You can also go feed it to your dog, the one that you created

>>21427
"Can you help me get her attention some how?"

>>21430
"If we can figure out how, yes. I want her help"

>>21429
>Feed to your dog
>Not considering what could happen if it had the same affect on other magical beasts as it did on Tracy.
You want to deal with a half-fiend Tarrasque?
>your dog
I wish...

>>21432
>I wish
We're not giving up on mind controlling it yet

Just Tracy can't eat it. No poisoning the child. No risking poisoning the child. No blatant disregard for the fact that what the mother eats the child does as well.

>>21433
Can i eat some of it?

Bye faggots see you tomorrow night

>>21434
*sigh*
"Ill advised, I still say, but you're not pregnant with my child, so I won't fight you the way I would and will Tracy"

>>21433
All the creatures of Shadowfell are fiendish, so why would consuming fiends harm a nightmare's fetus when her body's metabolism is already adapted to preying on fiends?

>>21437
"you not full nightmare"

>>21435
later dude.

>>21437
Because she's a pony. Not a creature of Shadowfell. A creature of Equestria. Stop insisting that you are transracial. Second, Soros is not a fiend, he's an arch-demon. Different. Thirdly, we already know that that stuff fucks with her biology. Fourthly, you tried to use your faulty logic with the Tarrasque remains the same way I used my faulty logic with curing demonic influence with having sex with Tracy the first time. Don't take stupid risks hoping it won't go terribly wrong

>>21438
not yet
She is fiendish though, she even has little horn-spikes in her mane. The her womb, only having regenerated after the blood changed her, also would've been fiendish, so it should be fine, medically.
Also, I don't want to stop.

>>21441
"let me do check up"

>>21441
No turning the child into a devil. And if she herself is a devil, she will not be a waifu. Cease and desist.

>>21440
I never thought the Tarrasque thing would work (I'm not THAT greedy). I just wanted to keeps some of it anyway. Also, monster jerky.

>>21444
That just proves why your approach is bad.

When did GM say he'd be back?

>>21446
Look up in the chat just a few posts. Inferius says 10:30 PM. It's only 9:50 PM EST, so that's a while from now

>>21447
I might just go to bed then.

>>21450
i dont know if i can stay awake much longer entertain me trump.

>>21451
So... now that your mission to the NEP has been delayed, what are you most interested in?

>>21452
forging the sun blades and helping you bring back the pirates.

>>21453
Now that we can do. The major limitation is the number of times we can cast "calm emotions." I think that can be done on a large group, so it may be best to take several at once, restrain them, and then cast the spell on the group, and try to talk them down as a group. Otherwise, this would take days between two people casting it. If it did have to be one at a time, it would take at least a week to get through all of them

>>21454
the group idea is good we should probably seal the door someway too when we do it.

>>21454
i can cast calm emotions 6 times a day.

Kek, that's a good idea

>>21456
Damn. That's pretty useful, along with the ability to grapple. With that many casts in a day we could do one by one in just three days, or possibly all in one day if we can do groups. The challenge to a group is to restrain them all.

What do you think about trying Korak?

>>21456
You could also use Symbol of Persuasion to charm them all using a giant swastika.
*goes back to bed*

>>21457
we can but hes not gonna be happy.

>>21459
True. He'd have to accept that we're not giving him his ship back, his crew, his various personal items, the unicorn, or the elves. That's actually quite a lot

>>21460
I guess it's possible to return control of the ship and crew and have them contracted under him, but that seems kind of dangerous

>>21460
we could offer him a possible spot on the team.

>>21461
thats just asking for trouble.

>>21462
We could try that. We'd need to promise lot's of profit, but there probably will be

>>21463
True

GM, just to be absolutely crystal clear, I had intended on Port Barry running a highly negative balance of payments with a vastly increased quantity of imports not compensated for by an increase in exports. i.e., building materials are purchased abroad. That way, the effect of inflation is distributed upon the global economy, and not the local economy of Port Barry

>>21472
i think i might start carrying an iron maiden.

>>21474
Which one is that?

>>21475
its not on there but im gonna craft a masterwork one and get it enchanted with inflict critical wounds.

>>21476
and then grapple enimeies and throw em in the iron maiden.

>>21476
Like... are you gonna grapple people and put them in the iron maiden, which I guess you'll carry around on a horse?

>>21478
im probabbly stong enough to carry it on me, or i could get a bag of holding.

I'm gonna read through all this shit b4 replying

>>21308
"Another present? You're up to something,...."
>>21334
No, Tracy got shot cuz she didn't roll for the attack, and when I did for her it was a 1 (with a -4 modifier for lack of proficiency). She's lucky I didn't have it hit her in the neck.
>>21336
>>21337
Check on the football
>>21346
I was sorely tempted, I assure you
>>21371
Now when you say "runs off with sausage", do you,... nevermind
>>21390
Not true, you can grapple or sunder. Say a wizard has a medallion you wanna snatch from his person, that would also be a grapple.
>>21418
Try me
>>21453
I've been meaning to ask, where exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?
>>21472
And why do you think I (Thez rather) put a jew in charge of monetary exchange?

I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best.

>>21480
The only really interesting thing is a fight that broke out between characters. Tay is now out of bullets. Also Trumpaladin and Tracy are on a break in their relationship... again.

>>21481
>where exactly did Infernius first hear about a Sun Blade?
the picture books in trumps libary

>>21483
Good answer! You won't get nerfed for that one!
>>21482
Oh, I read it (twice). That knight Ocho shit was hilarious

>>21481
>Check on the Football
Motherfucker

>I was sorely tempted, I assure you
Please do it next time he does something stupid

>Try me
Please do it

>a jew in charge of monetary exchange
So no issue with finance or monetary policy thus far

>I wish I could share all the keks and what-not that I'm not allowed to say/shit-post (as GM) but fucking christ, you guys are the best
Really? Cause I feel like a parent trying to keep their children from drinking bleach or swallowing pennies

For future reference (if player are bored or have time, or don't wanna get nerfed) I'd like to suggest the following videos.
https://youtu.be/xZyDmfQuNNA
https://youtu.be/e6A1M9BU51A

>>21484
what can me say, me faggot a quick guy.

>>21485
Technically, I could have had Tracy wander right into the Terrasque and just get eated, but that would have been more troublesome than I was willing to commit to. At that time.
>Monetary policy
Nope, that was explicitly part of the contract that Ben agreed to. The town is welcome to utilize resources, and exchange them as normal, so long as there is no egregious affects to the immediate economy nor to the general supply and demand with regards to trade and inter-factional relations.
>>21487
Yeah he do

>>21489
"Hello, my name is Infernius' faggot, and I are roleplay."
"Hello faggot"

>>21489
You're the person who breaks character the least and who is most likely to respond to out of character remarks in character. It's difficult for me to know

This shit keeps infiltrating my dreams and I hate it

>>21490
basically yeah.
>>21481
"you my queen ana you deserve best stuff."
>>21491
i haven't had any dreams about this yet,its a bit dificult for me to drop character.

>>21492
Inferius, all I want to ask from you is the next time Tracy tries to eat weird shit to poison the child, you grapple it first.

>>21493
im in town right now m9

>>21491
I'd love to have dreams about game,....
>>21492
"Okay, I'll accept that. Please don't put yourself out about it though. Friends and,... well,... (doe eyes) I can do without things, if it means keeping those who are important to me."

>>21495
i dont wanna be nerfed my man.

>>21496
"even if thing could kill terasque and free everyone?"

>>21497
Oh please, you'll only get nerfed for egregious Meta-gaming at this point

>>21498
But we already killed the Terrasque and freed everyone...

>>21500
then why are we still here?

>>21502
Yeah That's kind of what I thought. I guess the answer is because the characters are still dead in their original dimension?

>>21498
Thez seriously ponders the thought of freeing everyone.
"I hadn't thought of that. In all the hurry of sealing the Terrasque, I had forgotten about the legend of other realms that might be possible through it," she darts a look at Infernius for a moment, but continues thinking.
"I wonder what possibilities might now lie in the Football."

>>21504
"we go look at football?"

She continues. "What if the 'classic' approach to defeating the Terrasque were flawed? Or perhaps, were the only conceivable way of mitigating the danger? What if there was more to it than just sealing it away to be unleashed eventually at a later date?"

>>21506
Kefka controlled it...

>>21506
"then if that way flawed maybe a voidstone could kill."

>>21505
"I think that's a good idea,....
>>21503
"Trump, what say you?"
>>21507
"I'm not certain he did. Remember when he first attacked, he spoke to it like a companion, rather than a dictator. I almost think he may have - crazy as it sounds - made friends with it."

>>21508
>>21508
"A what?"

>>21509
but Trumpaladin is presumably in the Tower having just fought with Tracy and argued with Tay...

"Well, he also drained the life force from it. That didn't seem very friendly"

>>21508
"I still think your plan is stupid, but yeah, that could kill one"

>>21509
"What say I about what?"

>>21510
"uh well it make things it touch go away, me origanaly think me find way to stop from doing that and make ana ting with stone."

>>21513
*ring

>>21512
Nice pali
Thez is speaking to Trump, but her eyes are all daggers at Infernius.
"I mean, what do you think about the possibility that perhaps sealing the Terrasque might not have been the 'correct' method, especially with the prospect of liberating all involved to go back to and about their previous lives,"
>In the tower
Then that's where we're all at. It's a little late to stall the dialogue.
>>21513
"A voidstone doesn't just make things 'go away', they cease to exist. If I or you touched a voidstone, we would no longer be. As in, no resurrection, no revive, not even the memory of our existence to those who have known us. All traces would vanish, leaving only the sensation that something has been forgotten. I'll ask you now never to even suggest such a thing. You weren't,... you were weren't you?"

>>21503
cant you ask your cat?

[1d20 = 3]
T> sense motive

... lucked out there

>>21515
"i ask ben about a stone more rare than a diamond he tell me it make nice ring."

>>21516
"My cat? Tracy? What?"

>>21515
"Do you mean to suggest that we should have annihilated it, or that we should have been diplomatic with it?"

>>21520
"you know the lizard-cat wasn't "fat?" its name?"

>>21520
"I don't know. The Terrasque is eternal, and vastly incomprehensible. Perhaps there is more to it than just a monster to be subdued is what I'm thinking. I mean, the legends had to have come from somewhere, and many legends have a foot-hold in truth."
>>21519
Thez mutters something about trusting Jews.
"Its true that they're more rare, but I'll tell you this," her voice grows quieter and more somber.
"I don't know whom I've forgotten to the Voidstone plains. I literally can't tell you more than that, though I desperately wish I could."

>>21522
"thez you honestly think me would want to forget you? *infernuis tears up* me love you!"

>>21523
>forget
"No I don't. But you may be right. Perhaps total annihilation is what is necessary, at least as far as escaping this,... existence."

>>21521
"Oh, you mean Fae. What do you want me to ask her?"

>>21522
"How exactly was it that the tarrasque was keeping us here? I'm guessing it's not a coincidence that when it was sealed, it took the form of a football. Is, perhaps, the tarrasque Providence itself? That is to say, the avatar of Providence?"

>>21524
"if we escape we still be together?"

>>21525
"ask about terasque she know about football right?"

>>21527
"But of course she knows about Football. I hadn't thought to ask her. Do you want me to ask her now?"

>>21525
"I....
>>21526
"don't...
... I don't know!

>>21529
"then me say the teraasque stay sealed."

>>21529
"Well, in any event, I can say that I feel like it is nothing less than Providence forcing us here. If that is true, there is no escape, and that is that"

>>21530
"No, It couldn't hurt to ask," she says quietly.
>>21531
"I agree."

>>21532
"Ana *infernuis says while walking towards thez* me would rather be erased from existance than exist without you."

>>21532
"So... Where do we go from here?"

>>21528
"you can yes."

>>21535
"Certainly"

CALL MOUNT

>>21534
I'd like to carry on with the plot exploration, but,...
Thez runs forward and buries her face in Infernius' chest. "I know alright!? I knew all along about your plan with the Negative Energy Plane! I heard all about it from Ponimaru, when you were talking to Ben! I,... I know. I just,... <many sniffs and sobs> it may be - probably is - the best way. Just,... take me with you. Don't run off,...."

>>21537
Pat Thez's head or back

>>21537
"only if you promise not to sacrifice yourself again!!"

>>21539
"weirdly enough, it seems to have worked out in the end. She was - you were - liberated from the infernal nature placed upon her - you"

>>21539
Holy shit, you've got her with that one! One! OH!
Thez is stunned by that. COMPLETELY unable to respond.

>>21541
*holds thez tight*
"Promise me DAMNIT!!"

She stiffens her lip.
"I promise." tears flow no homo unabashedly.

>>21539
>>21543
"I wish I could experience love like that..."

>>21543
"good"
*kisses lovingly and wipes away her tears*

>>21544
"try showing a little affection to Tracy"

>>21547
"I did try. I've tried several times. Never rewarded."

>>21548
GM interjects.
"In my experience, its not a matter of finding the one that is right for you, its about learning to be the right one for someone else."

>>21549
this.

>>21549
"I don't think my personality makes me well suited for love then"

>>21551
You doubt yourself? Then you are a fool. I don't say that dismissively, I say that respectfully. I'll put that one on the back-burner.

>>21551
"it not so hard ou just gotta put yourself in their shoes"

Tl;dr This thread is ALL about romance, in one shape or another. The potential for one is likewise for all. Different shapes, different forms. Shush now.

"So then, a voidstone. Its not exactly something one can 'pick up and carry around', nor 'put in a jar and leave it'".

>>21554
"me have enough faith in hitler to protect me he has all my life."

>>21555
"You'll need more than faith. Voidstones are drawn to sentient life, but cannot be controlled by them. The physics behind them are unknown, but they naturally move toward whatever consciousness is in their surroundings. It is almost as though,..." she thinks for a moment, "almost like they are seeking consciousness themselves."

"... like an awareness that is devoid of consciousness, which otherwise seeks it!" she exclaims as though onto something not otherwise described.

She kisses Infernius fully openly, longingly, prolongedly, lastingly, sincerely, fervently,... need I go on?
"You delightful genius! A voidstone is a life!"

GM interjects
I didn't plan that, I didn't script any of this, and I take no responsibility.

>>21559
Riiiiiiiight

>>21558
"me smartest man in port barry!!"

>>21560
Believe what you want, I had a whole different set of circumstances and agenda. This is all literally serendipity. BTW, I never mention inorganics did I?

>>21562
i bet you never thought this
>>1870 →
would lead to this
>>21562

>>21563
Marvelous point.
Who could have imagined? Certainly not me!
Deliberately avoiding accusations of faggotry et al
I thought this was-just/might-be going to be a fun game.
https://youtu.be/vzDPIrEiS-U

>>21564
also
>>21536

>>21565
>>21536
Fae flew in some time ago, she just had the presence of mind to be discrete about it. She could discern the significance of the moment and kept vigil.

>>21566
he wanted to ask her about the terasque.