/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>20954
"Y- you dont like me? I thought you liked memes like me i used to go on the random board on 4chin.
*cries*

>>20958
*comforts crying Tay*

>>20958
If it's not in quotes, Torc didn't say it
>>20959
You aren't even here

>>20960
i can tell by your body language i have 17 charisma

>>20960
I do what I want!

Also you signified an action, not dialogue

>>20961
okay the jigs up im tay i was fucking with you guys

>>20963
Seriously?

>>20964
kek no

>>20963
I
Fucking
Knew it
When I saw "Torculi" I KNEW IT BUT I DIDN'T SAY A WORD

>>20963
>>20965
Shut the fuck up pleb youre not me!

>>20965
Okay, good

>>20966
>>20967
Now fug

>>20967
don't be a cunt bro.

>>20971
Damn it

>>20972
>>20971
top jej

>>20961
I do have 17 charisma though and i probably tell by body language so thanks.
>>20972

>>20960
>>20958
I say again.

>>20975
"Now, please don't cry"
Torc begins to visibly stress
"No, I'm just... out of practice with this"
My first tabeetop rpg character is about to sex Taylor swift as a bard. Having never listened to Taylor swift, idk how to feel.

>>20976
I know how I feel

>>20977
Correction, I have heard her songs. But I do not actively listen to her.

>>20976
And then the batroom door closes on the camera, moaning ensues
>>20978
And hows that?

>>20980
*The moaning is audible down in the stable*

>>20980
>>20981
I need an adult

>>20982
I am an adult

>>20982
Just confirm for the record that you fugged Tay

>>20984
>raped by a unicorn
>raped by a bard
>knife stuck in haggis
Kill me
Has anyone seen Norfilly lately?

>>20985
She's still collecting sticks.
Tracy saw everything.

>>20985
Tourcil, why did you just cheat on your waifu?

>>20987
It's not cheating if you didn't consent.

>>20988
Heil.

>>20989
>>20988
He could have said no at any time, he could have run away

>>20985
you cant be raped your a man.

Tracy grinds her crafting skills by making 6 gorillion knives.
>>20991
He was just too much of a cowardly pussy to refuse.

>>20989
This
>>20991
Oh, NOW your the voice of
>Good morals!
>don't cheat on your waifu
>hurr de durr unicorn shit
Besides
>>20993
>sigh
This

>>20993
That's exactly how I will phrase it when I tell Trollestia

>>20993
"Hey tracy wait up can i get you autograph?"

>>20995
NO

>>20994
Oh bullshit, you could have blinked to the astral plane at any moment if you didn't want it

>>20997
Then you shouldn't have cheated now should you?

Claiming Trollestia

>>20992
*silent hoofsteps*
>>20998
He was frozen in fear. Also, using magic would've fucked up everything with GM not around.
>>20996
Didn't she already give it to you?
*signs autograph*

>>20999
>says the man sleeping with not-tracy
>>21000
Fuck off ye cunt

I'm gonna go with "Bard spell compelled him"

>>21001
>defending this
You go Etheral when GM isn't around

>>21002
>bard spell
You mean to say she asked you? That's not a spell

Is GM gone for the night?

>>21004
Yes, he said so

>>21003
Tracy can cast that at will.
>bard spell
Charm Person is a first level spell for Bards.

>>21004
>>21005
tomorrows gonna be fun.

>>21006
>>21003
I can fascinate at will

>>21008
That too.

>>21006
>Tracy can cast at will
Kek, not any more
>charm is first level spell
And also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast

>>21007
Espically since I won't be around for most of it
>>21010
Ass

>>21010
We'll let GM sort out whatever the fuck happened then.

>>21008
You didn't need to

>>21013
Im sorry but when did you get back to the tower?

>>21011
I'm not the person who failed to even disclose having a waifu to a sex partner

>>21014
Hour ago or so. It's only a one hour walk

>>21015
Yes you did. You spent the evening with that unicorn without telling her anything about your engagement.

>>21017
First off, I didn't have sex with her.

I'd tell her everything I was pissed off about, so yeah the "engagement" probably would have come up.

Thirdly, I would have expected *you* to tell her

Fourthly, if I did the same thing, that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right, it just means we're both wrong

Trump apparently can do no woong, but everyone else can
>>21017
Repeat after me
>I did not have sexual relations with that unicorn

>>21019
Quoteimg. The saint bill clinton i see.

>>21019
Look, either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't. Why is it okay for you but not me?

>>21020
>A democrat as a saint
U Wot

>>21018
>that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right
That wasn't my intention. Just stop picking on Torc's faggot.

>>21019
But like my character legit did not have sexual relations with that Unicorn

>>21023
Oh you'd do the same to me

I don't want to pick on Torc's faggot, I want to use this in game

>>21024
>you'd do the same to me
If that were the case, you'd still be hearing about the unicorn.
>I want to use this in game
For what?

>>21025
>We have an understanding
Oh... Okay. Nevermind then

>For what
Best not to disclose

>>21022
This
>>21023
This
>>21021
It's not I'm saying polygamy is okay...
Why am I wasting my typing? You wont listen
>>21024
Kek, he said it

Tay's faggot, I'm going to kill you
Let's put it this way.
Torc is socially akward from he years in the cave. Thanks to this, he has trouble saying "no"
Make sense?

>>21021
>either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't.
When did he say polygamy was okay?

>>21028
Well don't tell it to us. Tell it to Trollestia

>>21029
*happily shakes pony*
"I love you sweetie*

>>21028
I just wanted to help make you less awkeard m9

>>21031
Welp you made it worse
>>21030
She oouldn't know if you didn't tell her

>>21032
>Trollestia is not going to find out from Torcuil
You sure about that?

>>21032
Dont worry ill desensitize you to it.

>>21030
*clings*
"Where were you last night? I was looking for you..."

>>21033
I
Want
To
Die
>>21034
MADE IT WORSE

>>21035
Is she clinging in an adorable way?

"D'aww.

I was out in a grove in the forest. The battle, and especially what happened afterwards, really shook me."

OH
I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU'RE SALTY
>Mr. 30 year old virgin Torc has now fucked more people than trumpaladin
KEK

>>21038
Sure, that's totally the reason why. I wasn't playing 4d chess with you at all

>>21039
really? are you a time traveler too?

>>21040
"Time Traveller, I am not sure. But I did come from another dimension"

>>21039
Yeah sure

>>21041
Is jeb bush's wife really a mike pence in drag?

>>21037
She has all her hooves wrapped around his, and she's pressing her cheek against his chest
"...Hmmmm.. If you're ever troubled, just come tell me about it, and Ill listen to whatever it is. I am your waifu after all."

*coughs blood*
It's hard playing the female sometimes...

>>21043
*thunder roars in the distance*

>>21044
Tell me about it sister.

>>21043
"Pfft! Hell no. She's some illegal alien maid Jeb didn't want deported so he married her so she wouldn't. Beaner doesn't even speak English"

>>21044
I'm dead serious when I said there have been zero romantic advances of any kind on the unicorn.
That's actually kind of cute.
*Trumpaladin puts his arms over her*
"Tracy... to be honest... I am a bit Troubled. A bit troubled by you, and us, and the child"

>>21043
>>21045
Jeb!'s wife is a literal goblin. An arguably attractive goblin (for a goblin), but a goblin nonetheless.

>>21046
See >>21048

>>21047
Not this shit again

>>21050
But I want the characters to talk out their differences...

>>21048
Attractive? Did you smoke some of that weed? Do you have any more?

>>21047
*moves Trumpaladin's hand to her tummy and stares into his eyes*
"Can you feel it? Can you feel our foal inside of me?"

>>21052
For a goblin*

>>21051
Yeah, but not talk about the child again
Plz, I don't want to teach you again why abortion is bad

>>21053
Well thats adorable as hell

Are the baths cold or hot?

>>21057
I assume there's a hot bath, but also cold showers.

>>21058
K, thanks
Sweating slows dowm slightly

>>21055
Dude I'm not going to talk about Abortion
GM tipped his hand with the child

>>21056
Let me work with her then!

>>21053
*shivers almost from the power of the fact*
"Yes. That's why I'm bothered. Neither of us can be truly independent - truly free of each other any more - because of him"

>>21057
Temperature controlled of course

>>21052
*directs her to the pile she picked up Lenos's weed*

>>21056
Oh he totes does not.

>>21062
Dude, fuck off. I spend a hell of a lot of time, energy, effort, and emotion on this. I'm here way more than you

>>21056
Kek
Torc exuses himself and goes to take a walk around town.
Passerbys paying attention might notice him mumbling "why" over and over again, and scattered tears are running down his face.

>>21064
"torc that you? you okay?"

>>21064
Not Kek, I'm fucking dreaming about this shit in the morning

>>21060
>Neither of us can be truly independent - truly free of each other any more - because of him
Oh yeah, that's right. Buckle-up, Daddy.
"..I'm used to being independent, but that could never compare with the chance to build a family. Can't we be more free, together..?"

>>21065
>Torc notices Infernius and wipes his face
"Uh, oh Hey Infernius. Yeah I'm fine, just questioning something I did. What are you up to?"

>>21068
"why you cry friend?"

>>21067
"Tracy, the thing is... you know I'm hard at trusting. I'm willing to do this with you, but I need something from you. I need the ability to trust you, to be sure you're not out undermining me. I need you to be there with me when I need you - when our whole group needs you - on campaign."

>>21068
Like legit honest to God you are more likely to be forgiven if you disclose yourself

>>21072
"It's difficult to explain, really. If I had to put it in a sentence, well, why can't you be more like Inferius?"

>>21070
>tfw when this
>>21069
"Um well you see, uh. Well..."
Torc turns the same red as infernius
>>21072
Would Torc think that? No. Because He already fucked up the relationship once, and he sure as hell doesn't want to do it again

>>21072
".. I trust you though..."
>>21073
"Infernius is just too dumb to be complicated, though he is honest"

>>21072
>if you disclose yourself
That's not how >rape works, Anon. Most of the time the victims are too humiliated to say anything about it.

>>21074
"it okay you can tell me anything me no make fun of you. yo my friend."

>>21075
Holy fuck that's an adorable response
*Goes in to hug pony*
"No no, it's that... Well you see, I'm a Paladin. I'm expected to uphold certain standards. I'm expected to have compatriots who, while they by no means are expected to uphold the same standards of behavior, when they transgress them, it must be in the service of some greater good.

Inferius, well, he's always looking to help. He's always with me on campaign. He always does what he believes is right. I don't really always agree with him, but I trust him.

Tracy, I have a history of being betrayed by friends and compatriots and women and evident allies. It's difficult for me"

>>21076
It wasn't rape though

>>21077
"I know Infernius, and I thank you for that.
But I guess I'm not ready to talk about it. Maybe sometime later I can tell you."

>>21079
"any time you need talk me be around."

>>21078
"I don't know what a "compatriot" is, but I'm prepared to be your Waifu... Does the Paladin's code-thingy really have to get in the way of that?"

>>21078
>wasn't rape
I'm playing the >rape-expert, and I declare with my imaginary authority that it was, in fact, >rape.

>>21080
"Thank, Infernius. Same to you"
He then continues on his walk

>>21081
"Tracy, a waifu is a very close, very selective role. You're not going to be some sex consort.

Tell you what, here's where we start. We try to take interest in each other's affairs. You tell me your plans and projects. I'll try to help you in them if they are not too... evil. And in turn, I'll tell you mine, and I hope you will help me with mine."

>>21082
If that were me in that position you would have said I was cheating on Trollestia

>>21084
".. I'm not really a planning sort of pony, Flashy. I really just go with what my instincts tell me.. Sometimes, I can be impulsive, but my instincts have never failed me yet..
If I had just one long-term goal, it would be to buy up a nice big plot of land in a secluded area, and live a quiet, peaceful live with our family."

>>21086
"Alright then. Let's just start where most couples start. Why don't you tell me what you did today and last night?"

>>21085
By my Yandere standards, spending a quiet evening with another mare feels like infidelity.
Anyway, if Trumpaladin were actually being >raped, Tracy wouldn't just watch.

>>21087
"I stood awkwardly in on place for a long time, until Lenos made me these special shoes for crafting."
*Shows shoes*

>>21088
That's true. Most yandere's think that just talking to another girl at all is infidelity. So be it, Trumpaladin can't refuse disclosure

>>21089
"D'aww, what'cha wanna craft?"

>>21091
"Knives, swords, armor, charms, and anything magic."

>>21092
She's going to have to get accustomed to his polygyny eventually. I guess it's probably better to wait until there actually is a second waifu though

>>21093
"Any leads on what would be good to craft? Useful for us?"

>>21094
>She going to have to...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Learn something from this shit!

>>21095
Wait for GM.

>>21094
>craft
"... Everything needs magic to work.."

>>21097
Does Tracy need to talk to Slovenia as soon as it is known she is in the tower?

>>21096
Tracy wants Trumpaladin to have no more than one outstanding marriage at a time, and Trumpaladin wants Tracy to be as righteous as Fae. I think we might have to just split the difference

>>21098
"What can I help you with? I know I can cast some spells"

>>21097
Please be present and able to listen when the Inferius stone mission comes up again, or better yet, just mention what you heard. I got a plan for this I want to at least communicate

G'night faggots.
Expect me to be back late saturday night.

>>21099
>Slovenia
Idk at this point.. my original intention was to go visit her asap bring her out of the woods right after the boss fight, but now it seems several days have passed since she got there...
>Split the difference
Learn to be faithful, damnit!

I'd say more, but I g2g now.

>>21101
>faithful
To the right girl. A lawful good pony, sure. But a neutral evil extraplanar, why waifu her?
\r

>>21100
see you then.

>>21104
"understand what"

>>21105
"I guess me. I don't know. I sometimes wonder if it's too late, I've already made everyone hate me"

>>21106
"Should I be here at all..."

>>21107
[worried pony noises]
".. I'm here.."
*faggot goes back to bed*

>>21107
>>21106
"me no hate you"

>>21107
"but you hurt infernuises feels when you declines deal"

>>21112
"What do you want me to do exactly? Take your belt to Thez?"

>>21109
*pets pony*

>>21113
"the come with me to the nep deal"

>>21115
"The nep deal? What is the nep deal?"

>>21115
>>21116
"Ah, you mean the negative energy plane. I thought you intended to do that alone?"

>>21117
"i am now"

>>21118
"What do you mean? What was it you hoped to accomplish exactly?"

>>21119
"conquering outsiders."

>>21120
"In the negative energy plane? I believe it's almost uninhabited"

>>21121
"how you know?"

>>21122
"True. But you understand that I am skeptical about the chances of success"

>>21123
"me succeed regardless"

>>21124
"Did you want to do all of this to impress Thez?"

>>21125
"yes"
also im going to sleep so i can wake up tommorow

>>20923
He's been taking lessons
>>20941
Yes, except beaten to a pulp
>>20977
Spoiler alert, Taylor Swift (irl) is a metaphysicist that poor car
>>21004
Not ALL night
>>21012
Oh, thanks e_e
>>21082
Contested, he voluntarily entered the bath, did not appear to decline or otherwise fight her off/away.
>>21093
Charms? Anything magic? Thats news to me,....

Well that brings me up to speed. I'm going to assume Infernius said his spiel before leaving and running into Torcuil and then Trump, but that is currently undisclosed cuz schedules. Very much looking forward to what happens next.

>>21127
I should probably go to see Trollestia soon

>>21128
Gotta wish Inferius well and keep Tracy from killing herself and the child first though

>>21127
you around gm?

>>21133
"Inferius, before, I did not understand exactly what you sought to accomplish by taking a risk so great. I understand now that you see taking the risk as end all of its own.

I respectfully request that you not take Tracy and her unborn child with you. That realm is one of extreme dangers, and she does not need to be there. I strongly advise that you leave your eqipment - belt, arm bands, vest and grenades - all here. Thez will not be happy if you lose those. Take with you only an essential sword.

You'll need bottles of air, as there is little there. You'll need a magical source of light as well, as that dimension sucks out all light. Have a jar or so in which to magically suspend the void stone when you find one. There is no known magic that can control a void stone, nor any other known way of handling it. Nothing less than the direct intervention of a god can help you grasp a voidstone. You'll need the powers of Football and Hitler with you. Remember as always that if you touch a voidstone, it will kill you instantly. Do not place a void stone in any container where it is not magically suspended from the walls, not imply that any known magic can do that.;

Goodluck."

>>21134
Or you could have just said “no”
She declined to have sex with me when I said that I had a girlfriend. So if you had said you had someone else, that would have made her stop
\r

>>21137
Well what did you think was going to happen when you agreed to get naked in a bathtub with her? You know, when you would have undressed yourself first?

You didn't have to get in the bathtub, and you could have said "I don't want to this"

Still another thing you could have done: asked if she had a condom. That would stop or slow it down.
\r

>>21135
"me tell tracy not to go because of babby but you of all people should know its hard to stop her from doing what she wants to do."

>>21138
>Implying there wasn't a condom.
Goes back to sleep irl

>>21140
"No shit. I will either persuade her, or I will learn something about her"

>>21142
"like what?"

>>21143
"You're doing this whole thing to prove to Thez that you love her. If she risks her baby for the sake of... I'm not sure what, I will know who she does not love"

>>21131
Infernius could probably craft that with Lenos's help.
>>21138
Both of the baths are mixed anyway, and Torc would've been too preoccupied fighting-down that spaghetti-pressure to realize what was about to happen.

>>21140
>For Infernius
I really, really, really want to go to another plane, although the Negative Energy plane seems like it would suck the life out of any living thing... She'd need some kind of extreme motivation to do something crazy/stupid like that, because her #1 priority is to protect her foal.
For the sake of future extraplanar missions, mind that Tracy's Nightmare form has +21 Planes Knowledge and +21 Survival Checks on other planes: if anyone has a chance of bringing party members back alive from another plane, it's her with those monstrous instincts.
That's actually what I was most excited about to play her as a monster for: on other Planes, she could effectively function as the group's Ranger.

>>21145
"Little Pony, can I talk to you?"

>>21146
"Yes?"

>>21147
Fuck, now I'm wondering if I am doing this too early

The 88888 GET is a little over 10 posts away, and I've already banned two Int shills who I know are trying to go after it, hint hint hint
\r

>>21147
"You're not intending to accompany Inferius on his suicide mission, are you?"

>>21145
>too preoccupied fighting-down that spaghetti-pressure to realize what was about to happen
He was under extreme spaghetti pressure precisely because he realized what was about to happen

>>21139
Note to self, be specific
He meant socialization.
>>21138
Trump got in a bathtub with her
>>21151
Once again mixing up player and character knowledge

>>21145
id rather have a sun blade tbh.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sun_Blade

>>21153
Craft one.

>>21154
i will when gm gets on.

did you get it trump?

>>21154
where you the epona get?

>>21128
Then go to the fuggin' stables
>>21130
e_e
>>21131
Funny, that's just like the dagger that Tracy left back at Cardishore way back when
>>21134
Don't lie
>>21136
No spoilers, but you have no idea what you're talking about
>>21137
>wears a kilt
>claims to need to be undressed
>>21138
This
>>21145
No, it doesn't. I've said before, those skills are for existing nightmares, as in nightmares that were born into and raised in the outer planes. Tracy doesn't know shit about the planes.
>>21155
When GM gets on, you'll start from where you left off. The last thing you saw was Thez in the process of beating the piss out of someone.
>needs coffee

>>21158
>doesn't know shit about the planes
Oh, okay. That makes sense.
I still want to try some extraplanar travel though.
>the dagger that Tracy left back at Cardishore
I never forgot about those.. Every knife from the weapons shop at Port Barry is in that bag.

On that note, how do Survival checks work? What benefit do you get from increasing ranks?

>>21160
Knowledge and ability to utilize the surroundings and survive.
Boy scouts have survival skills.